is there such a thing such as a waterlemon?
if not, there should be
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
if not, there should be
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
do you mean a lemon the size of a bowling ball?
or just citrus for black people?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:45, archived)
or just citrus for black people?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:45, archived)
that's lacist
isn't someone here in genetics? I want a waterlemon!
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:47, archived)
isn't someone here in genetics? I want a waterlemon!
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:47, archived)
Remember when Richard Nixon got caught out at the Waterlemon Hotel?
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I just had an order from someone called Lemoine
Lemon + heroin. Maybe yours will catch on?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:50, archived)
Lemon + heroin. Maybe yours will catch on?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:50, archived)
Not exactly
Got the annual ladyparts check that I'm not looking forward to
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
Got the annual ladyparts check that I'm not looking forward to
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
do they warm up the speculum in advance? quite cold otherwise, methinks
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An episiotomy is preferable to a tear.
And will inevitably lead to a discussion of the fabled "husband's stitch".
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)
And will inevitably lead to a discussion of the fabled "husband's stitch".
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:01, archived)
She was more interested in talking about my T-shirt
Seems she likes AC/DC too
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:04, archived)
Seems she likes AC/DC too
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:04, archived)
Bet you really regret not using the googly eyes, now,
just so you could say "my eyes are down there" when you caught her looking at your t-shirt.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:06, archived)
just so you could say "my eyes are down there" when you caught her looking at your t-shirt.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:06, archived)
Why is a short sighted gynaecologist like a healthy puppy?
They both have a wet nose!
Hahahahahaha, the old jokes are the shittest!
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:01, archived)
They both have a wet nose!
Hahahahahaha, the old jokes are the shittest!
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:01, archived)
I heard it's like trying to get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot
from the pot's perspective
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:05, archived)
from the pot's perspective
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:05, archived)
It's certainly not pleasant
But with most of my family having had cancer, it is necessary.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
But with most of my family having had cancer, it is necessary.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:18, archived)
Shave and apply googly eyes and lipstick before going in as a harmless but original prank.
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Nowt wrong with that at all.
I had a bag of 500 of the things in my old desk before I had to throw the desk out.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:17, archived)
I had a bag of 500 of the things in my old desk before I had to throw the desk out.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:17, archived)
Bit late now, I'm already here
Good thing the surgery is only 5 doors away from my house, I should be done and home in about 15 minutes.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:41, archived)
Good thing the surgery is only 5 doors away from my house, I should be done and home in about 15 minutes.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:41, archived)
why did you throw it out?
Was it starting to look at you funny?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
Was it starting to look at you funny?
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:25, archived)
I took it upstairs to my office in parts and built it up there.
Couldn't take it apart again to get it downstairs when I moved out without destroying it, so I had to destroy the thing.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
Couldn't take it apart again to get it downstairs when I moved out without destroying it, so I had to destroy the thing.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)
Mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)
Won't you please let me do the hump hump
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)
suicide seems a bit extreme, but if you've made your mind up I won't try to stop you
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:47, archived)
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some fucker trucker fucked up a 2000-year old geoglyph (Peru, Nazca).
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 10:42, archived)
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He was probably trying to draw a massive peanus.
like Tollund Man.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
like Tollund Man.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2018, 11:27, archived)
Acccording to various healthcare professionals it turns out that I'm a brainwrong and probably always have been.
So what's probably always been wrong with you but you've managed to hide from yourself and others?
You're not allowed to start sentences with 'so'.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:10, archived)
So what's probably always been wrong with you but you've managed to hide from yourself and others?
You're not allowed to start sentences with 'so'.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:10, archived)
So, you're going to start wasting tax money on mental health care when you ought to be put down?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:21, archived)
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It was a wild holiday, things happened,
but the monkeys and I agreed never to speak of it.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 17:48, archived)
but the monkeys and I agreed never to speak of it.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 17:48, archived)
So, my sewing obsessoion when sober has soverely sodded up my exisostence
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
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right
so my missis works with a gay guy right, and she was telling me this story that involved this guy fingering the arsehole of his boyfriend and getting properly shat on. this resulted in the fingeree getting a shit related nickname.
thing is, and apparently nobody thought this was remarkable, his boyfriend was asleep at the time. that is, he was asleep, got fingered up the bum, and shat all over the place through no fault of his own.
the whole situation is fucked up. gets me quite angry tbpfh. this guy is essentially a gay finger bum rapist, and shit-the-bed guy is a victim more than twice over.
what i'm saying is having gay fingers isn't an excuse to behave badly.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)
so my missis works with a gay guy right, and she was telling me this story that involved this guy fingering the arsehole of his boyfriend and getting properly shat on. this resulted in the fingeree getting a shit related nickname.
thing is, and apparently nobody thought this was remarkable, his boyfriend was asleep at the time. that is, he was asleep, got fingered up the bum, and shat all over the place through no fault of his own.
the whole situation is fucked up. gets me quite angry tbpfh. this guy is essentially a gay finger bum rapist, and shit-the-bed guy is a victim more than twice over.
what i'm saying is having gay fingers isn't an excuse to behave badly.
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You shouldn't judge unless you've walked a mile in someone else's gay fingers
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My desk is covered in confetti.
What's your workspace covered with?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:41, archived)
What's your workspace covered with?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:41, archived)
work, lippy, handbag, post it notes and anything else a 21st century woman needs to make it in this world.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:46, archived)
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i'd have never left that last frame in where the shot changes
but i respect tangles artistry
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:22, archived)
but i respect tangles artistry
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:22, archived)
Mouse mat, sundry papers, fan, phone currently charging, Post-It notes, coffee pot and oversized coffee mug.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:47, archived)
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Arguably more so now than ever, and you have to get the right kind.
Laser mice can't handle shiny desktops, because the reflection mucks up their sensors. I was chuffed a few weeks ago to find a mouse mat with a shamrock motif, but that was too shiny for my mouse to handle as well.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:54, archived)
Laser mice can't handle shiny desktops, because the reflection mucks up their sensors. I was chuffed a few weeks ago to find a mouse mat with a shamrock motif, but that was too shiny for my mouse to handle as well.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 13:54, archived)
Fat Lauren's work she should have done weeks ago, the fat fucking cow
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One of my school nicknames was "sex beast".
I'm fairly certain it was ironic, as "wanker" would have been more accurate.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:20, archived)
I'm fairly certain it was ironic, as "wanker" would have been more accurate.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:20, archived)
My brother got it me on DVD, a while back.
It's in the pile of "things I ought to watch again but never get around to".
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
It's in the pile of "things I ought to watch again but never get around to".
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
it hasn't aged well
i'm still trying to get night of the creeps on dvd. that's a fun one.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
i'm still trying to get night of the creeps on dvd. that's a fun one.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 15:52, archived)
Killer Tomatoes is on Amazon Prime.
Might watch that and see if it's as rubbish as I'd expect.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:04, archived)
Might watch that and see if it's as rubbish as I'd expect.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:04, archived)
Tools and cable and rubbish and a lightbulb and a drill bit and some cable ties and you're a stupid cunt
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 14:57, archived)
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10.15
I'll head off about 9.30. Bus doesn't take long and it stops right outside
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
I'll head off about 9.30. Bus doesn't take long and it stops right outside
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
I hope your kid gets better soon
yeti is rubbish at morning threads
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
yeti is rubbish at morning threads
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
someone did a poo in our car park last night
can anyone verify mcbeef's whereabouts during this time?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
can anyone verify mcbeef's whereabouts during this time?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
Is that what's been keeping him off morning thread duty?
No sense of priority, some people.
Get well soon, Control.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
No sense of priority, some people.
Get well soon, Control.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
I had to click about a billion times to get through my morning not a robot check :(((
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:32, archived)
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Only a robot would exaggerate the number of clicks to that extent.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:36, archived)
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Anyone know how to debug Bluetooth on Windows 10?
It worked fine yesterday. Today my work laptop has deactivated its Bluetooth and I can't figure out how to switch it back on. The conventional 'turn Bluetooth on' toggle switch is nowhere to be found.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
It worked fine yesterday. Today my work laptop has deactivated its Bluetooth and I can't figure out how to switch it back on. The conventional 'turn Bluetooth on' toggle switch is nowhere to be found.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
Google it you goon.
Or go see your IT department and ask nicely.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
Or go see your IT department and ask nicely.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:12, archived)
Try rebooting.
My daughter's laptop refused to connect on WiFi (it'd switch itself back off whenever it was switched on), but shutting it down prompted a flurry of updates, and then it worked again.
Tl;Dr: Win10 is arse.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:44, archived)
My daughter's laptop refused to connect on WiFi (it'd switch itself back off whenever it was switched on), but shutting it down prompted a flurry of updates, and then it worked again.
Tl;Dr: Win10 is arse.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:44, archived)
Yeah, I've done that a couple of times already.
What's doing my nut in is the fact that the Bluetooth devices all show up in the device manager, as inactive, but when you run the troubleshooter it tells you that "Bluetooth is not installed on this device." And yet all the drivers are up-to-date.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:51, archived)
What's doing my nut in is the fact that the Bluetooth devices all show up in the device manager, as inactive, but when you run the troubleshooter it tells you that "Bluetooth is not installed on this device." And yet all the drivers are up-to-date.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 9:51, archived)
can confirm
i just simulated and resolved the problem just then. piece of piss.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
i just simulated and resolved the problem just then. piece of piss.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
Then I'm out of ideas.
Unless you're in a position to install a proper OS, in which case you should do that.
Shame Grrry is otherwise engaged, he's one of the few people I know with anything good to say about Win10.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)
Unless you're in a position to install a proper OS, in which case you should do that.
Shame Grrry is otherwise engaged, he's one of the few people I know with anything good to say about Win10.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)
I'd quite happily go back to Windows 7 but I don't think it would go down very well in the office.
The countdown has been launched: will Bluetooth spontaneously return before Grrry's kid gets better?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
The countdown has been launched: will Bluetooth spontaneously return before Grrry's kid gets better?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
Just a thought but if you can get in to Device Manager, can you make sure the Bluetooth adapter isn't disabled?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:10, archived)
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I can and it is, but the option to re-enable it is greyed out.
When I go under 'Properties', it says the adapter isn't connected to the computer. Faulty contact?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
When I go under 'Properties', it says the adapter isn't connected to the computer. Faulty contact?
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:13, archived)
Dunno.
If it's a work machine, you might as well leave it for IT to deal with.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
If it's a work machine, you might as well leave it for IT to deal with.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:31, archived)
Surely he wouldn't have been a thicko mcdivvy enough to not have tried that first
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:14, archived)
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Always assume everyone is as thick as me,
and work up from that level.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:34, archived)
and work up from that level.
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:34, archived)
What you need is the conventional 'turn Bluetooth on' toggle switch
( , Tue 30 Jan 2018, 10:04, archived)
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Newer, fewer shit thread.
I handed in my resignation this morning and my bosses just sort of went "Oh...OK". Since I'd given them a 50% probability of throwing a hissy fit, I'm chalking it up as a good result.
How is yr day going lol?
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:31, archived)
I handed in my resignation this morning and my bosses just sort of went "Oh...OK". Since I'd given them a 50% probability of throwing a hissy fit, I'm chalking it up as a good result.
How is yr day going lol?
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:31, archived)
Damn skippy.
At the moment I get luncheon vouchers and the use of a kettle. In just over a month's time, I'll have a company restaurant, a gym, a concierge service and a recording studio, plus a 15% raise. And a company cat.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
At the moment I get luncheon vouchers and the use of a kettle. In just over a month's time, I'll have a company restaurant, a gym, a concierge service and a recording studio, plus a 15% raise. And a company cat.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
My dad read my e-mail telling him the news and thought I wrote "company car".
Reasonable mistake to make, I reckon.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
Reasonable mistake to make, I reckon.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
Yes, there is a company cat. He spends most of his time lounging on the sofas in the reception waiting room.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
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Also, I hope you're not doing this just to escape the accusations of harassment from a married cyclist.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:40, archived)
Ha!
She'll be one of the few aspects of this place I will miss.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
She'll be one of the few aspects of this place I will miss.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
Ask if you can forgo access to the company cat for a £10 a month pay rise.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:59, archived)
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Frankly I'd pay €10 a month to have access to the company cat if it were a paid extra.
Working with a cat on my lap would hark back to the good old days of working as a freelancer at home.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
Working with a cat on my lap would hark back to the good old days of working as a freelancer at home.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
Good excuse to go home, unless they really want your pants on display to your coworkers
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:43, archived)
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"... and then my penus just happened to fall out in front of all those children, officer"
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:56, archived)
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Oh, I never thought she would; I'm blatantly not needed around here.
That wouldn't stop her making bitchy remarks if she were so inclined, though.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:45, archived)
That wouldn't stop her making bitchy remarks if she were so inclined, though.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:45, archived)
5 March.
They're taking on people like the Titanic took on water at the moment so a bunch of us are going to have an 'induction' where we spend a week finding out where everything is and going to presentations and stuff.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:06, archived)
They're taking on people like the Titanic took on water at the moment so a bunch of us are going to have an 'induction' where we spend a week finding out where everything is and going to presentations and stuff.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:06, archived)
Lol
What, you mean you're not a fan of spending a whole morning looking at PowerPoint slides?
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:17, archived)
What, you mean you're not a fan of spending a whole morning looking at PowerPoint slides?
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:17, archived)
Brief lapse in department output whilst a replacement is trained up, I'd guess
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:46, archived)
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Ehh, they'll just outsource what I do now, like they already do 50% of the time anyway.
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Yeah, fingers crossed on that one.
They've all been lovely people so far so I'm quietly optimistic.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:56, archived)
They've all been lovely people so far so I'm quietly optimistic.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:56, archived)
good
the place my job interview is is 30 seconds away from the bus stop, so it's a pretty much door-to-door service and the buses run every 7 minutes. also, i know the place has tea and coffee aplenty.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:54, archived)
the place my job interview is is 30 seconds away from the bus stop, so it's a pretty much door-to-door service and the buses run every 7 minutes. also, i know the place has tea and coffee aplenty.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:54, archived)
i have just witnessed my brother call a piece of cheese a fucking shitcunt
because it slid off his burger. what insanity have you seen today?
alt: weather
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
because it slid off his burger. what insanity have you seen today?
alt: weather
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
I've seen some pretty impressive vomiting today
proper Exorcist style
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:05, archived)
proper Exorcist style
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:05, archived)
cleaning up a mix of chewed-up boiled egg, bile-curdled milk and toddler saliva is not my ideal weekend
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:21, archived)
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:21, archived)
I went to an international tattoo convention this aftenoon
but insanity-wise it was pretty tame. I did get to see a lass get her bum tattooed.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:08, archived)
but insanity-wise it was pretty tame. I did get to see a lass get her bum tattooed.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:08, archived)
The weather got good, so I jumped on the bike for a blast.
Within yards of my house 2 people tried to kill me. I hate living in town sometimes, once you're out in the country it's normally fine, but people in a mad dash to get to Aldi before they close on a Sunday afternoon are all pricks
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:43, archived)
Within yards of my house 2 people tried to kill me. I hate living in town sometimes, once you're out in the country it's normally fine, but people in a mad dash to get to Aldi before they close on a Sunday afternoon are all pricks
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:43, archived)
I did manage to find the proper power band on the new bike.
It's scary fast after the little 175 I've been pootling about on all year
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:57, archived)
It's scary fast after the little 175 I've been pootling about on all year
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:57, archived)
Vertigo
Had a nasty turn during forklift training and my doctor declared me unfit to drive
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 18:51, archived)
Had a nasty turn during forklift training and my doctor declared me unfit to drive
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 18:51, archived)
I saw There Will Be Blood.
I think I'm going to watch another film this evening. Probably a daft Sunday night one.
Possibly Billy Liar or Guest House Paradiso (it's basically an English Delicatessen with added bollock kicking).
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
I think I'm going to watch another film this evening. Probably a daft Sunday night one.
Possibly Billy Liar or Guest House Paradiso (it's basically an English Delicatessen with added bollock kicking).
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
I only know Billy Liar as a Decemberists song
never realised it were a fillum
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:52, archived)
never realised it were a fillum
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:52, archived)
Your brother sounds totes ledge and also the Archbishop of Banterbury.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 20:16, archived)
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He's a fucking tard
45 and still lives with my parents despite having 3 kids
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 20:19, archived)
45 and still lives with my parents despite having 3 kids
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 20:19, archived)
I only just about to make dinner
you literally can't make this shit up.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:11, archived)
you literally can't make this shit up.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:11, archived)
I regularly don't eat until 10-11pm. This doesn't seem unusual.
Timer says another 40 min until I put the rice on.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:12, archived)
Timer says another 40 min until I put the rice on.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:12, archived)
I usually have some crackers or toast when i get home. Fuck cooking when I've just got in.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:22, archived)
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:22, archived)
This.
metro.co.uk/2018/01/28/desperate-parents-trying-cure-autism-giving-children-bleach-7266567/
VOTE SUNFRUIT DAN! SUNFRUIT DAN! THE MIRACLE-CURE PEDDLER OF REASON!
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:20, archived)
metro.co.uk/2018/01/28/desperate-parents-trying-cure-autism-giving-children-bleach-7266567/
VOTE SUNFRUIT DAN! SUNFRUIT DAN! THE MIRACLE-CURE PEDDLER OF REASON!
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:20, archived)
To give him credit, he's managed to beat his drug addiction and make a living for himself.
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Stuj doesn't believe in autism, he's got a thing against it , dunno why, nor do I care , makes him unlikable tho
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:32, archived)
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Oh, I just assumed he enjoyed upsetting people on the links board
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:53, archived)
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I have just stopped resting in bed and am excited at what the rest of the day will bring
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 7:42, archived)
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Just got up innit.
Should go to the supermarket and get a couple of beers in.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 9:49, archived)
Should go to the supermarket and get a couple of beers in.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 9:49, archived)
I'm bored waiting for a new commission
Knitted 2 scarves since yesterday. Might scrub the shower.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
Knitted 2 scarves since yesterday. Might scrub the shower.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:21, archived)
They're showing There Will Be Blood later, might go and see that.
Gonna do a Korean beef thing for tea I reckon.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:29, archived)
Gonna do a Korean beef thing for tea I reckon.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:29, archived)
There's a Paul Thomas Anderson season on at the moment.
I saw Magnolia last week.
Sadly I slept in a few weeks back and missed Boogie Nights and therefore an opportunity to see Heather Graham's bush on the big screen.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:24, archived)
I saw Magnolia last week.
Sadly I slept in a few weeks back and missed Boogie Nights and therefore an opportunity to see Heather Graham's bush on the big screen.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:24, archived)
It's good bit I'd recently watched Rob Altman's Short Cuts which is similar and better.
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:49, archived)
( , Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:49, archived)
happy b3ta birthday to me, happy b3ta birthday to me, happy b3ta birthday to me-eee,
happy b3ta birthday to me
And...
happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Teee-eaa, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea!
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:44, archived)
happy b3ta birthday to me
And...
happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Teee-eaa, happy belated b3ta birthday to Mr. Tea!
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:44, archived)
eggs bacon and sausages all round to celebrate this glorious day!
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:48, archived)
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 11:48, archived)
how many badgers do you get in a pint?
are they whole badgers, or do you mince them up?
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:25, archived)
are they whole badgers, or do you mince them up?
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:25, archived)
Well according to wikipedia badgers are about 90cm long and weigh 12Kg
looking up badger density now
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
looking up badger density now
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
Nothing on specific badger density
but the average density for mammals is 1.85g/cm3. So you'd expect a 12kg badger to occupy ~6.486 liters. That works out to be 11 pints and 8.4 Fluid ounces (imperial).
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
but the average density for mammals is 1.85g/cm3. So you'd expect a 12kg badger to occupy ~6.486 liters. That works out to be 11 pints and 8.4 Fluid ounces (imperial).
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:35, archived)
fell down a clickhole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_badgers
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:44, archived)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_badgers
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:44, archived)
my sister has a large ginger badger
make of that what you will.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
make of that what you will.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
off her husband
no idea where he got it from, but i'd hazard a guess that it involved some bloke down the pub
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:05, archived)
no idea where he got it from, but i'd hazard a guess that it involved some bloke down the pub
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:05, archived)
chance'd be a fine thing
all our more interesting pubs are shutting down and being replaced by spoons
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:15, archived)
all our more interesting pubs are shutting down and being replaced by spoons
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:15, archived)
Or with the 12th pint you could use the extra 11.6 fluid ounces for a wind in the willows reunion.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:47, archived)
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 15:47, archived)
its as
cunning as a fox that has been re-purposed into a colloidal liquid by a giant machine in an Ottawa industrial park.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
cunning as a fox that has been re-purposed into a colloidal liquid by a giant machine in an Ottawa industrial park.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 16:19, archived)
52 baboons broke out at the Paris zoo lol
you did that to celebrate last night, amirite?
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:55, archived)
you did that to celebrate last night, amirite?
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:55, archived)
Happy candleday, vlad!
I missed mine a couple of weeks ago. :(
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:03, archived)
I missed mine a couple of weeks ago. :(
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 12:03, archived)
alright vlad
happy b3taday. thanks for sticking around, you're the best one here
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:03, archived)
happy b3taday. thanks for sticking around, you're the best one here
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 14:03, archived)
thanks Undulating Tentacles of Love
boy oh boy do I ever wish I was Glued Eel too :'(
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 18:28, archived)
boy oh boy do I ever wish I was Glued Eel too :'(
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 18:28, archived)
Fuck's sake.
I just tried to change my freewheel but I couldn't get the fucker off. I seem to have lost my long wheel brace and I don't have a bench to clamp the removal tool in so I can heave on the wheel.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:15, archived)
I just tried to change my freewheel but I couldn't get the fucker off. I seem to have lost my long wheel brace and I don't have a bench to clamp the removal tool in so I can heave on the wheel.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2018, 19:15, archived)
So yeah, it's the evening, apparently.
The lack of sunlight gave it away a little (thanks for the handy hint, Smash!).
Which path will you be following toward wanton destruction tonight?
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:22, archived)
The lack of sunlight gave it away a little (thanks for the handy hint, Smash!).
Which path will you be following toward wanton destruction tonight?
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:22, archived)
third on the left, keep going past the bins, over the road at the crossing and turn right into wanton destruction just after the spa on the corner
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:26, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:26, archived)
Much obliged, and kudos for making it sound like a bargain basement club for teens with fake IDs.
I'd better stay about on the way.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:37, archived)
I'd better stay about on the way.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:37, archived)
Don't be tempted to sleep in one of them, even if you've got away with it often before.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:40, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:40, archived)
Food poisoning, probably.
Just cooked some lentils and they've turned into porridge.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:32, archived)
Just cooked some lentils and they've turned into porridge.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:32, archived)
Getting food poisoning from lentils is arguably quite an achievement.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:44, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:44, archived)
Probably just be the shits tomorrow morning, actually tastes alright
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:49, archived)
I saw one or two mediocre films featuring this character nearly 20 years ago and don't remember enough about them to understand the reference
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:53, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 20:53, archived)
Films are the way to go alright.
Which cheesy horror is it tonight?
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:27, archived)
Which cheesy horror is it tonight?
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:27, archived)
bored and trying to distract myself from essential yet tedious paperwork
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:56, archived)
( , Fri 26 Jan 2018, 21:56, archived)
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