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morning

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 6:53, archived)
moar guns

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:00, archived)
If America wants to take the fast lane to its own self destruction
thats fine by me.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:20, archived)
The madness will spread, as did their obesity and obsession with celebrity :(

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:26, archived)
I think we should be allowed guns in order to defend ourselves from any True Americans coming over here

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:30, archived)

www.theonion.com/capsizing-boat-passes-u-s-in-global-quality-of-life-ra-1823169227
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:37, archived)
not sure AR-15 rifles are as easy to export as Big Macs

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:33, archived)
It's alright we're taking back control at some point between 2019 and 2100, proper British assault rifles

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:37, archived)
IRA managed to get ar-18s

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:38, archived)
bit of a difference between a paramilitary organisation
and a disgruntled teen who doesn't like his old teacher.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:39, archived)
Well Trump thinks arming the teachers will
sort the problem out so they should start with that. Then they can deal with the real issues. For example, Alex Jones discovered they're putting chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay and he doesn't like it.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)
I have to say, I'm not happy about that either

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:25, archived)
https://youtu.be/IV3w3p7jnKE
youtu.be/IV3w3p7jnKE
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:27, archived)
Ooh la la , zut alors

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:34, archived)
I quite like the idea of gay frogs
I'd like one as a pet. Actually, probably best to get two. I imagine them to very sociable creatures.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:38, archived)
just imagine them, bumming away in yer pond
I bet they'd keep it nice and tidy - you know what they're like!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)
They're very clean people, aren't they

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)
apart from the whole putting it in where the poo comes out thing

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
they bloody love that, don't they!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
haha what are they like!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
Excellent dancers too, I've heard.
Or is that the coloureds?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
They are good dancers
in spite of having terrible taste in music. I mean...just horrible.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
Christ, it's bloody awful isn't it
What are they thinking?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
thinking about each other's bottoms no doubt

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)
Is this still about frogs?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)
Ranine?
Gaynine more like.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)
I believe he's also concerned about the human-animal hybrids that scientists are working on
that are 80% gorilla and 80% pig
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)
aka ym lol

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)
haha
You got me!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)
settling in now, are you?
do you have DIY to do or is it pretty much ok already?


These questions and more, coming up after the break on 'Richard's House Chat'
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:38, archived)
lol
It doesn't need decorating, but it is a little bit dated. It's clean and tidy, so it'll do for now. Got a sofa turning up today, so that'll improve the front room a bit.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)
Haha, 'sofa' so good, then!!!!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
Sofa King Cheap, hurr hurr

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)
k, reporting this to the mods

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)
come on man, that's out of order

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)
The gloves are off this morning.

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)
The only Alex Jones I care about is on the One Show

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)
more of a Howard Jones man personally
I call him 'the Nigel Kennedy of synth-based pop'
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)
he has tiny eyes

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)
DAT CAMMM
You you know, like 'we buy any car'!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)
eye, eye!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)
could have just said guns and cheeseburgers, man

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)
but is a cheeseburger a cheeseburger if there's nothing to shoot it with?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)
Morning
the academics are striking today. Wonder when there'll be a picket line?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:17, archived)
gosh, I do hope nothing of any value whatsoever is affected by their actions

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:20, archived)
I bought them a bag of wine gums to keep them going for the day
they seemed happy with that
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:38, archived)
wine gums are my new double deckers

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:40, archived)
Boris Johson's transport policy there, folks
*little bit of politics*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
shut up m8

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

*pouty lower lip*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)
Alright grrry,

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:20, archived)
alright m
sorted out your girl's gift yet?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:32, archived)
Yeah , 15 today, seems like only yesterday she was born

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:36, archived)
yer, it's odd how long we've all been here and how people kids are nearly old enough to vote now
I expect Johnny Catfish's brood are all taxpayers now ffs
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:38, archived)
SHOOOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME! I'M TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO BED!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:43, archived)
I've developed a desire for a new project that is destined to get out of hand
Stuffing a Jaguar V6 into an RX-8.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:52, archived)
Rx8 is a wankel normally?
Should make packaging a bit of a laugh.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)
You'd be surprised
Long bonnet so there's more room than you'd think, and the Jag V6 is quite compact. Trouble is, it's either a custom propshaft or a custom flywheel job.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:00, archived)
How would the 'lectrics work?
Aren't they all ECU-d up now with all the central locking and alarm integrated into the brains of the engine or wotnot?

Sounds like a hoot tho!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
this is the best bit
the blog I read had a bloke making a cross-talk CANBUS interface with Arduinos. Arduinos! I know what those are!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)
Sounds like witchcraft

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)
it is pretty magical
It's the sort of stuff I detested when I started mechanicking because it was "all computers", but now I see how clever it all is.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)
I understood "wank" and "shaft".

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)
Gearbox will be alright is it?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)
good work

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)
Hang on.

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)
Yer, go on then.

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)
good to have you on board

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)
*shuffles papers before the meeting starts*
Snagged some half-price guinea fowl at the supermarket last night and fluked my way into cooking it to restaurant quality. I think that ranks among the highlights of my week so far.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:14, archived)

l
+c
my way into cooking
to restaurant quality

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)
Tasty bird, eh eh lads eh eh eh lads eh eh

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)
hi

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)
alright Richard
anything positive about today?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:27, archived)
DELOLTION IS 4 W1NN4Z
Really didn't want to bore everyone with my shit again today. Comedy forum, not fathers4justice.com innit
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)
Is that the place where you dress up as Batman and occupy public buildings?
'Cos, you know, that sounds like a laugh.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)
your thinking of 'Only Fools and Horses'

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)
Oh, that's right.
I keep getting those two confused.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)
well you HAVE fallen over in a lot of bars
jajajajaja
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)
We still have Howard Jones and his tiny eyes

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)
Howard4lyf

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)
look, tell you what I'll come to Portugal with you instead
happy now?
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:28, archived)
that's very kind of you

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:30, archived)
We can all go , make a b4shorzs of it , can anyone drive a coach?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)
this is gona be Del and Rodney in Margate all over again

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)
yep

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)
Thinking about it a coach might be a bit much, maybe a mini bus will do us

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:41, archived)
Bore us with your ugly shoe collection, instead.
Or the fact that your record collection will eventually end up on some Channel 5 documentary about hoarders, after you die.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)
cheers

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:25, archived)
bit early for drinking, innit?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)
Never too early, never too late

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:29, archived)
haha, it's always opening time somewhere - that's what *I* say!

when I'm buying Kestrel Super at 7am
(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:34, archived)
Something about suns and yardarms

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:34, archived)
yup

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)
super wicked smashing great

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
morning

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)
oh hey, it's you!

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
it weren't me mister

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)
in b4 tomorrow

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
alright the littlest hobo

(, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)