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s'ok, it just finished, I'm off to the fartsack, feel free to sit here all night insisting on yourself though, no skin off my nose

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
your nearly as bad a ssg, fuck off back to

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
I bet you have to take scatter cushions off the bed in order to get into it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
have you ever been issued with a parking ticket by a dolphin, this is important

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
I got a parking ticket the other day
cost me 25. If I'd paid the parking charge normally it'd be 20p to park there for the time I needed. I thought it was a free carpark.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
someone forgot to make sure they had their emergency tuna bribe in the glovebox

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
sadtimes, 40 quid in westminster, if paid in 14 days, i wonder what is the most expensive parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
Jermaine Pennant
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
that aint meeting the rules i've set out, possibly in my head, but still, i mean a proper parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
it's a fucking parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
is it fuck, it is leaving a car in a carpark, i mean a spot fine, ffs, get with it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
brew up mongy
I'm thirsty
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
train station where that jailbird left his car might make tea, as it aint a fucking proper ticket issuing place

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:43, archived)