Welp, now I've got a mental image of you upside down and pissing against a wall.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Now think, straining to get that extra inch or two in piss-height, she accidentally plops out a little poo

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Then it slowly rolls down her back
like a jelly octopus crawls down a window
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

thanks but my sphincter is exemplary.

( sleepybinky, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

And that's a click

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

I'm imagining it with a little rosette stuck to it
for having won some sort of 'best in show' award.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

That is how all censorship should work.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)