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You went into work like that?
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)
Not really much choice at the moment.
I've got a three-day 'carence' under my health insurance, which means I have to be off for three days before it officially counts as sick leave, and I've handed in my notice so I'm not allowed to take any non-medical leave during my notice period. So it's a choice between coming in with the lurgy or going AWOL and not getting paid.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)
oh, if it's your old job then fuck em, infect them all
try spitting in all the tupperware boxes in the fridge too
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
Lol, you think we have a fridge.
We've got a kettle and that's it, m8. I might guff in the kettle.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)
Careful you don't steam your starfish

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
Might be a cheap way to get a deep clean of the old arse-carpet fibres.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:08, archived)
put some auto glym in your coffee enemas

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)
I've always wanted to open an anal bleaching salon and call it
Ring Tones
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:10, archived)
get yourself a paint chart, perhaps after taking the natural colour out a dye could be added
blue bumhole = 5 extra
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)
OMG I can see a rainbow!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:41, archived)

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:16, archived)