In b4 actual morning thread

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 0:06, archived)

it's night here, I'm calling bullshit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 4:19, archived)

Nice to see you? To see you nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)

I'm..er...a real traditionalist myself of course, because of Orbison, and Holly, and the Fireballs and the String-A-Longs, and er, all the things that happen in the studio. I'm so glad to...take care of...studio and...

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:34, archived)

i don't remember showing you my nice

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:39, archived)

ce ps
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:35, archived)

Everybody's seen those

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 20:29, archived)

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(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 21:13, archived)

nothing for a pair
( . )( . )
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:40, archived)

What about these?
（。 ㅅ 。）
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:37, archived)

If you smack a cat hard enough on the back of its head its eyes will fall out

(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:38, archived)

the same could be said for your nan

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:24, archived)

No you're thinking of false teeth

(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:29, archived)

Are you calling me a biscuit?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:44, archived)

are you limp and/or soggy?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:23, archived)

I was soggy yesterday when I got caught in the rain
and limp when I fell asleep on the train afterwards, but I was never both at the same time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:38, archived)

then you're unlikely to be a biscuit

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:08, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:56, archived)

Alright mongy,
How's tricks?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:57, archived)

All cool, might stroll up to the juicer in a bit

( mongychops, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:02, archived)

Is that rigor mortis in your pocket or etc

(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:26, archived)

I wanted to get some snacks to eat before I have my proper tea later so I got some potato waffles and bread and had a chip butty.
Using the toaster. Like a povvo student.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:24, archived)

^ starch raving mad

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:57, archived)

I foresee a troublesome shit tomorrow

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 20:31, archived)

^poothsayer

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:56, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 7:31, archived)

https://www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=8183896

(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 7:50, archived)

not clicking that, probably bumholes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)

not c
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:51, archived)

oh not this again

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 7:59, archived)

there's a delightful inevitability about it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)

hey

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:15, archived)

i.redd.it/do9f4qng3tf11.png
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:22, archived)

Morning
I'm sat in Helmut Zilk-Platz

Lol Helmut
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)

not the first time you've sat on a helmut

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:45, archived)

I refuse to sit on anything else

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:46, archived)

this means nothing to me...

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:48, archived)

Ure kidding

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 8:48, archived)

How is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 9:08, archived)

how's belgium?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 9:29, archived)

Yiss.
As mornings go, this is one of them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 9:38, archived)

it's great that it fits in so well
between yesterday and tomorrow mornings
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 9:39, archived)

Yes, yes, a commendable effort from all concerned.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 9:48, archived)

Hi, this is TV's MR T saying kids don't be no fool, get educated and stay in school

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:00, archived)

Cheers, Mr T.

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:07, archived)

No probs, oh, before I forget, be good to your mothers as well

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:09, archived)

are you scared of Mr U?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:20, archived)

Nah, fuck that fool

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)

Are you currently in blackface?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:22, archived)

I can't speak for broadsword, but I am

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:54, archived)

Pre-noon

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:05, archived)

forenoon

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:20, archived)

antenoon

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:23, archived)

I would do anything forenoon
But i won't do that
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:26, archived)

Not even for a bag of cheesy quavers?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:30, archived)

I do like quavers

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:38, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 7:37, archived)

Hi.
Driving the bikes down to Tunbridge Wells, this morning. Expect it'll rain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 7:40, archived)

I just rode my bike, I didn't get wet, the sun burnt my neck a bit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 7:46, archived)

I don't ride my bike enough.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)

I've finally got my wife to ride a bike
she hasn't done it since she was 12
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:49, archived)

That's what SHE said!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 13:14, archived)

Say kids, what time is it?

(97800, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 7:42, archived)

IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 7:46, archived)

A bloody cold one, too

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)

it feels autumnal here

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

Here too
I love autumn
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:27, archived)

Weather is perfect now. Not too hot, not too cold, gloomy and overcast to suit my mood.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)

this isn't livejournal, m8e

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:53, archived)

although I kind of wish it was

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:03, archived)

yeah?
do you wish you could tag your posts with what you're listening to and how you're feeling?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:21, archived)

I'm feeling a lot of shame right now.
I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame.
And I feel that you hear my shame.
( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)

i'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)

I feel validated by that.

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:53, archived)

first

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

you suck at this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

...grrry instructed, pointing at his shrivelled penus

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)

yum!

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:03, archived)

hi

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:54, archived)

he's a mano, mano lith

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 8:56, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:03, archived)

A pinch, a punch on the 13th of the month, and no returns.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:28, archived)

u r well thick

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)

no u

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 9:46, archived)

Gooooooood morning :) :) :)

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:05, archived)

make the most of it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:20, archived)

RIP Turkey's economy

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)

my mate's dad is turkish
She was telling me he was running for local mayor in his province, up against Ergodan's shill. His ticket was anti-corruption and against the "muslim mafia".

"Didn't he bribe all the officials to get your four brothers out of military service though?"

"Yer," she said, "but that's not really corruption, is it? That's just normal Turkish bribery."
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:43, archived)

depressing

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 10:52, archived)

Yeah

( mongychops, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:01, archived)

glad you could make it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:22, archived)

Really insightful observation here lads.
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/1028939763406057472?s=19
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:35, archived)

it's almost like he's trying to maintain
the idiotic shallow tryhard is-it-just-me mannerisms beloved by students that made this site so popular in the first place.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:46, archived)

That's entertainment sorted

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:49, archived)

Huh.
So apparently eating expired and green 50p ham can make you trip balls.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 13 Aug 2018, 11:55, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 7:27, archived)

Aloha.
I've just ordered some euros. All this faffing about with passports, health cover, currency and insurance is reminding me why I think foreign travel is shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 7:40, archived)

be even better after brexit

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 8:23, archived)

Another clear benefit.
Nice one, the electorate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 9:41, archived)

Remembered your EHIC?

(97800, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 9:44, archived)

it's been replaced with a box of plasters and a small tube of savlon

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 10:01, archived)

Where are you going mm?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 12 Aug 2018, 10:35, archived)

Holland.
First trip abroad with the children.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)

MASSIVE DRUGS

(97800, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 15:41, archived)

drugs, you say?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)

I really ought to renew my passport.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 12:03, archived)

first

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 8:23, archived)

gutted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 8:58, archived)

GOOOOD MORNING B3TANAM!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 8:49, archived)

The real Adrian Cronauer was a hawkish Republican.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 9:43, archived)

Really?
What a cunt
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 9:47, archived)

fuck those neoconservatives
wankers the lot of them.
( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 10:03, archived)

Where is the /talk link from the main page gone?
Hmmmm. Wonder if there is any reason behind the omission...
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sun 12 Aug 2018, 11:11, archived)

they hid it somewhere
find it to win a prize!
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 15:28, archived)

Y'arse.
Went out ker-lub-b-ing last night, isn't it? Woke up late and missed my martial arts class as a result, you see? Luvlee.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 11:23, archived)

Good morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 11:59, archived)

By just one min!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 12:00, archived)

For the past week,
the entrance to the local hypermarket car park has borne host to a white stretch limo with Irish plates. I am unsure as to why this is.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 12:43, archived)

Picking up hat polish for Bono?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 13:25, archived)

I've lost my coat

( mongychops, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 16:05, archived)

I'm drunk
Discuss.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 21:59, archived)

MANTELPIECIANO D'A FUCKING BRUZZO

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:02, archived)

Mantelpieces are the refuges of elderly relatives

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:10, archived)

oh,
i hope there aren't any elderly relatives hiding in mine..

you gotta have a mantelpiece though otherwise where do you put your ornaments?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:12, archived)

also you can't just have your fire there and not have a surround,
it's uncouth, among other things
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:18, archived)

I have many IKEA cabinets
They're full of dragons
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:23, archived)

well that's flat-pack for you

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:26, archived)

shut up mgt

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:18, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:18, archived)

I'll put both on the populol page for you

( $$ ✅, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:31, archived)

:+1:
👍
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:34, archived)

pay it forward

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:49, archived)

popular page looks pretty good right now

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 23:19, archived)

afternoon

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 15:31, archived)

already?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 15:38, archived)

sure, why not
give the thread a bit of room to breathe before the evening one
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 15:42, archived)

quiet round here today
few mental phonecalls, but mostly chilling. should be home by 5, in time to watch holes.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 15:45, archived)

You dirty old bollocks

(97800, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 16:15, archived)

yeah, like you've never watched a hole or two

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 16:18, archived)

I've had a terrible day on the gee gees, jeez

( mongychops, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)

the house always wins, m

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:20, archived)

Damn those horse hotels

( mongychops, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:26, archived)

'Ave it.
I picked up a chimney starter for a fiver this afternoon and it's the absolute boss.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:00, archived)

I've never started a chimney
Is it fun?
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:17, archived)

Not a hearth chimney; it's one of those big metal tubes with a handle that you fill with charcoal and use for lighting your barbie.
It makes lighting it an almost zero-effort process. Instead of standing there fanning the flames like a wally for fifteen minutes, you put a few firelighters in the bottom, fill it up with charcoal and light the firelighters. Convection and rising heat take care of the rest.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:34, archived)

can't say i've ever eaten a chimney
what's the wine pairing? asti fluemante?
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:25, archived)

Vg.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:34, archived)

Mantelpieciano d'Abruzzo

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 18:02, archived)

i'm fucking wasted on you people

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 21:37, archived)

you people Mantelpieciano d'Abruzzo
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:17, archived)

that too

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:18, archived)

fuck off back to Edwardian London, Dick Van Dyke

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 17:49, archived)

I've just seen a fucking fantastic film at the cinema.
It's called Victoria and set in Berlin. The script was only 12 pages long and most of it was improvised, it was shot in one single continuous take. The score is by Nihls Frahm.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 19:44, archived)

Cor.
Might look out for that one.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 20:26, archived)

Victoria The Emoji Movie
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 20:31, archived)

+Victor

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 20:33, archived)

what's it about?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 21:28, archived)

how noir was it?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:18, archived)

noir-de-dah

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 22:19, archived)

by jake blackray

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Aug 2018, 9:59, archived)

Morning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 8:37, archived)

Morndup

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 8:37, archived)

Hello.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 9:23, archived)

I thought you were a myth

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 10:08, archived)

Then you were clearly mythinformed.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 10:08, archived)

Nah, he's a mythter

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 10:11, archived)

©1987 Cosgrove Hall

(97800, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)

Not a myth, a mess.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 11:35, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 10:43, archived)

It quite literally is.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 11:48, archived)

morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 11:57, archived)

Evening thread time.
I'm having a quiet night in out of the rain. How is your Friday?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 17:41, archived)

evening
my friday is pretty straightforward. telly, fajitas and blazin' it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 17:51, archived)

debating wether or not to get some beers in

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:29, archived)

what are the pros and cons?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:49, archived)

Pros look like julia Roberts, cons look like nic cage

( mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:43, archived)

I knew it was a bad idea watching The Warriors remake

(97800, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:03, archived)

Pro = have beer
Pro wins.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:50, archived)

sex with Narada Michael Walden

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:03, archived)

Fuck off, yeah?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:16, archived)

i've googled and am none the wiser

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:24, archived)

Remember Richard McBeef's tedious obsession with Mike Lindup?
This is $$ trying to do the same thing, and being just as tedious about it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:30, archived)

ooh, handbags

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:48, archived)

Ban them all, it's what Rob would do

( mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:55, archived)

i could do what rob failed to do, and kill /talk

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:59, archived)

Cheesy horror and Cardboardeaux
The Meg is sold out. :(
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:16, archived)

Due to the local shop instigating a "spend a tenner or you can't use your card" policy
I've just made a trek to Lidl and found a very agreeable western cape sauvignon blanc for under £4
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:06, archived)

Over the next ten minutes I'm going to decide whether I'm going to sack off the musical event to which I'm supposed to be going tonight.
They're going to be playing a lot of the music I like but it's right on the outskirts of town, in the middle of nowhere, it doesn't start until 22:00 and I'm going to be the youngest person there if I go, which is rarely a recipe for success.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:23, archived)

what kind of music?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:33, archived)

According to the organiser,
"New Wave, synthwave, kitch, Italo-disco, electro, punk and funk". I'm not quite sure what "Italo-disco" is but it's looking like a very mixed bag.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:40, archived)

Kano?
(97800, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)

Entirely possible.
Not bad, that.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:40, archived)

Filling it in

( mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:23, archived)

disgusting

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:59, archived)

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards, I don't want this weekend to end

(97800, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:23, archived)

I'm having a quiet day in out of the sun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:10, archived)

You crazy americans

( mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:09, archived)

Tried the new tapas bar in town.
Bit shit, unfortunately.

Home for ice cream and beer.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:34, archived)

Whenever I've been to a tapas bar outside of Spain, the designation has been a code for "Come in and let us rip you off."
Paying as much for what are supposed to be bar snacks as you'd pay for an actual meal is kind of a pisstake.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:30, archived)

I'm going to go to Spain, next time I want tapas.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 22:53, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:24, archived)

Off to Belgium.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:28, archived)

Ghent fucked

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:44, archived)

get raped

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:56, archived)

And a very watery a.m to you

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:11, archived)

is it damp there?
Forecast here is for a fucking humongous storm that could potentially flood the city.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:17, archived)

Been absolutely hammering it down since last night
Got 4 days of it apparently. Thunder has been so loud that I've had hardly any sleep. We don't flood here, but they do half a mile away as it's right on the seafront
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:20, archived)

Congratulations to Trump's in-laws

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:44, archived)

Slovenia's not even a real country anyway

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:56, archived)

Wasn't he supposed to be cracking down on this chain migration?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:02, archived)

fake news

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:09, archived)

I see his father-in-law is William Shatner.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:14, archived)

Select all squares with Corn Flakes.

(97800, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:04, archived)

Kellog's anti-wank flakes

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:05, archived)

^ Dave 133t Travis

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:15, archived)

4 day weekend beckons for me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:05, archived)

I've got one of those next week
it's not really a long weekend but Weds is off and no fucker's going to do any serious work on Thursday or Friday
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)

13 days in a row, as of next Friday.
No doubt I'll be desperate to come back to work by the end.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:21, archived)

Glor
hor hor hor hor hor
hor hor hor hor hor
hor hor hor hor hor ee by gum
it's Friday.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:22, archived)

fucking hymns, its indoctrination for kids

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)

Fuck, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the fuck, said he.
And I'll fuck you all, wherever you may be,
And I'll fuck you all in the arse, said he.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:03, archived)

Well, obvs.
Open your malleable little brains to this funky music and let teh Jeebus enter.

"Lord of the Dance" is shite. Even cringier, though, is "We have a king who rides a donkey", to the tune of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:13, archived)

I think you might have made that one up.
The only hymn that really bothers me is "Shine, Jesus, Shine" on account of it being awful (and a CofE congregation attempting happy-clappy is awfully embarrassing).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:25, archived)

I can assure you it was in my school's hymnal.
We never had to sing it, to give at least some credit to the music director. Any and all hymns that attempt in any way to be cool, modern or jazzy are unutterably fucking tragic, and I'm including "Shine, Jesus, Shine" in that category.

Some hymns are little musical gems if you filter out the Bible-thumping of the words. "Thine be the glory, risen, conquering Son" was set to music by Mendelssohn, for example.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:32, archived)

I quite enjoy my thrice yearly trips to church.
Always like to get stuck in to a rousing hymn, even if I can't really get behind the whole "worship of the almighty".
My brother's been known to go to those "atheist church" gatherings in London, but bollocks to that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:42, archived)

Mike Ashley saves the day

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)

M R
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s m
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the d you g
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:44, archived)

why is nobody here in the evenings any more?

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:41, archived)

It's shit

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:53, archived)

a sound point, expertly made

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:00, archived)

It's always been the lowest shit, the fact less people post here haven't altered this as it was always the fucking shittest

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:05, archived)

why do we come here, when we know it makes things bad for us, when we know, ohh, why do we come

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:08, archived)

The internet, I'd turn it off if I could

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:21, archived)

don't do that, you are like the red king, don't wake up or it will all vanish

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:24, archived)

Why waste prime drinking time?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:55, archived)

again, also a sound point, also expertly made

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:00, archived)

You scare them away with your vampirical overtones.
It's not a waste of valuable drinking time, though. I'm on here and I'm drinking, so there.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:02, archived)

^ has life sorted out

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:04, archived)

That's funny, so am I

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:09, archived)

bollocks

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:09, archived)

right that's better, now I have drink too \o/

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:10, archived)

as many guesses as you like as to what it is

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:10, archived)

Gin and virgin's blood

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:13, archived)

close

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:14, archived)

A bloody mavis

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:21, archived)

ha

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:25, archived)

Try a leg opener
Cherry b and cider
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:38, archived)

Rum and shrub

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:50, archived)

Is that like bourbon and branch for those who don't know their topiary?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:58, archived)

He'
Shrub is a fruit juice- and spirit-based mixer usually found in Cornwall. Rum and shrub is commonly drunk by fishermen and anyone looking for a fight.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:03, archived)

Michelada on the rocks

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:14, archived)

well now I've looked that up I wish it was, but no

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:15, archived)

Babycham

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:22, archived)

mongy wins!

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:23, archived)

I just googled babysham, you live the high life now price wise , last time I got any was 4 years ago in an offie in brockley

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:27, archived)

soz mongy, I lied, it's mastica really, but I am too embarrassed to tell you that

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:30, archived)

ohhhh wait, I said it, what AM I LIKE?!?!

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:31, archived)

You silly arse, lol

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:35, archived)

I've no idea what that is, it's not glue is it vlad, or th jenkem?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:35, archived)

Masturbation is frowned on in most workplaces so people need other daytime distractions

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:25, archived)

no offence and that, 60.115.62

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:28, archived)

that's it I'm off, au revoir

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:25, archived)

Hard vladiexit

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:30, archived)

talk back control!

( vladimir, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:31, archived)

Hard just like the democratic willy of the people

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:51, archived)

dunno.
morning
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:14, archived)

Hey Scotty! Jesus, Man!

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:55, archived)

are you having a stroke?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:00, archived)

Two to beam up.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:17, archived)

This is mutiny, mister!

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:18, archived)

Calm the fuck down and have some neeps and tatties

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)

bit warm for that, isn't it?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:41, archived)

NEVAR!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:42, archived)

Nips and titties, more like.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:41, archived)

*tweaks*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:43, archived)

Ooh, cheeky!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:49, archived)

My husband is currently working in Coventry for the day.
He said it's hands down, the most feral place he's ever been to, and he worked as a war photographer in Saudi for years!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:45, archived)

Yeah, I worked with a guy from Cov for a while.
Wearing a suit never made him look any less like a swamp rat, and he cheerfully informed the office one day that he was going to have to go back to Cov over the weekend to "sort out" someone who'd beaten up his brother.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:55, archived)

You know Tangles then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:51, archived)

as if tweeb could 'sort out' anyone

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:52, archived)

^
(ozof, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:23, archived)

so since today, in Germany, swastikas are now allowed in video games

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:47, archived)

What a victory for free speech.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:52, archived)

Oh man, those Alex Jones spastics
they can't understand that there is a difference between a private corporation censoring you and the government censoring you.
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:03, archived)

I concur

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:04, archived)

At least it will liven up the new fifa game

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:06, archived)

Minecampf

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:25, archived)

I need a Messerschmitt guys, oh jeez

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:29, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:09, archived)

Just got soaked walking up the pub, somebody turn the sun back on pls k thx bai

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:12, archived)

it's trying to storm here but the clouds just aren't up to it.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:33, archived)

It has been lashing it down for the entire day over here and the temperatures have literally halved.
Bliss, I tell you.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 19:05, archived)

We've got 4 days of rain here starting tomorrow
Looks like the kid's day out will be next week instead
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:21, archived)

red dead redemption 2

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:12, archived)

Didn't like the first one, too slow

( mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:32, archived)

i liked it
the slow pace suited the story and setting, and the faster shooty-bang horse chase stuff was more impactful for it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:39, archived)

I just found a book on my shelves called "500 Potato Dishes"
it's one of my wife's cookbooks. What's the best book on your shelves?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 11:59, archived)

As if I can read.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:11, archived)

Book of Mormon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)

bOOK OF mORON MORE LIEK

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)

The Index of Books That Do Not Reference Themselves
I can only find it about half the time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:33, archived)

this
78.media.tumblr.com/3b957e770011166ade287522dacd4dd6/tumblr_nw9nk9hFp81s52q75o1_r2_640.jpg
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)

That woman looks like she's had her face ironed.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)

it's the cool new look for summer

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:43, archived)

She reminds me of someone but I can't think of whom,
although I am relatively sure it's not a porn star. Relatively.

Edit: OK, so I was wrong and she does remind me of a porn star, to whit little person porn star Jemma Suicide.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)

thanks for revealing your preference for emo punk dwarf porn Yeto
I just thought she looked like Maria Carey
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:47, archived)

Give me emo punk dwarf porn over Mariah Carey any day.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:50, archived)

Night watch by Terry Pratchett

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)

I've got a Pratchett shelf now, not that I'm happy about it
30 hardbacks or so
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:48, archived)

Got almost all the Discworld books
A few of them are signed
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:06, archived)

by the time his alzheimers kicked in
anybody could have been signing those books.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:24, archived)

He signed them when I met him

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:44, archived)

Very jealous.
Never met him.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:54, archived)

Are you trying to start a b3ta book club?
Because I'm not sitting around in a circle with any of you freaks and discussing the symbolism in Harry Potter and the Dripping Flange or whatever.

My answer is Catch-22 though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)

you got a papercut on your helmet because you love frotting Heller's literary output

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:49, archived)

Nah, I read one of his other books and it was shit.
Then I started another and it was also shit. At this point I spotted a pattern and stopped reading his books.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:50, archived)

I feel the same way about Kurt Vonnegut

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:53, archived)

I love Vonnegut.
Catch 22 was pants.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:34, archived)

22 was my
+howbadah
(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:59, archived)

The... the hoes are laughing?

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:10, archived)

I don't really know what you're getting at.
So it goes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:18, archived)

ho

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:35, archived)

Not really keen on gardening.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:44, archived)

Not I'm
+uphill
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:47, archived)

The Prestige

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:54, archived)

e o
ig at
+ Tickler's Guide To Personal Satisfaction
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:56, archived)

lol, Tho Prestate!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 13:35, archived)

Great Christian Bale outing, that one.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:17, archived)

I've not actually seen it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:23, archived)

i liked it, for what that's worth

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:55, archived)

50/50 that I'd enjoy it, then.
Don't suppose you've watched that Final Space cartoon, have you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:03, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 6:11, archived)

So true. xxx

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)

always in r calendars

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 7:42, archived)

Your calendar is divided into times of day? How fussy

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 7:44, archived)

I can't get into gardening
my balcony-grown beans yielded a magnificent harvest of 9 pods from about 30 plants this summer.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:28, archived)

Fee, fi, fo, fed,
I smell the blood of a morning thread.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 7:59, archived)

be she living or be she dead
I shagged your nan upon her bed
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)

wankers

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:16, archived)

Teh magic donkey must of died :(

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:23, archived)

I guess I shouldn't have bothered getting the hue/saturation levels right
they prefer it when there's been no attempt at matching anything
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)

Well, joke IS more important than technique, after all.
I guess you didn't get exactly the right blend of satire for this week.
(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:48, archived)

true
probably should have done something brexit related
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:51, archived)

check again bbz. x

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:25, archived)

christ alive
it was FP'd. What is wrong with this country.
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 11:07, archived)

psst, it was me. i fp'd it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:08, archived)

<3

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:52, archived)

oh, this like a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)

getchor fresh wankers, two ferra pahnd

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

Morning Grry
Leftover veg in black bean sauce for breakfast
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:25, archived)

your existence sounds well grim

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

It's not too bad
Spot of gardening then off to town for lunch
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:59, archived)

I had a bit of yesterday's banana cake for breakfast.
My crapness at baking is hereby confirmed: I doubled the quantity of bananas in the recipe (just because I had to get rid of double the quantity of bananas), which produced something that burned on the bottom and remained curiously stodgy in the middle.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:52, archived)

Sounds nasty
Should have made a smoothie instead
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:00, archived)

Yeah, I didn't fancy making four pints of smoothie though.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:09, archived)

I never touch them
They always have bananas in them
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:26, archived)

You don't have to put bananas in a smoothie, y'know.
A handful of ice will work as a thickener (until it melts, obviously), or some oats.

#foodchat
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)

Using wheatgrass as a thickener seems to be all the rage at the moment.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:50, archived)

I wouldn't know, I'm not a ruminant.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:22, archived)

'allo 'allo

(hmmmm, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)

fallen madonna with the big boobies

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)

Helga eh lads

(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)

Married to the old geezer from Person Of Interest.
Who is Christopher Nolan's uncle, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:22, archived)

and person of interest is written by Chris' brother John

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:29, archived)

True, but I didn't think he was as much of a household name.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:38, archived)

alright pricks

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:31, archived)

yeah, not bad cheers
lol
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)

alright wanker

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:37, archived)

Nestled snugly in my boxers, as usual.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:40, archived)

plural, yeah?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:26, archived)

I can only presume to speak for my own.
If other people want to keep theirs in my pants, that's a matter for negotiation.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:44, archived)

*checks contents*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:48, archived)

Viewings by appointment only, please.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:57, archived)

MORNING HUNS XX

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:28, archived)

You're very friendly to your troops, attila

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)

Out on the battlefield with a positive outlook.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 11:13, archived)