morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:21, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:37, archived)

morning mongy
blaze it last night?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:38, archived)

I don't really smoke like that, I just chill

( mongychops, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:47, archived)

Ah, feck it.
Last night wasn't when I was supposed to get bollixed; tonight's when I'm supposed to get bollixed.

Morning and whatnot and stuff.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:08, archived)

you seem to have been on many shoes recently m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:11, archived)

You may be right.
A friend came back from Paris last night and said "Let's go out for a drink", so we did. Then, during the course of said drink, she said "You are planning something for your last day tomorrow, aren't you?", which I wasn't particularly, but I'm seeing if I can round up some people.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)

word up, bishes

( $$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)

holla at yer doller

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:26, archived)

Hello

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

bit late today, you slacking off?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:41, archived)

alright
cold today
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)

I've heard it's a bit nippy

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

All Wednesday posse and crew, the future is in front of you

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

also, bottom

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

Front bottom?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

Nearly bottom

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)

near crink
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:46, archived)

I'm facing backwards m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:50, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

SM2: Wednesday Boogaloo

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)

Good morning all

(Jammy_Dodger, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)

which banned stalwart are you then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)

Could just be a genuine new member of our vibrant community
oh hahaha
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

we need some fresh blood to keep the place going

( $$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:01, archived)

OK
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

fuck off

( $$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:28, archived)

dubs

( $$ ✅, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)

back for seconds?
bit greedy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)

Morning, I suppose.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

it sort of is, isn't it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:25, archived)

bumholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 1:11, archived)

bare bumholes mem

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 2:26, archived)

I just got delivered some weed, lad rung me, said, oh he's outside in some old Suzuki thing, went outdide and the bloke must have been over 60, hope the old fellas getting paid, I tipped a fiver , do you tip?

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:17, archived)

Only if you push me hard enough.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:29, archived)

only my fedora

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)

alright, "Michael Jackson"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:31, archived)

Ram the whole thing in

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:34, archived)

Woah black betty

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:41, archived)

Penis joke

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)

m'lady

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:46, archived)

parker was a dirty old bollocks alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:01, archived)

indentured slave to that blonde sort
I bet when he had to travel for business he looked up the nearest brass house
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)

Ur a penis joke m8 lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:53, archived)

Never tipped a dealer in my life

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

Tbf I was surprised at the odd 45 for 3 bag price , if I'd known he'd have got fuck all

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)

It seems I'm going to Croatia this year
Got any holidays planned?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)

Yes

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:21, archived)

is that still on?
thought you were getting cold feet
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

Yes

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)

that's nice

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)

alone or with friends?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

apparently I have to take the wife and kids

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)

No.
Zagreb's nice, though, as long as you stay out of the touristy town centre. If you arrange to meet anyone in Zagreb, it'll be under the clock in the town square.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)

Split

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

Ah well you see I've not been there so I can't really comment.
You could buy some peas there for the record.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)

ceci n'est pas un food thread

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

Come on, you're blates going to stuff your face in all the cheap restaurants over there.
We asked our tour guide in Budapest why all the restaurants were so empty, and she told us that a three-course meal in a semi-decent restaurant cost an average monthly salary.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)

you'll be surprised to hear that I don't travel just to eat other foods
I'm really not that bothered about what the local cuisine is like.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

Do you bring all your own food with you when you travel, like the Dutch?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)

No, I just mean I don't go out of my way to hunt down that quiet little bistro that serves the gorgeous dish that someone's dickhead girlfriend read about in the Guardian supplement
the best food in Norway was not, in fact, a pint of prawns, but a fat can of warmed up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodd I bought from the local supermarket.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)

^egg and chips garfuckincon

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:16, archived)

M X N T m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)

Monkey xylophonists never tire?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:51, archived)

Heroes in a half shell?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)

Time for cake and soddomy.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)

You're a warmed up sod, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)

still cold in the middle

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)

Still got to get the passport paperwork signed and sent.
A right palaver.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)

passport chat is well lol

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

Might wait a bit, try to get one in Brexit blue.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)

mine expires next year, I'll have to get the blue one
or I could swap it now and get a nice EU one for ten years.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)

Yer
Going to Copenhagen for a long weekend for my birthday then 2 weeks in Turkey in August
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)

is that weird hippy drug island still accessible near copenhagen?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

Hamburg on Friday
wish I was going somewhere warmer
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

take a kraft slice with you and put it on top of the biggest building you can

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)

#nolettuce

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)

Not yet

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

waiting for the right moment?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)

That moment is when I have a job

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)

get a job as one of those holiday reps
two birds one stone
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)

Your device battery is low.
Please connect the device to your computer.


OK
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)

No
Something for the weekend, sir
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)

a gross of condoms please

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)

Got some used ones you can have, they're pretty gross

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:59, archived)

gross on the inside or the outside?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:07, archived)

Flebbed for her pleasure.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:08, archived)

Canada & Turkey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:08, archived)

Empanada & Jerky

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)

Nothing out of the country planned as yet.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)

Probably Paris, later in the year.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)

We keep threatening to go to Amsterdam
but everything's just focused on the house at the moment
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:22, archived)

I found it underwhelming
just like the Sistine Chapel
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:25, archived)

Ah, now you see I found the sistine chapel quite moving
In spite of being annoyed at the people trying to hide the fact they were taking crappy photos with their phones
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)

Can't smoke joints with baccy in the coffee shops anymore, fuck that

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)

I'd have thought that actual green would be a more pleasant smoke than baccy and resin?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)

I still like baccy in a joint even with green

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)

my mrs is going to croatia this year with a couple of her mates
i was thinking of hungaria or sutin, but got nothing planned yet. quite fancy something with a decent city festival type of thing going on.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)

I'm thinking of going to wanky wanky wanky wank wank wank wank wanky wanky wank this year
I hear it's lovely in the spring
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)

Yes
also in Croatia
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)

11:15
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)

excellence herpes
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)

That's what women use to piss standing up isn't it?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

you'd know m10-2

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)

Oh, I didn't realise that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

I was just looking through Russell crowes art of divorce auction, he was quite an eclectic collector, paintings, guitars, movie stuff , should pay off his ex tho

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

once you've made your third multi-million dollar blockbuster
you probably have to close your ebay account, otherwise you'd buy the entire fucking site one night when you were drunk and bored.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

possibly of interest to old fellas like you and mcbeef
www.thewire.co.uk/galleries/rave-flyers-1991-1993
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)

I had some great ones, one ticket flyer was a pyramid with jelly baby's and a pill in

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)

he used to smoke 60 a day
hero
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:51, archived)

You can buy is gladiator costume, or his romper stomper boots

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:10, archived)

romper stomper was good

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

You and TH
having a nice evening.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:59, archived)

I wouldn't type it
I'd show it
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)

tell that to eddi reader

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:03, archived)

Oh man i love pearl jam

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)

spunky

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:10, archived)

bit of dirty frank, eh?
disgusting
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:10, archived)

Bit short sighted of them to not fit a shower behind the bookcase

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:14, archived)

^does the envolvlution

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)

I already have

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

what did she say?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)

"Och aye"

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

braw

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:27, archived)

and we try... (try) the patience of tangles

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

Away in a tanger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)

What sort of name is 'Sadenia' anyway?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)

might as wheel this out for when the black ice comes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPRmOUxRMY
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)

youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)

now I want a choc ice

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 6:55, archived)

word up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:16, archived)

Cameo or Mel B or KoRn?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:20, archived)

none of the above

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:26, archived)

but the Cameo vid has Geordie La Forge in it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:29, archived)

Gun.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

Terry Christian

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)

barry muslim

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)

Jimmy Jew

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:42, archived)

doesn't he make shoes for ladies?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)

*nods*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

just doin' the do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

& June Jew

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:41, archived)

the bosshoss

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)

MEL B!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

you're such a stereotype

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)

Github

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:44, archived)

nerd

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)

Git on hub.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

Gadzooks!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)

crivens!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)

Noir

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)

reading this in a northern irish accent

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:04, archived)

i.redditmedia.com/ep72btujKPqyIUvkpHLuEeVdLA8Wso3EuXpaqAwbpNQ.jpg?w=960&s=7aa4955101e1910ca5e2e79e16742c96
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:14, archived)

hahaha
I bet *their* dripping with fanny
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)

They're certainly dripping with pizza grease, by the look of them.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)

Hey, glad I never went fishing

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:11, archived)

found something better to do?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)

I was only go for a snow carp, but there's no snow

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)

bum

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:14, archived)

no need m8, no need

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)

poo

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

wee

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

brilliant

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

br w ant es
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:11, archived)

Morning
Snowing here finally
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)

getting a bit jelly of everyone else's snow tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)

People, honestly.
They complain when they get snow and they complain when they don't.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

Don't be
Just nipped to the doctor's to get blood taken and forgot to change out of my slippers
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)

You don't make those sorts of mistakes when it's hovering near -20
Even opening the window takes your breath away.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)

You're in Warsaw not Berlin, you dopey twat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)

soz

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)

If it was- 20 here i wouldn't leave the house

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

what temperature is it where you are and are you leaving the house?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)

You stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

finally, someone asking the important questions

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

I'm guessing '20 degrees and No'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:00, archived)

-2 and I'm going shopping

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:06, archived)

tesco.com?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)

hey hey it's the morning
and people say it mornings around
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

they do say that
yes
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)

They said it ONCE, m8
ONCE
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

They do say that once are they led it off the road, I believe.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:02, archived)

false

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

totally still counts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)

i hear they were under the influence at the time too

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:44, archived)

Many years ago, my cousin and I watched 'Head' halfway through an acid trip
and during 'Daddy's Song' my cousin had a really nasty turn. He ended up walking down to the creek to chill out, only to be confronted by zombies emerging from the shore. To my knowledge, he never did acid again.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

is your cousin al snow?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:58, archived)

Come on, there's no need to be like that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:59, archived)

it's what everybody wants

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)

tell me who and I'll smash their fucking teeth in
nobody says that about MY morning.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

we're too busy morning to put anybody down

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)

murning
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

disgusting

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)

let him who is without morning cast the first stone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

Hey Scotty, Jesus man!

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

exactly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)

so wake up at noon, get stoned
gotcha
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)

actually that does seem to be the better option

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

if you insist

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)

this morning insists upon itself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

yeah man, fuck eamonn holmes

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:50, archived)

Weather.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)

brrr, weather eh, lot of it about this time of year

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

morning bottom

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)

^ /talk's Rik Mayle

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

*mayall

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

Fucksake.
Nobody's reading that shit you type...

What are you all up to this cold and frosty Monday?
I reckon I'll be polishing off the last of the joints and watching Thor 3.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)

I'm 'avin' fish'n chips in a wee bit

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:02, archived)

Noice.
Mushy peas? Curry sauce? Pickled onions?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:07, archived)

fries 'n mayo

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)

bit sauce
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)

next time

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)

i once ruined a plate of fish & chips by accidentally knocking my glass of squash over and soaking it
that looked a bit like dehydrated wee, i s'pose
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)

My nan once slopped coke over her chips, mistaking it for vinegar.
Nans and food, this is some high level /talk-ing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

yn
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)

Bees are on the what now?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:33, archived)

Fish are friends not fooood :(

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)

alright "shark" from Finding Nemo

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:21, archived)

Bruce mate

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)

don't waste your time on this bunch of pixar haters, man

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

Named after the shark from jaws
Which was, in turn, named after Spielberg's lawyer
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)

I just assumed they'd done it as an aussie name , bruce and Shelia being what all aussies are called

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)

Happy coincidence, I think

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)

Nah it must have entered their heads , I didn't know jaws was called bruce

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)

It was by all the crew
Spielberg took to calling it the great white turd because it broke down so often
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:22, archived)

had free tickets to see a film called 'game night' tonight but it's very cold out and we're both a bit ill so fuck it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)

I'd not heard of that one; it looks worth a watch.
Also get well soon.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)

yeah it looks alright but not really the kind of thing that HAS to be seen on a big screen. i'll stream it online at some point
also: cheers
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)

I'm up the juicer

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:27, archived)

STANDARD

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:37, archived)

I'll probably crack open the lambrini and get into some Aniston rom-coms :) :) :)

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)

Having some chicken barley soup

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)

Got the girls coming round tonight for Lambrini and gossip

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:59, archived)

cracked open a cold one and downloaded illegal warez because I am ;33t af

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)

Hour long game of Pokémon with the youngest, followed by a late dinner.
/blog
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)

I've just been bullied into allowing my boy to buy an online skin, I fucking hate that shit , 8 quid

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)

+k

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:45, archived)

I don't hate that shit , mods do

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:54, archived)

An online skink?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)

Careful now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)

first warning

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:01, archived)

Turns 360 and walks away

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:13, archived)

Ugh.
Not a fan of that microtransaction crap. Made the mistake of letting mine buy Minecraft Story Mode for his tablet, not realising that you had to buy it in instalments. Fuck that noise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)

I saw Harry Dean Stanton's final film today, what a wonderful film to end with.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)

COCK!
Now that I've got your attention....LOOK AT MY FUCKEN COCK!

Not really. Cold innit? It's been snowing on and off today. Not much, of course, but still. What has been lightly falling from the sky where YOU live? Probably shit or summat. Fucking pricks.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)

It's busy twohats.
Really busy. Boiler break downs. Fucking plumber off sick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)

Not a lot.
Yesterday I saw my psycho con man former landlord in the supermarket, the one who tried to rip me off for €10,000 by having the entire kitchen of my flat redone at my expense when I gave up the flat in perfectly serviceable condition. He gave me an evil glare, so I gave him an evil glare back.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)

Guffs

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)

I'm cancelling my trip due to the lack of snedge, might just go pub

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)

I am leaving in 10 mins.
There are already delays.

#Commuterchat
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)

I was going to go fishing, but unless I can get a good 12 inches it's not worth risking just being cold all night

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)

A-men, sister!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)

lol, willies

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:51, archived)

#2snedgy4me

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)

snow like mild dandruff here
occasional flake, but not much else
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)

Ineffectual snowflakes, here.
Typical millennial weather.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)

bits of people and wispa bars
/Leicester
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:04, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)

life is falling

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:13, archived)

Good article plotting the rise and fall of a huge market
www.hodinkee.com/articles/four-revolutions-led-watches
( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:19, archived)

yeah, a few flakes here too
everyone is hoping that it'll settle and work will be closed tomorrow but if that happens, i just won't get paid for the day. zero hour contract ftw!!!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)

I'll pay you with hope

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)

thanks ma8e. x

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)

Liz Truss will be so proud.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:06, archived)

she's such a dweeb

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:25, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:12, archived)

Morning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:42, archived)

alright WP

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)

Bloody cold mate.
Almost came a cropper on some ice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

Alright grrry, my fishing gear is all ready to rock , fingers crossed there's enough snow here to make it worth going

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:49, archived)

is snow good for fishing then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)

No absolutely terrible, pointless even trying really , but if you get a snow carp it makes a great picture

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:58, archived)

can't you make a snowcarp like people make snowmen?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

Funny enough if you Google snow carp people have made some good ones

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

but where do you put the carrot?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:30, archived)

Not really part of my fishing stuff carrots

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)

maybe you should try it as bait

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:33, archived)

I'm not elmer fudd

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:35, archived)

5mm and the town is paralysed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:58, archived)

we've hit the point where it's too cold for snow
-7 all weekend then -15 last night, my balls clanked on my morning walk
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)

G B
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)

I've got my thermals on now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

the town is paralysed my winky is fully erect lol
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

Morning.
Everyone over here's bleating about record low temperatures but I think they're just being jessies for the time being. It doesn't feel any colder than last week.

Good luck to garidead on the examination. How long until you know the results?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:09, archived)

all seems bollocks to me
we used to have winters reaching -20 regularly, and I encountered -30 once where you can feel the water crystalizing on your eyeballs. Not seen winters that harsh for a decade.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

-20's the worst I've personally experienced, in St Petersburg and then in New York.
The sight of a snowflake around here, though, is the harbinger of a wave of collective panic that makes people drive like terrified idiots.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

Yeah, but it makes a nice change for everyone to be sedate and careful rather than driving like a just passed 17 year old on drugs and with a car full of mates

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

Oh no, this is the other kind of terrified idiocy.
This is the "It's a bit slippy out; I reckon I could drift my way across this T-junction" kind.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)

"But, but I was good at Sega Rally back in the day!"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:31, archived)

Commuting with huskies is the way forward

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

k s
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

i.imgur.com/PGSj2Gg.gif
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:25, archived)

What's the emission rate?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:29, archived)

no-one knows, it's a VW Husky

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)

www.dogpoweredscooter.com
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

I do see people cycling with a dog on a leash
it angers me
( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)

that's as infuriating as cyclists with headphones in

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)

My daughter was in tears on account of there being no snow and no school closures.
Also, her brother is off sick, which is a great injustice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)

two pencils up the nose and pants on head?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

Wibble.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)

hey

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

yo dollars

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

It's a bit cold.
But no snow in the West country, and none expected for a couple of days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)

that's good news
you don't want all three teeth in your village to start chattering
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)

Quite.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)

Morning bells, morning bells, morning all the way

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:50, archived)

sorry m8, you're too late, you should go away

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)

Today I get to share the office with three women.
They've now been yakking for a solid half-hour about how shocking it is that parents buy their children iPhones and children shouldn't be allowed to have their telephones in bed and such-and-such a kid borrowed someone else's phone and sent a message to all the parents asking permission to go home from school and they're too young to have the internet on their phones and so-and-so threw a tantrum because her brother got a better phone than she did and bla bla bla Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells bla bla bla bloody Nora.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Tunbridge Wells is nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)

I've never been.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

I had a super mario watch in primary school with a built in game
it's why I'm addicted to collecting gold coins now
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)

Inject lactulose into some chocolates
That should get shut of them
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

Two of them don't even like chocolate, believe it or not.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:22, archived)

Fucking headwrongs

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

morning bottom get

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:01, archived)

denied

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

beaten by commute chat :(((

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

Most of the commuting network into London has collapsed due to the possibility of snow.
2 hours 40 fucking minutes to cover 83 miles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)

Got to leave London before 6pm too as it's shutting ffs

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

Same here. I'll be on my toes at 4pm tbh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:07, archived)

Oh I'm not in london, I just saw it on the news

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)

how the fuck is 83 miles a "commute"?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

It's 2018, dude.
Train does 70mph = little over an hour.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:06, archived)

Calais is about 80 miles from London m8, it's hardly in the commuter belt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)

It's not my regular commute. I am staying at the seaside at the mo'.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:08, archived)

Bournemouth?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:11, archived)

Worthing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

It's nice to work a 15 minute walk from my gaff

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

knowing that you drove a knackered old soviet two-stroke instead makes that even better

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

Takes me 20 mins to walk to the station. Before all the bollocks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

I feel so sorry for you, Mr house in the country, house on the coast.
Your greed is taking food from the mouths of starving poor
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)

I AM THE STARVING POOR!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:07, archived)

alright

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:53, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:55, archived)

SuNddAAYYy NiiGHtt, feeling alright.
you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:36, archived)

Not bad
Nice chilled night in front of the telly with a pint or two
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:48, archived)

or three or four, more like

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:44, archived)

It's funny because chronic liver failure!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:01, archived)

I'm drinking hot mulled wine with honey
which feels medicinal and is making me drunk and warm. Might put on a cream turtleneck sweater in a minute and have a bit of a sing, in front of the roaring fire in my log cabin in the 80s.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:23, archived)

alright, Jason Voorhees

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:40, archived)

You've just given me a nice flashback of the first time I ever watched The Pink Panther,
with David Niven and the very lovely Claudia Cardinale in the chalet in the mountains.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

Is this your murnkey?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 23:54, archived)

Top Gear in 18 minutes!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

Just finished my workout, might make popcorn.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)

Ive got a touch of the sniffles, but I'm cool ... then hot...oh hahahaha

( mongychops, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)

RIP Leicester

( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:37, archived)

All those polski sklep up in smoke

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)

RIP Tyskie slabs

( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)

Gas explosion?
Trying to fiddle the meter.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:53, archived)

No more epsom derbies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:30, archived)

Sometime sent me a link to Sirens feminist theatre
which was disconcerting.

youtu.be/rbs7q5E5mHE
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

Not a looker in the bunch

( mongychops, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:44, archived)

Feminists are good for cardigan sales

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

There used to be a lot of this wank
around in Brighton. I used to see flyers in pubs for it, seems to have dried up over the last couple of years. Maybe I've just stopped noticing it.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:13, archived)

still some knocking about :(

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

All we get is posters for stupid psychics

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)

Mr Madiba!
A gifted African spiritual healer from birth!

Can help you with:

Financial debt!
Sexual impotence!
Gay!
Black magic!

That was handed to me at East Croydon station in about 1999.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)

It would have been funny if he'd handed it to a South African bloke
who took exception at Nelson Mandela's honorific being exploited like that, and lamped him.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)

goo.gl/images/sv1WgW

Looks like he dropped the gay bit.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

Probably had too many calls from people wanting help with how to be gay.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)

Or wanting to buy chocolates

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)

Ok
 
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:25, archived)

Ok

( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:36, archived)

Two Hats new place:
Gates of Hell
( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:53, archived)

That is tasteful.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

"Those who disrespect females "

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:32, archived)

pretentious toss

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

So feminism is screaming and wanking? I'm well feminist then.

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:06, archived)

Send them to b3ta...
Look ladies, another joke about Trump. He's ORANGE! Now THAT is art. Leave it to the lads then get back in the kitchen.
(LokiMD, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:12, archived)

Ween

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:02, archived)

Ok

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:48, archived)

Ok

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:59, archived)

Ok

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:05, archived)

eh?

( MrA, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:04, archived)

Ween

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:16, archived)

idgi either

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 2:17, archived)

Ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 0:16, archived)

Cheers

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 1:47, archived)

ok

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 7:05, archived)

Alright wobblers?
I've had a great day and I'm a bit pissed. You wanna go?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)

Yeah alright, where we going?

( mongychops, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:29, archived)

I'm going down the Punter.
Got Stella 4 on at 3 quid a pint until they run out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

sure
you better drive though.
( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:34, archived)

I'll get us a cab. Danno at Royal cars is a mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

Do you ring him up and ask him to "book 'em" for you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)

No. Because I'm not a prick

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)

9 on the corner?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)

I'll be there with Beansie

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:03, archived)

You cunts always do this, it's fucking freezing and I'm strolling, you better drop me off later

( mongychops, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)

Soz, danno says he'll get polish Tom to drop you back when we're done.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)

remember when everyone was saying mem?
lol
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)

trufax

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:23, archived)

Before my time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)

qwertz

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 12:50, archived)

qwantz

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)

thanks for discussing Taskmaster yesterday
I had a good laugh watching people eat melon
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)

romesh's approach to that task made me choke on my drink

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:55, archived)

I never found him that funny before
but the fury with which he approached that task has astounded me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:00, archived)

it's a great show

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:56, archived)

idgi

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)

mem, 'member?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)

lol waki

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)

unfortunately yes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 14:54, archived)

The guard fell off me beard trimmer.
I no longer have a beard.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)

gutted

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)

this could be a good thing

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)

I just trimmed mine then decided to keep going and have a hair cut
1/2" all over, slightly longer on top. i look like action man now. (lol cos i cut my nob off lol)
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)

The guard fell off my clippers once and I took a chunk out of the back of my hair so I shaved it all off
then we went to a wedding and someone asked my wife if I was recovering from chemo lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:32, archived)

Remember when wanky wank wank wanky wanky wank wank?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:10, archived)

The good ol' days

( mongychops, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:03, archived)

remember when the thick one out of vicar of dibley was still alive?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)

RIP

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:58, archived)

Shame that, no age

( mongychops, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:04, archived)

right? i thought i must have misread the headline

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:55, archived)

Be my time soon

( mongychops, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:28, archived)

don't fear the reaper

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:54, archived)

It's good this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca93bp-jpn8
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 0:14, archived)

idk i don't mind that bonobo stuff but it seems to lack urgency or passion
or saink
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 1:03, archived)

WHISTLE TEST!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:03, archived)

Old grey ?

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:23, archived)

Yeah. 3 hours of questionable stuff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)

i dunno
this thread will probably last longer than that
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:42, archived)

1. What bird appears in the name of the whistle used throughout the Keith Papworth track "Victorian Vintage", used in the 1978 film "Dawn of the Dead"?

2. What does a football referee blowing his whistle three times traditionally signify?

3. What could siblings Elspeth and Angus summon by blowing their Thistle Whistles?

4. In which 1944 film did Lauren Bacall deliver her famous "whistle" line?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:24, archived)

I only know two for Def , the Lauren one I know I know, it'll come to me, the first one I have no idea

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:28, archived)

I read number one wrong, I thought you wanted to identify a birds whistle used in the film

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)

Probably not many birds in whistles, I'm hardly an expert tho

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:36, archived)

God, imagine that on your CV
"Whistle Expert"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:45, archived)

The has been some famous ones

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)

Women are allowed to wear suits now, it's political correctness gone mad

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:08, archived)

Big shoulder pads tho

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:17, archived)

Is 2 full time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)

Yeah

( mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:01, archived)

Wow.
This is going down in history as a football question to which I actually knew the answer.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:52, archived)

5. Name the Disney cartoon featuring seven whistlers.

6. Which Guns N' Roses song opens with a few seconds of whistling?

7. Name the Enid Blyton character.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:27, archived)

I tested mine
It's definitely a whistle
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:51, archived)

mem

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:01, archived)

8. the theft of the painting 'whistler's mother' is central to the plot of which 1997 film?

9. how many secret whistles are hidden throughout super mario bros 3

10. which american cereal gave away toy whistles that could be used for 'phone phreaking'
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)

ooh! I know one!
10
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)

12. How do builders on a site traditionally express their approval of an attractive passing woman?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)

14. what word rhymes with fucking 'gristle', you cunt

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:13, archived)

epistle

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:15, archived)

sorry, you have answered incorrectly
this was the simplest question in what was clearly marked as a whistle based test. you are terminally thick. please surrender all sharp objects
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)

What if it's an epistle in silbo gomero?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:25, archived)

thread of world peace and universal love
you can say mem
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:09, archived)

World peace, you say?
Sounds a bit gay
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 19:14, archived)

get bent

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)

+Don't for
+to put your
e i
+s out tonigh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:18, archived)

Respect.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)

I don't want to say "mem".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 20:21, archived)