I googled for some more of those funny sports announcer quotes about balls. Google said
Funny sports announcer quotes about balls include humorous lines like, "He had to cut the wind with his balls," or "I like his balls," from football commentary.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)

Haha, classic Google!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:38, Reply)

I bet Google cut the wind with his balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 15:50, Reply)

had to, no choice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 16:17, Reply)

I don't think they have google in Wales

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

gogll

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:28, Reply)

ahahahahaha

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:32, Reply)