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mid-week morning thread

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 7:38, archived)
non-commital response

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:00, archived)
it's a morning thread, not a proposal

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:08, archived)
I'm only working a half day today
great
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:08, archived)
I only work half a day on wednesday. We're half-day buddies!

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:14, archived)
nah, thanks though.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:19, archived)
alright Libby Purves

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:14, archived)
am I some sort of mighty morphin female DJ now?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:16, archived)
not sure if she jockeys records or not

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:18, archived)
so your joke is that I may be anyone with tits who's been on the radio?
I'm not quite sure how you've drawn that conclusion.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:21, archived)
calm down, Toksvig

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:23, archived)
Which part of the internet did the Vikings take over from the Anglo-saxons?
The Danelol!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:29, archived)
she presents a radio programme called midweek, it's not really that complicated

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:27, archived)
it's not really that much of a joke either, but y'know, this place would be dead on its arse without these pointless posts

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:28, archived)
dunno about that
even Hankster and INRBM started posted here again. Things are on the up.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:30, archived)
I can barely cope with the faster pace of the board now

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:51, archived)
...yup

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:24, archived)
What this board needs, right, is a better class of contributor.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:12, archived)

a better class of contributor love, sweet love
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:17, archived)
excellent

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:17, archived)
Kiss me, you fool.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:18, archived)
what's the point of tits on the radio?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:07, archived)
^clickin this

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:11, archived)
terrible bullying of Gyles Brandreth

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:16, archived)
he can take it

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:17, archived)
disgusting

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:17, archived)
like an A

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:20, archived)
hiya Hi, yolo yo

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:33, archived)
alright su pollard

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:48, archived)
Fuck an A

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:33, archived)
You probably could if you had a cock like a Toblerone

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:45, archived)
Ridged
for her pleasure
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:57, archived)

Once you go black...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:08, archived)
what the fuck does that even mean?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:54, archived)
If you have to ask, you'll never know
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7834466
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 8:56, archived)
maybe it's just shorthand for 'arse'

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:03, archived)
That's what Mrs Hats said
But at this rate, it could replace "fucking A" FOREVER.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:06, archived)
did you reply with 'maybe YOU'RE shorthand for arse, ma8e'?
because honestly, that's the answer i was expecting
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:09, archived)
Damn it, I should have
I do often reply to her with "so's your face, mush". Regardless of what she's said.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:10, archived)
she's a lucky woman

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:14, archived)
She's done alright

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:15, archived)
Fuck an A

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:05, archived)
Fuck. An. A.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:06, archived)
Fuck a C Girls

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:08, archived)
A's, motherfucker. Do you fuck them?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:18, archived)
have you had your mid-week morning wank already?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:06, archived)
I had a mid-morning weak wank, if that counts

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:08, archived)
surely only you know if it counts

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:09, archived)
I thought you were watching
Is this not a cam site?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:11, archived)
no, you have to do an ascii art representation

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:15, archived)
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(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:18, archived)
I waived my mid-week weak wank

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:12, archived)
woah

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:14, archived)
whatevs

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:15, archived)
I think I'd managed to go a fortnight without wanking,
which must be some sort of record.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:14, archived)
Captain America, I command you to
WANK!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:16, archived)
That never fails to make me laugh.
That, and Joker talking about "boners".
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:34, archived)

www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/funnycomic_auntmay.jpg
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:53, archived)
weeks without wanking? why?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:16, archived)
It was becoming a chore.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:17, archived)
try doing it to yourself instead of your neighbours, colleagues and passers-by

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:22, archived)
But I've earned literally pennies doing that.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:23, archived)

n
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(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:24, archived)
WILLY!

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:25, archived)
i bet he will!

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:14, archived)
yeah, but it's a lot more enjoyable when it's just a hobby rather than a cottage* industry
*ing
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:26, archived)
James Bradfield from the Manic Street Preachers once told me he was 'up to five wanks a day'

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:20, archived)
no wonder he was so muscley

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:21, archived)
Why don't the papers cover this sort of celebrity gossip?

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:22, archived)
I have another one for you:
Bob Stanley of St Etienne's girlfriend complained that he preferred wanking to having sex with her. So we dubbed him 'Hand Stanley'.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:29, archived)
"we"
Did you start of taking it in turns with her?

Big fan of St. Etienne, by the way - your star power is strong, this week (have had to dock marks for the Manics reference, though).
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
dunno what you mean m8 *whistles*
I was very good pals with Pete Wiggs at one point, he is a right fucking laugh.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:34, archived)
I've spent this whole (brief) conversation thinking of Dubstar, by mistake.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:42, archived)
we've all done it

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:48, archived)
That's a relief.
I do hope that, if QOTW is ever revived, we can do celebrity encounters again - there's something wonderfully nostalgic about all this.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:54, archived)
that's good, because if we talk about Dubstar then we don't talk about those welsh tossers
so the whole thread is Not So Manic Now.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:11, archived)
*polite applause*

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:58, archived)
The first 3 Manics albums are fantastic
The fourth one is ok. The rest will be forgotten.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:34, archived)
Generation Terrorists was good, I'll grant them that.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
I think Holy Bible is utterly brilliant
I'm not ashamed
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
Each to their own.
I can't afford to fall out with you as well as manolith.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:44, archived)
Why should we fall out?
I shall promise you this. Should we ever meet in person, I promise not to play any Manic Street Preachers at full volume. Deal?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:46, archived)
I think we're doing the internet wrong.
Neither of us is getting particularly angry.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:52, archived)
I'm not going to get angry over a band
What am I, 15?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:56, archived)
DEFINITELY not

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:00, archived)
stone, maybe

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:03, archived)
My shadow weighs 15 stone

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:32, archived)
to be fair, if you tolerate this
then your children will be next
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:01, archived)
I'm angry about how upset you aren't.
Seems you have defeated me, old man.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:04, archived)
if it helps, i don't give two shits about the manics

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:55, archived)
Are we friends, again?
I've been living in fear of you using your mod powers to make me look foolish.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:06, archived)
I think he's been taking this 'making you look foolish' thing a bit far and I hope he stops it soon

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:08, archived)
it doesn't matter what he does
the only person manolith makes look foolish is himself!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:14, archived)
You've got to admire his speed, though.
There's a Swiftian wit to most of what I post, but you'd never know it.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:34, archived)
I'll be in terrible trouble for saying this but I don't like them at all
I cannot actually think of a band with more pompous, pseudo-intellectual 'look at me, I've been to university' lyrics.

Sorry guys.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:41, archived)
Don't apologise
I like a bunch of things that some people find objectionable. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:44, archived)
^ speaking the truth, as ever.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:44, archived)
this needs no apology
they really were terrible
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:49, archived)
you're just saying what we were all thinking

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 10:02, archived)
#richards90spopwankers

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
James BRAGfield, more like
the horrendous Welsh boaster
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:22, archived)
He told me it like it was some kind of achievement, I was supposed to be impressed.

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:25, archived)
I suppose it is
It's certainly a better use of his right hand than anything he's done with a guitar.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:27, archived)
I'm disagreeing strongly here
He's arguably the best guitarist to come out of Britain in the last 20 years
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:28, archived)
don't be silly he's from wales

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:30, archived)
You'd never know, they hide it so well

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:33, archived)
damned by faint praise

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:31, archived)
Portsmouth FC hold the record for holding the FA cup for the longest
1939-1945
(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
championes! championes! ole ole ole!

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:37, archived)
Charlton made the 46 final, and won in 47

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:51, archived)
I'm glad he jumped off that bridge

(, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 9:26, archived)