afternoon, willy-watcher's
nice and sunny here, going to walk up to my old flat, to scope out the local facilities ahead of having to move back in there in August. The prospect is depressing as fuck tbh.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:28, archived)

Buy a bottle of cheap cider for the walk
Then shout incoherently for a while then pee into a hedge
Lol hedge
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:36, archived)

the walk takes me past Barking Abbey, where serial killer Stephen Port dumped all his victims
might get some GHB, rustle up a young chap on grindr and carry on old Steve-o's work

lol dumped
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:01, archived)

Dumped means pooed
Lol bum reference
Lol bum
I just had to google him, can't remember it
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:06, archived)

I bet you spend a lot of time googling for gay men

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:09, archived)

I bet you spend a lot of time

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:14, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:22, archived)

go for
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:15, archived)

Bi curious is not illegal
Thanks for the cock gaz xxxx
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:21, archived)

so you're thinking about buying a bicycle?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

it should be

(Baggenfork, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:24, archived)

this wasn't bad
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m00134hr/four-lives
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:10, archived)

That stuff makes drinks taste very salty
And can knock you out for several hours
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

DRUG SPUNK BABY!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

The B-52's follow-up album didn't sell as well

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:28, archived)

which is a travesty when you think about it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:31, archived)

Now the drug spunk is a funny old drink that,
Tastes of,
Sal-ty will-ies!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 May 2022, 13:34, archived)

I fucking hate them
their 'singer' is in very much the wrong job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:40, archived)

Bet if he was doing yours the owners wouldn't be binning him off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:13, archived)

anything to keep him out of the recording studio

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 17:03, archived)

I've never tried it
I remember when it was new on the part scene, some chums of mine had a load of it at an outdoor rave and were basically paralysed on the floor. That rather put me off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:39, archived)

I've never tried it either
But there was a spate of spikings in the local club, so I went out of my way to find out how to tell if it had been put in my drink
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:34, archived)

so many jokes to be made here, ngl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:48, archived)

And yet you just knob camels whilst the mods do nothing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:51, archived)

it's broken britain mate, I blame the immigrants

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:59, archived)

Yeah, I know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:24, archived)

I worked on an archeological dig at Barking Abbey, there was an ancient dock there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:59, archived)

Or perhaps cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:00, archived)

The archeologists who know me tell them who the fuck I be

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:06, archived)

I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was young
But my uncle, who is one, put me off by telling me I could well have a 40 year career doing nothing more than picking bits of broken pottery out of mud and cataloguing them, and never be part of anything super exciting. It was a bit Les McQueen now I look back on it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:54, archived)

i'm tired

(Baggenfork, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:48, archived)

not surprised, the amount of willies you've been watching
take a break man
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:58, archived)

A man who is tired of willies is tired of life

(Baggenfork, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:11, archived)

ah yes, the aptly named 'Dr Johnson'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:20, archived)

How many willies do you watch?
As in weekly
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:01, archived)

Wang a bit of billy down your japper and walk with a swagger

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:59, archived)

Bung an E up your ass
Then boogie with class
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:02, archived)

bust out the old billy-jap strut, great idea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:03, archived)

Queefy types with the Billied Pipes
Walk with an erection
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:20, archived)

I am finally being moved to a fucking ward. More talk of blood clots in my lungs today.

(mosca espanola 🇪🇸🪰, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:48, archived)

cheers for the regular updates, spanlo-D

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:50, archived)

Spent the night in the corridor?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:15, archived)

alt: Hospital car park

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:15, archived)