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Now what?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
I think we killed it

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
We?
Your fucking morning thread mate.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:47, archived)
the royal we
lol wee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:49, archived)
you can smell that as you drive m4 westbound just past slough
and the royal poo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:56, archived)

Qween Weelizabeth.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:27, archived)
Princess Urinategenie

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
bumholes?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
Good shout

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
god knows

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:50, archived)
Just been chatting to the catering manager.
She sends her regards
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
oh, nice
Please send her mine
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:20, archived)
She is really lovely, but because she's a pretty woman she didn't talk to me for ages,
Probably because the other blokes on maintenance normally just stare at her tits and drool
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
Many years ago, when I was at lockheed
a woman came to my office, who was so gorgeous, I temporarily lost the power of speech. It was pathetic.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
that was me, m8
I was transitioning
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
well I think you looked smashing :)

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:27, archived)
Maybe she was your soulmate and you ruined an opportunity.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:26, archived)
Oh, I was with Mrs Hats at that point
We may have even been married, I'm not sure
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:27, archived)
This sort of reads like you don't think Mrs hats is the soul mate

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
does it really

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
I hope you went full cartoon wolf
Tongue unrolled on the floor like carpet, eyes on stalks, thumping heart shape protruding from shirt
Like the 'building a bridge to your heart' video, member
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
I was a bit like that
except I just babbled for a bit, then walked away and let my colleague help her out
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
did you get a good look at her tits though?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)
no

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
This sort of thing can be a bit intimidating and unwelcoming for the lady boarders m8.
Instead, why not try "Did you have a good perv over her personality", or, "Cor! Look at the professional competence on her"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
"Just got Linda to sign off my project."
"Bollocks."
"Yep, right in her front office."
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
"Sorry, I have to masturbate. Simon will help you."

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:34, archived)
Simon's a safe pair of hands

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:59, archived)
sex

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 11:52, archived)
Let's talk about

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
what indeed, young master Windleton.
what. in. deed?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:06, archived)
That film Mr. Deeds was crap

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:20, archived)
Read this yet Riccardo?
thequietus.com/articles/24193-top-40-best-compilation-albums-of-all-time

Both your Brown Acid and Nuggets compilations make the list.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
nice one
I agree with some of the other choices as well: the Suburban Base one, 300% Dynamite, New Orleans Funk and New York Noise. Many of the others are way out of my sphere of knowledge but based on the ones I do know, they're probably great too.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:45, archived)
Coffee. Now coffee.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
Might have a tea

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
"even further down the spiral"

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:14, archived)
Alright dribble

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
$$

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:24, archived)
now we wait

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:15, archived)
alright 'guinness surfer'

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:17, archived)
Someone make a decent thread

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:24, archived)
don't look at me

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:34, archived)
Introverted hetfield

(, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)