afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:09, Reply)

Yes
Might have a nap till home time
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:35, Reply)

Pro tip: divide salary generated during time spent napping by 40 to reveal your current wink fee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:45, Reply)

💲➗️(⏰️😴)✖️40🟰⁉️
Now what?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:28, Reply)

it is revealed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:39, Reply)

My Casio RXJ calculator must be broken
I have had it since 1984
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:42, Reply)

my knob and bollocks, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Not again
Not complaining
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:17, Reply)

I'm not quite sure that's the equation that was suggested

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:11, Reply)

Alright Carol Vorderman
Yes, she is fitter than Rachel Riley
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)

Her arse is better than Riley's but overall if you would rather go 3 loads with Vorders over Riley you are fucking insane.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

3?
I wish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:45, Reply)

Over a 3-month period
Lol period
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:47, Reply)

LOL
Bloody Hell
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:49, Reply)

4 / 7 Scuffed dome
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clydg58ex4eo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:48, Reply)

Same/as you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:54, Reply)

3/7 it's a girl!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 14:24, Reply)

8/7
Even though there were only 8 questions I correctly pointed out that the B52s are fucking garbage.

So gave myself an extra point.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 14:30, Reply)

6/7
Still also a scuffed dome!
Bloody bullshit scoring system, I'm clearly superior, where's my five pounds?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

4/7 bum/steam

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)

The beatnuts are over here touring next year.

( mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 16:59, Reply)

They are still amazing live
Last time I saw them it was a double header with Jeru tha Damaja. He is a fat, drunken mess these days, v depressing to see
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:31, Reply)

Would you say he was... damajed goods?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:02, Reply)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:11, Reply)

B3ta, you mean

( .Yeti., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:46, Reply)

Early stages at the moment but this nonce might be on his way to work in Dubai for a few years.
Is b3ta a “thing” over there? I fucking hope not
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:07, Reply)

BERNARD MANNING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:21, Reply)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:19, Reply)