all good things must come to an end
which is why this place just keeps going
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which is why this place just keeps going
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translated from German, there is a saying:
"everything has an end only a sausage has two."
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:16, archived)
"everything has an end only a sausage has two."
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I'm fairly sure there are other things with two ends
but better to not say this, just look at what happened to the All Lives Matter lot
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:19, archived)
but better to not say this, just look at what happened to the All Lives Matter lot
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when you go out your front door each day, are you going into an infinite hole with infinite entrances?
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yeah but wouldn't it be functionally the same thing?
how many holes in this ball?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:50, archived)
how many holes in this ball?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:50, archived)
i'm beginning to suspect that you're not as much of a hole expert as your business card would suggest
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I've worked hard to get where I am.
I suppose it just comes naturally to you.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:46, archived)
I suppose it just comes naturally to you.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:46, archived)
so you can't dig a hole at all? you can only dig a tunnel or a cave?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:42, archived)
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:42, archived)
You could argue that any hole is a very small cave.
At which dimensional point does a hole become a cave?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:58, archived)
At which dimensional point does a hole become a cave?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 18:58, archived)
Eh, it worked in the preview.
Think I've fixed it now - it's gone purple, at least.
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Think I've fixed it now - it's gone purple, at least.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:31, archived)
No kick start apparently, so you have to pedal up and bump it every time.
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My elderly neighbour used to get about on something similar.
Never bothered to get a licence for it, got away with it for years before a policeman told her to stop.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:18, archived)
Never bothered to get a licence for it, got away with it for years before a policeman told her to stop.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:18, archived)
hiya
I’m kind. I’m genuine. I’m stubborn as hell.
I have depression. I’m gay. I’ve experienced a lot of pain, but also a lot of joy. I’ll explore both in my blog.
I love the water. I love being outdoors. I love exploring. Exploring ideas, exploring places, exploring feelings. I love meeting new people and making deep connections.
I tend to wander. I rarely move in straight lines.
I don’t have a plan for the future, but I’m working on it. Once I have one it will probably evolve anyway. And that’s a good thing.
So that’s me. Thanks for taking the time to visit my site!
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I’m kind. I’m genuine. I’m stubborn as hell.
I have depression. I’m gay. I’ve experienced a lot of pain, but also a lot of joy. I’ll explore both in my blog.
I love the water. I love being outdoors. I love exploring. Exploring ideas, exploring places, exploring feelings. I love meeting new people and making deep connections.
I tend to wander. I rarely move in straight lines.
I don’t have a plan for the future, but I’m working on it. Once I have one it will probably evolve anyway. And that’s a good thing.
So that’s me. Thanks for taking the time to visit my site!
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:03, archived)
78.media.tumblr.com/e224daff1d02aa064e084a8770d1c1fa/tumblr_mowxx6a0Mk1stqv9no5_400.gif
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Roads, rails, escalators and lifts must
represent quite a challenge. On the bright side you're safer from crocodiles.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
represent quite a challenge. On the bright side you're safer from crocodiles.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
=CHAR(109)&CHAR(111)&CHAR(114)&CHAR(110)&CHAR(105)&CHAR(110)&CHAR(103)
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
void loop {
Serial.println(=CHAR(112)&CHAR(114)&CHAR(105)&CHAR(99)&CHAR(107));
}
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
posting on here is like making love to a beautiful woman
I have to use my fingers
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
I have to use my fingers
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
Wednesday, 33 from Luton, enjoys long walks, romantic meals, and banging like a shithouse door in the wind
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
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Just the two worst posters on the whole forum so far.
This thread is not promising.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:07, archived)
This thread is not promising.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:07, archived)
Britains top health official says we all need to go on a diet.
'Coz we're fat an' that.
What are you having for lunch?
Do we do food threads here?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:27, archived)
'Coz we're fat an' that.
What are you having for lunch?
Do we do food threads here?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:27, archived)
chicken salad on rye with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:39, archived)
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my opinion of UK diets is a distinct lack of vegetables
my parents, aunts, friends, restaurants, really seem to skimp on the veggies, like they're a waste of platespace or summink.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:49, archived)
my parents, aunts, friends, restaurants, really seem to skimp on the veggies, like they're a waste of platespace or summink.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:49, archived)
As kids, we had veg or salad with absolutely everything.
I still do it now.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:57, archived)
I still do it now.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:57, archived)
Meat is tasty, carbs fill you up, and chocolate is nice as a treat.
What are vegetables for?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:09, archived)
What are vegetables for?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:09, archived)
They're pretty good at gravitational singularity theorems in the framework of general relativity and the theoretical prediction that black holes emit radiation
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:15, archived)
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I observed your nan's hole last christmas, m8
and what it emmited had a half-life of 10 million years
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)
and what it emmited had a half-life of 10 million years
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)
seriously my nan is really nice and i'm sure her bumhole is perfectly normal for a ninety-odd year old
you want to have a serious think about punching up and punching down. seriously.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
you want to have a serious think about punching up and punching down. seriously.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
i mean fucking hell, my nana is lovely. you've badly pissed me off now. enough is enough.
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i hope your nan dies in the next thirty minutes you fucking bastard.
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I've already reported him to the mods
He'll be banned by the end of the day
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
He'll be banned by the end of the day
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
they fill up your food pouch so you don't gorge yourself into becoming a fat cunt
seems this theory hasn't worked in the UK
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:17, archived)
seems this theory hasn't worked in the UK
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you'll have to start eating stones to fill you up, like fucking sea lions or something
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Carrot and bacon soup made by the mrs, improved with the fuckton of Tabasco I threw in.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:03, archived)
i'm not fat, i'm slim and sexy as fuck with a perfect bmi and everything.
i've not had lunch but i plan to get a pasty from greg's in a bit, then i'm going to get some chuftwackawacka, then either a takeaway or a nice italian restaurant for some fatty dairy and carby goodness.
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i've not had lunch but i plan to get a pasty from greg's in a bit, then i'm going to get some chuftwackawacka, then either a takeaway or a nice italian restaurant for some fatty dairy and carby goodness.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)
That thread was abysmal
I just found out Motorpsycho did a best-of album last year and it's really good. What's put a smile on your face recently?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
I just found out Motorpsycho did a best-of album last year and it's really good. What's put a smile on your face recently?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
don't be disgusting, I meant either ‘light-hearted and carefree’ or ‘bright and showy’
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:00, archived)
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"bright and showy" is an interesting way of describing what the Enola Gay did to Hiroshima
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
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Put the residents off ever buying rubbish synth pop records again?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
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That rare occasion when my eldest gives me a hug without trying to pick my pocket.
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mine's just developed sympathetic responses
but in her simplest toddler style of over-exaggerating, it just feels like she's taking the piss
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
but in her simplest toddler style of over-exaggerating, it just feels like she's taking the piss
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
My kids made me birthday cards
The one from the youngest featured a picture of me crying, with a speech bubble that read "I'm 41! I'm having a mid-life crisis!"
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
The one from the youngest featured a picture of me crying, with a speech bubble that read "I'm 41! I'm having a mid-life crisis!"
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
So, you're saying I should encourage a young boy to feel my bumhole?
Disgusting.
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Disgusting.
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no, i'm saying it's already happening
and you're happy when it doesn't
don't make this weird
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
and you're happy when it doesn't
don't make this weird
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
I'm not really a smiler
Moving house has definitely improved my overall mood, though. I'm a lot more relaxed than I was.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
Moving house has definitely improved my overall mood, though. I'm a lot more relaxed than I was.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
No, this is different
The current shed isn't big enough for the things we want to put in it
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
The current shed isn't big enough for the things we want to put in it
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
trying to choose the worst word for tits
not sure if its jubblies or chesticles.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
not sure if its jubblies or chesticles.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
Good question
I'm actually not sure. Something tells me I've heard it elsewhere, but I can't be certain.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
I'm actually not sure. Something tells me I've heard it elsewhere, but I can't be certain.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
He who makes a prick of himself gets rid of the pain of being a ledge
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
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Hearing someone describe very saggy and oddly shaped tits as looking like gonzo's nose
Proper giggled at that.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
Proper giggled at that.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
Good morning
I can’t leave the house yet to drive to Manchester because everytime I get in the Car I think I am going to Shit myself and have to run back in for a shit.
Why haven’t you left for work yet?
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I can’t leave the house yet to drive to Manchester because everytime I get in the Car I think I am going to Shit myself and have to run back in for a shit.
Why haven’t you left for work yet?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 6:46, archived)
just sat down at my desk
it was a busy commute up the stairs this morning.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:10, archived)
it was a busy commute up the stairs this morning.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:10, archived)
Ah. I had a few drinks last night. And it seems I may have bid on an old Batavus moped.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)
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mopeds and fat girls are both fun to ride
until someone sees you.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:48, archived)
until someone sees you.
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Haha,
I'd never heard of one until I woke up this morning as the winning bidder
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)
I'd never heard of one until I woke up this morning as the winning bidder
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)
I've not heard of them either
but a quick google seems like they're a knock-off of some Javas.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:05, archived)
but a quick google seems like they're a knock-off of some Javas.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:05, archived)
I can't seem to find the right place for my desk in my home office
If I place it so I can look out of the window then I get too much screen glare for most of the day, and if I try to reduce the glare then I'm stuck staring at blank walls.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:08, archived)
If I place it so I can look out of the window then I get too much screen glare for most of the day, and if I try to reduce the glare then I'm stuck staring at blank walls.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:08, archived)
The people who used to live here ran their own business
and they built an office area at one end of the house. Job done.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
and they built an office area at one end of the house. Job done.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)
My son told me he's having a fencing lesson today
I don't know where I've moved to, Dollars.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)
I don't know where I've moved to, Dollars.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)
I guess, I mean a person well versed in IT security wouldn't make it so obvious
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Because I'm on my last day of paternity leave because my greedy wife won't share any of her maternity leave.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:34, archived)
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being back at work is much better than being at home with a screaming infant
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:41, archived)
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Because I haven't got a job yet
And I have to wait in for the electrician
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
And I have to wait in for the electrician
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:38, archived)
still no job?
it's almost like you're willfully sabotaging your chances.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:41, archived)
it's almost like you're willfully sabotaging your chances.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 8:41, archived)
There's fuck all decent right now
Hoping this auditor job comes off next week
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Hoping this auditor job comes off next week
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Evenin'.
Look at this! You couldn't make it up. Straight out of the Monty Python.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:53, archived)
Look at this! You couldn't make it up. Straight out of the Monty Python.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:53, archived)
Sounds suspiciously like you're accusing the BBC of reporting FAKE NEWS.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:13, archived)
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Nah, more like accusing cheese festival organizers of being shit
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/organisers-of-diabolical-cheese-festival-hit-back-as-angry-foodies-demand-refunds-for-worst-event-a3721656.html
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:50, archived)
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/organisers-of-diabolical-cheese-festival-hit-back-as-angry-foodies-demand-refunds-for-worst-event-a3721656.html
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:50, archived)
No really, but I'm not overly busy, go for it, I'll disagree with whatever you fancy
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:17, archived)
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*some sort of strikey-g attempt to undermine the fact you did alright at something for once*
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:24, archived)
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I think I can accurately describe myself as a "middle management",
which is another way of saying "useless wanker" .
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
which is another way of saying "useless wanker" .
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
Nicely.
It doesn't involve delivering cheese to festivals, does it?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:26, archived)
It doesn't involve delivering cheese to festivals, does it?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:26, archived)
Contract Manager.
Is there's a more exciting, dynamic, and fulfilling role available, then I'm not qualified to do it.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:37, archived)
Is there's a more exciting, dynamic, and fulfilling role available, then I'm not qualified to do it.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:37, archived)
I did that for a few years.
Turned me into the complete opposite of a grammar Nazi.
Unless I'm being paid for it I don't give a flying fuck about how you misspell or otherwise screw up the English language.
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Turned me into the complete opposite of a grammar Nazi.
Unless I'm being paid for it I don't give a flying fuck about how you misspell or otherwise screw up the English language.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 5:12, archived)
I was bored so I went on one of those sex chat cam rooms I've been hearing so much about. Managed to start a food thread.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 19:59, archived)
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Had to google that so now I've learned something today, thank you.
Well actually I learned two things, the cam girl's favourite food is mushroom soup.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
Well actually I learned two things, the cam girl's favourite food is mushroom soup.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
I wasn't trolling. I even bought some tokens so I could tip her 5 quid to tell me what sort of sandwich she's having later.
She showed me her bumhole too although I didn't ask her too. Would have seemed rude.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)
She showed me her bumhole too although I didn't ask her too. Would have seemed rude.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)
Why are you in possession of tokens?
And www.adultwork.com is still active so you can watch local cam whorez
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)
And www.adultwork.com is still active so you can watch local cam whorez
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)
K originally intended to just link to the site but his cam came up and it made me lol.
I apologise if he's got his cock out now.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:28, archived)
I apologise if he's got his cock out now.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:28, archived)
A mate of mine went on a cam site when we were wasted
and bombarded the model with questions about where she did her shopping.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:15, archived)
and bombarded the model with questions about where she did her shopping.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:15, archived)
I didn't bother to ask that, I don't really know anything about shopping in Estonia.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 20:16, archived)
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yet more evidence piles up that as a species we deserve to be removed asap
did people really complain about this
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:00, archived)
did people really complain about this
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:00, archived)
I mean I am certain I saw loads of cheese in a shop recently, there was like a whole aisle of it, open fridges,
what kind of tool pays twenty two quid to be able to go buy some cheeses, when you can go buy some cheeses without paying an entry fee, in literally thousands of places
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:02, archived)
what kind of tool pays twenty two quid to be able to go buy some cheeses, when you can go buy some cheeses without paying an entry fee, in literally thousands of places
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:02, archived)
genuinely how do they get through their days
without harming themselves accidentally
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:04, archived)
without harming themselves accidentally
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:04, archived)
I think of it like st patricks day in Tokyo, utterly ridiculous
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"But for some of those who paid £22 to get in, there simply weren't enough of those mongers."
Fucksake BBC, we don't call them 'mongers' any more.
Please. It's 'spazmodeacons'.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:06, archived)
Fucksake BBC, we don't call them 'mongers' any more.
Please. It's 'spazmodeacons'.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 21:06, archived)
is he some obscure prog guitarist or saink?
surely you're not talking about fucking cricket.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 15:46, archived)
surely you're not talking about fucking cricket.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 15:46, archived)
What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?
Your Mum can't take a joke!!!!!!
lol
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)
Your Mum can't take a joke!!!!!!
lol
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face!
lol
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face!
lol
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
Different bit of the NHS.
Been looking externally, but not found anything that suits.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
Been looking externally, but not found anything that suits.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
They're pretty brutal, I hope you know the list of 30 years worth of Golden Demon winners off by heart
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
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Wife's cousin was involved in setting up Games Workshop.
Was "let go" a while back, and now he hates them.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
Was "let go" a while back, and now he hates them.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
For this job I did say "I don't make concrete plans as I like to adapt to a changing environment
but failing that, fucking your cum guzzling whore wife."
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:04, archived)
but failing that, fucking your cum guzzling whore wife."
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:04, archived)
oh, it's several inches, don't you worry about that
In fact, it's a little bigger than I was expecting.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
In fact, it's a little bigger than I was expecting.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
Yeah
I asked the kids how long they think it'll be until I say "I wish I'd got the bigger one"
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
I asked the kids how long they think it'll be until I say "I wish I'd got the bigger one"
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
When I left the UK in 2004 I had a 28" which felt big
Then I bought a 50" two years back and it looked monstrous. Now I understand it's actually on the small side for most people.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
Then I bought a 50" two years back and it looked monstrous. Now I understand it's actually on the small side for most people.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
People just seem to get the biggest they can,
regardless of living room size.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)
regardless of living room size.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)
that looks like fun
alt: grrrmorning
alt²: have a nice candles-day
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:24, archived)
alt: grrrmorning
alt²: have a nice candles-day
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:24, archived)
I'm sure it'll really piss people off by the end of the day
especially on mobile
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:27, archived)
especially on mobile
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:27, archived)
I read the reference to the Welsh, in the above reply.
I'm not looking up whose saint Piran is.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
I'm not looking up whose saint Piran is.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
prolly not going to get that job now with that lack of attention
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
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I don't blame them
their local corner shop only sells The Sun and The Guardian
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
their local corner shop only sells The Sun and The Guardian
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:14, archived)
even devolved regions hold too much centralised power
it's time to return to an open field system and allow each individual to be fully independent
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
it's time to return to an open field system and allow each individual to be fully independent
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
they should grant Cornwall independence then bomb it and take it back
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)
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haha, I get this because in many languages hui is something like cock. Bulgarian for example, and Polish, obvsly
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
I'm starting to think I might be too old for the internet
imgur.com/gallery/WRjEjq4
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:51, archived)
imgur.com/gallery/WRjEjq4
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:51, archived)
imgur is full of whingy teens making "wish I could kill myself" jokes
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
lol internetz
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( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:37, archived)
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( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:37, archived)
alright, well done on 13 years of being a nob
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)
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( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)
good luck m8
I've got a new boss poking his nose into the team I created, so I dunno if I'm going to be given more powers or have all the credit stolen.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)
I've got a new boss poking his nose into the team I created, so I dunno if I'm going to be given more powers or have all the credit stolen.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)
Do the punters not mind you pissing about on your phone whilst you're giving them lapdances?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 1:17, archived)
( , Mon 5 Mar 2018, 1:17, archived)
The government's an corporations are modifying the disease they are infectin us with it deliberately to keep population down. How in just 20yrs can 1in 4 people be affected by cancer now it's 1in 2 people that's a dramatic increase in such a small period of time they promote it on advertising like it's OK to hav cancer etc they know so much about it there's a different type of cancer for every part of the nervous system that's because they create an modify it that's how they know so much they will hav a cure for it also but u will not get to hear of it that's for sure. There's a good film called watchmen marvel film it's about the states government whoever infectin citizens with cancer and I believe it's very true I know it's a film but where do u think they get there ideas for films usually on real life events past or present FACT
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:14, archived)
I must admit that I didn't believe any of this until the last word, now I know it to be true
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:46, archived)
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I don't find it that hard to believe that Zak Snyder is an agent of the nwo,
and that he deliberately picked Alan Moore's classic comic to ruin and taunt us over the increasing cancer rates.
Y'know, if you choose to overlook that this is all a load of rubbish.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)
and that he deliberately picked Alan Moore's classic comic to ruin and taunt us over the increasing cancer rates.
Y'know, if you choose to overlook that this is all a load of rubbish.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)
Ruin?
I bet you got all funny about Thor ragnarok being too fun as well. You stupid nerd cunt.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:06, archived)
I bet you got all funny about Thor ragnarok being too fun as well. You stupid nerd cunt.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:06, archived)
Ragnarok was great, Watchmen was a fucking travesty.
Terry Gilliam had the right idea when he suggested making it into a TV series.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:17, archived)
Terry Gilliam had the right idea when he suggested making it into a TV series.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:17, archived)
It was a bit paired down, lost some elements, but it wasn't terrible.
The ending was probably a bit better too.
Some nerds I know got very upset about Thor being too silly. I admit it was basically a bit planet hulk with Thor in, but a good film
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:19, archived)
The ending was probably a bit better too.
Some nerds I know got very upset about Thor being too silly. I admit it was basically a bit planet hulk with Thor in, but a good film
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:19, archived)
A straight adaptation of Planet Hulk would have been a bit bleak, for my tastes.
Everything about Watchmen was terrible, except for whoever it was who played The Comedian, he did a really good job.
I think Terry Gilliam was on the right track when he proposed making it into a TV series, rather than a film.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:33, archived)
Everything about Watchmen was terrible, except for whoever it was who played The Comedian, he did a really good job.
I think Terry Gilliam was on the right track when he proposed making it into a TV series, rather than a film.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:33, archived)
Watchmen is the only superhero movie I can think of that isn't formulaic toss
the rest is all boil-in-the-bag bollocks.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)
the rest is all boil-in-the-bag bollocks.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)
I'm not going to try to argue that marvel films offer splendid variety,
but "not being Iron Man" doesn't turn Watchmen into a good film.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:39, archived)
but "not being Iron Man" doesn't turn Watchmen into a good film.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:39, archived)
Thank Trump for breathing new life into the gun control movement, which most likely will not be successful, but will serve as the pretext to censor social media all the same - a prized consolation prize for the Left. The deep state and liberal media have decided to go ALL IN right now with the gun control push. Hollyweird celebrity degenerates will be pushing it tonight (or whenever it is) at the Oscars like never before. Conservative voices on YT are being censored and banned to set an example of what happens when you oppose this push and don't accept the MSM narrative. Even if this push doesn't get the results they want, they've at least banned voices off social media which will make the next push against guns (the next mass shooting incident) all the easier and more likely to gain traction without the naysayers around to point out the facts and ruin the MSM narrative. The impressionable sheep are on Youtube, the choir is at Infowars and other alternative sites. The establishment must've finally figured out how the Internet works and are playing dirty and for keeps now.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:21, archived)
I'm not even going to ask what "MSM narrative" is.
30% of my brain shut down trying to read this.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:37, archived)
30% of my brain shut down trying to read this.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:37, archived)
Since the CIA turned my frog into a bender
I have eschewed flu jabs. No-one's Brazilling me and my fingerprints. Fucking extraterrestrial lizard pricks.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:10, archived)
I have eschewed flu jabs. No-one's Brazilling me and my fingerprints. Fucking extraterrestrial lizard pricks.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:10, archived)
Your frog is happy with his sexuality, don't hit him with your negativity
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)
Government preference reassignment chemicals are they wean him off the toad
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:43, archived)
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:43, archived)
Two Hats might not have time for us when Anna comes
alt. happy birthday from /talk
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 12:21, archived)
alt. happy birthday from /talk
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 12:21, archived)
Another successful orbit around the sun, I dunno how he does it
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 12:30, archived)
no, unfortunately not
if royal mail can't deliver due to bad weather, they set fire to all the post to help keep the homeless warm
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 15:00, archived)
if royal mail can't deliver due to bad weather, they set fire to all the post to help keep the homeless warm
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 15:00, archived)
Big up, Sundayers!
It's a cracking mild and sunny day out there today, perfect for a long country walk.
Breakfast: fokken king fokken prawns, bliksem.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
It's a cracking mild and sunny day out there today, perfect for a long country walk.
Breakfast: fokken king fokken prawns, bliksem.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
Turns out my tablet repair job was a success, after all.
Quick bacon, egg, fried bread to fuel myself before whatever it is I have to do today.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)
Quick bacon, egg, fried bread to fuel myself before whatever it is I have to do today.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)
Result.
Fried bread...I love that shit. Haven't had it in aaaaaaaaaages.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
Fried bread...I love that shit. Haven't had it in aaaaaaaaaages.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)
Cook it in the bacon runoff, with a little olive oil
Foooooooood...
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)
Foooooooood...
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)
You know, I haven't got up yet but I was planning to make exactly this for breakfast.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)
There was steak left in the fridge this morning
Now there isn't and I'm full.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)
Now there isn't and I'm full.
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