Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
It was due mainly to poor diet, and being improperly hydrated
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)

Probably goes hand in hand with the autistic spectrum disorder that so often accompanies mathematical genius.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:22, Reply)

and a pencil up the pooper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:02, Reply)

Turtle power!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:13, Reply)