Very tired
Not much sleep last night so I'm having an early night
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Not much sleep last night so I'm having an early night
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 21:27, archived)
oh, the shit formatting on mobile made me think you'd replied to the bottom one
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 22:09, archived)
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How bad of a toilet?
I live in the countryside and it's muckspreading time
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)
I live in the countryside and it's muckspreading time
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)
oh, good point
Thanet's prolly been doused with cowshit and seaweed for next years' cauliflowers. Poor broadsword.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:23, archived)
Thanet's prolly been doused with cowshit and seaweed for next years' cauliflowers. Poor broadsword.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:23, archived)
Nice to see farmers using seaweed as fertilizer
It's good stuff.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:43, archived)
It's good stuff.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:43, archived)
Fine, thanks
Just got back from seeing the Meg. I laughed quite a bit more than most people in the cinema
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:18, archived)
Just got back from seeing the Meg. I laughed quite a bit more than most people in the cinema
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:18, archived)
I'm sure I've mentioned myself in leopard print, but I found this , Brexit eh
www.b3ta.com/talk/107922
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:34, archived)
www.b3ta.com/talk/107922
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:34, archived)
Watching him swim towards a megalodon
Doing dory's line from finding nemo cracked me up
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:29, archived)
Doing dory's line from finding nemo cracked me up
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 20:29, archived)
48 mins til 10 days off fuck yeah
I'm going RIGHT up the thanet, u?
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
I'm going RIGHT up the thanet, u?
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
Altho, bit late, thoz
AaaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAaAaAAAAAaRrrrRrRrrRdvAAaaAaAAAAAAaAaaaaAaaAAAAaaaaRRRRRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:12, archived)
AaaaaAaaaAAaaAAAAaAaAAAAAaRrrrRrRrrRdvAAaaAaAAAAAAaAaaaaAaaAAAAaaaaRRRRRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:12, archived)
Ive got one whole week of work left before Im in the same position.
I'll be sunning it up in BARCA m8
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
I'll be sunning it up in BARCA m8
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
It's fucking SHIT
I walked out.
Second time ever I've done that
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
I walked out.
Second time ever I've done that
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
i've never bailed on a film in the cinema
too cheap for that. if i've paid, i'll see it through to the bitter end
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:10, archived)
too cheap for that. if i've paid, i'll see it through to the bitter end
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:10, archived)
I've had Sandstorm by Darude stuck in my head all day
How does that work as an ear worm? It dosen't even have lyrics.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:30, archived)
How does that work as an ear worm? It dosen't even have lyrics.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 17:30, archived)
Monolith is a stupid mod and he smells like a blocked drain and looks like a mouldy carpet.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)
Better than being a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot who likes it up the bum-bum from other fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:58, archived)
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 18:58, archived)
^
I meant wifed, he's going to propose to you this weekend. But now I've blown it by telling you.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:08, archived)
I meant wifed, he's going to propose to you this weekend. But now I've blown it by telling you.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:08, archived)
well, as you can see. i have some powerful friends
so maybe you should shut your ugly face
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:15, archived)
so maybe you should shut your ugly face
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:15, archived)
it's mongy and mcbeef though, you can guarantee they've seen some shit
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 15:07, archived)
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this is awkward for me because you are both my pretend online friends
but I would quite like to see the two of you wrestle
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:31, archived)
but I would quite like to see the two of you wrestle
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 14:31, archived)
calm down, children
i know it's friday but the weekend doesn't start until 5
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)
i know it's friday but the weekend doesn't start until 5
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:40, archived)
I'm back from my x-ray
Apparently it was a pantogram, which my dentist required. I must admit, I was a clown not to be flossing around, but that doesn't mean that my teeth should wear crowns etc
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:37, archived)
Apparently it was a pantogram, which my dentist required. I must admit, I was a clown not to be flossing around, but that doesn't mean that my teeth should wear crowns etc
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:37, archived)
Afternoon huns (not you, Atilla) xx
what are you having for lunch and what are you doing this weekend?
Salad and fuck all for me.
GO!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:05, archived)
what are you having for lunch and what are you doing this weekend?
Salad and fuck all for me.
GO!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 12:05, archived)
I wish they'd pack it in
my ears are still ringing from last night's gig
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:08, archived)
my ears are still ringing from last night's gig
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:08, archived)
Feeling quite stressed about going on holiday.
I don't know how people do this as a regular thing.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:52, archived)
I don't know how people do this as a regular thing.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 7:52, archived)
I know the feeling
I'm driving to Croatia next month. Driving. With a toddler. It's about 14hours on the road.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:04, archived)
I'm driving to Croatia next month. Driving. With a toddler. It's about 14hours on the road.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:04, archived)
I'm hoping that letting them all have their DSes will keep mine quiet on the journey,
but I've already had one complaint about potentially not having WiFi access for almost a week.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)
but I've already had one complaint about potentially not having WiFi access for almost a week.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:30, archived)
yeah, and then the whole of the next day I'm knackered while she's up and alert
just going to break it into two parts with a motel in Czechia or Austria
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:41, archived)
just going to break it into two parts with a motel in Czechia or Austria
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:41, archived)
I'll probably have a panic attack about whether I've packed the medicine that keeps me alive,
or forget to take note of where we're going, or the car will break down, or oh the list of things that could go wrong is endless.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:27, archived)
or forget to take note of where we're going, or the car will break down, or oh the list of things that could go wrong is endless.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:27, archived)
Harwich, tonight, which I'm sure is in no way a grim hole of a town like all other ports.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:32, archived)
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my kin are fucking miles away
their morning's practically in a different time zone
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)
their morning's practically in a different time zone
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:08, archived)
I just checked: they're 29 miles from the next timezone
which sounds like a really bad performance in the Crystal Maze
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)
which sounds like a really bad performance in the Crystal Maze
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:09, archived)
yer, and it was good
I also enjoyed Ed "Swords of a Thousand Men" Tudor-Pole
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
I also enjoyed Ed "Swords of a Thousand Men" Tudor-Pole
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:12, archived)
Yeah, he did a surprisingly good job of it
after having not the smallest boots to fill.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:14, archived)
after having not the smallest boots to fill.
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:14, archived)
googling tells me he shows up in the background of all sorts of large productions
Harry Potter AND Game of Thrones
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:24, archived)
Harry Potter AND Game of Thrones
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:24, archived)
The other night, I watched 'Oblivion',
and was like "Hey, that's Jaime Lannister."
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:28, archived)
and was like "Hey, that's Jaime Lannister."
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:28, archived)
I like the city of San Juan.
I know a boat you can get on.
Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.
Hundreds of people in each room
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)
I know a boat you can get on.
Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.
Hundreds of people in each room
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:41, archived)
[ long preamble to a joke ]
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal!
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 8:42, archived)
Morning
Curiously lively this morning, already cleaned the kitchen, put the bins out, showered, swept and been the shop for the mental
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)
Curiously lively this morning, already cleaned the kitchen, put the bins out, showered, swept and been the shop for the mental
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 9:16, archived)
I'm off for an x-ray
there'd better be a new thread when I get back
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
there'd better be a new thread when I get back
( , Fri 17 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
Surly nod of the head in recognition of this nice bit of tastelessness.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:37, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:37, archived)
put this in your oven and baste it (not safe for work)
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000426961134.jpg?w=960
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www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000426961134.jpg?w=960
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:30, archived)
Why HTC thought that fat pig advertising was a good idea I don't know
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
I'm still trying to get someone to piss on me and release the video like kim did
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
What's it like being famous purely for being a worthless chav with anger issues and who's as thick as the layer of blubber surrounding you?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
gandhi wasn't there for me when I lost my lunch money and had to go hungry
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:46, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:46, archived)
he could have carried me to Subway and spotted me a sandwich, the tight cunt
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
I think rob should be getting d-list celebrities to do AMAs on /board
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:01, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:01, archived)
having just googled gemma collins, you have my deepest sympathy.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:11, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:11, archived)
How can we reverse the trend of left/right division and tribalism in politics?
Also are you a massive twat? I don't know who you are, Gemma, but I'm betting you're a massive twat.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:12, archived)
Also are you a massive twat? I don't know who you are, Gemma, but I'm betting you're a massive twat.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:12, archived)
One way is to be united against totalitarianism from the left and right.
I do have a massive minge, babes
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
I do have a massive minge, babes
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 15:15, archived)
Morning. I think you should try this next.
www.surplusandoutdoors.com/polish-ration-pack-24-hour-individual-1214454.html
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:05, archived)
www.surplusandoutdoors.com/polish-ration-pack-24-hour-individual-1214454.html
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:05, archived)
The Polish ones are filled with manky meat pastes that they call sandwich spreads
there's a bloke on imgur who reviews them all: imgur.com/gallery/a9g0e
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)
there's a bloke on imgur who reviews them all: imgur.com/gallery/a9g0e
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:17, archived)
So chances are it's all expired, or absolute best case you've got 15 days to eat it all in?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:19, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:19, archived)
that's why I got my ones so cheap
most of the meals were supposed to go bad in september. Except the nougat, which was good until 2020.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:21, archived)
most of the meals were supposed to go bad in september. Except the nougat, which was good until 2020.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:21, archived)
Surely stranded in the wilderness is not somewhere you want to gamble on having the shits in order to save a few quid
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:26, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:26, archived)
yer, but I wasn't stranded in the wilderness
I was in my workshop, building a staircase.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:34, archived)
I was in my workshop, building a staircase.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:34, archived)
mandatory. It's a garage, so you have to give exhaust gases an escape route
and it lets all the lovely spiders in too.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:46, archived)
and it lets all the lovely spiders in too.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:46, archived)
Who runs a car in a building with the door shut? Unless you're actually trying to kill yourself, obviously
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:53, archived)
Probably no-one
but the communists who built it back in the 60s were aware that it's not a great idea to keep a load of unstable chemicals and a poorly-designed vehicle based on combustion in a hermetically sealed chamber.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:55, archived)
but the communists who built it back in the 60s were aware that it's not a great idea to keep a load of unstable chemicals and a poorly-designed vehicle based on combustion in a hermetically sealed chamber.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 7:55, archived)
yer, it is more like a ship's ladder to be fair
dunno at what angle stairs become ladders.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:13, archived)
dunno at what angle stairs become ladders.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:13, archived)
I assume anything over the 4:1 ladder ratio, but that's just a guess, don't think we have a chippy forum members
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:18, archived)
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I like a nice cat ladder, they were always fun to get tools and materials up
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:31, archived)
Similar
www.storplan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/03-768x1024.jpg
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:36, archived)
www.storplan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/03-768x1024.jpg
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:36, archived)
I'm sure that's a lovely ladder,
but the pictures of Christina Ricci were more to my taste.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:02, archived)
but the pictures of Christina Ricci were more to my taste.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 9:02, archived)
I think gravity works differently in Poland, much like everything else
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 11:23, archived)
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how'd you squeeze them fat tits of yours into that top, you absolute fucking whale?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:22, archived)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:22, archived)
Hey man, take a look out the window 'n' see what's happenin'
Hey man, it's rainin'
It's rainin' outside man
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:40, archived)
Hey man, it's rainin'
It's rainin' outside man
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:40, archived)
stories of MREs stopping you from pooing
are grossly exaggerated, it seems
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)
are grossly exaggerated, it seems
( , Thu 16 Aug 2018, 10:12, archived)
FOOD SUBTHREAD:
I'm going to eat a full British 24-hr Ration Pack today. I've just had an all-day breakfast from a pouch, which was prepared in the pre-Trump era.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:42, archived)
I'm going to eat a full British 24-hr Ration Pack today. I've just had an all-day breakfast from a pouch, which was prepared in the pre-Trump era.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 6:42, archived)
the fruit explosion
was three lukewarm mouthfuls of apple and peach mash.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
was three lukewarm mouthfuls of apple and peach mash.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
and the sesame seed bar
was a solid almost-unchewable block of cane sugar and honey
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
was a solid almost-unchewable block of cane sugar and honey
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
tragically, it may be just so he can tell people on the internet :(
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:04, archived)
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:04, archived)
I'm assuming he didn't move to Poland because he enjoys good food.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:42, archived)
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:42, archived)
That tiny bottle is either food colouring or poison in case it all gets too much
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:32, archived)
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:32, archived)
The bromine might stop you wanking yourself square and round again in your missus' absense.
For about 5 minutes at least.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
For about 5 minutes at least.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
Okay, I can't see that any more without thinking of Star Stories
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:30, archived)
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:30, archived)
Morning.
Extra child at my house, this morning, so it's a relief to be at work.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)
Extra child at my house, this morning, so it's a relief to be at work.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 8:43, archived)
they've turned one of the pokestops i can reach from my flat into a pokemon gym
as i'm sure you can tell, this is very exciting news
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:31, archived)
as i'm sure you can tell, this is very exciting news
( , Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:31, archived)
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