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alright, shitcocks?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:04, archived)
yeah
got my bonus and pay rise confirmation today.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:13, archived)
noiss
I've never had a bonus - and I've not had a raise in about four years. Trading is tough so I'm not expecting one anytime soon either.

Still, wife-o's is tomorrow at half ten. Followed either by celebration or a call to lawyers.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
Yeah, fingers crossed

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
I don't dare hope tbh

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:21, archived)
I mean, it's not much, and most of it's gone already
but still. Not going to complain about free money
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
House moving is an expensive game

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:20, archived)
you can say that again

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:24, archived)
House moving is an expensive game

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:27, archived)
brill

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:27, archived)
+o on my willo

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
too sweet

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:35, archived)
This is the best thread today, might try again tomorrow but I'm losing faith in it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:23, archived)
It's got everything
swearing, money, fingers. What's not to like?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:24, archived)
immigrants

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:29, archived)
Fingers eh, thanks for that , bully boy

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:39, archived)
out of order

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:41, archived)
and shitcunts

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:25, archived)
Inclusive, I like it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
The cream of society.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
coincidentally I just shat on a dog's cock

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
nice one, great isn't it?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:41, archived)
yeah fine thanks except greg didn't have the pasty i wanted
and you know the woman who works there, yeah? the fat slow one? i think she's related to the fat slow woman with brain cancer who works in asda. you know the one, the one with the black eyes and the funny turban, talks at 0.1mph about having cancer in her brain. her.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:08, archived)
did you read that part about when
in January, on a beach, about 180km from Perth, Australia, the now oldest message in a bottle was discovered?

The message in the bottle is not at all romantic. It simply states when and where the bottle was thrown overboard (32 49 South, 105 25 East), the name of the ship, its home port of Elsfleth near Bremen in Germany and details of its voyage. The finder was asked to write the details of where it was found on the back of the message and send it to the German Naval Observatory in Hamburg.

The German experiment of getting ships to drop messages in bottles into the sea lasted from 1864 to 1933. It's thought that the 662 messages recovered were about 9% of those thrown overboard. Before this latest discovery, the last one known to have been found was in 1934.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:15, archived)
That's genuinely interesting

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:18, archived)
I like that they sent the message back to Germany, and put the empty gin bottle in a museum.
More museums should feature rubbish collected from beaches.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:46, archived)
that had better be short for shuttlecocks, mister!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:36, archived)
Yes
Electrician isn't going to be happy, just found his phone in the lecky cupboard
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:44, archived)
I hope no-one accidentally fills up the camera memory with anything horrid.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:05, archived)
I wouldn't dream of it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
He just wanted a pretext to come back off the clock, creepy

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:25, archived)
Us electricians are never happy , we were promised the world by this trickery, and get less than pipe monkeys

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:24, archived)
I've been having a mahvellous day, dahling.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:48, archived)