Trust a gayer to do a thread about sockets

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:13, archived)

evening all

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:21, archived)

stop impersonating me please

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:23, archived)

who?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:52, archived)

ok, i will

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:23, archived)

Checks profile.
So you and fucksocks have swapped accounts?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:30, archived)

Alright dozer

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:36, archived)

I think so too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:13, archived)

Nobody else would give a shit about fly, most just ignore him

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:28, archived)

he's great to wind up though

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:54, archived)

Gene never…
He never came inside that woman. After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis and started smashing it between the ring and the lid of the toilet for penance.
( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:41, archived)

01101110 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:51, archived)

01100110 01101111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01101011

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:56, archived)

01101000 01100101 00100111

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:56, archived)

100011 1010101

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:16, archived)

I've waited 45 minutes for $$.
No punch. No money. Sad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:14, archived)

soz
i'm busy observing shavuot
( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:47, archived)

giphy.com/gifs/vintage-nostalgia-mork-and-mindy-BguKVVqRh5fag

lol, "fag"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:54, archived)

please do not disrespect my Jewish faith

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:56, archived)

Please remove your settlements from the West Bank.

lol, "Best Wank"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:04, archived)

I morked your nanu's mindy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:22, archived)

Slander!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:46, archived)

fuck that thread
just scored 41 55 60 80 on today's google doodle cricket game. it's the most i've ever cared about cricket in my whole life

what's the most you've cared about whatever in etc etc etc
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:00, archived)

I care about the forum and its fellow members

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:01, archived)

oh yeah, me too?
*cough*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:03, archived)

imgur.com/a/OT58C
( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:06, archived)

nice!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:14, archived)

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/05/88/5b05882bf648139cf25dc88d9bd6933a.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:02, archived)

yikes

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:03, archived)

It's my favourite film.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)

i've seen a misty mundae one before
it was a tomb raider spoof

also: femaleship? come on
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)

Ships are generally considered female.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:38, archived)

probably because they're full of seamen!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:41, archived)

And they're moist and smell fishy and sometimes they're ravaged by tentacle monsters.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:49, archived)

Classy.
I saw a pic yesterday from the new Wonder Woman film of her from the back with her sword sheathed down the back of her dress, except there was no scabbard so the picture insinuated she must have been holding it in place with the cheeks of her arse.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:05, archived)

I got 40

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)

Now 45

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:06, archived)

Now 60

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:14, archived)

i like the fireworks you get for passing 50

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:18, archived)

Imagine what it'll be like at 100

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:17, archived)

QWOP

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:37, archived)

I reckon Alan Lamb will come out and wank into a cocked hat

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:39, archived)

Did you hit a googlie off the crease?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)

yeah
...and then i played the cricket game!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)

oh HO
I see what you're saying
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:11, archived)

can you explain it to me please?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:17, archived)

foot wank

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:19, archived)

^

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:22, archived)

ok, but THEN can you explain it to me?


i appreciate this is effectively the same joke as before but it's hot and i'm tired. some people build an entire career on the back of repeating the same joke. just get off my back, okay?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:22, archived)

Two Hats wants you waxed and oiled by 4pm

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:24, archived)

And that's a hard 4
not 3:45, not 4:15.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:26, archived)

you know i need a full 24 hours for the waxing process

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)

sounds like a 'you' problem

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:04, archived)

I could care less.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:06, archived)

good

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)

I got 52, hit a six and it made Firefox crash
what a swindle
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:10, archived)

an excerpt from "godby plays cricket"

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:11, archived)

how dare you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:21, archived)

i'm going out now so you've got a while to beat my score

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha, TotTime knows the score!!!
www.portsmouth.co.uk/business/they-ve-treated-us-diabolically-we-just-want-our-money-back-1-7987293
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:35, archived)

It's TotTime mother fuckers!

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:40, archived)

TotTimeCop

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:48, archived)

Ride on TotTime

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:01, archived)

Like (0) Dislike (1)

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:46, archived)

Up to 56 so far, and it's also by far the most I've ever cared about cricket.
I'm mildly impressed to see the little bugger bowl leg-spinners and yorkers though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 13:55, archived)

top tip, it's easier to bat with the space bar.
I keep getting a reasonable score then I have to minimise it because people talk at me or walk past.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)

I'm glad that food addiction if finally getting the coverage it deserves
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/01/a-food-addiction-has-defined-my-entire-life-and-it-is-slowly-killing-me
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:10, archived)

I've been a addicted to food for so long,
I'm considering becoming a dealer.

Wanna buy a pot noodle?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:23, archived)

Never get high on your own supply momu

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:37, archived)

*burp*
I'm on a downward spiral.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:47, archived)

well done J.R.R. Tolkien for releasing another book today
45 years after your death. how DO you do it?!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:03, archived)

He ghostwrites them.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:05, archived)

what work of endeavours of yours will your children continue after you have become a dead parrot?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:07, archived)

I'd like them to get me the 9,000,000th /talk post

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:22, archived)

you gave real goals in life!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:34, archived)

They might have to pass the task on to their children given the declining post rate

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:36, archived)

it will be like the new millenium - everyone is excited about nothing

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:40, archived)

i'm definitely, 100% going to ban you in the run up to the 9mil post

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:51, archived)

Hopefully you'll be long dead by then

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:41, archived)

yeah
i should do it now to be on the safe side, right?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:43, archived)

No, you have so much to live for!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:52, archived)

morbotron.com/gif/S02E15/355763/357849.gif?b64lines=SSBHRVQgSVQuIFJFVkVSU0UKIFBTWUNIT0xPR1kh
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:57, archived)

Not sure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:07, archived)

ooops i wanted to click Reply to write "sup?" but then I liked that comment, goddammit

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:08, archived)

Fly(ing Ringwraith) Fishing, by J. R. R. Hartley-Tolkein.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:08, archived)

Fellowship of the anal ring.
The two penus.
Return of the Jedi balls.
The hobbit sucks off an elf.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:14, archived)

So *you're* the one behind that Chinese Harry Potter knock-off.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:18, archived)

The Knobbit more like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)

I don't get this joke.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)

I'll explain it with a diagram later

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/hhNGBFA.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:53, archived)

nice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:58, archived)

The Felching of the Ring

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)

^ tastes manflesh

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Bumming
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug's Ringpiece
The Hobbit: Taken Roughly by Five Armies
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:13, archived)

Reanimation by The Ancient Spirits Of Evil.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)

MONMUNRA...THE EVER....LIVIIIIIIIING!!!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)

I like to cosplay as a Ro-Bear Berbil.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:29, archived)

Tolkien is shit for cunts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:33, archived)

Alright, mcbeef.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:34, archived)

Alright Steve-Dave.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:37, archived)

No real names, please.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:41, archived)

I watched Timecop last night MM. It was better then I expected.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:45, archived)

I saw Tyson beat Spinks on TV.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:56, archived)

I have no interest in boxing.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)

Fifty thousands volts, motherfucker!
Also, Mia Sara with her clothes off, there's just so much to love about that film.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)

With her clothes on she looked exactly like she did in Ferris's day off.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:18, archived)

The girl from Stranger Things seemed to have been cast by virtue of looking like a young Mia Sara.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:36, archived)

Winona Ryder?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:54, archived)

She did a bit, now you mention it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:54, archived)

If you're doing JCVD films,
Sudden Death and Inferno are both strongly recommended by me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)

I'll bear these in mind, ta.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:19, archived)

The Universal Soldier series y/n?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:29, archived)

The original is excellent,
the sequels are shit (and not in a good way).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:33, archived)

thumbs up

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)

No ur

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:26, archived)

I'm not sure what you're Tolkien about m8

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)

It is hobbit confusing.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)

With a little help from Derek Acorah of course.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:56, archived)

with my willy poking through the dick hole of my boxer shorts

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)

I've got a ripped pair that suffers from fall-out.
Yet I'm reluctant to chuck them out.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)

my brother is a bit like that
fucking loaded but still makes sure he wears out every item of clothing before chucking it, the fucking jew.
( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)

I've got at least one pair of jeans that are perfectly wearable but have holes in the back pocket where change has worn through.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:20, archived)

"'The reason that the rich were so rich,' Vimes reasoned,
'was because they managed to spend less money'"
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:21, archived)

not true

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:23, archived)

Fuck
Thats where I've been going wrong then
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:28, archived)

Meh, Orwell was far better at this.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:29, archived)

Yeah but he went shit after he left Genesis

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:31, archived)

Is it the one where Llothrelimbor travels it Itharaldirion to deliver the six Krelimbra to Arweliogoronas?
And then does a spunk and poo comes out his helmit?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:04, archived)

Elfstone? MILF BONE MORE LIKE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:06, archived)

keep your sexual fantasies for /r/OEGAMIOM

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:07, archived)

jokes on you
being told what to do is one of my sexual fantasies
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:18, archived)

You stop that right now young man!

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:32, archived)

I see you, too, have been to Wales.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:07, archived)

Mordor is based on Tolkien's dismal summer holidays to Rhyl

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:11, archived)

"Rhyl has long been a popular tourist destination."

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:21, archived)

Dunno, I just googled "worst places in Wales" and that came up as the top entry
Admittedly I went to Rhyl a while back and found it quite nice
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:25, archived)

I feel I am destined to visit Wales some day

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:37, archived)

Imagine the sweeping landscapes and beautiful scenery of New Zealand
Now imagine that same thing but coated in that qunitessential disappointing British ineptitude and dullness that we seem to apply to everything. Add a dash of the "after the end" bleakness that's cultivated in seaside resorts like Blackpool, flavoured with the rotting remnants of a time long past, with the denizens, hollowed and lost, shuffling through an existence that no longer wants or needs them. That is Wales*.

*might not actually be Wales
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)

I concur regarding the hear-say and tell-tales about wonderfully bland Wales
as well as its famous sheep.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 11:48, archived)

Official Morning Thread from Fucksocks
Morning
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:02, archived)

Hi

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:02, archived)

Alright windy.
How are you? Good day ahead?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:03, archived)

No mate. More cable to pull in.
Working with a moron
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:44, archived)

Looks like a counterfeit morning thread, to me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:01, archived)

morning all

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:12, archived)

Greetings, fair manolith.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:21, archived)

Good morning Fuck socks

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:42, archived)

morning

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:12, archived)

Alright dribble

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:39, archived)

alright n00b

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:53, archived)

oh cool, spanishfly has me on ignore.
i don't even know what a spanishfly is.
/search seems to suggest I'm not missing much
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:55, archived)

he's a mentalist

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:11, archived)

He's started his own personal morning thread now
presumably because it was the one remaining aspect of Misery McUglywife's psycho abloobloo attention-seeking that he hadn't yet emulated.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:34, archived)

Ah, so he has

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:49, archived)

Yo nig nog

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 3:38, archived)

alright candles

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 6:04, archived)

Morning candle boy

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 6:34, archived)

morning 10 candles chunder

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:02, archived)

Eh.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:04, archived)

Alright dribble

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:04, archived)

Alright 2can

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:05, archived)

Candles are for pricks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:32, archived)

A merry and kosher candlemas to you.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:03, archived)

hamtoucher
www.b3ta.com/board/11228799
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:42, archived)

50p long wave

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:05, archived)

hiya

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:11, archived)

happy candleday!
:)
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:53, archived)

I'm having my house photographed today

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:02, archived)

make sure they get your best side

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)

I've covered all the windows in lipstick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:48, archived)

lighten the mood by giving the rooms funny names.
'this is the rumpus room' etc.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:36, archived)

HAPPY CANDLESDAY THE LOVELY 2 CAN!
*Cakerapes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:52, archived)

This place would be dead on its arse if it wasn't for me and fucksocks.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:54, archived)

Fucking zombie time

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:33, archived)

Taken my sedative
Not even making sense to me now. Sleepy time.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:40, archived)

well thank you VERY much
after everything I do around here
( vladimir, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:54, archived)

thank you

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:58, archived)

Cheers

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:15, archived)

Alright from the River Thames
It's fucking cold in here.

When else have you been cold? And why?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:05, archived)

ld vfefe

lol, memetastic!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:09, archived)

The sooner he is impeached the better.
I didn't know there have only ever been two presidents impeached and you wouldn't guess who.

Of course you will all google them and pretend you knew
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:22, archived)

in b4 drimble

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:12, archived)

Alright dribble

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:21, archived)

Yeah, you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:32, archived)

Alright dribble

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:33, archived)

Why are you in the river? I'll probably regret asking

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:41, archived)

whale in the Thames!

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:43, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I am not in the Thames you fucking spastic
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:01, archived)

Explain yourself better then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:03, archived)

No

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:06, archived)

It's almost as if you don't want conversation, on this conversation-based website

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:08, archived)

classic autism

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:14, archived)

Saying "Alright dribble" over and over might be a cry for help, you know

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:19, archived)

I have a terrible feeling you may not understand what he term "conversation" means

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:40, archived)

he'

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:43, archived)

In winter
because winter
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:01, archived)

Alright from balmy Oxfordshire. Back from the pub for some foood.
I'm gonna have a strong and stable Chinese cicken curry with egg fried rice.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 18:31, archived)

Cicken is the best

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:43, archived)

cicken dis

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:49, archived)

You got on the populol board
By being not very inventive. I am starting to believe I am actually you.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:18, archived)

Gonna wash it down with a cup of damn fine covfefe

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 19:00, archived)

Covleffe?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:17, archived)

Never, I'm perma-hot

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:53, archived)

I'm. usually cold
Losing large amounts of weight means you get very cold very often
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:03, archived)

Opened a fridge once
Bit chilly
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:31, archived)

Woah black betty, bamalam, woah black betty...
And so on.

What's shaking? I'm having a poopy morning pulling in cable. I normally don't mind pulling in cable, but the chap helping me this morning doesn't seem to understand basic commands and may find himself strangled with a bit of twin and earth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:01, archived)

pulling in laying a
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:02, archived)

Why is this place always so quick to be rude.
Can't we have some nice calm wholesome content?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:06, archived)

sure why not

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:08, archived)

how will i recognise it when i see it?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:09, archived)

maybe someone should leave a whitty comment

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:11, archived)

Witty

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:12, archived)

shitty

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:15, archived)

Tig ol' Bitty

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:22, archived)

I think there's an "adult model" using the name Tiggle Bitties.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:28, archived)

think there's am
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29, archived)

+AMA!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:32, archived)

+B
+LAM
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:08, archived)

Woah.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:19, archived)

Why is this place always so quick to be rude.
Can't we have some nice calm wholesome content? poo bum farty plops
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:09, archived)

nice edit, mod

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:12, archived)

thanks, spod

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:17, archived)

I'll help you

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

Do you understand what I mean when I say "Hang on while I sort this"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

you want him to hold your penus, obvs

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:18, archived)

defo, I'm lvl 5 atheist

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:34, archived)

When it comes to leaning on something waiting for someone else to do something I'm one of the best in the business.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:14, archived)

waiting for someone else to do something until a certain little lady comes by
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:19, archived)

Is this about your penus?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

Shame.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:08, archived)

just seen that one of the acts on the main stage of glastonbury is called the 'black dyke band'
formed in 1855, apparently
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:08, archived)

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:09, archived)

oh damn. now he's wanking again

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:17, archived)

I bet it's some fucking shit wank cunt fart folk music that tangles would like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 10:12, archived)

i think it's a brass band
but it's not something i want to google at work
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:18, archived)

That song's ace and I listened to it over the weekend when I was in a mood to rawk out.
I've just found out I'll have the office to myself this arvo. Might open a bay window and have a barbecue in the car park.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:14, archived)

You are the BOFH

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:35, archived)

^ PFY

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:42, archived)

Happy World No Tobacco Day everyone!

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:38, archived)

How smooth is no tobacco?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:43, archived)

Fuck that

( mongychops, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:53, archived)

I've not had any tobacco today.
Celebrating in style.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:01, archived)

blunts ahoy!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:01, archived)

Fuck that shit.
*Lights up a Cohiba Lancero*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 11:35, archived)

Make sure you know a good place to hide the body

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:44, archived)

jesse ventura?
i dunno, he's pretty big
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:03, archived)

and a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:30, archived)

I've given that butter in coffee a go.
I do feel a bit more awake.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

Did you whisk it in?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:20, archived)

blender.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:29, archived)

Takes one to know one.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:38, archived)

fuck's sake
might as well just serve it in an avocado
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:26, archived)

They're not ripe enough :(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:31, archived)

Dunno, I've only just got up.
Gonna stay in bed for an hour or so to avoid whatever fucking drama the landlady's cooked up. Because by then she'll have a visitor in with her so I can safely shit shower and shave and be out the door before she realises I'm gone.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 11:33, archived)

Morning all!
I'm off for a walk down the beach. It's lovely and quiet there this time of day.
*drops thread and toddles off*
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 6:45, archived)

Morning, Smash.
Skip a stone for me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 6:55, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:49, archived)

Alright, dribble.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:59, archived)

Morning SM2 you know Grrrrmachine will come along and stomp all over this right?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:06, archived)

He's off this week, do keep up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:24, archived)

He's off this week, do keep up

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:27, archived)

Oops

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:31, archived)

sorry
Have a laugh. Life is short as it is.
( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:36, archived)

Hi. Glad you're enthusiastic but if your're ging to post this many images at once please put them in same thread
Thanks
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:38, archived)

/board is making me want to vote tories

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:42, archived)

I'm voting Coalition of Chaos, because I think having the baddies from Action Force in power would be well cool

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:46, archived)

i enjoyed their battles with the ministry of mayhem

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:01, archived)

ging?
he's a ginger?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:59, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:49, archived)

Hi

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:33, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:49, archived)

and the same to you, good sir!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

l n
(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 31 May 2017, 7:39, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

I love beaches

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:02, archived)

best of all the water-land interfaces?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:45, archived)

I don't like steep beaches like where you end up behind the continental rift line after a few meter in
I prefer to be able to wade in a bit. best of course are beaches with an atoll around. underwater wows
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:04, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

good morning $$

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05, archived)

My local beach has iron men
They're fucking stupid
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:25, archived)

lucky you to have a local beach.

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:06, archived)

Starting the morning thread and abandoning it in the same post...
Ought to be a law against it ruffles Daily Mail.

Morning. Feeling strangely unmotivated today.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:19, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

I didn't abandon it entirely
I left it with the babysitters while I went for a walk
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:21, archived)

butt butt

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:27, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/06/54d462947ae28_-_yv8e5frk2_wl.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:00, archived)

in the what?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:07, archived)

Good morning $$

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 8:57, archived)

HI

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:00, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:04, archived)

yaaaAAAAWWWWwwnnnn

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:05, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:05, archived)

hey
*scratches* Alright?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:11, archived)

keep it above the equator

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:13, archived)

I always do

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:17, archived)

Don"t yawn
You'll have us all doing it
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:23, archived)

strikey-g yawn replace with masturbate

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:24, archived)

No change there then

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:27, archived)

Good morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:10, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:12, archived)

In the immortal words of Dennis Peters.
"IF he wanted the job done today, he'd have reported it yesterday."
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 9:11, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:13, archived)

Alright Frank.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 May 2017, 9:18, archived)

Semper fi :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:25, archived)

*alarm goes off*
21 years
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:42, archived)

Hey! You're alright!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:58, archived)

ter nni
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:14, archived)

ni +u
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:18, archived)

Denus Penus.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 31 May 2017, 9:37, archived)

Alright dribble
i am back on the train to that there London.

What do you do to keep yourself entertained while travelling?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:41, archived)

look out of the window,
drink beer, do a Rubik's Cube
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:54, archived)

Aggressive eye contact

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:59, archived)

Btw my "comedy" account has been sandboxed, I hope you're happy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:01, archived)

Why?? I was enjoying it.
Has someone complained?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:24, archived)

Stop gazzing me pls or imma go crying to miss

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:10, archived)

lol

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 30 May 2017, 22:21, archived)

That's it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:34, archived)

Alright dribble

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:34, archived)

Thank god, the blessed release

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:49, archived)

count in your head to see how high a number you can reach, my personal best is 140 and then i got bored. i hope that helps :)
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:06, archived)

I listen to violent audiobook thrillers and imagine I'm the one doing the killing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 22:28, archived)

Wank.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 May 2017, 2:44, archived)

Let the previous thread be known as the Paula Radcliffe of threads,
having run its course and stopped only briefly to piss.

Ever been on any achingly tedious or otherwise disappointing holidays? I booked a week in Brittany and it rained non-stop; by the fourth day we'd done everything you could do indoors so we went home.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:03, archived)

Never mind that
Here's the real scoop
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:06, archived)

Alert, alert: /r/KenM is leaking again...

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:07, archived)

I hate that shitty satire site so I let him know it on fb, he gets v upset

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:12, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:22, archived)

Orlando made me miserable
Not my thing at all.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:20, archived)

A lot of the hotspots in America don't interest me at all.
I wouldn't mind going round the south for a bit though, the bits where all the soul music and that came from.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:29, archived)

Oh, there are loads of parts of america I'd like to visit
I just made the mistake of blowing all my cash on that neon coloured shit-hole.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:30, archived)

I have no interest in going inside any Casino's or gambling; I think I'd quite like to visit Vegas, if only to appreciate how gauche it all is in person.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:34, archived)

I thought he was quite good in LOTR

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:43, archived)

he's sexy as fuck as a blonde

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:56, archived)

Most of the ones from my youth.
Mostly either remote camping holidays in the UK or the south of France. My parents typically avoided the ones with anything remotely interesting for children to do as they deemed them 'tacky'. Holidays were their time to sit and do very little while drinking wine.

I was encouraged to invite friends but it always seemed a bit rum to invite someone to something you don't want to do yourself.

Ironically those holidays sound grand now, who wants to holiday in a glorified play area?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:26, archived)

"Remote camping"
Made me think of setting up a webcam in a tent and watching it from the comfort of your own home.

I'd much prefer to do that than set foot in an actual tent.
( Kroney, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:35, archived)

Just watch Nuts in May. Sorted.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:37, archived)

Their mistake was not including you in the wine-drinking part of it, I reckon.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:37, archived)

Yeah, probably. I got to about 14-15 and was allowed to stay at home.
Now those times were great, like a little holiday of my own really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:47, archived)

So you could stay at home and drink while they went away to drink.
Sounds like a win-win situation alright.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:13, archived)

No, everything is great

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:28, archived)

Some of the most fun family holidays I can remember were fishing trips to remote Scottish islands where it pissed it down every day. If you can't go outside because it is raining then clearly you are some sort of terrible poof.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:42, archived)

Yez, but those are trips specifically planned for the purpose of fishing and to a location designed for the pursuit of fishing.
If you go somewhere that is not designed for the pursuit of fishing, like the inner swathes of Brittany, and it rains, everything is closed and there is nowt to do.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:46, archived)

Pretty sure they have fish in Brittany, not quite sure what your point is.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:51, archived)

I'll just nip down to Tesco to catch a tin of tuna then, shall I?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:58, archived)

Sounds like fun

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:15, archived)

I got some kippers in the post last week.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:20, archived)

I will find good in almost any travel situation.
Limassol in Cyprus, was a shithole. Proper ghetto.
The most opulent thing there was a church in the middle of all the squalor.

Blackpool always fills me with dread, too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:25, archived)

Take me off ignore ya big spaz

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:40, archived)

weekend camping trip in Deeside with a mental case
who threatened to drive off and abandon us if we went to the supermarket for food
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:50, archived)

Did you cut him up and make him into a stew so you'd have something to eat then?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:05, archived)

fatty meat, very bitter and overly marinated
would have tasted foul. we just called her bluff and went to sainsbury's
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:15, archived)

lol gutted arsenal

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:41, archived)

This just feels like the feed line to a racially and sexually sensitive joke
www.bbc.com/news/technology-40092070
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:45, archived)

think of teh lady boarders

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 15:51, archived)

I am m8
I'm thinking about them doing resbian stuff
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:25, archived)

sick

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 16:27, archived)

When i was a kid we went on family holidays to France on two occasions,
staying in a Gite in Brittany. It mostly either sitting in a hot old house with no facilities and loads of flies, or driving around in a hot car looking at old churches. On one occasion the nearest town was twinned with Sunderland. We went there one day. Now we know why it was twinned with Sunderland i guess. The highlight was a local child who kept offering us handfuls of gravel and dropping dust on a cat's head.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 19:09, archived)

look, i know we're all in mourning but we have to go on. it's what he would have wanted

what's the biggest thing you ever saw? a mix of real and 'comedy' answers please
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:01, archived)

Thingvellir waterfall was fucking enormous (apols to icelandic boarders)
WTC was big (and now it's not).
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:03, archived)

i went to noo yoik in 2002 so never saw the wtc
ground zero was also pretty big though, just in a different way. i bought a tshirt near it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:06, archived)

also
Þ works here. you could have spelt it right. tsk.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:07, archived)

^Þickie

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:09, archived)

jokes on you, now i just want some pickle

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:13, archived)

me too :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

ah, but what size chunks? that feels like something that'd start an argument on here

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:16, archived)

I'm pro-choice, yo
the small chunk is easier to spread around a sandwich, but if you want big chunk, then fucking have it. Christ, it's a free country, isn't it?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:19, archived)

that's so reasonable i think i'm going to be sick

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:22, archived)

Who spreads pickle?
I put a dollop in the sandwich then use a slice of cheese to press it out, akin to the 'pea method' of applying thermal paste when installing an aftermarket CPU fan.

And anybody who disagrees is objectively wrong and should be gassed
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:50, archived)

Me
I spread pickle
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:51, archived)

Save yourself from the gas, hack your life, use the pea method

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:56, archived)

THAT'S more like it

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:52, archived)

Its a little known fact that the Great Northern War of the 18th century was started by a disagreement about preferred pickle chunk size

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:58, archived)

CAREFUL TEAM

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:59, archived)

ur mom's ass lol
the humber bridge was big, apparently people fling themselves off it to die an' that
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:04, archived)

ah yes, we're off to a flying start
BUMber bridge more like
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:07, archived)

my wife went up the cn tower in toronto, that was very tall so i didn't go up it
i've also seen a 32oz steak, i ate it all but felt a bit ill. are these answers helpful?
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:11, archived)

you didn't take her up the tower yourself? you allowed her to be taken up the tower by a group of strangers?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14, archived)

yep
she waved at me whilst being taken up the tower but i didn't see her, she was taken up the tower in a glass lift
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:20, archived)

so everyone could see? disgusting
they built a glass lift on the outside of the spinnaker tower here. it opened in 2005 and they removed the lift 7 years later as it never worked even once
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:23, archived)

well i think she had a good time anyway
/liftnews
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:25, archived)

Anish Kapoor's "Marsyas" at the Tate Modern was pretty big.
You could have fit a lot of sausage rolls, cheese slices and bags of gravel in there.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:07, archived)

I saw this in Venice, in Venice
www.venetoinside.com/hidden-treasures/post/ceiling-of-the-church-of-san-pantalon-in-venice/

Biggest in the world, they reckon
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:13, archived)

pfft, 'sans pantalons'

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:17, archived)

They also had a place called 'The Bridge of Tits'
Venice is just one big Carry On film
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:20, archived)

ooooh, mataroni

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:38, archived)

ta on +o
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:01, archived)

my favourite thing in the luigi's mansion games was that there was a button to make you say 'mario' in a scared voice

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:10, archived)

I've yet to play that, although today's procrastination task is getting a gamecube emulator running on my PC
So I might put that on the list of games to try on it
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:14, archived)

i loved the original but it might have aged badly in the last 16(!) years
the one on the ds is brillo though
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:16, archived)

Might be able to do some tricks on it - the Dolphin emulator is reet good for that
A mate had Wind Waker running on it at 5x resolution with anti aliasing and all sorts of modern technical wizardry, it made the Gamcube version look better than the HD remake for the WiiU
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:24, archived)

neeeeeeeeeeeeerds

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:33, archived)

:D

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 13:07, archived)

Lol

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:01, archived)

what happens if you guff in one end?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

good question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:22, archived)

Tower Bridge lifts up to let you come through.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:23, archived)

look, i know i'm a big guy but there's no need to be mean

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:39, archived)

I saw the Sun once
Thats a bit big
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:10, archived)

i just measured it by squinting and looking between my fingertips and it's actually only about a centimetre mat8

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:13, archived)

It's certainly no bigger than a one pound coin

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14, archived)

Keep looking at it, its like one of those optermical illusions, it gets bigger the more you look directly at it

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:54, archived)

maybe i should look at it through some sort of powerful telescope

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:56, archived)

If you're going to do that it might be worth doing it at night, not as bright then
Post pics of your findings
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:04, archived)

tits

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:13, archived)

cor. big tits

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:19, archived)

the sun

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:14, archived)

actually, no.
Betelgeuse
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

nope, he shrank down really small to tit about in that model village

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:21, archived)

Betelgeuse

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:21, archived)

that's what i said

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:32, archived)

*waits*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:33, archived)

...pation!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:40, archived)

big mac

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

big mac?
big yuck more like, amirite
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:15, archived)

No

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:16, archived)

u wot m8

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:17, archived)

what a treat

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:21, archived)

I'm not an expert
but I'm not sure that this falls into the category of 'ensure...all valuables are removed and nothing of value is left on view'

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/warning-after-car-thief-strikes-1-7981530
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:27, archived)

woah, our local superhero 'hampshireman' delivered a sick burn

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:38, archived)

oh

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:39, archived)

They'd rather you lock that up than the criminal who takes them, NormanB.
( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:38, archived)

wait... YOU'RE hampshireman!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:40, archived)

I don't like this southern counties version of The Avengers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:45, archived)

the worst one is the guy who's all about 'wight power'

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:50, archived)

West SusseX-men

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:52, archived)

The League of Extraordinary Yorkshiremen
Oh no wait...
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:05, archived)

Tunbridge Wellboy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:07, archived)

The Faversham Four: Rise of the Sheppey Surfer

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:11, archived)

The Jevington League

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:17, archived)

it's weird how this southern-centric superhero pun subthread never took off, innit?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:06, archived)

haha, I know
I'd have thought that everyone would get involved
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:13, archived)

must be time for a new thread

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:30, archived)

The Ocean is pretty fucking big.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:24, archived)

but that's just peanuts to space

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:32, archived)

which one?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:35, archived)

The big one
Duhhhh brain
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:50, archived)

billy?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:52, archived)

the Taj Mahal and the Cologne Cathedral are massively huge

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:38, archived)

not even in my top 3 mahals

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:41, archived)

That really big planet that I looked at through that telescope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 May 2017, 11:39, archived)

???
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:43, archived)

i.imgur.com/YKaqaTH.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 May 2017, 11:47, archived)

can't argue with that

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:53, archived)

^ I'm sure we'd all do the same thing in his shoes

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:03, archived)

that's not all i'd do in his shoes

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:10, archived)

Everything in New York is pretty fucking big
But the chair I saw while doing some work for the UN is probably the biggest chair I have ever seen.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/BrokenChair.jpg
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:51, archived)

that's a pretty big chair
shame it's broken. they should probably take it down the tip
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 11:58, archived)

The are going to need a pretty big van

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:01, archived)

on it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:09, archived)

my penus and helmit
comedy answer: ur mom's ass lol
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:08, archived)

i bet you've stuck your digits in a few comically enormous bums over the years

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:17, archived)

yeah, once when I was working in hospital I had to do a rectal examination on someone with a massive arse in the middle of the night and the lights weren't working so I had to do it in the dark.
When I left the ward I realised I had poo smeared up my arm all the way up past my elbow and up the sleeve of my shirt.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:34, archived)

Are you sure you didn't wander into a neighbouring barn by mistake?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:44, archived)

The infinite void

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 12:41, archived)

New: morning thread. Available for a limited time only.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:17, archived)

Alright yeti, think I might go back to the lakes for a bit of bivvy time

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:29, archived)

You're setting yourself up for 'camp as a row of tents' jokes here, mongy.
Which lakes?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:33, archived)

Snodland in Kent

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:45, archived)

wow, completely assumed that was a nickname for a place

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:54, archived)

Nah Kent is real

( mongychops, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:59, archived)

named after superman's alter-ego? yeah right, pull the other one

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:08, archived)

morning morning morning

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:43, archived)

Man o' lith.
There's an echo in here.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:45, archived)

it's because it's so empty

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:55, archived)

true

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:10, archived)

true true true true true
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:41, archived)

yo

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:48, archived)

Moneybags

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:10, archived)

Hello.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:50, archived)

MoMu
I was going to say I'd been to the MOMU museum, but I looked it up and that one's actually a fashion museum in Antwerp, whereas the one I've been to was MOMI in London.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:11, archived)

i've been to the MOMA in new york
is there a MOMO (squawk!) or a MOME?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:20, archived)

Good morning Ghetbeard Yeti.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:00, archived)

Hello.
Send help.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 May 2017, 9:30, archived)

*hits 'send'*
*smug*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:33, archived)

where to?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:42, archived)

Help is on its way!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:47, archived)

Morning all!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:32, archived)

woah
bit cheerful m8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:32, archived)

LOUD NOISES!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:50, archived)

smash isn't home everybody
let's rob the house
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:58, archived)

Definitely not dodgy
i.imgur.com/0lBHW2q.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:35, archived)

Oh, all the kids have yahho accounts now. That's fine

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 May 2017, 9:38, archived)

especially the founder of whatsapp: mightymouse0714

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:00, archived)

click on it and find out

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:39, archived)

well I clicked on it and now I have AIDS
thanks dribble
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:50, archived)

no probs

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:51, archived)

My Facebook got bodged with some app that kept reposting iPhone spam
and reinstalled itself every time I logged in. Had to change my password to get rid of the bugger.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 30 May 2017, 9:51, archived)

also definitely not Dodgy
i.imgur.com/pNO1ynJ.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:02, archived)

They supported Aerosmith when I went to see them about a million years ago
Slightly odd choice. The 'Smiff crowd didn't really get it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:06, archived)

yeah, that doesn't sound like a good match

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:09, archived)

alright /talk

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:45, archived)

alright mns

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:49, archived)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:57, archived)

Alright dribble

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 30 May 2017, 8:03, archived)