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I've just made an Ocado order
12 bottles of wine, one of rum, 10 cans of fancy tomatoes and some semolina.

My wife's going to be judged af by the delivery man.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)
That casserole is gonna be gross, m8

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)
It's a family favourite m8

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
Are you going for the "fuck something up so badly, you'll never be asked to do it again" approach to the weekly shop?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)
I got a 50% off voucher so stocked up on expensive booze to maximise savings
I buy meat and veg on a daily basis so no need for any of that, plus I've been looking for San Marzano tomatoes for ages and they were also on offer so I went mad.

tl;dr no
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
My missus would earmark a delivery slot by ordering 10 cases of beer or 10 bottles of gin
with a view to changing the order when she gets the time. Still waiting for the day that she forgets to make the change.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)
For a man trying to cut down on his booze consumption,
you're going about it in a very strange way.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:53, archived)
I'm going to assume that he's not planning on drinking it all in the same night

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:55, archived)
Yeah, but he has no willpower.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:57, archived)

power +y
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:58, archived)

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)
he's eoin mclove?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)
He is very popular with nans.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:10, archived)
Oooooh-caaaa do, do, do
avacados, tahini,
Oooooh-caaaa do, do,
Bag of quinoa, roiboss tea,
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)