I worked on an archeological dig at Barking Abbey, there was an ancient dock there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:59, archived)

Or perhaps cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:00, archived)

The archeologists who know me tell them who the fuck I be

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:06, archived)

I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was young
But my uncle, who is one, put me off by telling me I could well have a 40 year career doing nothing more than picking bits of broken pottery out of mud and cataloguing them, and never be part of anything super exciting. It was a bit Les McQueen now I look back on it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:54, archived)