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Evenin'.
Look at this! You couldn't make it up. Straight out of the Monty Python.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:53, archived)
I'm sure I read the exact same story six months ago

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:01, archived)
i wish my life was as exciting as yours

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
Sounds suspiciously like you're accusing the BBC of reporting FAKE NEWS.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
Nah, more like accusing cheese festival organizers of being shit
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/organisers-of-diabolical-cheese-festival-hit-back-as-angry-foodies-demand-refunds-for-worst-event-a3721656.html
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:50, archived)
I thought it was Alex James who was into cheese.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:00, archived)
Vg

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:34, archived)
nice of them to have cheese made by mongers

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:08, archived)
Must be a care in the community scheme or something.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:09, archived)
Blessed are the cheese makers.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:11, archived)
I try my best

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
it's well within your briemit after all

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:05, archived)
I'm not doing cheese puns vlad, you know me better than that

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:20, archived)
You gouda made an effort.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:24, archived)
Edam well does

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:31, archived)
Is this a wind up

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:15, archived)
Did you come here for an argument?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:15, archived)
No really, but I'm not overly busy, go for it, I'll disagree with whatever you fancy

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
oh no you won't!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:22, archived)
Not with that attitude

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:21, archived)
I got offered the job.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:19, archived)
cor! think of all that coin you're going to bring home

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:21, archived)
If I can just rescue the princess from the castle...

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:06, archived)
*some sort of strikey-g attempt to undermine the fact you did alright at something for once*

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:24, archived)
lol kn

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:35, archived)
I think I can accurately describe myself as a "middle management",
which is another way of saying "useless wanker" .
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
Haha, shit on from both directions

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:16, archived)
Nicely.
It doesn't involve delivering cheese to festivals, does it?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:26, archived)
Coals to Newcastle.
Should be easy money.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:05, archived)

j kn
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:42, archived)
lol, willy!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:04, archived)
fog, he'

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:02, archived)
Congratulations.
What job?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:11, archived)
Contract Manager.
Is there's a more exciting, dynamic, and fulfilling role available, then I'm not qualified to do it.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:37, archived)
Have you considered proofreading

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:40, archived)
Ive connsidered it,

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:01, archived)
I considered are we led it off the road.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:02, archived)
I did that for a few years.
Turned me into the complete opposite of a grammar Nazi.

Unless I'm being paid for it I don't give a flying fuck about how you misspell or otherwise screw up the English language.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 5:12, archived)
Not clickin that, might be a load of old wank

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:42, archived)
I was bored so I went on one of those sex chat cam rooms I've been hearing so much about. Managed to start a food thread.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:59, archived)
^ sploshing cam whore

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:04, archived)
Had to google that so now I've learned something today, thank you.
Well actually I learned two things, the cam girl's favourite food is mushroom soup.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
We used to troll them on here years ago

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
I wasn't trolling. I even bought some tokens so I could tip her 5 quid to tell me what sort of sandwich she's having later.
She showed me her bumhole too although I didn't ask her too. Would have seemed rude.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)
Why are you in possession of tokens?
And www.adultwork.com is still active so you can watch local cam whorez
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)
Can't beat this
chaturbate.com/thehungd/
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:24, archived)
Not your cam again , get your hair cut

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:28, archived)
K originally intended to just link to the site but his cam came up and it made me lol.
I apologise if he's got his cock out now.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:28, archived)
Yeah his

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:29, archived)
A mate of mine went on a cam site when we were wasted
and bombarded the model with questions about where she did her shopping.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:15, archived)
I didn't bother to ask that, I don't really know anything about shopping in Estonia.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:16, archived)
Ask if there is still a warrant out on me

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:23, archived)
Remind me why they don't like you?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:36, archived)
Racist

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:15, archived)
Me not them

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:15, archived)
yet more evidence piles up that as a species we deserve to be removed asap
did people really complain about this
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:00, archived)
I mean I am certain I saw loads of cheese in a shop recently, there was like a whole aisle of it, open fridges,
what kind of tool pays twenty two quid to be able to go buy some cheeses, when you can go buy some cheeses without paying an entry fee, in literally thousands of places
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:02, archived)
genuinely how do they get through their days
without harming themselves accidentally
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:04, archived)
I think of it like st patricks day in Tokyo, utterly ridiculous

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:17, archived)
"But for some of those who paid £22 to get in, there simply weren't enough of those mongers."
Fucksake BBC, we don't call them 'mongers' any more.

Please. It's 'spazmodeacons'.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:06, archived)
alright Mr T

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:12, archived)
Vladz0rz

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:15, archived)