Buy a bottle of cheap cider for the walk
Then shout incoherently for a while then pee into a hedge
Lol hedge
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 12:36, archived)

the walk takes me past Barking Abbey, where serial killer Stephen Port dumped all his victims
might get some GHB, rustle up a young chap on grindr and carry on old Steve-o's work

lol dumped
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:01, archived)

Dumped means pooed
Lol bum reference
Lol bum
I just had to google him, can't remember it
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:06, archived)

I bet you spend a lot of time googling for gay men

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:09, archived)

I bet you spend a lot of time

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:14, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:22, archived)

go for
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:15, archived)

Bi curious is not illegal
Thanks for the cock gaz xxxx
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:21, archived)

so you're thinking about buying a bicycle?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

it should be

(Baggenfork, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:24, archived)

this wasn't bad
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m00134hr/four-lives
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:10, archived)

That stuff makes drinks taste very salty
And can knock you out for several hours
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

DRUG SPUNK BABY!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:23, archived)

The B-52's follow-up album didn't sell as well

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:28, archived)

which is a travesty when you think about it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 13:31, archived)

Now the drug spunk is a funny old drink that,
Tastes of,
Sal-ty will-ies!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 May 2022, 13:34, archived)

I fucking hate them
their 'singer' is in very much the wrong job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:40, archived)

Bet if he was doing yours the owners wouldn't be binning him off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:13, archived)

anything to keep him out of the recording studio

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 17:03, archived)

I've never tried it
I remember when it was new on the part scene, some chums of mine had a load of it at an outdoor rave and were basically paralysed on the floor. That rather put me off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:39, archived)

I've never tried it either
But there was a spate of spikings in the local club, so I went out of my way to find out how to tell if it had been put in my drink
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:34, archived)

so many jokes to be made here, ngl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:48, archived)

And yet you just knob camels whilst the mods do nothing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:51, archived)

it's broken britain mate, I blame the immigrants

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:59, archived)

Yeah, I know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:24, archived)

I worked on an archeological dig at Barking Abbey, there was an ancient dock there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:59, archived)

Or perhaps cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:00, archived)

The archeologists who know me tell them who the fuck I be

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:06, archived)

I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was young
But my uncle, who is one, put me off by telling me I could well have a 40 year career doing nothing more than picking bits of broken pottery out of mud and cataloguing them, and never be part of anything super exciting. It was a bit Les McQueen now I look back on it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:54, archived)