Beer on cock
Friday fucklift
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:30, Reply)

Jolly good, it's wine time, darling

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 17:36, Reply)

I just had a rather nice port

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:01, Reply)

In a storm
Any
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:09, Reply)

In my tube carriage is a standup comedian I've seen on a couple of panel shows
Pasty faced ginger cunt with super long hair and beard, wearing corduroy lionels. Unfunny prick
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:07, Reply)

You, I mean
obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:08, Reply)

Spanishfly you mean?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:08, Reply)

awks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:09, Reply)

Someone told me that all gingers 'like' children
Just saying
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:15, Reply)

Anyone know what colour brb's hair is?
I'm just asking questions, don't ban me guy's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:18, Reply)

Auburn

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:19, Reply)

Strawberry blond

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:45, Reply)

Beach-bleached blond

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 22:01, Reply)

This cunt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alasdair_Beckett-King
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:14, Reply)

Precisely

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:16, Reply)

Ah yeah, I've seen him on never steam the bumcocks

( broadsword, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:32, Reply)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:55, Reply)

Cunts like that are why English people assume I'm posh,
It's just a normal first name in Scotland but every English Alasdair has a double-barrelled surname and went to Eton.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:54, Reply)

I dunno, I know an Alasdair
Not private school.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:03, Reply)

Soz, misread yr post Al

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:03, Reply)

You can't call me Al

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:26, Reply)

Fucken can, Al

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:27, Reply)

Stop being Weird, you two.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:05, Reply)

Weird Al Jourgenson

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:26, Reply)

Ministry of Silly Wanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:50, Reply)

I saw a photo the other day of a guy who'd made himself an amazing Halloween costume as Weird Al Jourgenson,
which was exactly what it sounds like.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Dec 2025, 22:30, Reply)

Alas dair and jones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:39, Reply)

Where Alas's Dair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Also calm down Alasdair he's from Durham
Part of Scotland at some point most likely. I've read The Steel Bonnets by George Mcdonald Fraser m8, and when I say read I mean pretended to have read to humour my father.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:44, Reply)

My faither wis deid afore I wis weaned, ye insensitive sassenach

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:51, Reply)

Jings

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 9:47, Reply)

^ A. Hedge-Hogge

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 22:08, Reply)

Alisdair, Darling!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 0:07, Reply)

Went to YSJ, educationally sub-prime.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:28, Reply)

Mark Simmons?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Dec 2025, 18:43, Reply)

Not for me thanks, I'm driving

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 20:44, Reply)

The BBC is trailing their Christmas schedule,
they've got one called "Dexter Proctor the 10-year-old doctor". They literally named him bum-fingerer, just wondering if 2can's going to sue for copyright
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Dec 2025, 19:23, Reply)

sounds like a viz character

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 6 Dec 2025, 6:01, Reply)