If I flag up a link as porn/nsfw can I still post bumhole? This section of the site has been bumhole focused from the start

( mongychops, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:40, archived)

Gaz mongy, he has a handle on these things.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 22:55, archived)

He told me to fuck off

( mongychops, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:31, archived)

I think Rob must have been upset about it being sexist.
If you post a picture of a woman's bumhole you have to then post a picture of a man's bumhole too for balance.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:04, archived)

Oh, and a dog's bumhole too, to keep the mods happy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:08, archived)

evening

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:12, archived)

All those consonants are making me tumescent.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:13, archived)

the argument about whether y is a vowel or not
nearly led to a divorce in my household
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:48, archived)

just tell me which hole you want me to stick it in

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:26, archived)

Croydon.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:33, archived)

creampie my stoma

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:49, archived)

Fuck this shit

( mongychops, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:24, archived)

did you get stepped?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:47, archived)

Yer , think this is if for us old timers, Rob even gazed me about how he's a poor man's moot

( mongychops, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:47, archived)

Moot was a paedo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 22:13, archived)

Nah moot just gave up nodding, his best mate was a sick cunt

( mongychops, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:31, archived)

Indeed.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:37, archived)

shittest response to anything

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:50, archived)

Well I do try

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:18, archived)

Indeed

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:29, archived)

Apologies for racism:
youtu.be/tkHwvKEtw1o
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:44, archived)

Let's have another holding thread while we wait for the influx of new posters to the site now all the bullying and bad behaviour has been stamped out.
What you doing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 12:28, archived)

shitting my pants and trying to get lots of work finished

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:30, archived)

posting here probably isn't helping

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:31, archived)

I blame Zuckerberg

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:31, archived)

reported to rob for antisemitism

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:35, archived)

I will shit on you

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:36, archived)

Not looking at /talk very often.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:37, archived)

It's dead

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 12:43, archived)

you just wait until newbie tuesday!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

I've already registered a sock puppet account in anticipation

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:38, archived)

trying to find a way to bypass an expensive feature of the pro version of the software I use
by replicating it in a really janky way using the freeware version.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:44, archived)

Just pressed the "I am very sorry" button after 24 hours of the crying kitten.

(_Battered_, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:08, archived)

and are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:12, archived)

Would you be?

(_Battered_, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:13, archived)

do you always answer a question with a question?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:19, archived)

Do you?

(_Battered_, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:20, archived)

do you think I should?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:22, archived)

Why are you interested in my opinion?

(_Battered_, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:24, archived)

bored of this now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:31, archived)

Yep. Me an' all.
What's going down in Cov?
(_Battered_, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:35, archived)

Knitting freaky fred

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:25, archived)

Drawing pictures for Wikipedia to illustrate sexual positions.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 13:51, archived)

Have you done recumbent hooker yet?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:02, archived)

Have you done recum a bent hooker yet?
( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:34, archived)

Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to win QOTW. Cheers
www.b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2631746
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:47, archived)

voted
I don't get the top joke, though
( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:52, archived)

the second one now

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:08, archived)

"gammon" is the name given to blustering fuckwits.
Any fat, balding, old man, working themselves up into a red-faced frenzy over "traitorous remoaners", ends up looking like a joint of ham.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:18, archived)

I see

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:33, archived)

Seems to pop up a lot on my twitter feed.
Lots of people with #FBPE in their usernames, which seems like a determined effort to preach to the choir.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:52, archived)

it's defo up there with cockwomble as an insult

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:57, archived)

It amuses me to see that used in twitter
as someone will always proclaim it to be a delightful new insult, and promise to use it in the future. What a bunch of wee wee tapirs!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:05, archived)

Making light of child sexual abuse?
Exactly the sort of thing that excites rob's politically correct banhammer. Maybe he'll be generous and let manolith hand out the banning?

I've upvoted your joke, nonetheless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:57, archived)

I'm deliberately getting
off the train at East Croydon to breathe in the heady air of regurgitated McDonald's burgers and angry black women. And maybe have a pint and get stabbed.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 May 2018, 17:12, archived)

well that killed it
isn't it great that rob is taking such an interest in the site again!
what else is great?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:55, archived)

Stubbing your toe on a corner of the skirting board in the middle of the night
at such an angle that it tears your toenail off. That's fantastic, that is.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:59, archived)

my pudendum

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:01, archived)

nice contents

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

It's a little messy today
I didn't have time to wipe properly
( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:56, archived)

Loads of stuff is great.
Can you make the question a little more specific? Also, can someone get TH back?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 11:05, archived)

can't
murder-suicide :(
( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:08, archived)

also, I assume mongy got stepped as well?

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:08, archived)

garidead?

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:10, archived)

They're all dead.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 11:23, archived)

How about "what's great against psoriasis?"?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

if I make it too specific we'll never get him back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:48, archived)

Ice cream

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:15, archived)

The year is 2052.
A howling wind blows across the frozen tundra.
It's been a year without sunlight, rations are depleted, and the human race faces extinction.
In a forgotten corner of a corrugated iron hut, a bright light is apparent.
Gnarled fingers trace their way across a battered keyboard and seven loud taps are heard.

"A L R I G H T"

A deep sign grunts from the darkness and silence envelops the world once more.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:22, archived)

shut up jayse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:45, archived)

neu wai

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

I like this.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 May 2018, 22:34, archived)

pronouncing great to rhyme with greet

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:26, archived)

greeter mancheester

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:32, archived)

greet wheat shirk

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:32, archived)

Alfreed the Greet

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

I am Greet

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

Greet shit and rubbish
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:55, archived)

Which one are you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:56, archived)

the greet one

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:09, archived)

Andre "the Giant" Roussimoff was great
r u ban I cos of gigantISM¿
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 May 2018, 11:57, archived)

the Eighth Wonder of the World

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 12:00, archived)

Who wants to be banned today?
reply yes for a banning
( rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:37, archived)

I'm just glad you're contributing to this, the most vivid and welcoming section of the site you created

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:43, archived)

of all my stepchildren
/talk has the reddest hair
( rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:24, archived)

I'm sure some people here would prefer a good spanking
#notme
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:44, archived)

This just shows how little faith you have in manolith.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:46, archived)

This just shows how little faith you have in manolith. yes
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:52, archived)

Cheers

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8170111
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

Cheers

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

ann umm
( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:49, archived)

lol
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:56, archived)

I'll pass

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:55, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:04, archived)

Don't oppress me, you beardy fucker!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:14, archived)

2can

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:58, archived)

I'm sorry for my behaviour yesterday.
Please don't ban me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 10:03, archived)

don't
an um
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:04, archived)

Lol. Gay bumming.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 10:07, archived)

Also, please scroll down and fill in the survey.
Please don't feel the need to watch the video or answer honestly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 10:04, archived)

Whose well are you trying to poison?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:07, archived)

It's a long story.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 10:10, archived)

done
I clicked 'other' for every answer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:07, archived)

this was also my answer when it asked if I knew what ICO was an acronym for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

I put Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-né, jock-a-mo fee na-né

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

that's easy for you to say

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 5:36, archived)

Yeah?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 6:48, archived)

wanna make something of it?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 7:00, archived)

Not really.
Too scared I'll get banned.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 7:34, archived)

fortunately, it seems previously permabanned accounts have been undeleted
so hopefully two hats will be back soon
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 7:38, archived)

I dunno.
I think it might have been too much.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 7:40, archived)

If he comes back
it will be Columbine all over again
( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:03, archived)

Columbine 2, electric boogaloo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

is there a trenchcoat wide enough for him though?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:51, archived)

I suppose it is, isn't it?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 7:57, archived)

it's not something you can sit on the fence about

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

Morning.
I've had to pay £59.20 to go to a 2 hour meeting in London today which I don't need to be there for and as far as I can tell, is an excuse for people to sit around and eat biscuits rather than getting on with their work.
Plus, London smells funny.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

Skype meetings

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

Google Hangouts m8
get with the times
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:11, archived)

Surely you can claim it on expenses tho'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:21, archived)

Can some of you fill this in to help out?
www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/CMLKZ55

Needs 4 more responses, make them daft
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 8:14, archived)

done

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:39, archived)

that's a rather bleak answer in your profile

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:14, archived)

Maybe the original owner of that account killed themselves after receiving advice from someone like fucking legless.
Cheers
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 8:19, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:23, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

what do you mean, "original owner"?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:30, archived)

Nothing officer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 May 2018, 8:32, archived)

cull me, maybe?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:18, archived)

cheer up Carly Rae, there's so much to live for

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Thu 10 May 2018, 8:30, archived)

I guess this is good as it gets now ;(

( $$ ✅, Thu 10 May 2018, 9:28, archived)

improve your nightcrawler stat score here
no replies past 6am, please.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 May 2018, 0:14, archived)

🍔้้้้้้🍔้้้้้้🍔้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 May 2018, 0:16, archived)

That was a great film, that was.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 10 May 2018, 0:38, archived)

shit on the floor it's three o'clock!

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

I remember when McBeef used to say that, gone too soon

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:04, archived)

like a wet fart in a downpour

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:06, archived)

oh man it's all gone down the back of my leg :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:07, archived)

good

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:08, archived)

I miss when beef would call me a heau'x Me'aux

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 15:07, archived)

he really did say what we were all thinking

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:08, archived)

I liked his carefree, almost vigilante approach to apostrop'hes

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:09, archived)

I didn't like anything else about him, but at least he had something

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:09, archived)

I think it was dysentery

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:20, archived)

+maybe he's born with it,

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:46, archived)

mcbeef was a fucking bellend, and I'm glad he's gone.
At least until his ban is over, then I'll go back to thinking of him as a stand up guy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:11, archived)

he has powerful friends
who could shit on you
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:14, archived)

I thought he preferred to do his own shitting?
As often as possible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:21, archived)

everyone needs helps now and then

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:33, archived)

I have helpsy

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:36, archived)

^ too helpsy by halfsy

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:59, archived)

The cleaner dislikes me enough as it is.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:30, archived)

even the queen shits
make sure it goes up the walls
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:32, archived)

I heard she waits until she's got a turtle's head poking out
then she goes to her Tudor bathroom, drops her knickers and cries "off with their heads" as she pinches out loaf after loaf from her nonagenarian sphincter.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:48, archived)

jesus christ

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:49, archived)

I have a lob on

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:49, archived)

IBYD

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 May 2018, 16:34, archived)

i wish you'd said that at 2.30
i don't need to go now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:52, archived)

oh

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:59, archived)

doctor just told me i've got pleurisy
stupid fucking victorian lungs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2018, 16:08, archived)

worth a lot of money

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 16:17, archived)

so are tiger's bollocks, but i don't want them, either

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2018, 16:19, archived)

In the spirit of Make B3ta Great Again
what would you change? Don't say anything offensive about mods pls.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:32, archived)

I think it's fine

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:33, archived)

my sexuality

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:33, archived)

change the dark and light grey background to black and white
#ism
(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:35, archived)

improve how it works on mobile
* make HTTPS work so we don't get fucked over by google
* Add the preview stuff (OG/cards) so links shared on social get proper previews instead of bare links
* Make sure there's regular challenges
* Try different types of challenges
* Mod properly and don't allow bullying to fester
* Be on top of social and promotion
* Just try new stuff and see what happens
* Ban everyone
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:49, archived)

what are you doing to ensure you comply with the new GDPR coming into force in a couple of weeks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:52, archived)

we're working on it

( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

I'd like to opt in to the newsletter.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:55, archived)

d.o.m?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

Big Dom
Big Bad Dom
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:56, archived)

Dirty ole manolith

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:57, archived)

i'll fuck yo' ass up!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:05, archived)

Sometimes the only way to get rid of shit and dull posters is to all join together and bully them off the forum as the mods don't ban them

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:07, archived)

this seems like you're trying to make b3ta more relevant to web 2.0 (and 3.0) users
when a large part of its charm is the complete lack of all that social/like/share bollocks
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:44, archived)

I never said like or share
I said previews - just means when you paste a link onto social you get a preview

I don't want like or share buttons all over b3ta - looks like shit - got enough buttons anyway
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:50, archived)

But no free ice cream button
:'(
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:51, archived)

but what sort of content do we generate that needs to be shared elsewhere?
Most of the /board content is either in-jokes or responses to a curated question, everything on /links has done the social media rounds twice over already, and I'm not sure a preview of a /qotw answer is going to make much sense.

It's purely musing, not criticism: I'm just wondering what your business angle is with these features.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:58, archived)

It's all about the merch, mick jagger will tell you that

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:49, archived)

Just paste a link into Facebook / Twitter and see how crap it looks
It’s not about business angle it’s just making things 10% less crap without changing the look and feel of site.

It’s such basic stuff tbh it’s a bit weird questioning the reasons. Like “why do you want shoes without holes on them?”
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:10, archived)

you don't have to put up with brzey's shit, ban him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 15:19, archived)

add a b3ta dating app

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:49, archived)

back when b3ta was sorta popular - I dunno 2005
Someone got in touch trying to organise regular events where nerdy b3ta men met Japanese women students

I didn't leap at this idea. So you all missed out there.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:25, archived)

now we'll never know which way their fannies go :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8169497
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:48, archived)

Are we not all married now?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:46, archived)

Not all of us

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:52, archived)

I'm holding out as long as possible
letting it all build up
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:10, archived)

then releasing it like a fart in a lift

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:11, archived)

that's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:25, archived)

I'd bring back Dozer.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:50, archived)

gaz Ed Zitron

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:53, archived)

Blimey things are getting deleted fast

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

Free ice cream

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:51, archived)

Cheaper b3ta gold accounts , the 19.99 a month I'm giving manolith seems alot

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:59, archived)

I got a free trial, and then it was difficult to cancel and now it's costing me 15.98 plus VAT.
It's a rip off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 13:07, archived)

There's a 199.99 cancellation fee :(

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:23, archived)

I'd limit /qotw to one post per member
to stop all the spamming
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:43, archived)

I don't know if I can limit my political sex fan fiction to one post

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:45, archived)

you could make it a series of thrilling weekly episodes that leave the reader yearning for more

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 14:10, archived)

there's a definite correlation between posting several 'jokes' in a row and being an unfunny cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 13:48, archived)

Well, let's try and move on.
Seems we've lost KP now as well, and Rob seems to have decided we're a decent scapegoat for the death of qotw first time round, so let's try and behave and carry on regardless down to about 8 regular posters.

I'm off to spend a long weekend seeing an old mate on his houseboat, really looking forward to a relaxing bimble down the canal in Warwick and a few beers. What are you looking forward to?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

christmas

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:56, archived)

Nice

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

My kaps ticket being renewed, been a week now

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:57, archived)

Kaps? Fishing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

Yeah , kingfisher angling preservation society

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:04, archived)

Sounds peng

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:06, archived)

I've been a member lol for years, 4 year waiting list now
www.kapscoarse.co.uk
( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:11, archived)

Looks really good that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:16, archived)

Yeah it's lovely down there, shame the qftw people all ganged up and stopped me posting from the lake

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:25, archived)

Live from the lake was good content.
These people don't know anything
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:25, archived)

All /talk fault tho

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:36, archived)

c
in passage of
+Davis
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:00, archived)

having dinner with an old mate that I haven't seen for years
He disappeared when he met his missus, but now she's dumped him so he's come crawling out of the woodwork.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:01, archived)

How's arson Dave?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

dunno who that is soz

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:04, archived)

and you think you have a chance now? remember to touch his arm and laugh at his jokes

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:18, archived)

he's a really big bloke, and I'm not sure I'm ready to be a power bottom

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:21, archived)

I think we can all learn from Christian conservative Jordan Peterson when he said 'clean your own room first before criticising the world.'
or something like that
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

Sounds like terrible advice

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

Oh windy

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

I'm a horrid talk troll

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:07, archived)

this is about the essential preparation required before letting someone do you up the bum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

one of my forum chums popping in to say hi when he is only a few miles away

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

I'll be there

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

that's nice of baggenfock

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

KP?
Aww, nuts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

no 'threadjacking' please robert, observe the rules or face a temp ban

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:11, archived)

thread deleter!

( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:14, archived)

I think that really might be banned poster Dozer who really made a mess of talk for a while.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:15, archived)

it's not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:16, archived)

Prove it, cunt

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:17, archived)

Windy isn't much of a detective

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:17, archived)

there must be some mix up, but i suppose it does sound a lot like banned poster dozers real name

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:17, archived)

Banned poster Dozer still messages me on Facebook occasionally.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:17, archived)

of course he does, youre his best fucking mate

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:19, archived)

He just calls me gay

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

hilarious, im going to add him

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:31, archived)

you mean one of those awful /qotw trolls who kept coming over here and ruining /talk?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:18, archived)

HERE SHE IS...
MING THE MERCILESS.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

what

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:30, archived)

And now Tim Stilton.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:12, archived)

Or not.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:14, archived)

Summer
And the annual day out with the kids for their birthday
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:14, archived)

It's still pretty nice here

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:16, archived)

Bloody cold here

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:19, archived)

a student with the surname 'cumiskey' has booked a computer here

i'm sure i'm looking forward to something, i just can't think of anything right now
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:17, archived)

I met a man today named Bruce Wang.
Like a Chinese Batman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8169875
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:23, archived)

Isms are only banned on Qftw

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

isms are specifically banned on a QotW "write a joke" thread
so it's clear I'm not encouraging Sickipedia mark II

I'm not condoning anyone being bigoted here or anywhere else - I'm simply trying to make a joke thread that doesn't attract the worst people in the world.

Ad no nicked jokes so it's not just a load of random guy's stand-up set then I'll get the blame for someone here posting.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:27, archived)

I get the impression sickipedia turned into a nightmare when comedians started seeing their material on there

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:30, archived)

I'm not going to list how much trouble that site caused me
and angry comedians were only part of it

Glad I got rid of it and the people who bought it (2012 or so) crashed it into the group through incompetence.

The version that is knocking around now is a fan site of the original on a slightly different URL run by who knows who.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:34, archived)

I remember frankie boyle tweeting something about it
and then all of the replies from his followers who were gonna do this and that to the site
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:36, archived)

Frankie Boyle tried to sue me
over a fucking twitter account I didn't run - as some arsehole registered sickipediabot, made it popular and started picking fights with him.

Fuck all to do with me but I got the lawyers on me.

There's worse stuff than that too.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:38, archived)

dark

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:41, archived)

There is an irony in this statement coming from a man who started sickipedia, where most of the worst people in the world post jokes,
And happily took a pay cheque from the mirror, an inflammatory, sometime racist, hate rag.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:33, archived)

I've made it clear I regret sickpedia
and I think you're confusing the Mirror with the Mail.

But they do publish a lot of stuff so you can probably point at loads of stuff they've done badly - but it's not a fair assessment of them.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:36, archived)

Let's agree to disagree about the mirror.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:38, archived)

that was me m8
#mcbeef
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:20, archived)

So sad

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:22, archived)

pouring out a sherry in his honour

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:27, archived)

voiding our bowels in his honour more like!

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:29, archived)

Are you excited about the new mod uniforms you're all getting?
I hear black is slimming.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:23, archived)

i hope there are epaulets
i don't know what they are, but i want some
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:47, archived)

can someone gaz me the aliases on the lowdown, cheers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

Um, these are all new forum members mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 12:26, archived)

no, work it out you lazy cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 12:27, archived)

Banning a couple of you has least given this place a bit of drama
The most fun you've had on /talk in years.

And it's not like people can't open another account and come back is it?

Anyway - the core thing is - we're modding the QOTW hard because it broke last time when people and they were mostly /talkers ran riot on it.

And quite simply it's one of the biggest things I get asked "what happened to the QOTW? I liked that"

So either play by the rules of the QOTW. Or don't post on it. And don't post foul comments about people's kids / call the mods paedophiles.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:17, archived)

There is only about 10 to 15 regular posters left and we have kept a fairly active board,
Shows how little attention you actually pay to us here in /talk really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:19, archived)

Yeah we were ticking along quite nicely , my lad went paintballing on sunday, better not discuss what happened

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:20, archived)

oh god, if he shot an indian-looking bloke in the forehead with a red paintball
this whole site will go into meltdown.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:21, archived)

it was at its best when there was a bit of discussion under the stories
some of those 500+ reply threads were gold
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:22, archived)

I agree
but towards the end it became group of mostly trolls just wasting threads on purpose to break the question and it put people off posting.

And the mods quit because people kept calling them peadophiles.

And I was busy on other stuff and let it slide.

Bringing it back requires heavy modding. If you don't want to get caught up in it simply have nothing to do with it.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:26, archived)

If the mods didn't announce they were mods it would help , I won't post on /board now because happy twat started editing posts, that's beyond his remit , if I don't want a title to my picture that's up to me, not some mod explaining the joke

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:31, archived)

have you seen the latest image challenge?
you have to explain the joke in the first panel
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

yeah the reason for that was that the reposter to twitter looks like shit if the images have no titles
so we edited a few of them and it annoyed people so we stopped doing it
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

Nah he's edited my post before , his little clique ruined /board, he'd never fp anything I did so what was the point, bring back the old mods who created diversity

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:37, archived)

most of the FPs are me
always have been for 17 odd years. Even at my most absent from b3ta I've always popped in daily to look at the popular page and do a round of frontpaging.

So shit FPs - that's on me, not HappyToast.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:40, archived)

Then your humour has changed, used to get cot death and cancer jokes on the fp, now it's twee

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

when you put it like that I'm ok with it
Not sure I want to fly the flag for cot death and cancer jokes tbh

The odd one maybe but pressing the offence button these days is all a bit Ricky Gervais "ooh have I offended you - ooh are you triggered"

But I do like a range of jokes - some foul, some twee, some thoughtful - loads of things.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

Well I know when I'm not wanted, good day sir

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:59, archived)

this is all mcchinaman's fault

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:32, archived)

also what is all this 'mostly /talkers' ruining it nonsense
schism is an ism too, y'know
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:23, archived)

So is "prism".
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:26, archived)

I suppose you can't make jokes about long-term erections either

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:27, archived)

"and they were mostly /talkers"
the Grrrmachine bloke you banned was regularly one of the top-voted posters on there.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

if you love him so much why don't you just marry him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:30, archived)

that sort of behaviour isn't legal where I live, more's the pity

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:31, archived)

don't try to pretend you've never touched his willy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

only with the fascination of a genuine art lover
+f
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:37, archived)

fascination and a powerful magnifying glass

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

I use one of those monocles favoured by jewellers

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:48, archived)

Oh yeah I can see my loupes too

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:50, archived)

Lazy Strikey-g isn't even funny:
eller
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8169497
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

ok, I'll say it again, and do try to keep up this time
Two Hats didn't post anything on QOTW. You banned 'him' because 'he' called you out. So if you want people to 'play by the rules' try doing it your fucking self. I'm done.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

I miss him us much as you do m8
but we just have to move on. Maybe he'll come back once all this has settled down.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:28, archived)

It didn't so much break as suffer a terminal decline.
No question received more than 100 replies after May 2015.

I suspect there weren't new questions for a long time because you were more interested in projects like UsVTh3m that this place, not because of a conscious decision to stop new questions, no matter what you claim now.
(_Battered_, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

He's got a point though
the constant witch-hunts of people saying "/r/thathappened" or distorting people's answers to make them look like creepy paedos got very tiring. Except when actual creepy paedos posted.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:30, archived)

A bunch of fantasists got called out on being compulsive liars, and then got very upset about it.
That didn't so much ruin qotw, more it provided most of the entertainment value.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

I'm pretty sure that happened throughout its existence
all that changed was that the internet started offering other places where the fantasists could go
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:36, archived)

Voat?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

It's a shit section of the site for cunts

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:33, archived)

the a
(_Battered_, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:36, archived)

yes it was several factors
I was busy with UvT and so didn't get on top of the decline of QotW.

My absence was a factor.
Trolling was a factor.
Mods quitting because of /talk abuse was a factor
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

I still think you're mistaken on this "/talk abuse" angle
it almost all came down to two posters: Dr Shambolic and Amorous Badger, who were sitewide trolls. They were just as obnoxious to /talk as they were to /qotw, so it's not really accurate to tar the whole board with the same brush.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:40, archived)

Don't forget that AB's fail archive was "officially endorsed by Rob", so he can't have been a troll or is this another double standard?

(_Battered_, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:43, archived)

I think the "officially endorsed" bit was because rob wrote "haha" under one post
typical AB taking the smallest thing to its utmost extreme.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:44, archived)

just like his penis

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

I think it was because it made it into the newsletter, one week.
I think that's probably how I found it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:49, archived)

^

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

It's heartwarming to see "waah waah, /talk are horrid bullies" given official status.
Somewhere, Dr Shambolic just got a stiffie.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:40, archived)

france, probably

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:42, archived)

do you have to keep saying it was just /talk?
don't forget, we had an influx of people here on talk precisely because qotw had gone downhill. so there are some regular posters here who were exclusively on qotw until relatively recently, and they're going to be some of the same people who are responsible for the abuse.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:44, archived)

Yeah, off-topic was probably worse for trolling qotw

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

It was all my fault by being banned probably

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:55, archived)

people on /links also bully people

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

you mean /reddityesterday ?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:49, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:51, archived)

haha

( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

asl?

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:45, archived)

+sho
+e

lol
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:49, archived)

nice suit by the way
is that off the rack from Slaters?
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:50, archived)

why thank you!
it sure is. don't i look natty?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:58, archived)

So not acceptable to call a mod a paedo, but it ok to have quiz on the site called "nonce or babysitter"?

(_Battered_, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

I made it 15 years ago
and I wouldn't make it now and yeah at some point I'll probably scrub out most of www2 as it's just crap from a different time
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:58, archived)

Am I just casually racist like my folks or are the mods just a bit OTT now
I posted a joke. It was, "what do you say to a Mexican carpet fitter to get them to hurry up with their tea break - underlay, underlay."
It's been taken down because it was racist. Discuss. From my part, a play on words between English and Spanish is not racist and the Mexican bit harks back to Speedy Gonzales where everyone knows that expression from in the first place.

(It could just be a shit joke - but that's not a criterion to remove a post).

(EDIT: Seen discussion below now. Yay - gray plain vanilla from now on folks)
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:25, archived)

Rob is on one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:26, archived)

I'm too scared to talk about it

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:26, archived)

I think it would be best if we completely ignored this thread
can someone else start a new one?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:26, archived)

don't go all h8 str8 away

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:27, archived)

I'm not hating at all
but it's clearly a delicate topic which has one clear answer: play nice, or leave the site.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:29, archived)

Are you angling for a mod job?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:32, archived)

christ, I wouldn't want to be a mod
they have to put up with all kinds of dickheads coming at them
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:33, archived)

Do you not think it's a bit weird that the man that started sickipedia is getting funny about potentially borderline jokes?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:35, archived)

I think its perfectly normal that people change with age
and that what was funny to the puerile tastes of a student are no longer amusing to a mature adult. We've all grown up; maybe its time b3ta did too.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:36, archived)

You bent cunt

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:38, archived)

eurgh

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:38, archived)

9. Grzegorz Brzczyszczykiewicz
This name appears in the cult Polish movie How I Unleashed World War II when a Polish prisoner pretends to be thus named in order to thwart the Nazi officer who has to keep track of prisoners’ identities. His reaction is probably illustrative of most foreigners’ frustration with our devilish Polish phonology.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:42, archived)

you can see it here, and it makes sense if you turn the subtitles on:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:43, archived)

So is your name possibly racially insensitive to Polish people in the same way that underlay is possibly racially insensitive to Mexican people?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:05, archived)

I'd like to think my name is a tribute to the rich yet underappreciated vein of Polish comic cinema
while also being a nod to the subversive non-comformist nature of this very website.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:07, archived)

And you live in Poland

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:08, archived)

well yer, there is that

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:09, archived)

Something something sight test.
Something something 'doc, I know the guy'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:15, archived)

Ok mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:45, archived)

oh do fuck off

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:48, archived)

so this is what it feels like to be a Guardian reader

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:59, archived)

Inspiral carpets lesser-known bsidezzzz

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:11, archived)

Lol
'border'
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:37, archived)

coooooooooool borders!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:04, archived)

Ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:15, archived)

No, let's give gusofnavarone a chance

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:29, archived)

*homer-simpson-smiling-politely.gif*

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:30, archived)

20 years

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:34, archived)

it was back when I listened to smashing pumpkins, which would have been the late 90s
when did Mellon Collie come out?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:35, archived)

1995 I think

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:37, archived)

and still just a rat in a cage

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:42, archived)

Rob is in the midst of a mid-life crisis
Don't worry, it'll pass
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:28, archived)

Shurely all of the Shean Connery Joksh are raschist too
Those poor shcotts having their language abushed. Calm down Rob - Pop to Jivans and get a nice Balti
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:32, archived)

b3ta is poised to join the MSM.
PC SJW humour only, please - wouldn't want to upset the beta cucks that run the world.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:31, archived)

Mondon Stock Mexchange?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:47, archived)

Sure, why not?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:58, archived)

They banned speedy for racism

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:34, archived)

But speedy was a racist

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:35, archived)

The objections were that speedy showed mexicans as lazy, sleeping all the time

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:39, archived)

and yet top gear got away with it

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:41, archived)

OK you got me
I'm just a paid agent of Donald Trump. Those damn Mexicans...
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:43, archived)

QOTW was abandoned in the past as it become overrun by people trolling it
When we decided to bring it back, we've decided to mod it.

With THIS question there are three main rules. "No isms. No stolen jokes. No posting irrelevant stuff"

If you break the rules on the QOTW your posts will be deleted and if you break them on purpose to wind up mods you will be banned.

If you don't want this to happen, either play by the rules which we run QOTW by or just don't post on it.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:46, archived)

well said

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:47, archived)

Why ban them from everywhere when we know it's possible to just ban them from qotw?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:47, archived)

that requires specific code
there's no admin features to to granular bannings - but yeah I agree - that would be a great feature
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:50, archived)

Has cr3 abandoned you then?
Mongy can't see qotw but can access the rest of the site, so we know it can be done
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:51, archived)

Paul still does the odd bit
but also we have a new code chap who is fixing a few things - and hopefully moving to a quicker server and making the site https and some other stuff.

But yeah, granular bannings would be a useful feature that we don't have and I would like it but it's not the priority this week.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:04, archived)

So the priority is banning old and loyal posters for a few jokes so you can relaunch the site?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:13, archived)

the priority is making the challenges work
and that includes banning people who fuck with them
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:18, archived)

those posters weren't banned for QOTW jokes though
they were banned for /talk shenanigans, which is a separate topic.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:18, archived)

Two Hats didn't post anything on QOTW

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:50, archived)

Nor did Grrry2.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:52, archived)

Two Hats was a wild card, too unpredictable, he had to be shut down for his own good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:57, archived)

banning him was the gastric bypass he sorely needed

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:00, archived)

He was a good looking rebel who wouldn't play by the rules.
*swoon*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:00, archived)

he was a wide-eyed loner, standing at the gates of oblivion
Sure, he's made mistakes, who hasn't? But he lives fast, loves faster, and calls no man 'boss'.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:03, archived)

I heard that if you stand at the docks at midnight of a full moon, and call his name,
the wind will whisper the name of the man you're going to marry.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:10, archived)

not even bruce springsteen?!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

But he killed himself, so surely there's blood and fat on robs hands

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:00, archived)

and yet, still no new icons

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:01, archived)

Not enough pixels to do the fella justice

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:02, archived)

Careful
this is dangerously close to body-shaming
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:11, archived)

It's just pretty harsh being labelled a racist for posting something fairly bland and not intended to be the slightest bit offensive. Who is going to be offended
I know this is a hole that can only get bigger. Is my poor joke actually racist? Hence my question, have I now become my parents - where they know an Indian neighbout, "whose very nice you know, most of them are, etc" despite being a right on lefty leaning child of the 70s
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:04, archived)

I can't take any more of this hate speech
rob pls ban this horrid racist
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:08, archived)

read the rules for the QOTW
it also says "no nicked jokes" and the underlay underlay thing is a very old and nicked joke.

However your lol-PC rewrite of it is actually a new joke.
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:08, archived)

So "no isms", - even a minor one about gingers was deleted, but the site still has quizzes on it such as "Nonce or Babysitter".
Somewhat mixed standards
(_Battered_, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:13, archived)

So was my man with an orange for a head joke
deleted for being irrelevant?

There goes my smile...
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:20, archived)

it didn't make much sense
it's a joke challenge - it didn't read as a joke - just a rambling messageboard post
( rob, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:32, archived)

Nothing I say or do
bears close examination.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 11:45, archived)

alright shawn michaels

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 11:48, archived)

Ok, now Tangled has gone
I guess this is it. Nice knowing you everyone. I'm not on Facebook, so I'm unlikely to speak to most of you ever again, so please enjoy your lives. Much love, TH.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

I'm really going to miss him
:'(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

ok, now I'm confused

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:17, archived)

sexually, I bet

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:18, archived)

I think I know what's going on
in your profile, click 'No' on 'Use custom CSS in other users' profiles?'
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:21, archived)

oh yeah lol

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

Nevertheless, my message stands

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

in that case
see you on the other side
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:24, archived)

?

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:17, archived)

let's all move over to calendar

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:18, archived)

Have you considered going back in time and making sure your parents get together?
I think that's how it works
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:19, archived)

Hey if it brings back the newsletter being sent out to thousands of dead email accounts it'll be worth it , I think mine is @btopenworld or saink

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

I think mine is @tiscali

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

I can't wait to see all the great 5 year old content scrapped from the cat litter box that is the poke

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:26, archived)

sold to talk talk
italian telephony communication company fact fans
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:26, archived)

good, they were fucking awful

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:27, archived)

it was a case of them expanding too fast and fucking up
I think they only operate in Italy now
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:29, archived)

same thing happened to me, lol

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:31, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:33, archived)

Mamma mia!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:38, archived)

alright mauro ranallo

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:56, archived)

TOPE SUICIDA!

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:58, archived)

con hilo actually

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:10, archived)

ooh, get you!

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:10, archived)

haha, it is an' all

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:55, archived)

oh, look what the cat dragged in

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:56, archived)

no seriously, come and see what the cat dragged in
I think it's part of what used to be a bird
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

alright. i'm a bit hot in this shirt and tie but it's a lot cooler without all that silly hair on my neck
anyway, i've got a couple of graphs to show you guys if you could just gather 'round
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:58, archived)

We cleaned up one of the ponds the other day
and while sifting through all the leaves and algae, I found the emaciated body of a rodent. Completely hairless, and part of one its legs had been nibbled down to the bone. It was well grim.
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:00, archived)

eurgh
i found a baked frog in my garden once many many moons ago. i think it got trapped somewhere and just cooked in the sun
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:06, archived)

I'll have to log back in to that stupid Simpsons game and send messages to manolith by arranging hedges to spell out words.
Or use twitter.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:36, archived)

do cyber him using it?

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:48, archived)

well put

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:48, archived)

i've already had one banned poster contact me through reddit
i stopped playing that game ages ago by the way. i miss it sometimes
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

I know Grrrrmachine's real name
so I might go and troll him on Linkedin
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

stinkedbin, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:05, archived)

Found him:
m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002875268798
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:06, archived)

former embalmer at a morgue. sounds about right
i bet grrrr smells of formaldehyde anyway
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

Like a pigeon misses its Skinner Box.
Are these actual bans, or are people just getting stepped for the duration of the current qotw?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:01, archived)

TH and grrrr are gone gone
mcbeef is stepped for a week. i dunno about anyone else
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:05, archived)

Grrrrmachine has been banned??
wow
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:06, archived)

yer, i think because he came back immediately with a grrrmachine2 account and made jokes about why he'd been stepped

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

really? wow. imagine that.
*whistles*
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:11, archived)

rob must really hate wrestling and arduinos.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

wrestling and arduinos morning threads
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:21, archived)

Maybe if we had some new posters from the resurgence of Qftw we can make some new mates.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:05, archived)

You know what this is?
It's like b3ta is an american college, /talk is the under-achieving, partying frat house, and Rob is the stuffy old Dean, who keeps putting us on triple secret probation
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

so what I'm saying is
I think we need to win some sort of yacht race to get everyone reinstated
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

Let's break in to /links for a "panty raid".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:12, archived)

oh, jeez
I've never gotten to third base before!
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:15, archived)

Oh I thought it was gonna be like animal house, toga toga toga

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:17, archived)

i know you know what episode this'll be, but can you guess which moment i chose?!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:12, archived)

ok, sincerely without clicking the link first
the bit when the boat tips over?
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

lol, ok even better

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:16, archived)

I'm going with bra on the head

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:16, archived)

It's a tough look to pull off,
but you've got the stones to work it, Windy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:23, archived)

We know it's possible to keep someone off /qftw as mongy is permabanned.
Why ban beef and grr from everywhere? Fragile ego of a man who used to enjoy being called a fuhrer I reckon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 10:18, archived)

I'd be interested to hear the answer to this question

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:21, archived)

here's your answer
*points at crotch*
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:26, archived)

Short and to the point.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:28, archived)

that's the answer to a question no one asked, m8

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 10:28, archived)

RIP morning threads.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:21, archived)

I woke up this morning to
the unearthly stench of my cat vomiting on one side of the bed, then shitting on the other. Some people get breakfast in bed.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:45, archived)

Why would you let a cat in your bedroom?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:51, archived)

The cat can't reach the handle, probably

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:00, archived)

It's usually quite soothing
having a purring cat with you as you go to sleep. This will now however be tempered with the fear that I'll wake up to him spewing foul smelling liquids out of both ends like a badly maintained rain gutter.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:25, archived)

"I survived the b3ta purge of 2018"
Gaz me for your commemorative t-shirt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:51, archived)

Also available:
rob lost his sense of humour and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:53, archived)

It'll be alright

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:55, archived)

Hi

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:54, archived)

Go

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:56, archived)

I'd better start making funny pictures, I suppose
Is that croissant guy still funny?
(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:59, archived)

Well, he's been funny for the last 10 years

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:06, archived)

By Toyota.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:26, archived)

sure, we survived
but at what cost?
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:55, archived)

If Rob is going to start swinging ban hammers, we're all lost.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 7:56, archived)

hold me

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 7:57, archived)

Hi dollars

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:00, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:01, archived)

Who's next in the purge

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:20, archived)

monster munch I reckon

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:25, archived)

I'm too scared to post on qftw.
I'm staying in the /talk safe space
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:28, archived)

They got two hats here , mind you he could hardly hide could he, eh

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:31, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:32, archived)

I think they stung Grrrmachine here as well

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:33, archived)

Yeah, he wasn't built for stealth

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:33, archived)

lol

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:41, archived)

In these difficult times, we can find solace in prayer

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:41, archived)

First they came for the Two Hats, and I did not speak out
Because I was not a Two Hats.
Then they came for the Grrrmachine, and I did not speak out
Because I was not a Grrrmachine.
Then they came for the Grrrmachine's sock account, and I did not speak out
Because I was not a Grrrmachine's sock account.
Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

think about it, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 May 2018, 8:58, archived)

well deep

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:57, archived)

Poor mcbeef, already forgotten

( mongychops, Wed 9 May 2018, 8:59, archived)

woah

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:01, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK

(Kid Presentable, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:14, archived)

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 9 May 2018, 9:17, archived)

V upset

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 9 May 2018, 2:30, archived)

Oh man, just read that two hats has been banned.
If anyone is still in contact with him please let him know that I've finally found an alcohol free beer that I like. It's called Budweiser Prohibition brew and it's not awful.
I'm sure he'd want to know.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 May 2018, 6:55, archived)

The name of the current
QOTW is quite amusing, all things considered.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 23:37, archived)

fuck off back there then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2018, 6:18, archived)

Bit hostile m11 trunk road.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 9 May 2018, 6:43, archived)

Unlike the actual content.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 May 2018, 6:19, archived)

Fucking hell, I'm away for a few days and come back to find 2H and Grrry have been permabanned.
What the cock is going on here?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:31, archived)

I just had a legitimate qotw entry deleted and am probably seconds away from a crying kitten or worse, I really don't know what the fuck is going on any more

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:33, archived)

Is it all teh ginger fuhrer's doing, or HappyToast, or someone else on a mad power trip, or what?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:34, archived)

I could tell you but then They'd have to kill us both

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:36, archived)

It's the reintegration of /board and talk we all dreamed about

( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 22:25, archived)

If this doesn't feature David Hasselhoff singing in a leather jacket with flashing lights on it then I'm not interested.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2018, 22:41, archived)

Meh. My joke was deleted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:44, archived)

Alright JeffTheDogFucker.
You can post it here if you like.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:47, archived)

But then I will be judged all over again.
But with WORDS - and that might be worse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 May 2018, 21:50, archived)

It's like a forum version of Logan's run

( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 22:24, archived)

I just tripped on my slipper and smashed my face into the table
That's what's happening in my version of here. My face really hurts.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 22:49, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 8 May 2018, 23:01, archived)

It's normal for me I'm massively accident prone
I'm used to pain
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 23:05, archived)

They deleted my excellent joke.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:43, archived)

Funny enough Rob liked this
www.b3ta.com/talk/5088565
( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:45, archived)

Well, he did start sickipedia, he knows a good joke when he sees one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:48, archived)

It's been nice knowing you.
There'll be a knock on the door in the night, and in the morning, only questions and a mongychops shaped hole in the board.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:51, archived)

And they've taken
Off topic away!

All the good stuff's being purged. Which means I'm safe.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:47, archived)

Hahaha, fucking hell

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:10, archived)

I think I just got
stepped for telling a joke so shit it was unrecognizable as a joke.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 18:25, archived)

The death of Off Topic is the happy outcome none of us were expecting.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:58, archived)

Was it worth losing two hats forever? Only time will tell

( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:09, archived)

Like the proverbial bad penny
O/T is back.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 19:12, archived)

I've been banned from qftw for years, it's in the site code , no mongy allowed , handy tho as if I click on it f5

( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:14, archived)

Can you remember
why?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 19:16, archived)

Cr3 was good at coding , I was the first ever person on the nawtey step too

( mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:23, archived)

I just clicked it to see and found out Swipe is up the lemon again.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:34, archived)

Welcome to Tesco Value 9GAG.
100% edgelords, 0% freedom of speech.

FHM and Maxim, 'member? They were entertaining in 1995.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:50, archived)

They've just deleted a "joke" about having an orange head. Gingerism.

(_Battered_, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:56, archived)

OK, so no jokes about gingers and no jokes about Führers. Got it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:57, archived)

Well I'm glad someone read it.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 8 May 2018, 23:30, archived)

I'm Ed Zitron AMA

( $$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:57, archived)

lol

(_Battered_, Tue 8 May 2018, 18:00, archived)

cuttingedgeanalysis.com looks like a pile of shit.

(_Battered_, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:59, archived)

Needs less ysis.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 19:08, archived)

And so it begins......

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 20:02, archived)