morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:16, archived)

Suck my balls

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:39, archived)

it would be like trying to eat caviar egg by egg
not worth the effort
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:42, archived)

You'd have to use a pipette

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)

the best a twat can get

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)

Hoi!!

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:41, archived)

+an +Rocks
*glams*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:42, archived)

Well I learned a thing

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)

+ there, small fry

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)

Morning
My mate is all over fb because her auntie made that watermelon cake on bake off.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:49, archived)

I've never watched an episode of Bake Off
so I have no idea what you're on about.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:51, archived)

Good
I'm mostly watching to see the unbearable old cow lose
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:14, archived)

It's the most important thing on telly
now that two grown men hitting each other until one of them falls over is no longer on the telly
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)

Her auntie made the same cake as the woman on Bake Off (a petty weak claim to fame),
or her auntie is the woman on Bake Off?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:20, archived)

She is the woman on bake off

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:38, archived)

Another sentence that ends with on bake off on bake off

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:41, archived)

Are we led on Bake Off the road?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:15, archived)

I don't see her there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)

hiya

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:53, archived)

how do, drimble

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)

idly wondering how long we've got

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:03, archived)

the mortal form is a fragile thing
but our love will last forever
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:06, archived)

the

form is a fragile thing
but our love will last forever kombat!!!
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:28, archived)

might put on a This Mortal Coil album, cheer myself up a bit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

Lol

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:35, archived)

Test your+
put on a This Mortal Coil album, cheer myself up a bit
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:36, archived)

:D

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:38, archived)

Put your arms around me tell me everythings ok, oh oh oh oh oooh

( mongychops, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:07, archived)

turn off the internet, mongy's turned

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:10, archived)

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

( $$ ✅, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:16, archived)

savage af

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)

Bout ye.
This morning it's pissing it down so hard, you'd think you were in one of Donald Trump's home movies.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:17, archived)

is there anything this man won't do?
beside reveal his tax returns, obvs
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:27, archived)

Pip pip!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:21, archived)

why yes, I did grow up on a Kentish mudflat as part of a Dickensian nightmare, thanks for asking

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:27, archived)

million pound weatherspoons has just opened in ramsgate, holds 1400 people, looks fancy

( mongychops, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)

yer, I saw the news story, "shark in a minnow pond"
I'll always remember that place as a sleazy casino, still got my membership card somewhere.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:33, archived)

One of the ones in Cardiff was a porno cinema
Before it was changed into a soulless boozer
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:20, archived)

That's going to be the mother of all barneys if it kicks off in there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:35, archived)

Imagine trying to get everyone out at the end of the night, unless they're going for 24 hour, prob easier

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:40, archived)

it won't, Ramsgate's usually a ghost town since the high street died
and the unemployeds from Ramsgate's council estate won't trudge that far for a cheap pint.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:40, archived)

Fair enough, I've never been to Ramsgate.
I guess it illustrates why they didn't build a 1400-capacity Spoons in Croydon.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:42, archived)

I think there's a semi-earnest attempt to return the south coast to its Victorian heydey
to cash in on the jingoistic Brexit fervour of Britain for Brits. But while that means pub chains with brass rails and bartenders in waistcoats with armbands, it also means unheated B&Bs with communal bathrooms and a miserable landlady who won't open the front door after 10pm.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:44, archived)

No baseball caps or stovepipes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:48, archived)

the b andb's are full of asylum seekers and mentals

( mongychops, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:50, archived)

I know it's like that in Kosoville, soz Cliftonville
didn't know Ramsgate was too
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)

scream if you want to go faster

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:51, archived)

I'm not that interested in going any faster
but I'll join you in a scream, if that's ok?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)

Gimme some, gimme some gasoline
Tell me what you want, know what I mean
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)

a kick in the tits

( $$ ✅, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:05, archived)

She takes it over her face

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:06, archived)

what about if I want you to slow down, it's too fast, I'm not ready for anything serious right now?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)

Double wank and shit chips.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:43, archived)

Nyomm

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)

^every chippy in Poland

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 9:54, archived)

yer you?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:03, archived)

yer

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)

sweet

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)

nice one

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)

What's wrong with you people?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:04, archived)

Bake Off is back!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:28, archived)

I'm trying it.
It's ok.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)

yeah not as shit as i thought it might be
noel fielding is tolerable too
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:43, archived)

It's usually better about halfway through.
With fewer contestants, we get a better look at what they've made, and there's more time for the presenters to buzz about being witty, so I'm withholding judgement on Fielding and Toksvig.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:52, archived)

yeah that's a fair point
so far so good though
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:58, archived)

Agreed.
And some great looking showstoppers, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:05, archived)

ridiculous considering it's the first week!

( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:05, archived)

ackshally, not sure about this advert nonsense

( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:07, archived)

Yeah, taking a break before revealing the evictee is shit.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:26, archived)

lies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:10, archived)

I couldn't give a shit.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:12, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:36, archived)

Hey now,
Is the aaardvark greeting gen still up anywhere I wonder.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)

^{BbbbbbzzZzzZz}_{bbbBbZzzzzZZzZZz}BBbBBBBZZzZZZzZzZZlolOLOLOlOLoLOlol_{bBbBBBzzZZzZzZ}bBbbBBbZzZZzZzbBBBbZZzZZZzzZzZ^{LolOLolOloLOLO}LOLOLOlOL^olOLoLOLOLlOloloLOl_{bbBBBBzzZzzzz^LolOLoLOLOL}
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:06, archived)

Dunno about the others but I'm alright

( mongychops, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:37, archived)

Alright?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)

alright , alright?

( mongychops, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:59, archived)

Alright, cheers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)

Not bad, cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:39, archived)

Probable midlife crisis

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 20:55, archived)

Talk of cake brings them all out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)

i'm just fucking sick to death of all the cloying chuminess on here

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:05, archived)

Fuck off

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:10, archived)

What a cunt eh

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:11, archived)

shove it down your japs eye

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:19, archived)

Up, surely?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:43, archived)

Depends how aroused you are

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:46, archived)

*glomps*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:26, archived)

David Krueger y/n

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 21:50, archived)

gosh, where to start

( vladimir, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:18, archived)

I eat loads of toast when i got in and now I don't really want my tea, but know I should have it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:26, archived)

is it going to be toast?
I bet it is, you're going to have toast for tea aren't you.
( vladimir, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:26, archived)

Chana Masala ACKSHUALLY
I only have toast for tea when I'm monged.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:50, archived)

alright "des'ree"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:40, archived)

no. look at me.

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:46, archived)

Turn down those candles a bit and I might, Mr Lighthouse.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:48, archived)

don't try to change me, baby

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:58, archived)

make me a more complete woman

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:48, archived)

onboard him

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:49, archived)

oh, I'll onboard everyone before the day is out, you wait and see

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:50, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive on is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of onboarders. Besides, even if you would, it probably wouldn't.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

is onboarding inherently sexual then?
if so, I've been doing it all wrong
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)

I bet she would!

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:01, archived)

no question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:14, archived)

*staples a fanny on you*

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:58, archived)

+and it's gonna take tiii-iiime!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:12, archived)

Is this a George Harrison thing?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)

GH?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:21, archived)

nice contents
:D
( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:49, archived)

oh no

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:59, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:50, archived)

alright
i haven't seen the new r&m yet. is it good?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:59, archived)

Yeah it's alright, on dailymotion

( mongychops, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

^the hero this board deserves

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:53, archived)

to the lithmobile!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:00, archived)

Lith is a German town with three gold dildos on its flag
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lith#/media/File:Coat_of_arms_of_Lith.svg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:04, archived)

cool

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

scorchio

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

blah blah chris waddle

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)

Know what you see
You see a bad mother
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

i am the worst mother

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)

^ Rose West

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:44, archived)

really though I do think Medea takes the cake here

( vladimir, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:19, archived)

nowait, found a contender, I nominate Procne as an even worser mother than that

( vladimir, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:25, archived)

geri was always my favourite spice girl

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)

cum guzzling whores
the lot of them
( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:00, archived)

I bet geri was the best at cum guzzling though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)

can confirm

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)

i dunno if i had a favourite

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:04, archived)

it's not too late to decide

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

who's the least terrible these days? probably emma, right?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)

ooh, look who's on first name terms!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)

she's quite the deep thinker
www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/e/emma_bunton.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:18, archived)

wow
I never realised she had so many layers
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)

mel b was always the best

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:20, archived)

b smith
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:42, archived)

she had those scary 90s eyebrows tho
scdailymakeover.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/geri-halliwell-hair-makeup.jpg?w=610&h=915
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

she was the embodiment of girl power m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)

and she had the biggest tits
don't forget that
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:14, archived)

I bet scary had the hairiest muff

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)

defo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)

I heard it's got teeth in it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)

What's wrong with you people

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

vagina dentata, m8
vagina dentata
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:21, archived)

she did the song from the lion king?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:25, archived)

*nods*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

In the jungle, the rubyfruit jungle

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)

I'll never forget that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

or forgive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

FUCK YEAH!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

^the right attitude

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)

Happy candles modolith
May your Dark Souls runs be frame perfect and deathless this day
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 15:46, archived)

never played it as i reckon i'd hate it
thanks though
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 17:37, archived)

14 years you sad fuck
alt - happy b3taday!
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 16:03, archived)

ikr

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 17:42, archived)

FUCKING CANDLES YEAH
alright
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 16:03, archived)

whatever happened to the broadsword generator?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 17:43, archived)

Wot?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 19:01, archived)

Incendio!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 16:12, archived)

is that some sort of bent wizard shit?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 17:45, archived)

many happy returns Manolith
with best wishes and congratulations on your special day
( vladimir, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 22:17, archived)

I touch my pee pee

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)

^taking one for the team

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:25, archived)

^clickin dis

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:25, archived)

Shove your pee pee right up your cock

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:35, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt
And I don't say to that just anyone, you know
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:36, archived)

Also, replying to Grrrmachine's thread
on Water
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:36, archived)

I'm writing an onboarding guide. I hate the word onboarding but now it's seared into my brain
What word do you hate? Inb4 higgledypiggledy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:19, archived)

Hitler

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:22, archived)

Onboarding is a cunts term yes.
Why not say 'induction' or something.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:22, archived)

Also, isn't the 'on' superflous?
It's just boarding. You board a boat or plane don't you?

I fucking hate business twats who bastardise our language like this.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)

What is onboarding?
I hate all the words of God. Arrogant prick. As a level 7 atheist it gets me quite upset.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:22, archived)

onboarding is a sexual practice invented by the Illuminati

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:24, archived)

funbeleivabubble

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:24, archived)

I missed you

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:25, archived)

that feeling is unrequited

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 14:29, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:03, archived)

What a big load of old wank.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:09, archived)

you are, but you're still beautiful on the inside

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:18, archived)

Ohai

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:24, archived)

Nuku i mua
Te manulele e tataki e
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

that seems to be a Polynesian language?
Maori even.
lest my morning eyes mistake me.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)

It's from Moana, apparently.
So sez Google.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)

Morning mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:39, archived)

alright WP

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:52, archived)

I finally got round to stripping those forks for the bits I wanted.
The bloody lunatic had taken fork "oil" literally as they were full of engine oil.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)

jesus, I had no idea
although if they're proper communist era parts then you're lucky they weren't full of vegetable oil.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:00, archived)

It's alright, I'll send you the bill for getting the oil off my patio

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:02, archived)

if you spill your fluid on the ground that's your problem m8
and jesus won't be too happy with you either
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:06, archived)

Mornink.
Tight black jeans might look snazzy in the office but they're a poor companion for cycling.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:13, archived)

can you fry an egg on your chafed thighs?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:25, archived)

I probably could, but flipping them over would have the same effect as waxing so I'd rather not.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)

I can't be bothered.
Some dickhead Haas scheduled a meeting at 9am.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)

I'm about to go to Mordor for some office meetings
someone else can finish off this thread
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:25, archived)

One does not simply walk out of a morning thread.
Haha, like that meme!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)

I used to do morning threads
but I took a chevron to the knee
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)

hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)

happy Municipal Police's Day

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)

No.

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:11, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:21, archived)

Woken up covered in bites this morning

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:21, archived)

First time staying at Hotel Transylvania?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:32, archived)

Bleugh!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:40, archived)

you just tasted so good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:45, archived)

salty, right?
I was going for salty
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:51, archived)

you got it just right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:53, archived)

Found my next Amazon purchase.
Timeless.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 9:45, archived)

Yo baby yo baby yo

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 29 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)

So, how's your bank holiday going?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 17:36, archived)

Ironically I had about fifteen minutes' work to do in the entire day
but was still stuck at my desk all the time like a muppet. Going to fire up the barbecue now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 17:44, archived)

I got flirted with outrageously by a lesbian
it was very confusing
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 17:57, archived)

^ Dude looks like a lady

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 18:06, archived)

When it happens to her she probably hates it, and she chose to pick on you, what a bitch

( mongychops, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 18:18, archived)

I would like to have someone do a news coverage for me. The issues of inceldom and female hypergamy need to be revealed to the masses. And if I don't get a girlfriend after that, I will go on a hunger strike. I will livestream my strike until a girl gives me the relationship I need. Surely the government has to step in right? Will they provide me a companion or what?

Gandhi did the hunger strikes and they were effective so why can't incels? Especially with modern tech, the news would spread faster. People from all over the world would be tuning in our live streams and maybe there's someone out there that would be willing to love and be intimate with us.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 18:28, archived)

Not bad
Nice walk round the beach and marina and now I'm having a relaxing night with a hot shower and wine and then watching Going In Style
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 18:52, archived)

It's not a holiday here you insensitive prick!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 19:29, archived)

http://b3ta.com/talk/8110296
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 22:05, archived)

It's not one. So not.
'Memorial Day' is next Monday apparently, I still don't understand any of it, 18 years I've been here.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 22:50, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:20, archived)

Morning grrr gonna be a hot one today

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:31, archived)

the weather
or your loins?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:43, archived)

Oh, I haven't checked the weather yet

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)

alright 'b3ta'

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:33, archived)

the collective recognises your existence

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:43, archived)

I HATE THE POOFS!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:44, archived)

then what do you put your feet on when you're on the sofa?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 7:53, archived)

Grüezi mitenand!
It is indeed supposed to be a belter today. Not showing much sign of it yet tho'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 8:00, archived)

Belter in The Expanse sense?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 8:05, archived)

Haven't seen that soz.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 8:10, archived)

First series is good
second series is all over the place
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 8:14, archived)

When was the last time you measured your dick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:03, archived)

this sounds like an infomercial

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:07, archived)

When was the last time you checked your stock of question marks.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)

well this is a poor turnout

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:32, archived)

Bank holibobs innit

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)

So that's why it's so quiet.
No work to do and barely anyone here. I should be on a park bench in the sunshine, dangit.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:35, archived)

well no-one told me
here I am at work like a dickhead
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:58, archived)

Bone idle sassenachs

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:25, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:36, archived)

alright SM2

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 9:58, archived)

Just booked for farmageddon

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 10:49, archived)

the only thing more terrifying is their web design

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:14, archived)

"Q: Do you have restrooms available?"
No, you should shit in your trousers like a baby and then carry it around for the rest of the day
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:32, archived)

WANK holiday more like!
Morning
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)

is it possible to be overwanked?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:15, archived)

the front fell off

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:22, archived)

wank outside the environment

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 11:26, archived)

I tell you hwhat, it's as hot as broadsword's loins out there now.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:13, archived)

I miss "hwat" and "hwich" and "hwere" pronunciations.
might be from living in Poland too long though; that's a Polish accent feature.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)

Sorry, are you saying that they are sounds found in Polish or that they're not?
It's been twelve years since I last heard Polish spoken on a daily basis.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)

They're sounds that English used to have a while back and seems to have lost
yet Poles still pronounce them when speaking English because of sounds that are present in Polish (they have two types of "h", basically).

Always reminds me of the first word in Beowulf when I hear it done.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:35, archived)

Aha, I get it.
If you want to hear them again in English, just binge-watch King of the Hill for a couple of nights.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:37, archived)

Oh yeah, that Portal 2 video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvhjczPD1DA
Warning: contains Yahtzee who I know many of you despise
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:23, archived)

Thanks, that made for an entertaining five minutes.
To his credit, he's very open about exactly what he wants from a game, so from that moment on it's obvious that Portal 2 was never going to be a transcendental experience for him. I've never played the co-op version of the game, since games are one of the many things I do in order to get away from people, but I do agree that the downloadable community levels have done a huge amount to extend the appeal and the collectable hats and whatnot have done nothing.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 12:34, archived)

Wow thats an old one, I quite like Yahtzee

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 13:00, archived)

What about the footy eh?
eh?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:02, archived)

Wenger out
lol
( $$ ✅, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:14, archived)

Arsenal's season has already come down to this: Win the Europa League.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:23, archived)

+s
e a
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 19:39, archived)

I wish

( $$ ✅, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 19:46, archived)

Alright 'Skee-Lo'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 19:55, archived)

What about it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:27, archived)

Arsenal got thrashed by Liverpool
So, what's for dinner Windy?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:30, archived)

I don't know to be honest

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:18, archived)

City whooped Carlisle.
Result.
( C, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:48, archived)

It's shit.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:02, archived)

I once turned up to work naked and then all my teeth fell out.
It was my dream job.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:05, archived)

Arf.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:19, archived)

Bit Partridge.
"See the match last night?"
"Which one?"
"...dunno..."
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:19, archived)

I dunno, I just think it would be more entertaining
if each player started with a football-sized potato grown under competition rules (no chemical fertilisers or GM additives) and had to dribble that potato around the field until it started to break down structurally. Then the referee should give a signal and a large cauldron should be set down on the halfway line, in which all the potatoes would be boiled until tender. The respective goalies would be in charge of tending a charcoal-fired oven under a hotplate for melting the cheese, and when the players had eaten their fill of boiled potatoes topped with melted cheese in true Swiss style, and drunk their fill of schnapps, they should take turns hitting each other over the head with fluorescent light bulbs and singing half-remembered songs from the terraces of their youth.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)

tl;dr
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 22:19, archived)

tl:dr nothing is simultaneously quite so popular and quite so boring as football.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 22:31, archived)

Oh man I hope we won!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 21:12, archived)

*Insert IT crowd reference here*

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 21:13, archived)

Christ, that was shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 21:16, archived)

I've never watched it but I can sort of tell it's shit just from how it looks in still images.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 22:19, archived)

The only good bit was Chris Morris and then he wrote himself out

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 23:41, archived)

Top kek

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 21:25, archived)

Monkey tits

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 23:39, archived)

So anyway
What's this place like now then?
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)

only scum like me left, sry

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 12:50, archived)

A buzzing family forum community
Where mods are free to abuse their power
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)

unwelcoming
now fuck off
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)

grey stripes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)

food, cars, vinyl and shitting on dog's tits
with occasional squarting
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:00, archived)

fb's on the blink
so there might be a few refugees showing up
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)

what's squarting?

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)

i'm not entirely sure
i don't partake myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

haha fairy snuff :)

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)

Look who's squatting.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:41, archived)

squatters?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:57, archived)

Turns out "squarting" isn't a real word.
Who knew?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:55, archived)

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
And Pokémon Go players.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:36, archived)

scum and villainy.
And
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:57, archived)

It's still like this.
/board has really improved though, a lot of the stupidity and vulgarity has finally gone and in its place there's lots of stuff about superheroes and space movies, and astute cutting-edge political comment. It's basically a wonderful safe space for slightly left-leaning comic book and space movie fans. I highly recommend it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7833380
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:20, archived)

Tasteful tributes please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 17:12, archived)

Okay, it's NewsThump and for cunts

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 17:52, archived)

I'm glad they got rid of the jokes

( mongychops, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:32, archived)

The distended anus of a splatterwank hucow.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:31, archived)

Cheers
b3ta.com/talk/7752390
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:33, archived)

Cheers

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:52, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 19:25, archived)

alright

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:02, archived)

Fuck a fucking fuck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:09, archived)

Still the same old peurile digital arts community,
only without the arts, in this case.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:21, archived)

DIGITAL FARTS COMMUNITY MORE LIKE!!!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:24, archived)

EL OH EL!!!!!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 20:19, archived)

It's like now then what it was like then now except then there was a now and now there's just a then.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 19:06, archived)

Shove this place up your cock

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 19:17, archived)

He probably would, fucking orange sexpest

( mongychops, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 19:21, archived)

bumholes

( $$ ✅, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 19:25, archived)

well i like it!

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 20:10, archived)

Whats the best nationality

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:47, archived)

black

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:50, archived)

Suriname

( $$ ✅, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)

East Timorese

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Aug 2017, 9:28, archived)

Bongo Bongoese

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 9:29, archived)

They're all a bit shit

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 9:29, archived)

What about best korea?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 11:14, archived)

The one without the crazy in charge

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

the human cetipede

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:18, archived)

Are we led the cetipede off the road

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)

muslim

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:52, archived)

Pitcairners are basically government-approved rapists

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:55, archived)

some of them I assume are good people

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)

ambiguous

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 11:14, archived)

southern baptist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)

Kenyan (Canny-un)

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 21:28, archived)

Moon-Nazi.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 Aug 2017, 1:35, archived)

This morning's Premier Inn breakfast is not up to the standard I've come to expect.
Morning, bthreeta.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:00, archived)

More of a Championship Inn breakfast, then?
Also: morning!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:39, archived)

shit on it

( $$ ✅, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 8:54, archived)

Would you rather drink a gallon of wee or eat an ounce of poo?
Asking for a friend.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 19:59, archived)

no I wouldn't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:25, archived)

what's the payoff?

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:27, archived)

poo comes out of your helmit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:29, archived)

tempting
i think an ounce of poo then, yum
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:31, archived)

I don't think an ounce of poo would be that much
I'm sure you could easily manage that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:35, archived)

just another friday night if i'm being perfectly honest with you

( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:36, archived)

I'd prefer if you lied

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)

ok fine, I don't eat poo on fridays
yuck, poo :(
( sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)

Wee and poo are their own reward.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:44, archived)

something something the wannadies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:50, archived)

I've managed to get around the not smoking thing by just putting a little bit in a pipe instead of putting it in a joint
I don't think that counts
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:44, archived)

More doctors smoke "Camels" than any other cigarette

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:05, archived)

Craven "A" will not affect your throat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:30, archived)

A John
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:37, archived)

Get one of these.
www.dynavap.com/dynashop/vaporizers/special-products/the-m/the-m
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 22:02, archived)

I'll just have what's leftover

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:04, archived)

Just clocked they're showing 1961's Victim at the cinema over the weekend.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)

Buffets make me anxious

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)

I'll have what SHE'S having
lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 22:17, archived)

please may I have a gallon of tea and an ounce of choux pastry instead please

( vladimir, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:04, archived)

I'm in Glastonbury.
It's full of hippies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 19:52, archived)

I'm at Carfest
it's full of middle class families
( C, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 19:54, archived)

Those yummy mummies love a 7 seat MPV.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 19:56, archived)

Think I've seen that video on XHamster.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:00, archived)

Yeah, they're cunts
Paul Heaton's alright though

EDIT: well, I say he's alright, but I'm posting here while he's performing...
( C, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 20:06, archived)

It's so close to td,fo time
What are you excited about?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)

cybering with $$

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:28, archived)

you'll do the whole ASL spiel and pretend to be all hot and aroused
and he'll blindside you YOU WILL BE UPGRADED and it'll devolve into Dr Who fanfic
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:31, archived)

^ bloodninja

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:58, archived)

Going aht on the tahn tonight.
Excitement is on the cards.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:29, archived)

how much excitement?
from 1 to Bataclan
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)

A solid 4 would be good.
Decent music, good beer and lively conversation without any of the automatic weapon fire.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)

I'm home already.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)

are you looking forward to leaving it?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)

I'm staying in tonight.
We're playing at a biker festival in Derbyshire tomorrow so I'm having a rest day before tomorrow where I plan to get turbo wasted and tell some Harley Davidson owners that they suck dicks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:37, archived)

home a massive fucking ginger bender
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:37, archived)

The next terror attack

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:42, archived)

the death of Henry Kissinger

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:45, archived)

cybering with tangles

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:45, archived)

a fucking monkey's tits

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:47, archived)

My prick mate is at Spa watching the F1 this weekend
Didn't even bother to tell anyone because he wanted the bragging rights to himself, the cunt
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:51, archived)

sounds a bit bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

you, I mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

I think I'm going to go to the nice beer shop on the way home

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:54, archived)

bit haram

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)

I'm going there to firebomb it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)

Baselworld 2018

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:00, archived)

going to the skate park after work
because
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:01, archived)

he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:15, archived)

poor manolith :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)

it's ok. she had a pretty face but her head was up in space

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

i can probably find the avril nudes if anyone wants to see her sucking a cock

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)

what him out of nickleback's cock? eew

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)

like, u kno, fo sho

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:27, archived)

i dunno, i just remember she was in the fappening, the cloud blocks me from looking tho, someone could confirm
www.thefappening.sexy should still work
( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

The booze in my fridge
And a peaceful night playing ocarina of time
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:08, archived)

Seeing Logan Lucky tonight
Love a good Soderbergh movie
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhTeFhp9NI
( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)

he looks a bit like MEATSNAKE poster there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:30, archived)

The weekend, obvs
Avoiding Manc city centre though as it will be feral.
Football, boxing, pride?! Full of pissed up morons.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:33, archived)

fucking fuck ALL

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:37, archived)

4 months till christmas?

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:42, archived)

121 days apparently

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:44, archived)

122 sleeps

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)

I was just going by it being the 25th today

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)

I lose track of days
let alone dates
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:49, archived)

the only day you need to remember is Yom Kippur
Friday, 29 September
( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:22, archived)

I don't eat fish

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:24, archived)

there's a chicken option

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:31, archived)

NOM Kipper, I calls it!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:28, archived)

sacrilege

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:31, archived)

three day weekend

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 18:04, archived)

I get floating holidays so not for me.
Was off last thursday to this wednesday though so swings and roundabouts.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 18:11, archived)

Sounds nice.
do anything fun?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 18:14, archived)

Ffs he just said he was on the swings and roundabout

( mongychops, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 18:42, archived)

Yeah, saw a load of stuff at Edinburgh festival.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 19:53, archived)