I just took the cover off the motorbike to zip up to the decent offie, Found I'd left the key in it. So if anyone had lifted the cover would have got a free bike.
How stupid are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 20:50,
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I'm so stupid I can't think of a decent anecdote about my stupidity(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:06,
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That. Is stupid.My dog just farted
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:08,
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I'm so stupid, when I do a spunk shit comes out my helmit(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:08,
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Exceptionally I am afraid.The last shall we say...7 days or so have proven to my just how much of a fucking idiot I truly am.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:25,
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Are you alright mate?I know I've been a nob to you before, so you won't reach out to me, but there's some genuinely lovely folk on here that would probably talk over gaz
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:35,
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^lolgay(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:35,
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You big gay hom(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:53,
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I am on it. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:54,
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^ they'll all talk, sooner or later, once they get the bright light shone in their faceand the boyzone on repeat until the small hours, and the clear and frank descriptions of what will happen if they don't talk, they'll all talk in the end
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vladimir, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:04,
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This should make more sense to me I am sureIs there some context I am missing? Or?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:12,
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Ahh fuck man. I never knew you cared: You were actually one that I kinda liked
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:31,
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that's because I am truly lovely and a compassionate and gentle human beingapart from the odd occasion when I might suggest you kill yourself
but nobody's perfect right
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Quite. When I lived in a terraced house a nice man who was just passing by rang my doorbell to see if I knew the owner of (my) car as they'd left the keys hanging out the drivers door.
That's the same house where some yoots snuck into the back garden and cut through the bike lock of my housemates bike, crucially not realizing they should've maybe carried it a bit before riding it to their flat because it had snowed.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:42,
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I'm going to sort some cunts lights out tomorrow, she's moving and wants to take her fittings with her, ffs (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:44,
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Fuck's sake. She'll probably want them fitted in her new gaff and all. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:47,
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Probably. People are the worst (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:51,
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When we moved in to this place, the son of the woman that died in it came in and took all the light fittings. Left us one pendant with a shot old bulb in the corridor and bare wires hanging out the ceiling everywhere else.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:51,
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Years ago, when my ex missus was trying to make it in a company, a director of it asked me to take all his chrome off and put plastic fittings on ..he was a jew (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:55,
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Typical yid (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:58,
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You were talking 50 quid to 3 quid then, he paid me 6 Stella's , she led me out are off the road physically vibrating with rage , I could have killed him (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:01,
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Is this where all the anti jew sentiment started do you think? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:13,
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Ffs, that reeks of miserly spite. Why not take the copper pipes while he's at it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:56,
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He didn't speak his sister except through lawyers.It was a car crash of a sale, but we got a good deal.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 21:59,
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Sounds like a cunt Death houses can be weird. Some won't leave you with the fittings, others won't even let the musty smell of death in the air settle before they're trying to get their slice of inheritance.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:00,
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Because flipping a switch and undoing a few screws requires a professional tradesperson.You sure this isn't just a contrived setup to some Confessions Of A Sparky shenanigans?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:55,
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He'll soon phone one up defeated when he's jumbled up the wires on a ring main. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:59,
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Mate, leave him. He's one of those people that thinks because he can change a.plug being a spark is simple.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:01,
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I don't understand how you get it down walls. There's wood in the way. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:03,
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I imagine it would. One of the guys in my local is a plasterer with the council. He just loves going to a gaff he completely reskinned a fortnight ago cos they've since sent the sparks in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:10,
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Yeah, I've upset a few plasterers. First fix is first fix, if you want to plaster before I can get there, you're only making work for yourself (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:13,
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That's fair enough. Just shit planning in the council handing out the jobs. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:16,
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I worry a spark abused him or something , I don't want him just fucking about (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:06,
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Like that racist bellend round your way that specifically refuses to rent to plumbers. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:08,
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UK's biggest private landlord according to him, he's in kent, I'm on the border, twat tho (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:10,
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I'm exactly like him, it's true.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:12,
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I wouldn't try putting in a new socket (I wouldn't know where to start, and it'd probably be illegal)but taking down (or putting up) lights is quite literally child's play.
I just hope you're either earning some easy, easy money, or getting laid for your trouble.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:10,
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You go to town on a big downstairs radial with all sorts of two way or even three way switches and dimmers in exclusively black and red with nothing labelled up on old metal conduit mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:15,
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There's a two way switch in my house that I want rid of, but I've put it off through fear of fucking it up.Mixing up the red and black wires hasn't ever been a problem, so far, though.
Come to think of it, I would very much like to see a sensible colour scheme for wiring - it's madness that brown isn't earth.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:21,
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The current system is fine.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:24,
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Brown/blue isn't exactly logical, but at least most people are familiar with it.Red/black is still pretty prevalent, though, and seems like a deliberate effort to discourage the likes of me (which it probably is, and with good reason, I suppose).
My first house seemed to have been wired up with exclusively black wires (not that that stopped me from having a go).
I'd like to see blue (live), black (neutral) and brown (earth), but, thinking about it, some sort of combination of stripes, bands and solid colours might be more accommodating of the colour blind.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:33,
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Most of our new installs are going in 4 or 5 core stuff to run less cable.It makes no sense to run feeds the same colour as switch lines, but they're both technically live. So what colour do you want? Every spark I know seems happy with the current colours.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:38,
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New regs in july. Maybe you should email in your thoughts(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:43,
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I'd love to here his views on overvoltage and resonance of inverters (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:48,
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Do I need an opinion on that to replace a light fitting?You've got me worried, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:52,
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Just be aware of the load you are adding , 50w to 100w as you know adds via ohms law (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:59,
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*nods**backs away*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:03,
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All I'm saying is adding new loads to old wiring causes fires, copper wasn't cheap years ago and the thinner the better , so changing all your one bulbs to chandeliers can be bad (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:07,
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I've only ever replaced like with like.Rest assured that I do call in a professional for any serious work - I know my limits (nothing more complicated than replacing an old ceiling rose, apart from that one time I replaced an oven, and I don't think I'm allowed to do that anymore).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:18,
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So you've never put up a 3 or more fitting for a 1 lamp fitting? (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:30,
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I've generally replaced old, ugly, three lamp fittings with newer, prettier three lamp fittings,or an old rose/pendant with a new one.
I did swap out a strip light for three led spots, but that was in the extension, where the wiring is newer (blue/brown wiring, rather than the red/black of the rest of the house). I did manage to drill through the wiring, that time, though, like the amateur you know me to be.
Ta for the tip, though - something to bear in mind.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:39,
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Best use leds on any additions. The shit psu's will go open circuit, probably. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:19,
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Ooh, I know this one.Little Electric Dot's, right?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:23,
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Email?Green crayon on graph paper, m8. I want them to know I'm serious.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:51,
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Having just looked into it, I see that the colours were changed from red/black to blue/brown to bring us in line with Europe.I'm now 0.001% pro-brexit.
Seriously, though, switching the colour schemes has resulted it houses having wiring using both schemes, which just strikes me as dangerous.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:46,
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I'm a paranoid fantasist so I want them cables with a pressurized air shield around them like they have on defense comms. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:48,
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He knows what he's on about (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:45,
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Have I been connecting up that black cable for nothing?Silly me!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:47,
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It's a circuit, the name neutral is a misnomer, go become one , see how neutral you feel about it (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:50,
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It was "neutral" when I learnt about it in school, so it'll suffice.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:56,
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I worked on the nick in saville row just after a load of sparks got fired, I had a 26 gang switching , all reds, old school, that was a shit job (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:23,
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Blimey.There are some boards at the college that are terrifying to look at.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:24,
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I spent a day at an' I can diy' fellas house the other month, hallway and landing lights not working, new, he fitted them , burnt the junction box out in the loft (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:28,
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My favourite one recently was a job putting some new lights in the silver store,Above the ceiling there's just a massive old armoured hanging off some cleats with a little label that just says "origin unknown, may be live" and my boss says "just box it in, I can't be bothered"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:29,
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What a cunt, just test it, dead sleeve the end and mark it (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:33,
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Exactly what I said.We had a scout take a belt off a light fitting in a bathroom. Turned out, after a long hunt, that the earth from the board to the first light fitting wasn't in, and the switch line from that light had been drilled through, so every time the student turned his lights on, every earth on the rest of that lighting circuit became live. The board didn't click out as there was no return earth on the old lighting circuit from anywhere else. Someone could have died. IT had drilled straight through the plastic conduit.
imgur.com/a/CJuUy
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:42,
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Your in an old buildings tho, I bet it's murder to get things done , can't just smash it down (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 22:58,
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I get on well with the chippy, and he follows on replacing floorboards for me. Also, a huge amount of it is old lathe and plaster, and if you've got a bit of practice you can often fish cables in and around with a few small holes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 23:01,
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On the odd occasionWhere I have left my key in the bike I have considered the shock someone would get if they took it and opened it up. Surprise torque attack.
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I'm not sure anyone would even know how to start my old CZAnd the gear box is upside down so they'd be trying to pull away in 4th
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 22:44,
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Tbf some guy at work had a similar experience with his fixed gear bike. Found the thing round the corner with blood all over it.
This was about 20 years ago before hipsters were a thing. Fuck knows why he had it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:06,
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So hipster, he was a hipster before hipsters were a thing.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:24,
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Stupid isn't as stupid doesn'tso none of that don't make me no nevermind.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 23:17,
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I had heard a rumour But now I have seen it with my own eyes!
Resurgence? Old place been reignited with new life?
No. Just someone was bored and thought they would pay lip service.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:05,
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and /talk didn't get a mentionWe've been snubbed
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:10,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2480053
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:21,
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I'm going to buy a cheap knife then threaten someone with it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:50,
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Only last night I mentioned on the offtopic's, funny that(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:18,
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I don't have time to read that shit any more, can someone please summarise it for me?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:39,
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I know you like robots, so...smmry.com/http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue671/#&SM_LENGTH=7
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:48,
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Teh Quo, funny cat video epic fails, Freebase, Albert Marshmallow(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:54,
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Add /b3ta-21 to the end of any amazon url to fuck everything upSomeone dropped cutlery on the ca
Shunty Train
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:07,
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Is Setupbeatpuke in it????(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 17:47,
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No one over the age of 30 has any business referring to people as "randoms".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:12,
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I was feeling nostalgicthat Theresa May / ciggy image going viral, seeing CCC'd project, monkeon doing a quiz - I noticed there was some good material that's being sat upon.
B3ta still does good suff and it used to be by job to tell people so I thought I would.
Not promising / threatening every week mind you.
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rob, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:13,
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do you have a cold?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:15,
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Haven't you probed enough bumholes for one week?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:21,
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You must have some celebrity connections, rob.Can you get Timmy Mallet to visit /talk?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:15,
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You could come and interview me Weekly in my home as a feature
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:22,
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nice to see you around here again(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 18:36,
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thanksI do pop in - those front page images don't happen by themselves for example - just not hugely visible it's me (mostly) doing that
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rob, Fri 5 May 2017, 19:05,
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Oh I thought the front page was just happy twat fronting his mates, I gave up as I hate him (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 19:26,
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there's a surprise(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 19:43,
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First Santa's not real, now The Magic Donkey, don't think I can take much more of this(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 20:05,
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Imma go down Spar and get a 40 to pour(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 May 2017, 20:09,
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I thought the magic donkey died years ago?(
Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:38,
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Actually, I thought I died years ago...(
Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 5 May 2017, 21:41,
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i just had a raspberry doughnut, because i canare you sticking anything nice in your face today?
also, what's with feet?
EDIT: gotta go, talk amongst yourselves
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:28,
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they stop your from falling down innit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:29,
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Your what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:32,
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I've just had a wander down the sportsground, see how the cricket is going.The other college has turned up with only 8 players. All of them are wearing rugby gear and 2 of them are pissed. I don't think they've sent their top squad.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:36,
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HmmMaybe they misunderstood the invitation
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:36,
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Also, how many people do you need for a cricket team?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:37,
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At least 11(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:37,
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Ahand preferably sober, I'm guessing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:38,
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I dunno, it's college cricket, so I think they normally have a couple of beers, But the etiquette is to at least start sober.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:42,
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I just read that apparently bank holidays were organised because a high ranking MP wanted to close up shop so he could play cricketThat can't be true, right?
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:40,
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It was mcbeef(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:43,
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Oh god, he's dreadful(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:55,
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but they smell, there's no need for it(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:38,
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When they smell, that's nature's way of telling you to wash them(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:55,
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Yeah, just like my bum (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:04,
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I had a sausage roll from the butchers earlier, that was alright.Feet are there to stop you falling down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 14:33,
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I had a strawberry Frijj Milshake earlier and I enjoyed it (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:36,
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milkshake is disgusting(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:38,
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While I agree with a lot of what you say on here, that is clearly bullshit(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:41,
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i find it very unpleasanti'd rather drink plain milk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:45,
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So if you had, say a load of fresh strawberries, some milk, and a banana or hearty spoonful of yoghurt (and maybe some crushed ice)You wouldn't blend that up into a fruity beverage?
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:52,
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i would not, noas i have a deep rooted hatred of bananas and am allergic to strawberries. i would, however, combine raspberries with ice and rum to make a daiquiri
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:56,
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This guy gets its (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:13,
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That sounds like a nice alternateLove a strawberry daiquiri, despite it being a very gay looking drink
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:41,
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i don't want boysi want men
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:57,
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I got a big bag of pick n' mix on my lunch, because I canGonna save it for later though when the munchies kick in from #blayzingit
I hate feet, mine verge on Hobbit like. I'd be first in line for cosmetic prosthetics that didn't sweat
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:37,
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i have grecian feetwhich means my toes look like they could grip branches and allow me to hang upside down
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:39,
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something by blur or oasis(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:58,
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Had cod liver with farmhouse bread this morning; that was reet nice.Feet come in 'happy', 'tiger' and 'two left' models.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:38,
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tiger feet makes me think of pubs in the 80's(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:40,
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arthiritis arthiritis arthiritis arthiritis really love your tiger light there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:56,
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Um. This is not very good(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:09,
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What's not good about it, exactly?I think it's probably the best thing that's ever been posted here
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:17,
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It doesn't scan. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:21,
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of course it doe(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:35,
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a deer, a female deer(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:35,
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How are you pronouncing arthritis? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:41,
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Incorrectly, I expect.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:44,
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arthur eye tissor possibly susan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:48,
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living the dream(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:45,
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it seems my food poisoning is probably keto fluso it's back on the bread and potatoes again
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:48,
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Oh man, a mashed potato sandwichIts like being a student all over again
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:53,
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have a dippy egg and soldiers instead(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:59,
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DIAGNOSIS: Deadly Bum CancerPROGNOSIS: 3-6 months
You're welcome
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:04,
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I do have a genuine medical question But I fear that this will be the answer I get as well
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:14,
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He's a GP, he'll just Google it and refer you to a specialist.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:16,
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Does this basically mean that I TOO am a GP?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:24,
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No, I will listen politely and add your name to my referral list and then once your name comes to the top of the list in around 4 or 5 weeks I will dictate a referral to the specialist. And then once that get's to the top of my secretaty's list in another 4 or 5 weeks she'll type the letter and send it to the booking department who will wait a few more weeks and then send you out an appointment letter which will get to you the day after your appointment and then they'll send another letter saying that you've missed your appointment and you should go back and see your GP and ask to be referred again.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:42,
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Isn't that exactly when you're supposed to keep going and power through it to get the full benefits?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:12,
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I think the benefit comes from dehydration and not being able to keep food downso you starve to death
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:27,
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what were the old focus st3 like grrr, i fancy something a bit quick for the summer, seen a 10 year old one one for 6g (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:32,
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dunno, I lost interest after they killed the escort, but I can have a look for youFrom what I do know, rust is the biggest issue before any mechanical problems
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:34,
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this is where all the opinionated car wankers hang out
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:35,
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they are talking new, i only want an old one for giggles (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:39,
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rust, ok i'll look out for that, it's got about 90k on the clock but i only want it for a bit of fun(
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:38,
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trouble with all high power FWD cars is that they get squirrelly if you mash your foot downcos of the torque steer. So really you'll have to take it out for a hoon and see if you can handle how twitchy it'll be.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:43,
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Oh I will, I know nothing about cars , didn't know if they had a bad rep, I had a MK2 golf gti years ago, that was quick (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:49,
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Haha, your stupid fad diet is making you sick.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:18,
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your nan's penus(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:03,
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bit ashy, m8she was cremated 32 years ago
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:17,
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Im limiting myself to salads at work until the cruise in Septemberand the occasional punnet of Blueberries..
so, no, not really.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:06,
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Dressing is bad for you. Eat salad naked.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 15:08,
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Maybe after a couple of weeks. I don;t think the office is ready.SG orofice
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:15,
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i like salads(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:20,
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Just helped myself to a bag of Hard Gums (US variety)And feet a fucking ugly. But they make you stand up properly. So compromises.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:31,
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i have a box of mint matchmakers in the freezerfor those times when i feel like a little chocolatey nibble
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:38,
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The mrs sneaks the funsize variety of sweets into the freezerFrozen mini Mars bars are delightful
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:42,
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they are indeed a whole one is a bit sickly but the mini ones are just right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:46,
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I got a pot of thai red curry on short-code for £1.40.Not quite 50p ham levels of bleak.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 15:52,
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i got a blue dragon green curry kit from tescoit says to cook the spice paste in hot oil. it doesn't say the paste will burn and go gritty the second you put it in the hot oil
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 May 2017, 16:06,
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i am drinking cough sweet vodka(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 May 2017, 21:26,
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too early for the 'weekend plans' thread?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:45,
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I'll probably spend most of the day crouched on the toilet with my head over the bathas I'm not sure which orifice will vent at any particular moment
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:45,
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I hope this makes you feel better x x xwww.youtube.com/watch?v=dZIjT3S7wvc
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:50,
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a comment from a related video:"Roger ramjet is our hero, hero of the nation. the only thing thats wrong with him is mental retardation"
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:57,
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As true now as when twas written(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:58,
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this is a bizarre reminder of just how much jingoistic brainwashing the Americans have subjected themselves to over the years(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:57,
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how much has it been then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:01,
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More discussions about houses and money, I imagine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:47,
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don't be fooled into buying the railway stations, waste of money (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:16,
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Im still, Im still Jenny from the block.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:37,
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Do you want to move far, far away?Or just out of the view of Copnor?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:58,
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Rawk concert tonight.Free comic books giveaway tomorrow, and English-speaking evening on Sunday. Interspersed with freelancing, sport, beer and fillums, I reckon.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:53,
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which band? tell us so that insecure members of the forum can sneer at it(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:55,
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They're called JAKK.So there's plenty of scope for anyone wanting to take the piss, what with 'spending your evening JAKKing off', 'JAKK shit of any interest', etc.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:03,
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bexley beer festival, be there or be somewhere else if you don't live in bexley (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:57,
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do you think it'll be as good with wheeler taking over from boakes as organiser?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:00,
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as long as i can get drunk and told to grow up by a 21 year old copper it will have been a huge success (
mongychops, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:03,
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Climbing Saturday, boardgames cafe on Sunday.Plus dog walking, food shopping, and yelling at the kids to do their homework. Lots of laundry to do, too. It's going to be a real rollercoaster!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:03,
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phew, are you sure that 48hrs will be long enough?!(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:28,
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It never is.Hockey gradings on Sunday evening, too (not for me, fortunately - hockey exceeds my skating ability).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:38,
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b3ta.com/talk/8073109
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:15,
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i'll have to start planning what i'll change this post to on monday(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:31,
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I will spend my time at my relations where I will be well fed(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:16,
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I'm a bit jealous of this, Graham(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:44,
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Holy FuckIt's Friday?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:31,
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Chilling mainlySunday Im going to see Trixie Mattel from Rupauls Drag Race, at the Frog and Bucket comedy club in Manchester. Should be a hoot.
Meet and Greet too, so will be getting a pic with "her". Her makeup is insane.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:32,
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There were lots of things in this post that I don't fully understand.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:33,
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Yeah that doesn't make much sense to me eitherSounds a bit shit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:43,
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Psst... "she" is a he.Me and the missus came perilously close to a full on row over Drag Race, the other night.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:41,
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You know she doesn't like it when you try and 'burn' the kids in their body-kitted metro at the lights.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:44,
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She can't understand why I don't like it,and thinks I should at least appreciate the artistry involved in their makeup/hair/outfits. I'm quite sure you'd take her side, but the appeal of drag is utterly lost on me, I'm afraid.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:41,
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^left with confused feelings of a sexual kind^(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:42,
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There's few things more arousing than a vaguely masculine looking woman wearing sixteen layers of pancake.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:56,
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Likewise.A girl friend of mine is hugely into drag queens and everything that goes with them, and I've tried valiantly to understand the appeal of the crass vulgarity and 'sass' that form a cornerstone of the culture, but I just do not get it at all.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:43,
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I am with you. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:44,
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i'm on your side here, astoundinglyi do like drag race but can entirely understand how someone wouldn't
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:47,
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I feel a bit unwell to be honest. Might not make it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 11:37,
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I will always remember you. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:43,
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my Pumas are too short and my Reeboks are too tightnow I can see why people like Richard dedicate their lives to trainer research
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 11:59,
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I'd never buy a pair of shoes without trying them on first.I'm not convinced that Richard ever wears all of the trainers he buys.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 12:43,
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I've got food poisoningthis isn't a good start to the day
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:18,
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I don't think beef stock is going to help(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:28,
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*snigger*www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/24/oxo_tower/
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:40,
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cr3 was internet famous for spreading rumours about the towerI hope he's ok nowadays
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:50,
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Just like those reviews for 'Penetrating Wagner's Ring'.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:09,
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It's F-f-f-f-f-f-friday!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:41,
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got some fresh liver and a nice chianti in the fridge?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:49,
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A big Amarone, actually.Good book, shit film. Brian Cox was a much better Hannibal Lecter than Anthony Hopkins.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:41,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:04,
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Cinco de Salad Cream, I'm on a diet(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 7:49,
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Mor......ning. Feeling virtuous and slightly sweaty this morning for having had a workout before coming to the office.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:11,
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Shower o' bastards more like eh lads eh eh lads eh eh(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:15,
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Shit it up your bum(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 May 2017, 8:21,
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there's plenty of space up there now(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:22,
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Merry Christmas!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:46,
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Only 233 shopping days!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 8:55,
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might offer to make the john lewis advert this year now i can edit videos(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:10,
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You could make Hacksaw say "ho ho ho"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:23,
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i can make hacksaw say whatever i wanti am basically a god
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:31,
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that doesn't seem right somehowbut I'll take your word for it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:11,
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happy birthday Delia Derbyshire(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:07,
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manolith is a giant fucking spastic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:14,
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sonic boom is going to be there, so it might be a bag of heroin(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:39,
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Those are bags of heroin he's throwing.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:11,
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Groundbreaking tape reel and electronica work,none of which the BBC gave her any credit for, because she was a woman, so she became an alcoholic instead.
insert BBC canned laughter track
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:25,
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That's showbiz!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:27,
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the world's Englishest pornstar(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:25,
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alright norman collier(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:15,
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ha, showing your age(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:24,
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it no longer tucks in so easily :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 9:38,
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that digital clock's already 2 minutes out after a monthwhat a waste of time that was
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:07,
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you could join lots of watches together in a chain and use is as a beltthat'd be a waist of time, too
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:16,
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and you're not even a dad yet(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:19,
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Are you using the computers inbuilt clock for the timing?Better off building a circuit that uses the mains. The 50hz cycle is synced to atomic clocks and shit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:39,
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DS1307 timing chipapparently it's just got a cheap crystal in it so inaccuracies are inevitable.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:45,
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Just use an r/pi or arduino to rtp sync it every night.YAY, added complexity!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:51,
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but we haven't discussed weekend plans yet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:14,
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When I was young I got worried that my mum would find my stash of betty page pornography so I decided to dispose of it in some foliage that I could retrieve if I ever changed my mind..That's right, I hedged my betts!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:38,
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It's nearly the end of a working day for most of the board, and I think it's been an excellent show by all involved.Sum up your working day in a few words for us all to enjoy.
If you've not been working, and would like to participate, please tell us how your day has been, and any interesting anecdotes about your adventures.
All the best entries will be read out on our weekly B3ta podcast, available to download from the newsletter every Friday.
Thanks for all the great content guys, keep it up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:26,
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Lots of circuits, quick lunch, webcamThe man has just arrived!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:27,
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What man is that? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:29,
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the local paper has the word 'knifeman' on the cover todayapparently it's a real word but it feels sillier than, say, gunman.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:40,
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What would you prefer?Stabber? Stabbist? Knifeist? Knifer?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:48,
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While you were out partying I was romancing the katana(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 17:52,
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Kerry Katona, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 17:59,
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Solo jousting in the Channel Tunnel m8(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 18:11,
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House seller manThe house is worth quite a lot clams
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 18:03,
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Excellent news.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 18:04,
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Fell seems an odd term to use (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:36,
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My new phone won't recognise my missing finger print , I might sue (
mongychops, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:36,
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Sounds like an open and shut case.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:38,
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18th edition in July apparently. I guess you're not fussed anymore?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:43,
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i'll probably do the course , might as well keep myself up to date, i wonder if ring mains will go? or the choice will be 4mm ring or 4mm radial, which everyone will chose radial(
mongychops, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:46,
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Who knows, I hadn't heard about ring.mains going, what's the reasoning?I was reading something about changes to fire protection, and something about heating elements, like frost stuff for Windows and that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 16:50,
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If a 2.5 ring breaks you are pushing the current carrying capacity of 2,5 to its limit in it (
mongychops, Thu 4 May 2017, 17:27,
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TruePretty fundamental change though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 17:28,
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I've had a bit if a Google around, sparky forums might be worse than this place(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 17:45,
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No, but they have people arguing over the minute details of the wording of regs that being honest, most of us will never use(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 18:05,
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lol, masturbation!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 17:01,
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Round the corner, chocolate's made.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 19:52,
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ONS reckons Brits are cutting back on booze. How much do you reckon you put away a week?
I used to buy four real ales and a bottle of wine at the supermarket each week but I'm trying to break that habit now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:34,
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depends how much stupid i've had to deal with(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:37,
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I'm having a hot toddy most evenings at the moment(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:42,
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Varies massively.I used to be constantly pissed from about Thursday to Sunday but I've knocked that on the head these days.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:42,
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I don't drink to get wastedI just like the taste
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:43,
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Not a regular thing, sometimes I'll go 2 or 3 weeks withoutFound that I get a much better night's sleep without
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:43,
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Key word: out (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 15:14,
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Give it a fucking rest m8(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:44,
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why are you being such a bellend today m8?is something wrong?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:46,
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Yeah there is You genuinely want to know?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:19,
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It's ok manGenuinely another time
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:26,
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More than Papa Francesco, less than George Best(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:47,
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The Pope drinks wine erry day m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:48,
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Communion wine is piss weak, isn't it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:52,
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Who's the second hardest one in the Vatican?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:52,
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[something about the institutionalised abuse of minors](
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:55,
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oh come on now, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:01,
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Pisstine Chapel?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:46,
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Probably 4 pints a week.I don't tend to drink on weeknights, unless I've got a bottle of spirits, in which case I might indulge of an evening.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:49,
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"weeknights" looks like a word for really small crusaders(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:11,
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It depends.I'll have a few Friday and Saturday, seven or eight pints probably. During the week, most days nothing,unless it's all going a bit shit and I'll have a couple of cans.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 15:13,
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"I can see it's been a hard week, Mr Pig - you're on the Dr. Pepper already."(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:17,
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God, that was awfulon webcam, talking about myself for about 5 minutes, to the boss' boss. Ugh.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:40,
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Don't really keep track, oficially nothing but that doesn't include sneaky sips from the booze cupboard when the wife isn't looking(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:41,
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basically nothingon average, it's definitely less than one drink a week
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:44,
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When you bathe in Moet every dayactually drinking alcohol loses its appeal, doesn't it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:45,
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Bathe in a moat, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:12,
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there's a castle with a moat very near where i grew up, actually(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:23,
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No one has accused anyone of being either a pathetic lightweight, or an alcoholic.What's become of this board, manolith?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:46,
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Stoned out of your box 24/7 though, you hippy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 15:58,
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cheech dun an AMA recentlyi wonder how many 'dave' questions he had to deal with
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:07,
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probably drink a bottle of red a week and some beers on the side. But I can go for weeks --sometimes months-- without a drop
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$$ ✅, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:50,
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"I'm a camel -AMA!"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:55,
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The cadbury bunny: y/n?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:12,
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threesome with cadbury bunny and Officer Hopps(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:20,
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well jesus fucking christ on a bike(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:26,
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I don't drink much anymore tbh.Even a bottle or 2 on a weekend has diminished.
I am smoking more dope though...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 May 2017, 15:55,
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^ reefer addict(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:13,
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I only get a bag a week... So it's mostly all gone on a weekend(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:19,
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what size bag though?i'm getting through a q a week. between me and the missus anyway
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:24,
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you're not a student any more m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:26,
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no but i think being surrounded by them is having an adverse effect(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:34,
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Whatever costs 20 quid. One of them littel bags. Im not down with delaer terms.
It's full on bud though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:35,
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I've thought about having the odd G&T while working from home(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:02,
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good ideawebcam?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:21,
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Daytime booze always makes me sleepy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 16:09,
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Well. How are you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:38,
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I'm alright thanks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:40,
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Good to hear.Any more news on the house move?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:40,
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Actually, we have a chap coming round later on to evaluate the placeAnd another one friday, and again on monday. This place is worth about a gazillion clams, I reckon.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:44,
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Are you selling to the merpeople?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:48,
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I don't discriminate. m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:50,
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That's what I like about you, 2H.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:52,
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might want to clear the shit off the lawn(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:51,
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I'm citing that as a feature(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:51,
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I watched that American Gods the other nightI believe the phrase is "mental mental chicken oriental"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:53,
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Have you read the book? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:53,
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I need to speak to someone that has read the book, and see what they reckon.I enjoyed the book, so I'd like to give it a go
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:00,
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I watched that, too.The Mrs was quite impressed that I was able to guess who Lovejoy was playing.
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Kroney, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:55,
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I watched that, looks like it'll be good.Probably helps that I've forgotten the plot of the book.
I've been trying to watch Preacher, on Amazon, buy I think I'll have to conclude that it's rubbish, and move on.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:58,
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Yeah, I tried, it was awful(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:00,
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I quite liked it, myself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:07,
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It started well(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:11,
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I liked Legion tooMore of my hot picks later, Hat Fans!
I've got a meeting...and I'm being encouraged to use my webcam. Bleurgh.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:24,
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Just remember that weird angle from earlier(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:25,
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I'm 3 or 4 episodes in, and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.Any scene that doesn't feature Joseph Gilgun being Irish just feels incredibly flat.
Shame, but I've plenty else to watch. Am halfway through series one of Ash Vs Evil Dead, at the moment, which is deep into "so bad it's good" territory.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:13,
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I keep meaning to watch thatBecause, as a human being with brain, I love Bruce Campbell.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:14,
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I hear about loads of good stuff on Nettersand then find out it's not on the Polish version because we're too poor, apparently.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:58,
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This is on Amazon, so maybe you'll be allowed to watch it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:02,
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fuck amazonthey have a massive depot here but won't actually support an amazon.pl, so you still have to buy from amazon.de and pay for international shipping, the cunts.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:13,
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There's an Amazon warehouse in Dunstable,but all my deliveries get sent via the logistics hub in Hemel.
Not that these are remotely similar issues, but I can feel #amazonchat becoming a real winner.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:43,
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I hope you get enough clams to fulfil your destiny (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:51,
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thanks m8I need a lot of clams
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:51,
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I'm hoping to find out tomorrow afternoon(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:41,
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Woah*hugs*
*gooses*
*steals wallet*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:44,
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Fingers crossed (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:52,
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I'm stuck in that period of the month where I'm trying to look busy while having fuck-all to do(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:46,
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Sort me out a nice video.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:53,
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Dunno. Surprise me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:59,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0BRcAk-kg#t=10s
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:12,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:58,
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Mustn't grumble.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:47,
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Good man.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:54,
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If only everyone was as supportive as you, Windows.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:00,
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Keep doing what you're doing.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:55,
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Thanks, Windy.It's pep talks like this that keep me trudging.
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Kroney, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:55,
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Busy. They've made me the development lead for the new surgery. Today I had a meeting about telephones.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:59,
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Get lobster phones.Or banana
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:01,
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Burger phones.They were so cool.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:08,
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or american football(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:10,
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I'm beginning to see why they needed a meeting (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:15,
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It's a complex issue, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:18,
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That sounds like a thankless task with a fancy title.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:29,
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I am very well thank youBe careful you are one thread away from being stepped
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:01,
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Like I said below, it's not about how many threads, it's about content(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:04,
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NoThey are not rhe rules at all
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:05,
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Ok mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:06,
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I don't really understand what's going on, here.Is there an Oxford Notes available?
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Kroney, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:06,
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He's upset about almost everything. Root cause, recent separation and loss of custody. Made worse by drugs and booze
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 14:09,
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No he had almost 90% of it right Other than the other 90% he wasn't right about
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 14:21,
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May teh 4thGiven I'm crap at this stuff can somebody mix this so 00:18 on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXxdUMbQmMM syncs with the sound from 3:20 at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5VahaEL7s - probably slow down the video by half so the power lines flashes sync... and you still get the going down bit...
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Hahhahahahw(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:41,
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what are you offering in return?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:42,
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Programming lessons (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:43,
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I have actually done it nowI just can't be bothered to share it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:03,
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might put it on reddit thoughand claim it was my idea
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:03,
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Programming lessons (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:59,
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No you just need lessons (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:05,
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media.giphy.com/media/w4jlsqN6YwUN2/giphy.gif
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:07,
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Fall on tonight?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:08,
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You wanna watch I (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:58,
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it's obviously a cry for helpyou ought to take your responsibilities for the welfare of posters more seriously
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:10,
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Can you at least sort out the links so they can be clicked?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:01,
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Sorted Thank me later
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:05,
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Alright dozer(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:46,
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hey. no more new threadsi'm not going to step you, yet. but you do need to calm down
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:53,
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Fucking step me if you want you miserable cuntI have created ONE thread in the last 8 hours.
To be honest by those ratios you wanna step yourself, McBeef, Grrrmachine is permabanned
And strongp is fucked!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:57,
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By "new threads" I think he meant "replies"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:03,
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So what he's saying isStop replying?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:06,
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Just stop.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:27,
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It's not about the amount. It's about the content(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:04,
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you've created three, you spazhound (
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:22,
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Sure, my video editing rate is £35ph or £50 for a rush job, plus I'll need a new Creative Cloud subscription sorted since mine elapsedGaz if u wanna go ahead
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:47,
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I did it for free in Lightworksbut it's 50 quid for the work and 100 quid for me to sacrifice editorial rights
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:10,
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But you didn't get 12 months free use of 15 unrelated professional design and audio apps leading to more horrendously overcharged jobs for gullible twats who reckon a rebrand will save their shit business, think I got the better deal tbh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:15,
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yeah, that's trueI spent a year documenting an upgrade of an Adobe product, and it's scarred me for life regarding their products
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:21,
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Gaz mongychops.He's a wiz at this sort of thing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:47,
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Didn't he die this morning?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:48,
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when did you ever help anyone before?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:13,
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I wouldn't be the man I am today, without mongy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:16,
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It's this lack of responsibility that led to your marriage failing and your children being taken into care.(
Kroney, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:47,
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I didn't start this thread!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:49,
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Ah well. See you all in a week i(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:58,
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I can't click the link.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 12:59,
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hi strongpare you ok?
is everything ok at home?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:02,
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Why do you never ask me things like this?You used to care.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:05,
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if you don't know I'm not telling you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:09,
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Is this about what I said about your sister?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 13:14,
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I'm not prepared to discuss anything without an apology from you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:30,
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That's pretty nifty.I could have some fun with this.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 13:15,
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screw you guys I'm going home
tubedubber.com/?q=pXxdUMbQmMM:6v5VahaEL7s:0:100:15:200:1
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Shall we all just have a nice cup of tea(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:02,
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Alright Dribbke
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:16,
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I don't drink tea either.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 12:06,
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Well you are not Brirish
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:15,
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DNA Jeremy Kyle.
Why is his show not listed under comedies
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:27,
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I dunno mate. I just don't know.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 12:28,
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It's a modern age mystery (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:32,
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because the episode with you in was an absolute tragedyjust like all your responses today
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:29,
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Aw man the fact you have said this Means you have been paying special attention to me, Can I Cum on your face
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:31,
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you're having another online meltdown m8try logging off for a bit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:33,
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I only drink cherry or strawberry tea(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:15,
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Well that's all you have time for (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:16,
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I'm open to other fruit teas tooI just can't stand black tea, and definitely not with milk
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:17,
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If you add white milk to a black tea, is it a mulattea?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:17,
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I dunno. Write a program to figure it out. It's ok we will put half a century aside
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:22,
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I think I saw that exact phrase written in shit In a gents toilet in Kenya
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:24,
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It's not tea if it's not made with tea leaves.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:40,
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Fucking classic (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:23,
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I have located an ion trail (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:28,
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I had the lamb burger. And some coleslaw with Apple in.It was lovely.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 12:25,
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No one cares Or knows who your father is
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:28,
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Thanks Fists
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:34,
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NiceI like lamb burgers. Bit of mint mayo, lavvly.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:28,
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I just received a text message from a number I don't know and it just says simply this..."Can I cum on your face"
Not even a Fucking question mark
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:30,
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yeah, i'll have one of those pleaseand look lively about it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:54,
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I like teabut none of that British stuff, no sugar or milk please. milk makes me shit.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:22,
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So water then? You spastic
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:23,
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I don't think you know what tea is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 12:28,
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pretty sure all food makes you shit, eventually(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:29,
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No mate you were shit anyway (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:33,
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My eyes are closed, the music's on(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:44,
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So what do we reckon is happening at Buckingham palace?place your bets
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:13,
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You're a bit late. It's at the bottom of the last thread m8
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 10:15,
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oh right.so what's for
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:26,
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They don't send the menu out until 11, so I won't know for 10 minutes or so.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 10:51,
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Oxford university. One of the colleges. Lunch today is duck cassoulet, vegetable moussaka or lamb burgers. Full cold deli meat and salad bar. Profiteroles for dessert
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 11:13,
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All of them sound pretty nang.I quite fancy a moussaka now.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:17,
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One lunchtime they had duck left over from the formal hall the night before.So we got duck and chips.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:22,
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Direct quoteWe do get some leftovers from formal often. Had fillet steak and fondant potato once.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 11:25,
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Is this the same place you worked with Gerald?As in the past I remember them complaining/thinking that the curry would make them ill, the fucking ingrates.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:29,
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Yeah, been here ages.There's some great stuff sometimes, the old boys moan because we don't get pie and chips anymore.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 11:32,
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That could be good or could be shit.I remember I had duck one year when we had a Christmas lunch somewhere and it was really tart and not very nice; I think at that point my only other experience with duck had been the shredded stuff out of the Chinese.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:27,
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I don't much care for duck.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:33,
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Roast duck legs are a staple at my gaff(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:41,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 11:47,
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Last time I tried to do a duck curry, the breasts cost me a small fortune.It wasn't very good. I'll stick with chicken thighs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:49,
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They had guinea fowl legs in the bargain bin at LIDL the other week.They roasted up a treat.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:55,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:59,
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wake up, m8this is old news
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:16,
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When does it become fake news?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:23,
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Second it's out the box(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:40,
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Christopher Robin's giving a press conference at noon.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:18,
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I prefer Eeyore's post press conference analysisHe cuts through the spin and gets to the heart of the matter
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:56,
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the queen is removing ladies' clothing with a digger(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:20,
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The queen is getting her nonagenarian baps out, phwooar(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:21,
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one of the bearskin hats came alive and ate a maid(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:22,
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a chimney sweep broke in and stole some of Her Maj's knickers to celebrate the 150th anniversaryof Victoria's knicker stealing chimney sweep
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:23,
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one of Prince Charles' eggs wasn't boiled correctly(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:23,
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Elizabeth broke out of her terrarium(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:24,
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Dodi Al Fayed's head broke off his stuffed and mounted corpse during some overenthusiastic cleaning(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:24,
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William finally understood how he became the father to George and Charlotte(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:25,
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Bucks Palace PR Department finally came up with a plausibly innocent reason as to why Harry looks nothing like his parents(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:25,
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A drunk Fergie was bashing on the door at 3am demanding someone come out and suck her toes(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:26,
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Hopefully, he'll be setting aside his Royal duties in order to become Britain's chief brexit negotiator.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:35,
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This would make for some timeless Hansard.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:37,
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A gift to history.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:41,
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James Hewitt to be legally recognised as Harry's father.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:28,
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By royal decree, the national anthem is to be replaced with "hit that perfect beat", effective immediately(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:34,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:37,
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:02,
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The coronation party for William is going to be great!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:04,
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Pitch Black is such an underrated filmDenzel just oooozes black
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:14,
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hopefully she is buying this place and getting new mods to actually moderate the place so people don't just decide its not worth even logging into (
mongychops, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:22,
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They've squandered the family fortune,so are doing a reality show set in Buck House.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 11:30,
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considering how sibling rivalry has destabilised so many monarchies after a king's deathI wonder if advisors recommend anal to young monarchs to reduce the number of kids in line for the thone.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:00,
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"Alright Liz, you've got an heir and a spare, this one's going up the brown eye so the kids don't have to split a castle in half"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 12:01,
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Is anyone actually dead And if they are can they fucking confirm it please
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:41,
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royal announcements on these things come at a predefined time (usually 8am)so you won't get any confirmed news before then
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:41,
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Yeah like "time" exists Go back to your cubicle
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:44,
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seriously mate, get some kipyou're gibbering
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:44,
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Am sound me mate (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:56,
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Morning.Local election day wooooooohoooooooooo!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 7:46,
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I spent a 5-day weekend fiddling with an arduino programand only got it working at 10pm last night.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:48,
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I spent months getting that motorbike together and getting angry and struggling to get it going about 5 minutes before a massive rain shower.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 7:50,
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it's those sort of moments when you realise the universe is a massive dickhole(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:56,
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Or that you both did stupid pointlessly timeconsuming wanky shitAnd the universe decided to teach you a lesson
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:28,
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This weekend you:* got arrested
* realised your softtop hairdressermobile is a pile of wank
* ate a really disappointing takeaway
* got upset at the takeaway place
* went mental online. Again.
Fiddling around with a microcontroller pales in comparison.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:32,
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To be fair: I see my weekend as a complete and UTTER FUCKING SUCCESS
Ask me again in 24 hours (set a clock on your micro controller)
I suppose the biggest give away here is..look at all of the wonders I achieved in such a short space of time and I could have still sorted your Arduino and ya nan all in the same weekend
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 9:06,
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yeah, like you know anything about the different standards of MIFARE tags(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 9:12,
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You mean like the time you wasted raising a son that now wants nothing to do with you? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:33,
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They grow up so fast.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:47,
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Yep that was why(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 9:06,
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it's Thursday, go Thursday, yay Thursday(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:08,
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It's the first proper day at work this weekand it's pissing it down and so dark I need the lights on.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:12,
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It's almost as much fun as whichever day it is when everyone has to talk like a pirate!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:48,
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We're such modern people with our chat 2.0 threads.Hullo, /talk.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:20,
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Grrrreat!Which royal do you reckon's about to cark it then?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:32,
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BBC now says "don't panic Mr Mainwaring"so I reckon Philip nearly died so they called an emergency meeting to remind people of what to do when he has a stroke next week.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:33,
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Lol, stroke. Like wank. Lol(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:37,
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Sounds plausible.Have you read that interesting article (I forget whether it was in the Grauniad or the Indy) about the full protocol for when Her Maj joins the choir celestial?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:37,
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There was a tv program as well no? Seems everyone is pretty sure she's not got long
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:39,
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The lass is 91, and Phil's 95.Neither would be a surprise.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:42,
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her mum was over 100 thoughso there could be a full decade yet of Her Maj
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:44,
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I think they should just go ahead and give us the new bank holiday now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:46,
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One for Phil and one for queeno, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:49,
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We'll get a one off day when the Queen goes, but nothing for Phillip(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:52,
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I'm an authority on constitutional matters, don't you know.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 9:06,
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If we get one for every monarch, I can't imagine Charlie will live too long, so that could be 2 more in my life time.What a time to be alive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 9:17,
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Charlie'll probably die of boredom after a life of not being king.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 May 2017, 9:19,
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fucking hellI just scrolled down a bit before logging in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:45,
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Morning trucker. How many cyclists today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:48,
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I don't count themthink at least one of them was a motorbike though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:52,
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Nice work.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 8:59,
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I tried to protect you all from it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:49,
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those clever coding chaps have it covered now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:53,
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Is anyone dead? If my dream came true then Prince Philip used Ant as a strap on to skull fuck Dec and the Queen Can anyone confirm?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:56,
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I think I preferred it when you had me on ignore(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 May 2017, 7:30,
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morninginb4 royal death announcement
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:17,
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You fucking spastic On the basis of this announcement I have just text my mum saying "have you heard the Queen is dead"
Causing a complete hysterical breakdown when she realised the terrapin "Queeny the cunt" was ok.
Has someone died?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:36,
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Oh and I she. A(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:37,
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Oh and I have an amazing idea for a thread Just no one will ask me what it is
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:38,
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you really need to lay off the substances(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:55,
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It's you that thinks the Queen is deadLet's put everything in perspective shall wel
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:57,
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I never said anything of the sort(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 May 2017, 8:17,
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It was my fault I found my soulmate last night, he liked to be chicoefso
You know what I couldn't give a fuck
I hope they are both dead the miserable sanctimonious, misrepresenting, money sapping, German, UGLY, fucking wouldn't look out of place in the Burbs, furiously homosexual (I made that bit up.) fuck em. I am glad Ant and Dec are dead. Cunts
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 6:47,
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So much for the morning thread.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 May 2017, 7:29,
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Ok so I just found my soulmateThink Leonard Lake and Charles Ng but with buckets more jizm
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 5:16,
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On the plus side I didn't spend the night in a cell And Windypuf has FINALLY TAKEN ME OFF IGNORE.
This place would be dead if it wasn't for me.
Dead or thriving... that's what she said
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2017, 5:18,
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He does have me on ignore.He's either an idiot or a spastic, but I did have to double check.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 20:33,
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I've just put him on ignore, now that he's officially gone full Dozer.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:37,
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Has he threatened to kill himself yet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 20:39,
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Yes.And he doesn't like me anymore. 😭
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:55,
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nice of him to finally join in with the rest of us(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:00,
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It's a wonder he's held out for so long.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:07,
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Dude, it's got to the point where it's quicker to click your username and look at your profile to see how long you've been here than to count up all the candles.Congratudoodles!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:53,
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Then again, that happens when someone turns 3, these days.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:54,
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My maths skills aren't what they were when I did my MSci.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:54,
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We should leave the counting to the young people.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:59,
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He gazzed meto say that the twelve-year-old Call of Duty-playing edgelord schtick he's been putting on every night and at the weekends was a 'persona' that he was adopting 'for the lulz' (my phrasing, not his).
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:59,
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He's gazzed me a couple of times, He seems to be capable of being a bit normal, but also a raving loon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 21:01,
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He's normal from 09:00 to 17:00 or thereabouts on a workday.Anything he posts outside those hours is going to be the voice of DVDFever on PCP.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:05,
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I never see his daytime posts thanks to ignore, as the board moves enough to not log out and see if he's started a thread(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 21:21,
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You're really not missing much.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:25,
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The board moves?Shit, who has me on Ignore, then?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:28,
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Oh, like 14 new users(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 22:06,
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Alright. I'm well chuffed about stuff working out at work. And I'm quite enjoying a night watching trash tv with the dogs. It's all a bit good TH.
Oh, and the mirrors for my motorbike arrived, so now I can see behind me without doing an owl impression.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 20:40,
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NiceI'm pleased for you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:56,
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No mate. I'm pleased for you(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 21:21,
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Not as pleased as I am for you, thoughI'm on series 2 of 'the killing'. It's alright. Bit daft, but beats staring into space
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:28,
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staring into space gets better in series 2the first series is terrible
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$$ ✅, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:36,
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Posting the IMDB top ten films about 9/11 on someone's Facebook status about them being at the airportWaiting to fly...gets you into trouble
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:34,
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not going to do you much good if I can't see you in my mirrors though are they (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:35,
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He's behind you!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:41,
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Have you ditched office work for driving a tipper truck over local cyclists(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 22:05,
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all I'm saying is it can't be entirely my fault if a few of them end up under my wheels (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:17,
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I got my new phone, now I have to download everything again, old one died so couldn't transfer everything, meh (
mongychops, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:43,
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Properly died beyond saving,or "long chat about fastboot and adb" died?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:55,
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Replacement part from China, tiny torx screwdrivers, and a spudger.You're missing out!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:11,
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This cost me 40 quid and signing a new contract, I'll miss out soz (
mongychops, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:22,
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Ergo, nothing to lose my taking a screwdriver to it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:39,
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I need a phone, I dug out an old lumia and I remembered why windows is shit and bought a new one (
mongychops, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:50,
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Set the clock on it yet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 21:59,
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It done it itself, clever shit, don't have to wind it neither (
mongychops, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:08,
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I knew you'd come round(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:17,
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I honestly never have that big clock thing, never have , the little one in the corners there , can't turn that off (
mongychops, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:21,
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Bit of electrical tape(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 22:38,
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I have Nova Launcher on my tablet and phone, and that lets you disable the status bar clock.I think CyanogenMod (RIP) lets you do it, as well, but Nova can just be installed from the Play store.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:45,
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^ stupid nerd, go to sleep(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:46,
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You know what...my bad(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:12,
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Well done lad(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 22:37,
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Sorry pal. I must have done it as a piss take for some reason or another Never put anyone on ignore in anger. Other than my entire family i
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:40,
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I have a great idea for a thread but I need your approval first I (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:44,
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Im going to bed mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 22:47,
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I might join ya (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:48,
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What happened to Oswald?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 22:49,
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Oh and for the record I don't have anyone on ignore I don't understand why it even exists. If you are that much of a fucking spastic you can't deal with just reading things on the internet hem you should kill yourself WindyPif
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 19:23,
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Good one mate.Take me off ignore you daft wanker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 May 2017, 20:35,
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Rarely have I seen this board so busy, of an evening.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 19:46,
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I have decided to keep it ticking over all eveningIt's either that or kill myself...the worrying thing is...I dunno which one is worse!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 19:47,
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Hahaha, you're a real wildcard!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 19:53,
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I am not sure you have really understood the complex meaning of the term "wildcard"(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:01,
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I can never tell what zany antics you'll get up to next!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:27,
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Do you know what I like about you?Fuck all
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:42,
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b3ta.com/search/talk?q="know+what+i+like+about+you"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:48,
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I'm told I have a lovely bum.Maybe you could focus on that?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:53,
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It's that fucking massive it's hard to focus on anything else (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:06,
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I broke the internet.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:11,
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Should I start a new thread?I have a BOSS idea for a new thread
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:44,
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Oh get fucked four eyes(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:00,
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You are blind. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:09,
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all I want to say: enjoy your candle day(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:03,
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You make me sick(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:20,
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Thanks, man.I don't like to make a fuss, but I've probably earned it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:28,
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alright spanishflythe week is almost over, I like that
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:06,
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I thought it was Thursday. But the last time I slept was last Thursday. So that's an easy mistake to make
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 May 2017, 20:10,
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