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lol

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 21:48, archived)
you betcha

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 21:54, archived)
It's a laugh innit

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 22:08, archived)
big jobs

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 22:09, archived)
BIG KNOBS, MORE LIKE!!!!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 22:43, archived)
i no rite

(, Tue 26 Sep 2017, 1:37, archived)

I'm sure this must have already been covered, but even if he WAS correct; who the cocking fuckpricks gets pissing well offended by a fucking drawing of a cunting building?!
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:22, archived)
What's that then?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:40, archived)
It's about you being a fucking spaz, no offence

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:46, archived)
Oh, nice way to get a conversation going.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:54, archived)
I put no effort in to my posts and have a flippant attitude toward a puerile forum populated by an assortment of sad wankers.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:57, archived)
So there.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 19:58, archived)
I was only asking what you're jabbering on about

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:17, archived)
It's just some classic beeter bants!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:28, archived)
Me.
I'm outraged, m8.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:19, archived)
'Who the fucking cockpricks'

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:20, archived)
I blame the flautists.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:25, archived)
I blame the autists

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:27, archived)
+It's 8.40pm!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:40, archived)
I have no idea what you're on about.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
Ur face m8
Also, songs: Ohia y/n
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
not heard them.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:31, archived)
Aye, put The Lioness on. Reckon you'll like it.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:32, archived)
I'll give it a go.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:33, archived)
If we humour him, maybe he'll calm down?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
prolly muslims and autisms

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:34, archived)
And Jews

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 20:35, archived)

www.traptoys.com/easy-he/
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 21:09, archived)
Slow down, /talk, I can't keep up with this breakneck pace.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:21, archived)
Might get my knob out
drum up some interest, you know
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
get a buzz going
that's what they say, isn't it?
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
Will it attract flies?
t attract flies?
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)
90s rap chat didn't exactly set the board alight, did it?
Maybe we should have a discussion about the respective sincerities of theological expression in the music of Thomas Tallis and Orlando Gibbons.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:29, archived)
or I could just get my knoblet out

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)
'Knoblet' sounds like a processed chicken speciality.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
cock au vin

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
Faggots and gravy

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:50, archived)
rap is fucking shit for people who can't actually sing but like to throw their hands about like cunts

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:03, archived)
oh boy...

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
i fucking hate rap

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
Then I strongly recommend not listening to it

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:11, archived)
i don't
i prefer rock/metal
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:12, archived)
My dad calls it "crap"!
You can have that one for free.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)
i've already got a dad
but thanks anyway
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:20, archived)
Just imagine the wacky comedy hijinks that would ensue if you had two!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:23, archived)
i can just see the title
"the two miserable cunts"
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:27, archived)
Chuck Lore phones lawyers.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
as a hobby?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
^ This.
But we have to watch what we say around here in case we hurt Richard McBeef's feelings.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
he has every right to like it
but i'd rather jam a squirrel in each ear
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)
No.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)
a simple denial is no argument

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
Plenty of things can get me riled up for a good online argument,
but music isn't really one.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
fair enough

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
I am delivering a class from home
How very 21st century
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)
<s>perving over
+of 7 year olds
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)
Archived.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
I'm still waiting for the lawsuit

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
lol

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:58, archived)
yeah soz lol

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
throw some coffee down yer neck

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
sho me ur peanus plz

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 14:58, archived)
good grief

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:00, archived)
I tell you what, you don't often hear the name Mable these days do you?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:11, archived)
Mable seems like one that might come back, though
When I was a kid, the idea of a child being called George or Alf was quite comical. Now they're fucking everywhere.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:12, archived)
Can confirm, know two Alf's

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:18, archived)
Not since my aunt Mable died no

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:18, archived)
I remember a kid's TV programme about a fat waitress called Mabel Wobble,
but Google game me this.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:19, archived)
mable syrup

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)
Don't think they shorten it anymore
So they just get called Mablelicious
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
mable she's born with it or mable it's mabelline

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
The mrs chose to watch The History of the World - Part 1 last night with me
That is a very silly film.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
I watched the M*A*S*H film last night.
It was alright. I was going to watch Nashville but at 2 hours and 40 minutes I'd have been up past my bedtime.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
I think M*A*S*H was better as a TV series.
Bonus controversial opinion: Catch 22 was rubbish, both as a book and a film.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
No, the book is brilliant
The film was shit. It kind of is an unfilmable book because of the repetitive structure.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
Fair enough.
I didn't like it. Yossarian was a prick.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
In a M*A*S*H type scenario I imagine you'd be Frank Burns.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
Seems fair.
I wouldn't turn down Major Houlihan.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)
I was going to ask 'film' or loretta swift but it doesn't really matter does it?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 17:23, archived)
Yeah I never bothered with the film because having read the book I knew it wouldn't do it justice.
See also: Slaughterhouse Five.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
Great book, taped the film off TV, but never bothered watching it.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
I think you might be right.
It's tough though; Sutherland and Gould were great, but then so was Alan Alda.

I guess the film is almost like several episodes stitched together.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)
Pretty much.
In defense of the film, it did have the decency to not outlast the actual war.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)
It's also probably better than if the tv series M*A*S*H was conceived first and then they decided to make a film.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:32, archived)
It's anyways best when an already exhausted premise is stretched out for a further 2 hours of screentime.
Serenity gets a pass here, obviously.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:37, archived)

r m n e
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:57, archived)
For sure.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
M*A*S*H is a pretty decent film
Nashville does indeed sound very long
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:36, archived)
It's highly regarded though, so I will watch it at some point.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:25, archived)
I'm still waiting for Part 2.
"Jews in Space" looked well lol.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
"It's good to be the king"

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:34, archived)
^ looks like the pissboy

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:38, archived)
oh yeah, I forgot
On Saturday, I ate so many jalapenos, it gave me fucking diarrhoea.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:43, archived)
So one then

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
It was almost a whole jar

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)

r lapeno
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)
Diarrhea Diarrhea
It comes out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:59, archived)
Can't believe I missed music chat , if foood chat breaks out somebody text me

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:11, archived)
What do you suppose spanishfly means by 'delivered a class'?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
He's a crack dealer.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)
oh ok, yeah, that makes sense

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)
web cam wank

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkMUMroTcTg
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)


(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:50, archived)
how bout dat

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:51, archived)
Well that's proved how good rap music can really be

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 16:54, archived)

Morning
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 7:48, archived)
Alright wankchops

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 7:52, archived)
good morning

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:04, archived)
And a fine, balmy morning it is too.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:06, archived)
Morning WP!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:26, archived)
only three months til christmas!!!!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:48, archived)
yes!

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:50, archived)
I'm just giving everyone vouchers this year

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:08, archived)
This is good news

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:03, archived)
a time to rejoice in the good that we see

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:09, archived)
Hi.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:49, archived)
Bonjour tout le monde

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:18, archived)
Ouh là là.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:19, archived)
I know, sexy, right?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:26, archived)
My beret's about to give off steam, I can tell you.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:27, archived)
cheers

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:19, archived)
cheers

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:21, archived)
Cheers

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:53, archived)
I was quite tempted to sell up and move to France when I was there in the summer

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:38, archived)
I considered it a few years back
We found a 4 bed cottage, with an orchard, stables, a workshop...beautiful place, and about half the value of my house here.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:43, archived)
Noice.
Was it in the middle of nowhere, though?
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:45, archived)
oh, of course
But that suits me fine
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:46, archived)
Mmmh.
A friend of a friend bought a farmstead in Creuse for tuppence ha'penny and now spends his weekends learning to be a blacksmith.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:48, archived)
man, I'd love that

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:49, archived)
the place I was looking at was in Creuse

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
I think Creuse has the cheapest property in France.
Plus you've basically got the place to yourself as hardly anyone lives there.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)
apart from hundreds of ex-pat brits enjoying the rural isolation

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:15, archived)
the downside being it was in rural France with no opportunities to work to fund my lavish lifestyle
although if I could write a bestselling book whilst living off the difference from the sale of my house here ...
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:48, archived)
I could just as easily do my current job from France
Assuming they had a decent internet connection, obvs
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:50, archived)
oh sure so could I
but that doesn't mean they'd let me
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:59, archived)
Well, there is that

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:00, archived)
"A Year In Provence" was quite an enjoyable read.
"A Year In The Merde" was shit.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
+pizza oven

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:48, archived)
Nah
I'd set fire to the stable, and cook off that
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:50, archived)
You could probably claim a portion of that £350m p/w that they have off us.
#takebackcontrol
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:44, archived)
Apparenty one of my friends posted on facebook
that once we leave the EU, we'll have enough money to give everyone in the country a million quid each. After a few people asked him how this was possible, he deleted it. Might have been trolling, but I'm not convinced he's smart enough.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:48, archived)
"Anonymous" want to make everyone rich by wiping out all debt, apparently.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:54, archived)
Based on what I've seen on Mr Robot, the sudden eradication of all debt might have some unwanted consequences.
Hopefully they'll have it all sorted out by the end of series 2, and then I can go back to thinking that it might be a good idea.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:05, archived)
I didn't bother with that beyond series 1
It's probably more enjoyable if you haven't already seen Fight Club.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
I'm enjoying it.
Fight Club is hardly the only story to use the "split personality" twist, so I think it's still fair game. Excellent performances, too.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:14, archived)
No, but combine that with the 'anonymous/project mayhem' thing
and it's basically the same story. Except not quite as good.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)
I gave up after series 1 as well

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 11:01, archived)
I'm no banker but I fear that might destabilise the pound

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:57, archived)
You're friends with Boris Johnson?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
Was offered by an extended family member this weekend a "Debit card shield to stop scammers stealing your card details from your pocket"
When asked where she saw this to buy this, Facebook.

Facebook, where mugs are mugged.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)


(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
I keep seeing adverts for cut price SD cards and balisongs.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:20, archived)
Way to find out you are in the C2DE bracket :(

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:36, archived)
Facebook also thinks I'm a fat, lonely virgin.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:44, archived)
Morning bollocks
it's 10:07
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)
An extended family member's wife this weekend shook down various people to buy her husband a set of Bose headphones for his birthday
I know for a fact his love of music extends to the best of Oasis, and that they will probably be used to listen to calming music and whale noises instead of vinyl and Super Audio recordings.

The rage about this is still burning in me 2 days later.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:12, archived)
^ upset

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
Charles Bradley's death this weekend hasn't helped tbh
:(
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:23, archived)
I'm going to listen to a low fidelity mp3 of his music, through a pair of cheap ear buds.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
The bloke next to me on the tram this morning was listening to loud tinny R'n'B on his phone,
so I turned to ask him if he could, maybe, you know, wear headphones to listen to his music in public. Then I saw that he was wearing headphones.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)
Remeber when R&B was Rhythm &, Blues, eh?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:52, archived)
Yep. I still think it's a bit baffling how they just took a musical genre and decided it was going to mean something else from now on.
If I brought out a record featuring the sound of a dozen chainsaws, a flock of chickens and Gregorian monks singing in Arabic, and I called it a country song, would the record shops list it as such?
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 11:06, archived)
Remeber remeber the fifth of Noveber

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)
Ain't
It a sin
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:30, archived)
He was great, although I'll confess my ignorance of the man up until he had a cameo in an episode of Luke Cage.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:33, archived)
What's wrong with listening to what you want on nice equipment?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
Sub <£150 lesser brand equipment is fine for that
£350+ headphones to listen to whales fucking. Not even marine biologists would spunk cash like that
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)
Piggo

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 10:16, archived)
Good morning, fellow cyberspazzes

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 7:45, archived)
ready for Germany to start World War III as well?
right-wing parties all over Europe fucking shit wank paedo cunts die murder kill

alt:
rip everyone that dies every second on Earth
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 18:24, archived)
the cash machine down the road
has the words "Earth is flat" scrawled on it

everything has gone a bit weird, hasn't it
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 18:31, archived)
in a different universe I would think you must be living in a dumb-as-fuck neighbourhood
but in this universe we seem to be living on a dumb-as-fuck planet
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 18:35, archived)
A few years ago a cash machine around the corner from my mums
Decided to spew its contents onto the street.

In the local rag the week later there was a very serious appeal for everyone that found money to return it.

The week later £0 had been returned to the bank.

I think there is something for us all to learn from this tale.
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:26, archived)
What are you on about?

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:18, archived)
No one really knows
We just accept it now
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:25, archived)
That'll be five credits for multiple violations of the beeter morality statute

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:21, archived)
duck fuck

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:28, archived)
penis

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:28, archived)
ballbrain

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:28, archived)
not sure

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 19:28, archived)
Dribble

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:27, archived)
$$

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:46, archived)
lol

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:47, archived)
I am sure in Demolition Man it was "Murder, Death, Kill"

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 20:25, archived)
Hi gay's!
I saw It last night. Dozerscore: 6 out of 10.
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 21:53, archived)
Prick

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 22:47, archived)
Paedo.

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 23:13, archived)
That's libellous.
You might want to rethink that post.
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 23:50, archived)
He's a fucking prick
I have already started legal action.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 0:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1356108
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 0:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 0:07, archived)
That's not really something I wanted in my browser history, tbh

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 0:09, archived)

http://kimberleynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/e1499935467124.jpg
(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 0:06, archived)
BedKNOBS & BroomsDICKS
Hahaha get it?
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:16, archived)
I guess nobody gets it

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
I get as much as I want and I drive a fast car

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
Alright 'Tracy Chapman'

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 16:38, archived)
don't antagonise him
he's got a plan to get us out of here
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 16:51, archived)
Across the Lines, no doubt.

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 17:02, archived)
under the bridge

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 17:03, archived)
chasin that sunset

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 17:07, archived)
or a troll

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 17:08, archived)
what's that got to do with my knob?

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
Dunno what they soz

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:56, archived)
/talk should have a best-comment-of-the-day-section on the fp for gold like this

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 16:00, archived)
Oh, I most certainly do.

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 16:15, archived)
Quality fuck-up from the evening Times here.
www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15554371.amp/
(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)
Bunch of cockwombles

(, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 14:58, archived)
T3h trouser!!!!!
You incest springbok!!!!
(, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)
Charles Bradley has carked it :(

(, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 19:12, archived)
I'd not heard of him until I watched Luke Cage on Netflix.

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 7:52, archived)
jesus mary and the holy ghost

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 1:13, archived)
that's not quite how the holy trinity works, mr. h

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 2:07, archived)
$$

(, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
Wow hello

(, Mon 25 Sep 2017, 18:47, archived)
fuck you thread

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:35, archived)
morning

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:38, archived)
shit in my mouth

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)

𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:42, archived)
porksword, more like

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)

😂 Who wrote this? 😂

fuck you thread

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:17, archived)

fᵤcₖ yₒᵤ
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 22:20, archived)
h

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:24, archived)

😂 Who wrote this? 😂

h

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:46, archived)
Been out for bbq and beer, finishing the night with some acid.
Woo, massive drugs!

Ascorbic acid in a hot lemon drink, as I've got a cold coming on.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:36, archived)
Cheerz

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:46, archived)
penisgobbler

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 22:26, archived)
Alright, fannie's.
I've just been to see 'It'. It was crap.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 21:51, archived)
I read that it strays somewhat from the book

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 22:01, archived)
I read that bumholes

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 22:26, archived)

read that lick
lol
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 22:48, archived)
There's way too much upset in Richards rubbish thread of crap.
What's your plan for tonight? My dad just text to ask if I had any hash, so it could be a mellow evening.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:10, archived)
Train back from Edinburgh until about 9pm.
Mungo's Hifi are up so I might get mashed ace listen to some dub.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:14, archived)
How was Edinburgh?

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:24, archived)
So-so, only popped down for an interview. Went OK, but I'd have preferred the train to have not broken down and make me phone up and push it back.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:34, archived)
I blame Thatcher

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:38, archived)
I've looked at jobs there before, there are loads of wealth management jobs and a few large providers.
Are you in fintech?
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:44, archived)
Not at the moment. Not convinced I want to be though.
Seems a bit high pressure for something I've not much interest in.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:51, archived)
Fuck being interested in it, its massive right now. Huge money being spent.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:59, archived)
Chilling with my kittens and wanking to tranny porn, standard.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:16, archived)
Snoop Dogg's first draft still 'needs work'.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:17, archived)
Get fucked

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:22, archived)
No, you.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:24, archived)
Might boil some vegetables

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:23, archived)
"Investigation launched after home for special needs children filled with boiling water"

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:25, archived)
My dad never did any drugs,
although he did once admit to having been a glue sniffer.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:26, archived)
I think that counts as doing drugs

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:26, archived)
I do, too.
Doesn't stop him from having an "all drugs are bad" attitude.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:27, archived)
he might have been forgiven for developing an "all drugs are incredibly sticky" attitude really mightn't he

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:17, archived)
My mum accused me of that based on me being a spotty teenager and her smelling glue in my room.
I was glueing 2 bits of plastic together with poly cement at the time.

Joke's on her, I was regularly smoking soap bar.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:37, archived)
I never sniffed glue, bit I did enjoy a carrier bag of spray paint.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:38, archived)
Solvents give me a headache.
Fuck knows how they're supposed to be fun.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:41, archived)
you're supposed to stick models together with them

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:36, archived)
Dope on a rope?

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 18:40, archived)
going to the theatre
never done drugs with my dad
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:00, archived)
<s>tools</s> drugs
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25546
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:07, archived)
going around the town telling people the dangers of drugs

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:09, archived)
What are the danger?

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:19, archived)
shitting your pants

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:33, archived)
Your leg had grow

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 19:45, archived)
drinking

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 20:16, archived)
Mono's bumhole

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
Hi m8

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 15:49, archived)

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