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Hi
Post what you want. Open thread. Really just let it all out.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:52, archived)
Tits

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:56, archived)
Tits

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:56, archived)
I'm cream-crackered this arvo.
It's Friday night and I'm going to spend it sitting at home and trying not to fall asleep. I feel officially old.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:56, archived)
They're doing a one-off showing of the original Total Recall tonight. That's my friday sorted.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:57, archived)
Aw, man.
Who are 'they'? I'm definitely going to have a movie night if my energy levels hold out.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:05, archived)
Local cinema.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:19, archived)
I'm also a bit worn out,
But I wanna go out and see my good old dad so I'll make the effort.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
Im on the train, it's shit

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
Train cans?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
Nah not really appropriate

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
Have you ever taken a knee?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
+n arrow to the

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
Yes.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:12, archived)
fucken tits

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:17, archived)
Titten fückěn

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
WHY DOES THE FUCKING UMLAUT FUCKING WORK AND THE REST DOESN'T CR3 YOU PIECE OF SHIT

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)
gypsy curse probably

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
Those didicoy fucks

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
bampersand

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
Seems that Blade Runner 2049
Has been well received. So it isn't a fuck up, hurrah.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
I dunno. I've seen "critically acclaimed" dog shit before.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)
Got some faith
As Arrival was great film. Besides, internet people are contrary about everything
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:50, archived)
Ehhh, I'm going to reserve judgement until I've seen it.
Most of the critics hailed IT as a masterpiece as well and I thought it was fucking awful.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
IT would have been better
If Stranger Things wasn't a tv series, and horror genre movies in 2010's were actually any good. Quite frankly, life is scary a-fuckin'-nuff at the moment.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
Mmmmh.
Baskin's from 2015 and it was a corker. Not exactly mainstream, though.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:56, archived)
Can't take any of it seriously after Cabin In The Woods
Which is so good at destroying modern horror films. The last decent horror I saw in the cinema was The Descent.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:06, archived)
Ooh, now that one is quality.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
It Follows... Great film, with a cool 80's soundtrack.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
Not seen that one.
You did remind me of 2006's Them, though, and that had some luverly atmospheric moments.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:44, archived)
wanky wank wank

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
wank wank wanky wank

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
I got a nice big bottle of Drambuie and Makers Mark for my leaving pressie
Nice that...

and 4 cans of Gordons Gin, that Im currently going through
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
NO WHISKY CHAT THOUGH PLS

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
Dozer will be along in a minute to say something fucking stupid

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
I just got a free bottle of whisky called monkey twat or summat

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
Was it a bottle of Monkey Shoulder with a label saying "Congratulations, Twat!"?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:28, archived)
y

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:32, archived)
Was it a monkey with a bottle of whisky up its twat?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
Y

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:32, archived)
bit racist

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
Nah, I love monkeys

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)
but do they love you?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:40, archived)
dunt matter

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)
You can't just force yourself on them

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
You can if you have whisky.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:59, archived)
Not if they are Irish

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:49, archived)
In that case, you'll need some whiskey.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
no

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:09, archived)
Free from where?
Make sure they haven't scribbled out Jesus Juice
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)
British Airways
Apparently they miss me getting tested on their planes
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:56, archived)
That was meant to say twatted

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:57, archived)
lol AIDS

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:40, archived)
Prique

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
c'est chic

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
let it all out?
i'm not wearing spanx for fun, you know
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:06, archived)
The Stella in namco is always rough tasting, even a top didn't help

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
dirty pipes

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
I'm sure I will have, lol

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
The bud ain't much better, don't get it, place sells loads

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:07, archived)
that's a shame

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:25, archived)
Leaving now, can't stomach another

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:32, archived)
I am on a train in Birmingham
its GRIM.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:06, archived)
there's nothing really that I want to say though

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
make something up
edgy, wakki, bent, gender-neutral, seasonal or stupid fucking shit
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
er... woozle wuzzle?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:32, archived)
MODS1¹!!???!!¡
Oh I forgot we no longer have one
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
Yesss 6/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41433276
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:17, archived)
4

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)
5

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:19, archived)
5/7
Not as shabby as I was expecting.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:19, archived)
BRAVO 7/7

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
COR

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
Most of 'em were lucky guesses.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:30, archived)
^ terrorist sympathiser

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:25, archived)
Mezzo 4/7

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
"Mezzo" Your score: 4/7

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:24, archived)
5/7
Feel like a genius
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:28, archived)
5

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
600

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:55, archived)
44

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 13:07, archived)
It's 10:42
How are you?
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
Oh no.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
Oh yes.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:56, archived)
did u die?

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:51, archived)
I got the time wrong and feel bad.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
I don't think anyone noticed

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:07, archived)
run ragged m8

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:43, archived)
Spunking inappropriately it's 10:48!

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:48, archived)
Alright, got to go back to the hospital with my son at 3, ballache

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:49, archived)
His warranty must have expired by now.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:55, archived)
It's 11 o'clock!
You can suck on my cock!
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:01, archived)
Cold and hungry enough to be an extra in a Dickens dramatisation.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:04, archived)
lol, dick

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)
lol

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:16, archived)
lol

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:18, archived)
It's 11:56 and I'm surrounded by dicks

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 11:56, archived)
bit early for a bukkake party

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:06, archived)
Never too early for man milkshake
I'm told.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:07, archived)
gaying it hard

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 12:17, archived)
morning

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:08, archived)
Hiyo
Friyay greetings
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:23, archived)
GERMAN SHITMAGS!!!

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:40, archived)
I shall be enjoying some French oysters tonight.
yummy
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 7:58, archived)
French birds eh? Cor!

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:04, archived)
no m8. those are oiseaux
and yes, shit word for birds. but sexier
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:25, archived)
Alright Flat Eric

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:29, archived)
Hey. What's up?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:05, archived)
piss up a rope, fuckstick

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:10, archived)
:€

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:27, archived)
Chilli is up

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:23, archived)
My heckles

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:45, archived)
Nobody? Fishing here's shit now, although I did catch a Tories are nonces too earlier , *packs away fishing rackets and turns 360 away

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
You should have done a live from the lake
classic b3ta
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:26, archived)
hold on a sec

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:27, archived)
NYAAAAARRRRGH, IT'S 'HACKLES' YOU NINCOMPOOP
*cardiac arrest*
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)
he'ckles

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:01, archived)
just about to have a shit

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:09, archived)
rate it

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8118937
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)
five star shit; would shit again

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:27, archived)
i guess you couldn't wait another minute

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:30, archived)
Reviewer lacks consistency in comments, please be more specific using the Bristol scale.

(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 0:11, archived)
the sky!! lol
nah. not much. you?
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)
Drinking a really awful pint.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 23:42, archived)
How do's, as people who speak strange dialects might say.
Friday is here, and not a moment too soon.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2017, 8:04, archived)
Office traditions and larking about in the workplace thread.
Besides starting threads on /talk, which other traditions are there when you're bored in the office. Anyone ever played lolwakki office basketball with scrumpled-up paper or rowed down the corridor between cubicles in a line of office chairs?

Alt: most surprising thing you've ever caught a coworker doing.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:13, archived)
Go to work. Be a jerk.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:14, archived)
4. Profit.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
Well I don't know about you, but I'm feeling much more positive about brexit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFceZ0hAAds
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:50, archived)
why, have you suddenly moved to a tax haven?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:51, archived)
I've fond memories of elastic band battles in my first office,
but such overt shenanigans seem to be frowned upon these days.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:16, archived)
It's political correctness gone mad, I tell you.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
No mate, I don't work with wakki pricks

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:17, archived)
I've never worked with any of those wakki pricks either.
I did get into a battle with a mate of mine where we lobbed little foam globes with the company's logo on them at each other as hard as we could, but we were both roaring drunk at the time.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
Would wakki pricks be worse than the people you *do* work with?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
Yes
But only just
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)
darts with two hats

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:21, archived)
double tops, m8
double tops ftw
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
I see more humanity in a half-hour visit to a clients than i do in a year in my own office.
I've played excel battleships with a mate before.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:27, archived)
Just ask to work on secondment in your client's office.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)
Can't say I have m8
Alt: productive work
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:29, archived)
Alt Alt - the nightshift inspector who would record rants about the standard of works on his phone and upload them to the server.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
We mess about occasionally
Some of it might be considered wakki, but it's a 'you had to be there' type thing, probably.
This didn't happen to me, but a co-worker found another guy's porn stash once, in a folder, under some stuff in a drawer. On once occasion, he clocked the guy smuggling the folder into the lav.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:30, archived)
FFS, why didn't he just save it on his phone like everyone else?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:33, archived)
One of my mates used to work in a factory, he said there was a bloke who used to idly leaf through jazz mags while eating his sandwiches.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:37, archived)
I did once witness a skinhead in boots and braces
get on the Tube, sit down and start leafing through his freshly-bought copy of 'Boyz'.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)
There was always porn in building site canteens

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:42, archived)
When I started at the hospital, the bench I had been assigned was locked and no one had a key.
We cracked it open and found about 40 porn mags. All really grim readers wives and fat hairy girls stuff
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:40, archived)
lovely

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:47, archived)
When I worked on a weigbridge one of the drivers turned up in someone else's lorry.
He asked me who it was, I told him, then he said "that's fucking disgusting" and drove off showing me the centerfold, which was a right horror show of the fattest woman I've ever seen.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
easyJet are cashing in on ryanairs woes, less than 60 quid return to many places

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)
Good.
Ryanair are a bunch of cunts.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:39, archived)
Might pop to Iceland next may, 50 quid return

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:41, archived)
That's really cheap. I was about £300 when I went.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
Were you now?
*takes notes*
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:56, archived)
we have a nerf gun and some targets for when shit gets dull
alt: this
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:39, archived)
Ah yes, I'd forgotten that little episode.
How big was said item, anyway?
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:42, archived)
he didn't show me

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 16:01, archived)
Not only was there a palm reader at the Havant market the other day
but the coffee shop round the corner from me is offering tarot readings for £20 a pop. What's happening?
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)
The awakening

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:50, archived)
20 quid and you'll find out

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
good point

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
I'll tell you a load of bollocks for £15.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)
that's a good price, I won't lie

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:56, archived)
you can smell my bollocks for £12.50

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 16:02, archived)
Hahaha
www.imdb.com/title/tt5034266/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:00, archived)
Lol.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
smoke blunts and fuck bitches

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)
that's what I'm talking about

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
Used to have Viagra fights when I worked at a pharmaceutical packaging place
Nowt so fun nowadays
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:23, archived)
you mean like jousting?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
This is generating a flood of mildly disturbing mental images.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
^

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
well...
Today, me and the boss have been printing out racially stereotypical pictures that elude to various staff members, and sticking them up round the office, with witty slogans.

lol, members
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:53, archived)
You sound well busy.
Collusion by the boss as well; shocking.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 15:56, archived)
It's my penultimate day, I don't think either of us give a fuck.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 16:00, archived)
I'm bored. Sort it out.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)

Sort Wop
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)
Sort THIS out!
*points at crotch*
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)
Point that at me again and I'll rip it aff.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:06, archived)
A spaceman came travelling on his ship from afar, 'Twas light years of time since his mission did start
A light year is a measure of distance, not time. Basic stuff, Chris you wanker.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:08, archived)
he was taught astrophysics by han solo

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
So, right, how can the speed of light be considered a constant if it's affected by gravity?
Explain that, round earther's!!
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:59, archived)
I posed for Playboy when I was fifteen. AMA

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:16, archived)
I said it then and I'll say it now
I would
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
Maybe, but I probably wouldn't.
Haha, who am I kidding? I'm a total slut.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:24, archived)
There's a bit in The Time-Traveller's Wife
where he travels three weeks into the future as a fifteen-year-old and has sex with himself.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:28, archived)
You what?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:40, archived)
It's about a guy who travels through time without wanting to, as if he had a medical condition.
The direction and intervals are entirely random, and at one point, he is fifteen and travels forwards three weeks, where he takes the opportunity to experiment with himself.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:50, archived)
Gay

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:51, archived)
It's not gay if the only cock involved is yours.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:58, archived)
That's on my 'to read' list.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:52, archived)
I really enjoyed it.
It almost veers into excessive sappiness at times but never crosses the line.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:53, archived)
Yeah, heard good things.
I've got a fair bit of scifi to be getting on with:
i.imgur.com/W2x1iXg.png
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:01, archived)
The only other ones of those I've read are 'The Black Dahlia' and 'London Fields'.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
Where can I find the pics

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
B3ta content sought by beckiboo1234, who never elaborated what exactly they were after - in fact, they never posted again.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
I can't

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)

WAKKA
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
now I will cleanse the impure off the earth

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)
You're going to wipe some spunk off the desk?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:42, archived)
yeah

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:43, archived)
Needs more blade emojis.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
I'm afraid this is as good as it's ever going to get for you

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:28, archived)
sexually and mentally

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:52, archived)
financially and tropically

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:04, archived)
Might as well just get in grave.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
This thread's ran its course I reckon.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
I'm not an expert on threads but I suspect you might be right.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 14:10, archived)
So, do you think people will make a fuss about all the underage girls playboy used to photograph?
Or will his charity work and philanthropy see his legacy last with a positive light?

If you don't care about that, what do you care about?
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:06, archived)
Were they under age?
I've not heard that before
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
There were 16 and 17 year olds photographed nude,
And when it was pointed out it was rebranded as art. It popped up on reddit the other week and caused some real upset
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:11, archived)
I see
Lindsey Dawn McKenzie was 16 when she posed topless in the Sport. And if memory serves, her sister posed nude on her 16th birthday. Now THAT's creepy.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:12, archived)
Super creepy yeah.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:13, archived)
Think about the editors of the paper
and the thought process that led them to those decisions
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:15, archived)
They care only for sales.
So they studied their demographic and decided that the sort of people that they want to buy their papers, was people who wanted to ogle 16 year old girls.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)
Sure
what a grubby world we live in
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:19, archived)
then of course there was the daily star deciding that the sort of people that they want to buy their papers, were people who wanted to ogle 15 year old girls
alongside condemning Chris Morris for satirising the media's approach to paedophilia
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)
I remember that.
Complete moral vacuum.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:32, archived)
Wasn't there a countdown to her 16th birthday?
I remember someone telling me to lighten up when I pointed out it was a bit fucking out of order
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:35, archived)
There have been various websites devoted to underage celebrities
with a 'countdown until they're legal'.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:39, archived)
I think the original one was the Olson twins as TH mentions.
Then someone parodied it by doing the same for Emma Watson when she was still really young.

Time flies, eh?
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:54, archived)
Personally I preferred the "Is Thatcher Dead Yet?" website.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:13, archived)
There was a countdown website dedicated to the Olson twins
Interesting that pre-Savile, none of this was considered wrong. In the press, at least.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:40, archived)
he kind of ruined it by taking things too far

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:48, archived)
It was in his nature though, wasn't it!
He was larger-than-life
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:48, archived)
The Sun and that often took the photos when they were 15 to publish when they were 16.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:22, archived)
and lets not forget that one off X Factor who punched her mate in the mush.
She has to be young.
She got her tats out for the Sport.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:34, archived)
I care about you x

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:08, archived)
X

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:11, archived)
Daily Heil readers are probably frothing at the mouth as we speak.
I wasn't actually aware that PlayBoy used to photograph underage girls; presumably they weren't visibly underage. It'll probably stir up about the same amount of hoo-ha as Robert Mapplethorpe's whiptastic malarkey.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:09, archived)
Not being visibly underage isn't really an excuse

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:12, archived)
No, of course not, but it would explain how they got away with it and why I wasn't aware of it.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:13, archived)
You turned a blind eye to paedophilia. You're part of the problem.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:13, archived)
lol
Edit: blind Jap's
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:15, archived)
no one cares that the sun used to feature topless 16 year olds in its pages so it probably won't matter

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:13, archived)
Did they?
Well that's not right.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:13, archived)
Cov lass Debee Ashbee got expelled from school for her appearance
I think Sam Fox was 16 when she started too
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:18, archived)
Oh, well Coventry is at it again.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:20, archived)
Tl;Dr child porn wasn't a worry till the 80s , infact the free love movement sexualised children
ipt-forensics.com/journal/volume4/j4_2_1.htm
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:23, archived)
Those bloody hippies.
I bet McBeef and his mates at the tree fayre were proper paedo scum
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
They all were, all these lefty and liberals , and labour party supporters

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)
Yeah, it's not like there wasn't a load of nonces in the tory party. That's why thatcher didn't go to great lengths to cover them up.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:37, archived)
they even had their own campaign group
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:38, archived)
Blimey.
I've not got time to read all that now, but it looks, like, totes depressing.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
poon

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:47, archived)
Poono

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 10:52, archived)
The 'cor, birds eh, lads' bunch will remember him fondly
the guardian sipping liberal lefties will call him an old creep
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:04, archived)
His obituary will almost certainly have the phrase "polarizing character"

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:06, archived)
MRW I'm waiting for mom to leave so I can jack off
i.imgur.com/cR7pg6Y.giffv
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:15, archived)
gonz posted something on fb where you can look up the playboy from the month of your birth
i did so, and found that one of the articles from mine was:

'calvin klein created the big new flap in women's underwear'

lol
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:39, archived)
Remember the old saying:
"No matter where you are, or what you're doing, somewhere Gonz is masturbating over pictures of nude women"
(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:44, archived)
or clothed women, or extra-curvy bits of driftwood

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
or a shadow that looked a bit like a boob

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:01, archived)
Even when shitting into pringles tubes?

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 11:53, archived)
ESPECIALLY when etc...

(, Thu 28 Sep 2017, 12:29, archived)
alright
juicer thread
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 18:14, archived)
Thank God you're here.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 18:17, archived)
I NO RITE

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 18:25, archived)
You lot act like bloody kids

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:06, archived)
spanishfly is spazzing out
I think manolith should pull the trigger
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:08, archived)
:(

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:10, archived)
hey, come on now
don't be so down
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:12, archived)
Just makes me so sad :(

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:25, archived)
For everyone's sake.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:12, archived)
The mods do nothing

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:36, archived)
I blame myself.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:31, archived)
I blame you too

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:32, archived)
Best thread ever.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:03, archived)
lol

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
dribble

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
$$

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
lol

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
And just so the spastic that is $$ and manolith know I am not "spazzing out" and no one need to "pull a trigger"
If spazzing out means being repetitive and fucking boring then Dribble and $$ would have been stepped a long time So go fuck yourselves
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:12, archived)
k

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:14, archived)
Writing this down in my book of top life advice.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:16, archived)
Would you like some more life advice for your book?

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:19, archived)
No thanks m8.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:23, archived)
I tell you what. To solve your back pain you have.
You could try taking your head out of your fucking arse mate
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:29, archived)
Ur a gentleman and a scholar m8.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:37, archived)
I think you may need some lessons in the English language.
Perhaps after the divorce is settled and your ex wife leaves you some money you could hire me.
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:40, archived)
K

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 17:50, archived)
C?

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 18:06, archived)
N

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 18:09, archived)
Dribble
This could fucking run and run like
(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:55, archived)
Poopo

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:54, archived)
Arse

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:50, archived)
Tits

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:47, archived)
Yeah

(, Wed 27 Sep 2017, 16:52, archived)

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