Just left my 'friend's' house
We were discussing music and the conversation went thusly

You know Elton John didn't write any of his songs

Duh, yeah everyone knows Reg Dwight wrote the lyrics

*we are no longer friends
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 Dec 2025, 19:38, Reply)

Reg Dweft

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:18, Reply)

Saturday Night’s Alright for Dying

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:29, Reply)

The Bitch Is Dead

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:12, Reply)

Bernie Torpid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:47, Reply)

I won't be going to my friend's house anymore
The surgery wasn't the success we thought it was. They've pulled the plug and given him the last rites. According to his husband, he's got a couple of hours at best. I am now getting very drunk.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 20:52, Reply)

Oh fucking hell, sorry to hear that, Smashy.
My sincerest condolences.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:11, Reply)

Thanks
I'm not thinking well right now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:21, Reply)

sorry smashy
have an internet hug
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:48, Reply)

Thanks
His husband just called, he's gone. I'm turning my phone off now.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:59, Reply)

fuck. :(

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:12, Reply)

Rip Dwight

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:00, Reply)

I'm Not Standing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 21:11, Reply)

Cops had cordoned off the court across from ours when we got back from Asbury Park, I just found out there was a murder there earlier

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2025, 22:06, Reply)

are you a judge?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 5:55, Reply)

No Jingles, I'm a murderer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 18:39, Reply)

The Culled

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Dec 2025, 6:15, Reply)