Third morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:00, Reply)

Hello.
My hangover has somewhat abated thanks to a large infusion of salad followed by cheese and biscuits.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:22, Reply)

Lots of water and a berocca is what you need

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57, Reply)

eroc oudi
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 19:40, Reply)

*dry heaves*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:37, Reply)

^ gareth hale wanker

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:25, Reply)

I'm unbearably hot
Menopause is a cunt.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57, Reply)

+ withered
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:15, Reply)

careful, 2 Can Chunder. very careful now

( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:15, Reply)

They're not flowers, you silly fucker
Cunts are always useful, unlike people.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:53, Reply)

You'd have to be a right knob to diss cunts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 19:39, Reply)

I pick people like that up and throw them across fields. that's right, I'm a diss cunts thrower \o/
( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:42, Reply)

It's an expensive sport, you have to keep your eyes open for disscunts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:54, Reply)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:32, Reply)

^ get diss cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:36, Reply)

8-D
YEARS since I got this reaction, YEARS \o/
( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:47, Reply)

I'm very glad to have made you so happy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 8:57, Reply)

😘

( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 10:32, Reply)

2 Can can't be a cunt
He lacks both the depth and warmth
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 22:23, Reply)

ahahahhaha OUCH

( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 23:14, Reply)

but he IS chock full of yeast

(piss and shit, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 10:20, Reply)