Why not play split-screen?
Sorted.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)

what
do you mean?
( biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)

line up your monitors
hit them with various household object until they split

it's a much better game
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 11:01, archived)