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Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!!!!

Not really, he was Somalian
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 13:47, Reply)
President Trump says Somalians are garbage, he's not a racist so i guess it's just the truth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 14:00, Reply)
- brown
+ smelly

Removes any troublesome hint of Reform or EDL leanings.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:32, Reply)
You're saying that all Somalians are smelly, that's what you're saying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 15:45, Reply)
He's got a point m8
Don't shoot the messenger and when I mean messenger I of course mean international aid worker in war-torn Mogadishu
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:29, Reply)
Gezondheid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 17:24, Reply)
Martin sub-Parr

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:02, Reply)
The Boo Deadlies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 17:39, Reply)

amzn.eu/d/buvSA10
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:20, Reply)
A tale as old as time

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 16:26, Reply)

"perfectly safe for the kids, but with a few snickers that adults with a slightly bent sense of humour can enjoy while reading along"

Oh, I see what 'Munty' was going for now, it was far too subtle without that clue
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 19:06, Reply)
Munt and the gang

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:01, Reply)
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
It was due mainly to poor diet, and being improperly hydrated
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)
Probably goes hand in hand with the autistic spectrum disorder that so often accompanies mathematical genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:22, Reply)
and a pencil up the pooper

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:02, Reply)
Turtle power!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:13, Reply)