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Tesco bloke should be here any minute
I pronounce it Tescos even though there's no s at the end.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:18, archived)
to rhyme with lesbos?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:20, archived)
that's the standard polish pronunciation

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:27, archived)
wait, grrry's gonna feature on the new queen latifah album?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)
A thick cunt I used to work with called it Tescoses

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:21, archived)
I shop at ASDAs now

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
Aagh

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
My inlaws mispronounce everything
Wetherspoons is Wutherspoons, Poppadoms are Pompadoms. They mispronounce the names of people we know. It's extraordinary.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
One of my mother's friends repeatedly referenced the works of popular author 'Roland Dahl'

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:49, archived)
Ate a lot of raw fish, I bet.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 14:00, archived)
the plural is actually Tesci

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)
Tescodes

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
and if a woman shops there, you have to call it Tesca

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
and if she buys their own brand IUD it's called a Tesca Coil

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
here's one for you
🎵Let's all go to Tescos, where Grrry gets his best clothes 🎵 Na na na na (hey!) 🎵 Na na na na (hey!) 🎵
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:35, archived)
starting to regret signing up for my account tbh

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:01, archived)
starting?!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:04, archived)
First grindr hookup of the week?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:39, archived)
stupid delivery prick is late now

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 14:11, archived)
half an hour late to a two-hour time slot
useless bastards
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 14:39, archived)
sounds about right

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 14:48, archived)