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G'day, shit-wanger's
I do hope you are having a lovely day.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:19, archived)
alright beefybollox
can't
stop
yawning
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:28, archived)
not bad ta m8

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
I've just found out that my credit rating has gone from 'very poor' to just 'poor' for the first time in several years
Woohoo, go me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
get in!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
might celebrate by taking out a 3500% interest payday loan

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)
3499 more interesting than this thread

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)
get the sniff on credit

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
might contact an Albanian loan shark

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:13, archived)
I think my mate's rating is still fucked after he took a massive loan out and fucked off to Thailand

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)

rating post-op fanny
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)

till often
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:14, archived)

think confirm
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)

r r

lol
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
lol

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
lol

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:35, archived)
now this is lol

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
lol, "cedit ating"

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)

I prefer to eat my foods in as natural a state as possible but do love cooked dishes as well. All of my dishes are put together with as much organic produce/products as possible as I believe our food should be clean of pesticides and GMOs. I will be making my own creations as well as re-creating, or veganizing, recipes I find appealing. I am no chef but I know what I like, and am learning & expanding all the time. Join me on this lifelong adventure as we learn to eat for health, animal rights (everything is better when its cruelty free) and environmental sustainability. Veganism is liberation, not just for animals, but for all life!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
what's the vegetarian option?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
an oxo cube stuffed up your bum

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
Cheese omelette.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:02, archived)
Vegan girl on FB
Got yelled at in her work canteen for taking the last vegan meal, despite the girl doing the yelling not being vegan. Next day, shouty girl gets in the queue before her, buys the last vegan meal and proceeds to bin it in front of her. Petty as fuck.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)
I want to work there

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:20, archived)
today's just flying along
dunno how
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
my wife's review went very well indeed

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
well I'm glad you managed to shoehorn your life into yet another completely unrelated comment

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
and hopefully you can afford to buy Paul that pint you owe him now

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
I'll just paypal him a fiver

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
A fiver a pint, outrageous

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:41, archived)
Probably only get you a half, in London.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:06, archived)
£11.50 for two lagers in Gandalf's

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:10, archived)
Fook dat

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:11, archived)
innit, fucking robbery

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:13, archived)
YOU SHALL HAVE HALFS!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
*click*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:34, archived)
*unclick*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:43, archived)
*semi-click*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:45, archived)
*m'ladies*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)
DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A RETAILER OF CHEAP DRINKS

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)
MY MOUTH IS DRY, YOU FOOLS!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:01, archived)
we were chatting about this the other day, thought you might be interested.
you rude benny
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
I'm only teasing, you massive beaker
Did it compensate for that gender inequality guff regarding her colleague?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:41, archived)
yup, 15% increase in basic
Plus her bonus after tax will be the equivalent to nearly 6 months of my take home pay. Admittedly this says more about my shit job than much else...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:12, archived)
tl;dr gazing into my crystal ball, I forsee a future containing a load of fucking shoe

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
Well, that's nice.
Do husbands normally give their wives an annual appraisal?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:59, archived)
This one does
I've told her that her cleaning game needs upping as a matter of urgency, but other than that, her performance is satisfactory.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:16, archived)
As least you can pat her on the bottom without HR getting on your case
I ... assume that's okay ...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
let's hope so! she's quite litigious

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)
and she'll SUE anyone who says otherwise!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:57, archived)
How is her cheese game?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:09, archived)
strong, brah

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:03, archived)
I think we're all forgetting the words of Dr. Robert Schuller
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:47, archived)
take a look up a lady's skirt to see her minge

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:51, archived)
Guff the theme tune from Eastenders

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)

(the start, not the dum-dum-dum-dumdum-dum bit)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:00, archived)
Anyone can fall in guff

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)
shit up a coipu

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:16, archived)
Customer of the morning: Goetze Butcher

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)
nice

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:16, archived)
Imagine Pat Butcher pulling a goatse
go on, imagine
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
I'm imagining as I type this

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:55, archived)
Mustn't grumble
Unlike some.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:15, archived)
OH STOP FUCKING MOANING FFS

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:18, archived)
I'm pretty joyous actually, off to Prague in a week and a bits time
Which will be nice
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:20, archived)
I want to go to Prague

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
You can come
But you'll have to tidy up your dirtbox
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
no deal

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
In Polish "Szukac" means "to look for"
whereas in Czech it means to give a blowjob. Imagine the hilarity when I drove my shitheap of a car around Prague, telling locals that I'm looking for a mechanic.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
why were you speaking Polish to Czechs?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
because I don't fucking speak Czech, do I
It's a bit like speaking Swedish to a Norwegian.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)
Bet you did it whilst getting more and more angry

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
I did end up beating that car with a bit of tree, tbf

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)
it's a bit like shoving your willy up a mallard's turdpipe more like

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:56, archived)
^ the voice of experience

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)
for realsies

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)
it's just the small matter of the bill
*straightens tie*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)
+ clinton
tie willy
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:13, archived)
*plays sexophone*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:14, archived)
*waffles*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:18, archived)
Asda just emailed me to tell me it's National Pie Week!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:27, archived)
That's good of them
Otherwise, how else would you have found out?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:34, archived)
Maybe someone wearing a gravy and pastry ribbon on their lapel?
#forevainourtarts
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
It's going well so far

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:08, archived)