Steam bum steam bum, you're a steam bum
You can give it to me, when I need to come alum
Steam bum steam bum, you're my steam bum
And baby you can turn me um

No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:49, Reply)

This is my least favourite thread since the last one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

Oh come on m8
Give it a chance
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:08, Reply)

fewest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)

When I was a yoot I used to bum steamy wee in a rizla
true story
( broadsword, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Wow, me too, what are the chances

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:10, Reply)

Now I am a man I just bum steamy wee in a chalwa
I just a rub it in me japper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:13, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll scald your hoop
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a bum-steamer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:23, Reply)

I love a nice steamed bun
Pork and chives, with a decent dipping sauce
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:34, Reply)

I cannot get enough of xiao long bao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:08, Reply)

I cannot get enough But if you go carrying pictures
+ You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 6:21, Reply)

They're delicious
But it's a pain when they burst
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Piles, you mean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam until your Steam Bum Poos
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to steam my bum, and I think I like it
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

Gimme the bum, steamed and told
Gimme something that I missed (gimme the bum)
A hand to hold, wild and what it steams (gimme the bum)
Kill the king with love is the law
And then we'll turn round (gimme the bum)
Gimme steam child
And do you hear me call? (Gimme the bum)
On the loan and on the level
Still on the floor (gimme the bum)
Sing steam child
And do you hear at all?
Steam
Steam
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:55, Reply)

I like this a lot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Dec 2025, 21:05, Reply)

I got nothing to steam I ain't bummed before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 22:36, Reply)

I eat hot cross steamed your bums
Sometimes

When I am not in hospital
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Sauna

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 23:00, Reply)

Yeah, Bummin' down a steam
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery
Goin' wherever it leads
Bummin' down a steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 1:17, Reply)