RIP, whichever /talk contributer you'd like to pretend this is about:
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/evyd97/the-guy-who-forced-taiwanese-flight-attendants-to-wipe-his-ass-is-dead
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:22, archived)
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/evyd97/the-guy-who-forced-taiwanese-flight-attendants-to-wipe-his-ass-is-dead
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:22, archived)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Frasier. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Freudian psychology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Frasier's pompous outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Freudian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Frasier truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Frasier's existencial catchphrase "can I tempt you to a glass of sherry, Niles" which itself is a cryptic reference to a wonderful drinking song from La Traviata called "Libiamo Brindisi!" I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as David Lee's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Niles Crane tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 16:51, archived)
(something about tossing his salad)
Scrambled eggs all over your face.
This would have worked better if you'd had a thing for Kelsey Grammar.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 18:48, archived)
Scrambled eggs all over your face.
This would have worked better if you'd had a thing for Kelsey Grammar.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 18:48, archived)
Never seen the new ones, was a huge fan (ny) when the original first broadcast, had toys and clothes and stuff
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 19:36, archived)
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 19:36, archived)
the best episode of Columbo is the one which guest starred Johnny Cash as the murderer.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:37, archived)
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:37, archived)
no-one cares, prick
Just bought this, what a bargain
soundsoftheuniverse.com/product/record-store-day-exclusive
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:38, archived)
Just bought this, what a bargain
soundsoftheuniverse.com/product/record-store-day-exclusive
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:38, archived)
I bought myself a lovely new Bathing Ape tshirt, it's well kool
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:44, archived)
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:44, archived)
saw that the other day and wondered if you'd buy it
also relevant to your interests, there's a label reissuing a load of KPM classics:
EDIT: better link
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:45, archived)
also relevant to your interests, there's a label reissuing a load of KPM classics:
EDIT: better link
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:45, archived)
Heh, I didn't know that.
I guess he didn't walk the line there, lelz.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:59, archived)
I guess he didn't walk the line there, lelz.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 12:59, archived)
the best episode of Columbo was when he pushes Mrs. Columbo's head into the pillow and does her up the arse
then, just as he climaxes, he says "Oh, just one more thing."
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 13:03, archived)
then, just as he climaxes, he says "Oh, just one more thing."
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 13:03, archived)
The best episode of columbo is the one where he's Jessica fletcher
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 13:14, archived)
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 13:14, archived)
Bit of you
www.christies.com/lotfinder/ancient-art-antiquities/a-roman-black-chalcedony-intaglio-portrait-of-6199221-details.aspx?from=salesummery&intObjectID=6199221&sid=6f368219-f710-427a-9dda-68fad3ddf725
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
www.christies.com/lotfinder/ancient-art-antiquities/a-roman-black-chalcedony-intaglio-portrait-of-6199221-details.aspx?from=salesummery&intObjectID=6199221&sid=6f368219-f710-427a-9dda-68fad3ddf725
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
That's a very nice piece
I'm always surprised at how (relatively) cheaply you can buy Roman jewellery, some of it's shit but still
antiquitiesgiftshop.com/shop/all-roman-jewelry
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:29, archived)
I'm always surprised at how (relatively) cheaply you can buy Roman jewellery, some of it's shit but still
antiquitiesgiftshop.com/shop/all-roman-jewelry
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:29, archived)
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm.
When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."
Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."
President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:39, archived)
well it was more about pointing out the inaccuracy in yetso's post
and also I suspected it was the sort of thing he might find amusing
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:49, archived)
and also I suspected it was the sort of thing he might find amusing
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:49, archived)
Reheating last night's takeaway is a great way to see hospital
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:37, archived)
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:37, archived)
But everything is to the west, unless it's exactly north or south of us
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 13:33, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 13:33, archived)
ALL CHRISTIANS ARE REATRDED
You donβt like it? Too fucking bad. Your acceptance of your beliefs means that you are being retarded, and thereβs no way around it. Fuck you, you fucking retards. Iβm sick of pretending your idiotic βargumentsβ are even remotely sensible. Youβre a fucking retard, eating retarded shit and calling it ice cream. The Christian generally believes that there is life after death. This, in light of what we currently know of neuroscience and how the brain works, and doesnβt work when it is damaged, is, no mincing words here, plainly retarded. If you believe in life after death, sorry, β er, no, not sorry β youβre fucking retarded. The Christian generally believes that faith is a good idea, that believing things for no reason β just because β is a good idea. The Christian generally believes that being more certain of their beliefs than the evidence warrants, is somehow a virtue. The Christian generally is trained to believe that everyone uses faith, and that to point out that others use faith somehow justifies their own use of faith β the words βtu quoqueβ have no meaning to the average Christian. The Christian generally believes, in my experience, that an appeal to consequences is a valid way of making an argument. The Christian typically believes that if it can be shown (or, more commonly, if it can be made to appear that it is shown) that belief in Christianity leads to some benefit, or that lack of belief leads to some undesirable consequence, that this justifies belief. This is retarded. If you canβt figure out why, itβs because youβre retarded. Hint: google βappeal to consequences,β you big retard. Christians generally believe that Jesus was God, after he magically impregnated a virgin, and then emerged from her vagina nine months later, disappeared for 30 years, then turned up as the messiah. The evidence for this? A book which says so. What? Nothing more? No, thatβs it, just a book. Are you fucking kidding me? Only a book? Nope, not kidding. Theyβre that fucking retarded. Christians often accept the βlord, liar or lunaticβ argument as convincing. Gee, David Koresh was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, Iβm going to say, Lunatic. Jesus was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, Iβm going to say, Lunatic. People who donβt think Jesus was a lunatic donβt know much about lunatics. Thereβs a word for such people: Retards. The story of Christianity is just plain stupid. If you believe it, youβre a retard. Period. You have no arguments for your position which are not retarded. If there were non-retarded arguments for Christianity, they would have emerged in the last 2000 years. Every argument Iβve seen for Christianity does not only fail to be a good argument, they all fail to be remotely non-retarded. From this, I conclude that there do not exist any non-retarded arguments for Christianity, as, if there were such arguments, Christians would be all over them like white on rice. Yet, Christians persist in putting forth the most idiotic arguments for their religion in the history of arguments, and cannot come up with even a single non-retarded argument for their religion. I conclude that no non-retarded arguments for Christianity exist, and that every Christian has either retardedly accepted a retarded argument, or has been brainwashed into accepting Christianity as a child (and children are basically retarded.) Soβ¦, Fuck you, retards. Your religion is retarded, and youβve had 2000 years to come up with non-retarded arguments and have utterly failed. Youβre retarded.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 13:39, archived)
You donβt like it? Too fucking bad. Your acceptance of your beliefs means that you are being retarded, and thereβs no way around it. Fuck you, you fucking retards. Iβm sick of pretending your idiotic βargumentsβ are even remotely sensible. Youβre a fucking retard, eating retarded shit and calling it ice cream. The Christian generally believes that there is life after death. This, in light of what we currently know of neuroscience and how the brain works, and doesnβt work when it is damaged, is, no mincing words here, plainly retarded. If you believe in life after death, sorry, β er, no, not sorry β youβre fucking retarded. The Christian generally believes that faith is a good idea, that believing things for no reason β just because β is a good idea. The Christian generally believes that being more certain of their beliefs than the evidence warrants, is somehow a virtue. The Christian generally is trained to believe that everyone uses faith, and that to point out that others use faith somehow justifies their own use of faith β the words βtu quoqueβ have no meaning to the average Christian. The Christian generally believes, in my experience, that an appeal to consequences is a valid way of making an argument. The Christian typically believes that if it can be shown (or, more commonly, if it can be made to appear that it is shown) that belief in Christianity leads to some benefit, or that lack of belief leads to some undesirable consequence, that this justifies belief. This is retarded. If you canβt figure out why, itβs because youβre retarded. Hint: google βappeal to consequences,β you big retard. Christians generally believe that Jesus was God, after he magically impregnated a virgin, and then emerged from her vagina nine months later, disappeared for 30 years, then turned up as the messiah. The evidence for this? A book which says so. What? Nothing more? No, thatβs it, just a book. Are you fucking kidding me? Only a book? Nope, not kidding. Theyβre that fucking retarded. Christians often accept the βlord, liar or lunaticβ argument as convincing. Gee, David Koresh was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, Iβm going to say, Lunatic. Jesus was either Lord, Liar, or Lunatic. Umm, Iβm going to say, Lunatic. People who donβt think Jesus was a lunatic donβt know much about lunatics. Thereβs a word for such people: Retards. The story of Christianity is just plain stupid. If you believe it, youβre a retard. Period. You have no arguments for your position which are not retarded. If there were non-retarded arguments for Christianity, they would have emerged in the last 2000 years. Every argument Iβve seen for Christianity does not only fail to be a good argument, they all fail to be remotely non-retarded. From this, I conclude that there do not exist any non-retarded arguments for Christianity, as, if there were such arguments, Christians would be all over them like white on rice. Yet, Christians persist in putting forth the most idiotic arguments for their religion in the history of arguments, and cannot come up with even a single non-retarded argument for their religion. I conclude that no non-retarded arguments for Christianity exist, and that every Christian has either retardedly accepted a retarded argument, or has been brainwashed into accepting Christianity as a child (and children are basically retarded.) Soβ¦, Fuck you, retards. Your religion is retarded, and youβve had 2000 years to come up with non-retarded arguments and have utterly failed. Youβre retarded.
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We all scrabble around in the shit together
Some do breast stroke, some do backstroke, but no matter the method we all scrabble
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 14:21, archived)
Some do breast stroke, some do backstroke, but no matter the method we all scrabble
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 14:21, archived)
Pa Vag.
Come and sit down by old Pa Vag and tell him about your day.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 0:34, archived)
Come and sit down by old Pa Vag and tell him about your day.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2019, 0:34, archived)
First Sri Lanka, now this.
Poor Christians.
Now do Muslims and Jews!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 17:40, archived)
Poor Christians.
Now do Muslims and Jews!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 17:40, archived)
Long and tiresome
But I'm off out for lunch with a friend and some clothes shopping today
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:16, archived)
But I'm off out for lunch with a friend and some clothes shopping today
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:16, archived)
Absolutely lovely, thanks.
Bike ride, bbq, lots of outdoor time. Probably got skin cancer, now.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:17, archived)
Bike ride, bbq, lots of outdoor time. Probably got skin cancer, now.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:17, archived)
pretty sweet, binged Joey, did some wee and poo, u no the coo ;)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:39, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:39, archived)
Medium-key weekend over here, which I'm going to call a "warm-up for this weekend", when I will be on teh holz.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:43, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:43, archived)
we're supposed to be having friends and their four kids for lunch on Sunday
this is dependent on a resolution of our rat infestation which seems unlikely at this juncture.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:46, archived)
this is dependent on a resolution of our rat infestation which seems unlikely at this juncture.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:46, archived)
Why not turn the situation to your advantage and hold a rat-themed party?
A zillion bonus points if you DJ in a Roland Rat costume for the afternoon.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:51, archived)
A zillion bonus points if you DJ in a Roland Rat costume for the afternoon.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:51, archived)
My wife taught a pair of twins where one was black and the other albino.
Taunting them about having different parents never got old, apparently.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 10:06, archived)
Taunting them about having different parents never got old, apparently.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 10:06, archived)
I foresee a celebratory high-speed procession through the Pont de l'Alma tunnel.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 10:12, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 10:12, archived)
i just want everyone to know that i have 33 friends and 27 fans
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)
alright mano
I saw one of your delivery trucks earlier shop.manolith-uk.com/
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)
I saw one of your delivery trucks earlier shop.manolith-uk.com/
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)
I'll be your friend if you let me massage your prostate with my peanus
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:01, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:01, archived)
You cannot see what your friends like, as noone can see what you like. Update your profile to share what you like with other b3tards, and enable this feature.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:11, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:11, archived)
Also, I have 8 friends and 14 fans so suck on that you disgusting yurt prick
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
I have 12 friends and 10 fans
Would you like to add more friends?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:57, archived)
Would you like to add more friends?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:57, archived)
I reckon fans are better than friends because you don't have to talk to fans and they like you whereas friends require reciprocal attention and kindness.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:02, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 9:02, archived)
I have his autobiography
www.amazon.co.uk/Tongue-Subnormality-seventies-Joseph-Deacon/dp/0855370173
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/Tongue-Subnormality-seventies-Joseph-Deacon/dp/0855370173
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)
Oh man, I missed the excitement. Could you give me a detailed breakdown of exactly what happened please?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 6:41, archived)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2019, 6:41, archived)
Best Easter Ever III: The Grillening
Went Stonehenge yesterday. The sun burnt my neck. I did like it.
Back to tine today for a Triple D style bbq extravaganza. Hopefully by now all our rats are dead, judging by the smell in our kitchen on Friday at least one of the cunts has already croaked.
( , Mon 22 Apr 2019, 8:31, archived)
Went Stonehenge yesterday. The sun burnt my neck. I did like it.
Back to tine today for a Triple D style bbq extravaganza. Hopefully by now all our rats are dead, judging by the smell in our kitchen on Friday at least one of the cunts has already croaked.
( , Mon 22 Apr 2019, 8:31, archived)
Mornin' all.
A sunny lie-in after an awesome gig last night over here.
( , Mon 22 Apr 2019, 9:05, archived)
A sunny lie-in after an awesome gig last night over here.
( , Mon 22 Apr 2019, 9:05, archived)
La la la! Lalalalaaa! La la la! Lalalalaaaaaa.
I've spent all day drinking cocktails and reading. What have you lot done?
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 19:21, archived)
I've spent all day drinking cocktails and reading. What have you lot done?
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 19:21, archived)
Also, has anyone ever pissed so hard they hurt their japs-eye?
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 19:24, archived)
I was trying to save time.
I now know my bladder power is stronger than my japs-eye integrity.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 22:18, archived)
I now know my bladder power is stronger than my japs-eye integrity.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 22:18, archived)
I've spent a couple of hours in the park in a virtually motionless cookie-induced puddle of mellow.
Right now I'm in the process of converting some films so my new projector can read them, and that's taking ages, so in the meantime I'm going to have a drink.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 19:29, archived)
Right now I'm in the process of converting some films so my new projector can read them, and that's taking ages, so in the meantime I'm going to have a drink.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 19:29, archived)
Our floofy little labradoodle Anabelle went into labour late last night so I've been running around all day making meat pies
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 20:32, archived)
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 20:32, archived)
The only connection I can make
between a dog going into labour and meat pies is anything but adorable. What am I missing?
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 22:22, archived)
between a dog going into labour and meat pies is anything but adorable. What am I missing?
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 22:22, archived)
Tuned up the bikes, road bikes to the pub, rode back, couldn't be arsed to cook, went to the new grill place in town.
Stuffed full of shish and shawarma, now. Pretty good, as Saturday's go.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 21:17, archived)
Stuffed full of shish and shawarma, now. Pretty good, as Saturday's go.
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 21:17, archived)
I had a pint in the sunshine and now I don't really want to do anything else apart from having a pint in the sunshine
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 16:10, archived)
( , Sat 20 Apr 2019, 16:10, archived)
driving to the UK today
I won't get there, obvs, but I'll be on my way.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2019, 7:15, archived)
I won't get there, obvs, but I'll be on my way.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2019, 7:15, archived)
Two and a half hours to go and then it will be time for alcohol and pizza.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 13:31, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 13:31, archived)
I wish madonna had stuck to getting her tits out for posh magazines instead of singing
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 13:34, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 13:34, archived)
my lot are all off to turkey next week
lovely quiet week for me
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 14:15, archived)
lovely quiet week for me
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 14:15, archived)
Just booked a villa in Tuscany for August, thanks to my amended court order my kids spaz mum now has to agree to dates by the end of April each year.
This means 2019's hol is over a grand cheaper than last year's. Get in
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 14:41, archived)
This means 2019's hol is over a grand cheaper than last year's. Get in
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 14:41, archived)
it sure is
we're staying slap bang in the middle of Chianti Classico territory, so I'm going to be 'enjoying the local produce' to t3h maxxxx
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:01, archived)
we're staying slap bang in the middle of Chianti Classico territory, so I'm going to be 'enjoying the local produce' to t3h maxxxx
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:01, archived)
Have you seen the Guinigi Tower in Lucca?
I though that was pretty reem, with all the trees at the top.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:10, archived)
I though that was pretty reem, with all the trees at the top.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:10, archived)
Enjoy.
It's Puccini's birthplace as well so there's a little museum about that, and they do some amazing (as well as amazingly expensive) nougat.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:42, archived)
It's Puccini's birthplace as well so there's a little museum about that, and they do some amazing (as well as amazingly expensive) nougat.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:42, archived)
It's
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:48, archived)
I went there last year, there is an excellent resraurant in Lucca which has 730 wines on the list!!!
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:59, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:59, archived)
that sounds rather nice
but i prefer room service, housekeeping and my meals cooked for me. holiday means i do fuck all if i can avoid it
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:02, archived)
but i prefer room service, housekeeping and my meals cooked for me. holiday means i do fuck all if i can avoid it
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:02, archived)
I really don't like hotels tbh
Have a gander at this, I reckon it will be great. Wife's sister and her kids are coming to which will be great for mine, even though the lad's a giant chutney and the girl now identifies as 'Simon'. They are so fucking New York.
www.airbnb.com/rooms/14345238?guests=1&adults=1
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:30, archived)
Have a gander at this, I reckon it will be great. Wife's sister and her kids are coming to which will be great for mine, even though the lad's a giant chutney and the girl now identifies as 'Simon'. They are so fucking New York.
www.airbnb.com/rooms/14345238?guests=1&adults=1
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 15:30, archived)
Blimey.
When they said "villa", they weren't fucking around.
I've always wanted a cooker like that as well.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 16:30, archived)
When they said "villa", they weren't fucking around.
I've always wanted a cooker like that as well.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 16:30, archived)
'I'll have change my shirt, I'm sweating like a cunt' is one of the best entrances ever.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 18:25, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 18:25, archived)
Depends on the situation, I've found it doesn't go down too well if used at the start of a job interview
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 18:30, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 18:30, archived)
Alright, ya got me.
I've been working from home so much and so often lately that I lose track of which day it is. Have I had me tea?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 8:18, archived)
I've been working from home so much and so often lately that I lose track of which day it is. Have I had me tea?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 8:18, archived)
Does it feature a character from Monty Python saying "I like to breakdance"?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 8:59, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 8:59, archived)
he's too busy gluing himself to tube trains in protest about climate change to worry about your poor clothing choices
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)
The most energy efficient and therefore eco friendly way of removing him would probably be to run the train as normal
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:16, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:16, archived)
The most hilarious way would be to feed him a spicy kebab and let his truculent bowels take their course.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:41, archived)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:41, archived)
Yeah, didn't really think it through did he
What if everyone had just fucked off for a week and left him to starve
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:49, archived)
What if everyone had just fucked off for a week and left him to starve
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:49, archived)
he'd kill himself before he starved
Without food, he'd have nothing to microblog about.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:56, archived)
Without food, he'd have nothing to microblog about.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2019, 11:56, archived)
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