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I'm going to take a leaf out of your friend's book.
I'm going to go through all the small ads for cars for sale, buy up the shittiest old lemons for tuppence ha'penny, stick a 'Porsche' logo on each one and open a Porsche dealership.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)
No, not Porsche
"yes, this is a Debbie Focus next to the Debbie C3 without an exhaust and a Debbie Clio."
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:25, archived)
That is arguably a better analogy.
Then again, if I'm buying them, I can call them whatever I want.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:27, archived)
You could buy a Yeti Yeti

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
I'm not sure how much money there is in those m8.

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:30, archived)
you used to be able to make decent money buying the cars in freeads,
washing them and relisting them for double the price. Until the DVLA cracked down on people owning more than 10 cars a year.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
Really? You'd have to have a good knowledge of what was underpriced because it looked crap in the pics

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:32, archived)
we're talking sub-1000 shitters here
as long as you make 100 pounds per car, all it cost you was the stamp to send the V5 off.
Sometimes even the tax disc was the sole value of the car, but even that's non-transferable these days :(
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)
She said it'd work
I asked her how and she just said "I'll make it work ". She has an appointment with her bank manager next week as she wants a loan. I told her to give me a call after she got it. Doubt I'll be hearing from her any time soon.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)
You know what, keep in touch
the downward spiral of a friend into a mental health crisis is really good comedy material. You could get a BBCIII show out of it...
(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)
I really regret giving her my number

(, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)