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Had a proper lie in while they were at their swimming lesson, so I feel slightly more human

(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:04, archived)
I thought having no kids would mean getting lie ins all the time,
But then I met someone who wanted a horse and now no morning or evening is safe.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:18, archived)
And you try hitching a wagon to a child
they do NOT like it
(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)
I've just been invited shooting. They asked me if I already had a gun. :(

(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:58, archived)

(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:04, archived)
One of the chaps is called Wilbur, but everyone calls him bur.
Surely you'd call him willy?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:09, archived)
I certainly would
I knew someone named Brian who preferred to be called "BJ". Go figure.
(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:34, archived)
The woman that worked in the shop next to my local was called BJ, I'm led to believe it was her actual name.

(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 15:12, archived)