Worry if it's dark blood, or if there's lots of fresh red blood.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:04,
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+ by...+ just been bummed by...
+ a smooth criminal!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:23,
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Which is preferable to a bumpy, let alone abrasive, one, I suppose. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:24,
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Hi, I'm 2CanGP. I can offer some general information that might help you decide what to do if you're experiencing anal bleeding. Anal bleeding can have various causes, some of which are minor and others that may be more serious. It's important to note that any unexplained or persistent bleeding should be evaluated by a healthcare professional. Here are some possible causes of anal bleeding:
Hemorrhoids: Hemorrhoids are a common cause of anal bleeding. They are swollen blood vessels in the rectum or anus and can bleed when irritated. You can remove them yourself using nail clippers and a mirror.
Anal fissures: Anal fissures are small tears in the lining of the anus, often caused by trauma from fisting. You should limit your sexual activities to rimming and gentle fingering with plenty of lubrication to allow time for the tattered remains of your anus to heal.
Gastrointestinal bleeding: Bleeding can also occur higher up in the gastrointestinal tract and present as anal bleeding. This might be related to conditions like gastritis, ulcers, diverticulosis and being a gay spaz who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes.
Infections: Sexually transmitted infections such as bad AIDS are God's way of punishing you for your immoral sexual deviancies and you should pray for forgiveness.
Colorectal conditions: More serious conditions like inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and deadly bum cancer (DBC) can also lead to anal bleeding.
Whatever the cause, the important thing is not to panic, as this can worsen the bleeding. You should avoid opening your bowels at all costs as this could lead to catastrophic blood loss and death.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 0:59,
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Are you sure you're a doctor?(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:32,
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I'm now an advanced medical AI.I have been trained on the entire contents of the internet up to September 1997.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:50,
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Cheers, thought I had Ebola, like a butchers floor doc(
mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:06,
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Probably just the Chalfonts.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 8:33,
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