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morning

(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 6:49, archived)
Valar morghulis.
Well, this thread will, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 7:05, archived)

Alright mm

Looking forward to the Turner prize?
(Tha D O Z, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 7:20, archived)
The highlight of my year.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:08, archived)
Ahoy hoy

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 7:50, archived)

🏇🏿🏇🏿🏇🏿🏇🏿
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
Last thread of the day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
Juicer time ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
sure
I'll have a Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:12, archived)
The Guinness in the travs is rank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
Rip slobodan praljak, you fucking nutter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
Martyr

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)
He wasn't a war criminal and I think he proved it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
He was just a very thirsty man

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:37, archived)
It's one hell of a thing to happen , I'm going to stand up in a genocide appeal and drink poison, little new on it tho or his crimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
shame
I'll have a turbo shandy
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)
Could murder a white russian right now

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
have a crack at putin

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:05, archived)
He's a smug looking prick, isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:37, archived)
YIM

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:52, archived)
He collects watches, so I think he's ace

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:53, archived)
Very much so here
My sister just got the all clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:30, archived)
I just want today to end

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
I want my life to end
you can't have everything
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)
What a load of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)
Everything is quite a lot. Have you thought this through?
Most of it is so far away you could never get there in your lifetime.

Some of it is contradictory, you could not have a raging flu and full health at the same time.

The main limits are going to be how fast you can move, how long you live, and how much time you want to have with each bit of `everything`
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:05, archived)
Jealous
Some of us might have to endure more of this shit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
+m +ser

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
might get this for my ps4
78.media.tumblr.com/53e6f3cd59384ab1c88f09a89b62d5d9/tumblr_p04r7tOlx21s52q75o1_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:34, archived)
just get the 2017 one. it's much cheaper and it's only the names and shirt colours that get updated anyway

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
ah, good call

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
I can't wait for tomorrow's morning thread!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
one more sleep until morning thread!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
I might morning get

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
yes! big sam at everton!
one step away from Barcelona
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
I just farted!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:43, archived)
you better do trial wipe
make sure nothing has come out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:48, archived)
oh god
well better safe than sorry, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:52, archived)
Still

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:09, archived)
I've got a horrid cold.
Might have some microwaved wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:26, archived)
Where are we going for the Xmas B3ta b0nkerz b4sh?
I've cleared my diary and killed my family.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
And summat about lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
Chorley

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
Chorley

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:55, archived)
Great town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:00, archived)
stowp chorley
this gaaaime has gorn on loouong enoufgh... ah shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
Nice
Is that coming back soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:35, archived)
new series being made
minus a cast member
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:39, archived)
only if that cast member's show turns out to be a rating success

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)
Ah, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)
I am serious, and stop calling me Chorley.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
Horley

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
Can I get there by public transport?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
It's near gatwick so just hop on a plane going that way

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:04, archived)
O RLY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:06, archived)
The airport?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:07, archived)
Scott william winters

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
Whorely

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:09, archived)
Wetherby
WETHERBY.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:09, archived)
no ma8

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:13, archived)
soz I'm too poorly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)
I can get to Chorley so that suits me fine
Anybody need a lift? Just throw in a fiver for petrol money
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)
Go on then, pick me up early

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:27, archived)
No probs bruv

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
you can pick me up on the way back from getting mongy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:29, archived)
Only if you promise not to make a mess of the back seat like last time

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)
Balham

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)
I NEVER TOUCHED 'EM!!! hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:27, archived)
"Gateway To The South"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Lille

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:25, archived)
less conversation?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)
noice

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
Feltham

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)
OK Rolf, calm the fuck down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)

lf b
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)
Wahey!!
SPOR-TERS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:12, archived)
There's a secret place I like to go

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:10, archived)
Anything good on telly tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:02, archived)
Will you be in on 28th November?
As there is no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer. It may be on 28th November or on another day.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:13, archived)
Happy 28th of November which is your enforcement day, which it November the 28th

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)
Remember, Remember the 28th of November
When Planearm pretends to be out.
"We know you're in there!" through his letterbox,
The telly-cops shout
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
*closes curtains*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:22, archived)
The new yourkshire tea advert made me smile

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:14, archived)
Aww this has just ruined my song of the year , oh two hats
youtu.be/7lhEdPbl73s
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)
Oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:47, archived)
Do you think he made that pervy video too? He posted on here for a bit the peodi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)
Don't look down that rabbit hole, lots of gay nonces , videos of love songs that open with a various nonce getting arrested, wtf

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:58, archived)
"Yourkshire" looks like some shit bent slogan dreamt up by some wankers working in a regional tourist office.
Probably Yorkshire's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:05, archived)
COME ON ENGLAND

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:14, archived)

ENGLAND Man Utd
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:19, archived)
lol, cum!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:21, archived)
lol, gland!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:06, archived)
Broadcast TV is for suckas.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:11, archived)
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram!
I was like 0mg!
(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:24, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:28, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
From all of us here at the Dermotology department. Merry Ezecmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:43, archived)
The Geologists wish you a Gneiss Christmas and hope you don't get too Schist.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:57, archived)
I don't know what's going on, man.
I'm just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all my God-given talents. Including, the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or to throw a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants. Sometimes I just don't know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:39, archived)
Cunt wank fuck shit
Tits Wank Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:29, archived)
Fuck tha polite.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)
shit fuck

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)
Done. Now what.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)
Start again

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:37, archived)
Shart again.

(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)
Shit bollocks wank fart Shit

(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:38, archived)
no that is actually true though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:38, archived)
FINALLY someone said it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:53, archived)
I thought Tourettes Class was Wednesdays!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:00, archived)
Just bought myself a little Xmas pressie after today's disappointment, a little seiko , I've had others but the enamel dial and square case spoke to me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:03, archived)
It said "don't wear me in the shower or I'll rust."

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:08, archived)
Yeah they are well known for poor quality

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:11, archived)
Name a dog

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:06, archived)
Shit it out yer slit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:16, archived)
The dog passport only has room for forename, middle, and surname
And I feel the message is lost if if I don't take all the given names in order here
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:20, archived)
Doglin

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:16, archived)
Deefor

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:18, archived)
shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
I think this might be the worst thread ever. Worse than a dozer thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:22, archived)
Don't rush to judgement
I could post something shitter later in the week
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:24, archived)

.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)
Landshark shitmachine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)
I'm glad at least you took this seriously

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
a name almost worth getting a dog for

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:38, archived)
Tony.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)

Name Shit on
+'s tits
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
I'd call it 'Dog'
I don't believe in the anthropomorphising of animal
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)
Alright Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:31, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:33, archived)
All dogs are jewish

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:32, archived)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:33, archived)
oy vey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:34, archived)
God forbid you should take me for a walk!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)
strike through imply wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:39, archived)
solid

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:43, archived)

ly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:47, archived)
infest

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:47, archived)
sounds great

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:01, archived)
and yet
www.imdb.com/title/tt0096787/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:49, archived)
I think the jews have heaven, don't they?
They just don't believe in hell...or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
Not so much either, they are more concerned with the now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:16, archived)
Are you doing pr for gonz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:53, archived)
Hitler von Burybones

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
Bit offensive m8
Especially as we've found out all dogs are Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:42, archived)
You nicked this question off Shooting Stars.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:57, archived)
The correct answer was Doberman Pinscher

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:17, archived)
poony mcpoon poon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:09, archived)
manolithsfingercosy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:13, archived)
All my dogs have come with names, so I've never needed to.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:26, archived)
Katie Price

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:01, archived)
Genghis Fucktail.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:26, archived)
Haha merry Xmas you jolly little wankers!

(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
guff it out yer muff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
pbvqaiywd

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
gay it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:35, archived)
jozxyqk

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
Nothing? Was there a delete?
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:05, archived)
Not bad, fair bit of money being chucked around at this auction, only on h

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)
Everyone loves a bit of brown.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:12, archived)
Nearly at the jlc's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
Alright Tim Wonnacott

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
You buying?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)
Hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:34, archived)
Got your eye on something or just waiting for a good deal?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
Yer 1961 GMT master , but 8 is my top bid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:53, archived)
Better get a BST Master, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:57, archived)
You can set 3 time zones anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)
10 to go, fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:43, archived)
Here we go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
was that you who won?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
Didn't accept my 2nd bid, fuck you fellow's you cheating cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:53, archived)
it's all very quick isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:53, archived)
Yeah, oh well, either someone got a bargain or I saved money , there was something off about it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)
I quite like the tudors

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:03, archived)
Yeah they make a good watch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:05, archived)
Bored. And at an airport where I've just shelled out £5.60 on a Heineken.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)
Where you going Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)
smoking big doinks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:11, archived)
You bag of yams

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:22, archived)
Planning a Greggs lunch raid
Apart from questioning my life choices over this move, I'm either thinking chistmas soup, grapes, and a gingerbread man or a christmas sandwich, crisps, an apple turnover, and a coke. Choices.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
FooóőOooOÔoood

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:23, archived)
alright
you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:25, archived)
Bit bored

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
Not bad, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:26, archived)
Yeah, bored but fine. Work seems to have run out

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
Looks like we have a new official morning threadmeister, who will henceforth be known as Grrrrmcbeef.
I'm feeling much better today, thanks. The essential oil pills I've been taking for the past couple of days have done wonders in getting rid of this chesty cough, so I can now walk more than about twenty metres without getting out of breath again. They also give me eucalyptus burps, but even that's not an entirely unpleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)
sounds scientific

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:35, archived)
Life's just a big experiment, really.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:45, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
It's all a bit of fun, really.
Are we still on for blayzing and Bareback Sk8r Bois at yours later?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:00, archived)
Fab.
I'll bring the poppers.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
hall's extra strong

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
My job is getting me down, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
smoke some big doinks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:06, archived)
Goose feather trader?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:07, archived)
Not with my allergies.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:09, archived)
Buy a Lexus RX

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:27, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)
<

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:18, archived)
CHE

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:19, archived)
VR

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:19, archived)
ON

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:19, archived)
<

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
Afternoon all
Did I miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:31, archived)
smoking big doinks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:32, archived)
Fuck
I KNEW I'd miss out on the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:34, archived)
£5.60 Heineken.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:35, archived)
Ouch
How much?!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:38, archived)
Airport prices.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:39, archived)
Heineken though?
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)

Weren't me, guv'nor.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:46, archived)
Bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:38, archived)
I found those, THANK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:38, archived)
fine, m8
sorted out a few little problems this morning, now just having a spot of lunch before taking the houseguest to the hospital for her scan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
I'm not a robot.
I'm JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:37, archived)
No fat chicks

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:50, archived)
They're already at December 20th on their advent calendars.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)
age / sex / gender you associate yourself with / net worth / ping?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:52, archived)
Old enough to know better/ up to you/ up to you/ 60" 60 quid jrc landing/ prefer taylor made

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:59, archived)
That's what a robot would say

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:52, archived)
&#1055;&#1088;&#1077;&#1088;&#1074;&#1072;&#1085;!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:53, archived)
Rhiannon Giddens was great last night, but I accidentally ordered two large wines by mistake while already half cut and didn't notice that I'd gone past my stop on the bus home.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:39, archived)
You drink like a middle aged woman.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)
How appropriate, you drink like a man oh hang on that doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:16, archived)
I'd also got a pint.
It was in a concert hall so I knew I'd be unable to top up during the set.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
alright jmg

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
You deserved that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:02, archived)
JMG!
Northern Hero!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:19, archived)
Who deleted?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:57, archived)
It was me m8

(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 7:26, archived)
"Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin."
Or so it was told. And lo, they did jump around.

What's stuck in your head and is driving you a bit mad?
It was Christmas tree day in college, so I've just erected a 15 footer in the chapel and a 10 footer for the warden and his husband. If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:24, archived)
"Hey there, Georgie girl" was in my head for most of the morning but it's gone now.
Of course, typing it out like that is probably going to make it come back.

Your lyrics remind me of Fatman Scoop's 'Be Faithful', so I might have to listen to that later as well.

I've not done owt at home re Christmas decorations. The cats would only shred them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
That is an awful song

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
Which, the former or the latter?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)
mcbeef hates that song for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)
I know; he can't quite seem to explain it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)
and yesterday was stir up Sunday
it's all getting very festive eh
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
Silver thruppence in there ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
no it's just the way I walk hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:31, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
DIRTY BENDERS...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:30, archived)
Wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:34, archived)
You

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)
+ are brilliant
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
you are the Harry to my Meghan

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)
you're definitely the good looking one, that much is true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
which of your two hats looks best then?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:40, archived)
Booby

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)
This track
From the game Fibbage. All the music actually from it is great, like this
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
That's a bit nice, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:47, archived)
The whole lot is great
The art direction on Jackbox games are all superb, but Fibbage 3 is next level with its music
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
lol erect

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:47, archived)
Trust you to lower the tone

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
that's the only comment that made any sense so far

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
do you know the way to san jose
little bit stoned, just spent the last of my cash on crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)

c
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)
ash? rickets?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)
don't be silly, spiders don't eat ash
and rickets is an illness, i'm pretty sure it's not edible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
Why would you pay to have spiders, most people have enough in their houses already

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)
it's a tarantula
great for keeping ex boyfriends away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
alright Gavin Williamson

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
was he the one with the spider on his desk?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
An spider

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
al-spider
habibi
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:54, archived)
Sounds a bit muslim, brexit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:55, archived)
is it like, moderAte or moderate, where the a sounds "uh"-ish?
so do you moderate or are you moderate? words, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)
Pbvqaiywd

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
alright "Google"
Showing results for Pbvusd
No results found for Pbvqaiywd
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
Bullshit, it's on my autocomplete

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:12, archived)
the full sentence probably is too though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
Haha, pronunciationlols.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
It's Jimi Hendrix birthday today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
Sorry to tell you this, but he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
At least I won't have to buy him a card

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
Smoking big doinks for Jimi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
let's all take massive drugs and listen to his music!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
Hey Joe
Thanks for that information
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
Hey pete by type o is far superior, just saying, rip

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
Room on the Broom
Specifically the song version from the audio CD that we play in the car whenever we go anywhere to drown out the toddler's screams.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
alright 'jon venables'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:28, archived)
3 edgy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
a student here keeps whistling that smash mouth song so i've got that in my head
might kill them
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
hey now, you're a whatname, and a doo-dah, hey heeeyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:35, archived)
You could always take it as an invitation to smash them in the mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
guy fieri's heroes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
You are Shrek, in the film about you called Shrek
And you are about to meet a wisecracking donkey. Kill that.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
Fun fact: All Star was originally featured in the film Mystery Men, and the music video featured the stars of that film.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:14, archived)
That is a fact at most
Don't drag fun's name to this level
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
miiiight as well be walkin on the sun

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)
is that because you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)
Although he is possibly the biggest.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:05, archived)
he's the wheelbarrow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:09, archived)
Happy Lancashire Day to all our Lancashire based boarders!
I don't know the demonym, is it Lancurians?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
Dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:37, archived)
hey, come on
don't be like that
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
I've never been

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:37, archived)
it's poorer without you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
So will there be a house warming for all your board mates?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
of course
anyone who's willing to travel is always welcome in my home
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
Does it have a lake?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
No, but it does have two ponds
might be a lake nearby though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:56, archived)
2 ponds, will you be keeping fish?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:57, archived)
thinking about it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:04, archived)
It's a relaxing hobby, as with keeping any fish the bigger the water volume the less hassle

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
Does it have a duck house?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00, archived)
well if he buys it, the whole place will be a dick house!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:08, archived)
fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)
kwanzaa first

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
I'm pumped af for kwanzaa

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:05, archived)

youtu.be/xlf2P1Umcc8?t=55s
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:14, archived)
I don't believe in Lancashire

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:38, archived)
you believe hard enough
anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
Anything north of Hertfordshire is just marked as "here be dragons" on my map.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:42, archived)
I'm heating up a pot in celebration

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:40, archived)
braw! have potatoes with thta

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
wankashire more like

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
hahaha yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
Just generic northerns i believe

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
fair

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
They are all too busy arguing over which of their cakes is better
The answer is none of them, they are all wank
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
That is actually the recipe for a sad cake

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:57, archived)
If tha wert lanky, tha'dst know.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:45, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
Lancastrians

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:20, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:22, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:40, archived)
tangfastrians

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:59, archived)
more of a supermix guy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:06, archived)

up rmi
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)

media.tenor.com/videos/da6ea8b976010b5aaf4b5ba0a2c4c03d/mp4
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:09, archived)

ix att
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:14, archived)
Lancastrians according to teh interw3bz
I should know this being from the area tbf
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
Morning.
Fighting fit and raring to go, or a sleep-deprived zombie wrenched back from the bring of the grave by the powers of caffeine?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
Morning indeed , I got to my front door last night and remembered I needed butter, so today I've got to go out butter hunting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:31, archived)
Sounds like an underground sexual slang term.
Are there no late-night butter dealers in your neck of the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:33, archived)
I couldn't be bothered going out again , it's ok I'll stock up later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)
Tangeredu-san.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)
Went to bed early, couldn't sleep, feel like crap.
Shitty end to a pleasant weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
There seems to be a theme emerging here.
The joys of being a wage slave, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
I should have had a shower and a wank before turning in.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
Sound advice generally.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)
Buy a Lexus RX

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:12, archived)
Morning mate.
Nice weekend, nice morning. Only problem is it seems we might have mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)
I fully sympathise
If you want to go down the humane route, then obviously snap traps are the way to go. If you don't care, get something like this:
www.amazon.co.uk/ecotrampa-trampa-Adhesive-Capture-Rat-Mice/dp/B01FUGTGDK/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511774249&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=adhesvie+mouse+traps

As I say, not vry humane, but VERY effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
I bet you stuck your cock on it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
of course, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
it's the best way to test most things
Cf. your new house
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
I tried humane traps when we had mice.
The lesson I learnt was that field mice are uninterested in peanut butter, but will happily gorge themselves on deadly blue poison.
Also, if you forget where you left the traps, you might find yourself having to scrape a dessicated mouse corpse off the shelf when you go to read the electric meter.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
Snap traps always.
We had humane traps as a kid so you could catch and release. 9 times out of 10 they just died in the panic of being trapped in a plastic box.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
In our last place, we had one mouse a week, for more than a year of living there
The ones we saw, anyway. It was terrible. Couple of times the snap trap slammed right into their heads, splatters brains up the wall. Fucking grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
Mice morning, then?
Get a cat - it's what the whisky distilleries do.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
I've been told that cats bring in as many mice as they catch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)
yeah but then you get a snake to deal with the extra mice

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
What eats mongooses? Mongeese?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
Mine have never brought any in.
Depends where you live, I suppose. My ex's cat used to bring in mice and birds from the back garden in a half-mangled state.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
You stupid fucking stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
Hey, I'm only going on what cat owners have told me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)
Sounds like they're up in the loft. Might send one of the dogs up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)
Probably chewing all the cables

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)
Our last place, I found an ancient rat skeleton still with its jaws clamped around a wire

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
Made a cheeky offer on a house
it's all happening, m8
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:16, archived)
Under the asking price to an insulting degree?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:17, archived)
I wouldn't say insulting
Less than 5% under, and the house is empty, so they want rid of it. Our buyers are first-timers, so we don't have a chain. I'm quietly optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
That being said
If they reject the offer, I'm pretty sure Mrs Hats would just want to offer the full asking. It's a really nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
Is it nearer to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
Difficult to say
It's in Fareham
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)
fareham-nuff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
or muff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:30, archived)
probably muff

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:33, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:34, archived)
Good for you.
The thought of moving house over Christmas has just raised my blood pressure slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
doesn't bother me
Unless it's literally christmas day, of course. That might be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)
I just pleased we decided against viewing that coaching inn, a couple of months back.
It's been sold, now, and we've changed our minds about moving to be in a better school catchment area, so I don't have to worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
You're not moving at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:32, archived)
No.
Briefly considered it due to our middle school being shit, but our eldest has applied for secondary school and our daughter (who was the real worry) seems happy enough, so we hired a tutor for her to fill in the gaps (the school bunged her in the numpty class for maths & english, on account of her dyslexia).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
Ah, fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
Two things I swore I'd never do :
1. Buy a house based on school catchment areas
2. Hire a private tutor.

The second is rank hypocrisy, given that my wife sometimes works as one.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
some schools are fucking shit like that
dyslexia? Oh, just stick them in the bottom sets...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)

st d


lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
lol to both of these

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:47, archived)
Did your offer include a bucket of Nando's?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
Yes, but it's not a dealbreaker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=65oS6BYEfr0
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)
Awful nights sleep
Bonkers dreams about setting up a supply chain to the Smurf village.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
I dreamt they'd filmed an entirely unnecessary and nonsensical epilogue to 'Breaking Bad',
featuring several characters who were mysteriously not dead despite having been killed in the series.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
Hope we get a day off work when Prince Harry gets married.
If not, maybe we can have a national holiday when Mcbeef moves house.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
It's 2017.
It's about time at least one member of the royal family came out of the closet.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
Morning
uh
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:25, archived)
what iiiiiis it good for?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:26, archived)
What time d'you call this, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:29, archived)
Penetrate my seeping sore ridden anus, it's 10:41!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
morning

(Tha D O Z, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:01, archived)
Save $500 on bread this year--click here!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:12, archived)
i don't use dollars
can i still save money?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:16, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:17, archived)
bugger

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
If you don't use 'em you lose 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:39, archived)
I don't really eat a lot of bread

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)
Are you a duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
never knock a nail in with a duck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:54, archived)
It's a really good job they revised the first draft of the Ghostbusters script, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:22, archived)
Open face sandwiches at Chez Pig, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:29, archived)
I really do need to cut down my bread costs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)
I make my own bread.
Put that in your yoghurt machine and hickory-smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:32, archived)
Method Man just ain't the same since he became a foodie.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:23, archived)
OK, I had to look up who Method Man was and I still don't get this,
but I'm cool with that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:33, archived)
OK, then we're all good.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:45, archived)
£7.21 a week spent on bread?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)
Gene never… He never came inside that woman.
After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis and started smashing it between the ring and the lid of the toilet for penance.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)
so wow that's a neato what now right

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:58, archived)
Does it involve a duck costume?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:54, archived)

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