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That rare occasion when my eldest gives me a hug without trying to pick my pocket.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:44, archived)
mine's just developed sympathetic responses
but in her simplest toddler style of over-exaggerating, it just feels like she's taking the piss
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
My kids made me birthday cards
The one from the youngest featured a picture of me crying, with a speech bubble that read "I'm 41! I'm having a mid-life crisis!"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
Haha, it's funny 'cos it's true!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
There is NO chance of me making it to 82

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)

8 4
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
meh, I've had a good run

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
You haven't had any kind of run, by the look of it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:15, archived)


(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:19, archived)

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(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
So, you're saying I should encourage a young boy to feel my bumhole?
Disgusting.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
no, i'm saying it's already happening
and you're happy when it doesn't

don't make this weird
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
I'm glad to be back in my natural state of confusion.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:09, archived)
*Spitting Image latex heads, Rutherford on guitar*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:13, archived)