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morning

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 6:58, archived)
What's it to you?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:02, archived)
fine, be like that

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:06, archived)
So Trump is putting his shit covered oar in to the Israeli/Palestinian mess.
He is a madman.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:41, archived)
that place got along "just fine" until the white man stuck his nose and other things in everything

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:47, archived)
Sure is

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:15, archived)
you tracking bitcoin prices?
thought it'd be your thing
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:19, archived)
Nah, I only do real currencies

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:21, archived)
i currently have about €135 worth of them
#generateyourowncash
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:24, archived)
I've got a bit more, but not in a real wallet
just dabbling on the trading platforms. Fat spike last night.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:27, archived)
tbh I still haven't converted my alt-currency to BTC which I should do soon-ish

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:43, archived)
which alts?
there's so fucking many these days
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:45, archived)
Bit of you innit
gopnikco.in
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:52, archived)
not enough blyat

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
What is the bright red chutney stuff I see on all the slav pages?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
Bit homophobic m8.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:21, archived)
ajvar, some sort of stewed red peppers
but that's all Bulgaria and yugoslavia and shit, never seen it here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
Ta, they seem keen on it on the few slav pages I follow but many jokes I don't get

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
yer, I don't get it either
it's all smalec (pig lard) here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
xmr

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
everyone's raving about iota now

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
Shit bollocks wank fart

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:00, archived)
bit peurile

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:01, archived)
Your face is puerile mate.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:03, archived)
poo-smile, more like

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
jam nitty gritty

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
You're posting on a forum that is well shitty

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
We built this shitty on cock and lol

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
RIP Johnny Hallyday wiv da angles.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
he's doing that Profumo slag in front of St Peter

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
With Jean d'Ormesson looking on,
although he's not as famous outside of France.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)

she emphatically denies ever being ‘the common tart’ she was painted as.
She was not, she insists, a prostitute ‘in the sense that most people understand the word’.
The sense in which I understand the word is that it describes a person who offers sex in return for money or the equivalent in goods.
‘It’s true that I have had sex for money but only out of desperation,’ Keeler elaborates, distinguishing herself from those who do it because it’s such a laugh.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
The timeless "I was young and I needed the money" excuse.
Also, it's a well-known fact that most modern prostitutes are in the business for a laugh.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:57, archived)
I can see the distinction
she was just the precursor of all the modern millennial girls who sex as their only legitimate career path because they're too thick or lazy to get a competitive job, and education is too hard and/or expensive.

If you've got nice tits and you swallow, then servicing a politician is better than a dead end cashier's job at lidl.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:59, archived)
Well, it worked for Belle de Jour.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
do you think she made more money as a writer than she did selling her orifices?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
Good question.
She was on the classier end of the spectrum by all accounts so she must have been pulling down several grand a week. She's probably made more money from the books and TV right overall, but that's over a longer timespan.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:10, archived)
oh yer, that film deal was probably a decent chunk

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
at least mandy rice-davies admitted she was a slag

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
hi

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
wotcha

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
Morning Grry

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
alright SM2

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
Got my hair done last night
Wanted a day in the warm today but thanks to a shitbrained locum I have to go get my prescription
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
done in what sense?
still sonic blue?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
Yep, I love my blue hair
It was getting a bit long so I had a cut and colour
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
that spark is up a ladder above me now
and my desk has been moved to the middle of the room
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
can you see up his trouser leg?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:52, archived)
Be sure to give him some cash, it's a tough life sparkling

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
I bet you fall in love with him

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
you slag

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
is it love if I let him have a go on my tits?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:19, archived)
nah
you set them free
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:22, archived)
Check he's got up an up to date ladder ticket.
If he doesn't, report him.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
Morning
the lodger is moving out. Lodgeress? Ladylodger? Anyway, she's going.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
tired of being branded a faghag?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
Our place is spacious for 3 of us
but her boyfriend was staying over a lot and it was starting to get on everyone's nerves.

Quite pleased it's over while we all still get on.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:20, archived)
can I move in for a while?
just until I get myself sorted
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:24, archived)
what needs sorting?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:32, archived)
cheers m8
I'll fill you in on all the details once I've moved my stuff in
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:41, archived)
fair enough
just make a space in the bed next to the grumpy Brazilian lady. Her boyfriend says she snores, mind you, he can tell you himself - he spends half his time there.

Watch the stairs, they're slippery and if you need to get rid of any bodies don't use the patio - there's no more room under the slabs.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:46, archived)
I'll add you to the whasapp group
so you can enjoy my partner's passive aggressive statements about cleaning rotas and suchlike
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
Lodge
Lodger
Lodgest
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:28, archived)

Yo lodgo
Tu Lodges
Ella lodge
Nosotro lodgomos
Vosotros lodgeis
Usedes lodgen
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:08, archived)
I can't imagine having to share my house with a fucking weirdo.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:30, archived)
Lady Pig knows all about it, though!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:32, archived)
ZING!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
I think I've snapped a coil spring.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:11, archived)
you should have lifted with your knees

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
[something about your nan's bmi]

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
Should have used more lube m8.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)

a +my coil + banjo p + t
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:16, archived)
Looks like a UNIX command string.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
It is used to hack your backdoor vulnerability

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:25, archived)
Filth

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
Hey Grry
Hello all. Is it only Wednesday? BOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)
hump day innit

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:22, archived)
Do the humpty hump.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:26, archived)
we get to knock off early for our xmas piss up on Friday so it's virtually the weekend now

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:25, archived)
Friday is our party too
The booze has already arrived at the office and is looking very tempting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
Last time we had a proper Christmas party,
one of my colleagues kept trying to shove my hand up her skirt.
A sort of Reverse Trump, if you will.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
I hope you got him sacked

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
lol, tranny

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:50, archived)
Hopefully there'll be plenty of witnesses when she tries it with someone less sober and then sues for harassment

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
I'm not saying there's a massive double standard at work here,
but I'm pretty sure it'd have been more upsetting if our roles had been reversed.

I look great in a skirt, though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
She couldn't control herself when you dress that way, you were just asking for it really

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
"I got something that can trim them nails"

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
"Ere feel me knickers flap when I muff guff"

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
cor!
Christmas has come early!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
and so have I!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
morning

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:16, archived)
barely

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
Oh yeahhh

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:28, archived)