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Paul Whitehouse bought me a pint once
I was in the garden of a pub and he mistakenly included me in a round he was buying. I was skint af at the time so it was very well received. Thanks Paul!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
No one cares

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
:*(
*I* care, m8
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
This could well be the 50th time I have posted this, and it doesn't really merit reading even once.
Soz, boarder's
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
Well *I* enjoyed it

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
you could have bought him one back by now, you leeching ponce

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
coulda woulda shoulda m8

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
Was he very, very drunk?
Haha, like one of his characters!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
haha!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)
lol, did he pass you the drink and say "suits you, sir"?
I bet he did, he's a consummate showman.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:37, archived)
were you on your own?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
I was with a bunch of people who were all at one full table so I was perched on the end of the next one
Which was where White-o's m8s were, so presumably this is why he thought I was with his lot.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:38, archived)
I'm sure I remember a sketch where he asked a young lady if he could cum on her tits
didn't seem very bbc-ish
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:03, archived)
that's just your wank fantasy about kathy burke m8

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:10, archived)
I do get aroused when she says she's smoking a faaaaag

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
"BBC" is a popular term on porn sites.
I often wondered what it was about, but it's starting to make sense.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:21, archived)
^'BMW enthusiast'

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)

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(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)