Pro tip: divide salary generated during time spent napping by 40 to reveal your current wink fee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 13:45, Reply)

💲➗️(⏰️😴)✖️40🟰⁉️
Now what?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:28, Reply)

it is revealed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:39, Reply)

My Casio RXJ calculator must be broken
I have had it since 1984
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 15:42, Reply)

my knob and bollocks, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Not again
Not complaining
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:17, Reply)

I'm not quite sure that's the equation that was suggested

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:11, Reply)

Alright Carol Vorderman
Yes, she is fitter than Rachel Riley
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)

Her arse is better than Riley's but overall if you would rather go 3 loads with Vorders over Riley you are fucking insane.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

3?
I wish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:45, Reply)

Over a 3-month period
Lol period
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:47, Reply)

LOL
Bloody Hell
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:49, Reply)