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morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 7:39, archived)

ugh

(97800, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 7:52, archived)

ALRIGHT MATE!!!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:11, archived)

might be in a few hours

(97800, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:15, archived)

m8, the queefy lifestyle isn't something to aspire to

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:19, archived)

ugh

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:01, archived)

MORNING BROADSY!!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12, archived)

ugh

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:03, archived)

HIYA!!!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12, archived)

Where's me Spinach?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:05, archived)

get fucked m8

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:12, archived)

Sultan of Ping F.C.'s lesser-known b-sides.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:39, archived)

I fackin love the Sultans
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:48, archived)

jfc

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:47, archived)

I remember Dave the Welsh goth in my halls of residence in 1993
telling me, animatedly, that the singer was "a bender". That's pretty much all I remember about them.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:15, archived)

can confirm

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:30, archived)

ugh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

Ohaio Gozaimasu
EDIT: ugh
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

in b4 big wall of boring text from yeti

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:18, archived)

alright Stiltsy

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:49, archived)

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:53, archived)

touch it

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:24, archived)

This is the night
This is the night
This is the time, we've got to get it right
(This is the night)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:29, archived)

Yes thanks, just done the school run like a normal dad, it was gr8
Apart from the whole 'travelling in central London at half past eight in the fackin morning' bit. It was mental, I thought there must be a strike on or something but apparently it's like that every day. Totally different at 7am.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:49, archived)

Boarding school, m8. Solves that problem.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:16, archived)

I'm a bit old, but maybe they take mature students?

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:22, archived)

Take a teaching position.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:39, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:55, archived)

Brb, going to duff up Tim Stilton.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:03, archived)

you don't stand a chance m8

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:28, archived)

What's he going to do, slap me unconscious with his moobs?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 10:33, archived)

shiv you in the kidneys more like

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:01, archived)

Poo and wee

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:46, archived)

Just about

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mongychops, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:53, archived)

BORIS FOR PM!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:08, archived)

johnson means peanus hurr hurr

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:09, archived)

WILLIES

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:24, archived)

haha yeah brilliant

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:28, archived)

BRISTOLS

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:28, archived)

i'd rather he got reincarnated as an olive tbh

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:21, archived)

But what's good on tv ? we want to know. Stop with this political shit.

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:52, archived)

Broadcast telly, eh? 'member that?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:27, archived)

I'm a modern day ludite with that shit, don t use it

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:29, archived)

I've moved my TV to the other side of the room, but not for the aerial socket moved with it, so it's IP TV or nothing, at the moment.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:31, archived)

I really ought to cancel my cable sub. It's all bollocks.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:23, archived)

Pink Moron?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:40, archived)

With a name like Boris, he must be a Communist! #satire

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:45, archived)

If only everyone based all their political opinions on what happened to be on BBC1 at that exact moment, we wouldn't be in such a mess

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:28, archived)

I just watched His Girl Friday.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:22, archived)

Any good?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:30, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:51, archived)

get fucked

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:16, archived)

prick

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:49, archived)

Wanker

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:08, archived)

prick

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:14, archived)

wanker

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:28, archived)

prick

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:59, archived)

piss yourself in, cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:18, archived)

stick a barbie doll up your ass

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:22, archived)

fly a jumbo jet
and then bury all your clothes
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:26, archived)

vg

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:49, archived)

You could fly it into the ground and do both at the same time

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:50, archived)

That happened in Wild Tales, the film I was watching last night seeing as it's relevant.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:28, archived)

I've seen that one, it's a decent watch.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:56, archived)

Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:32, archived)

^ emvee's talent scout

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:38, archived)

Elevenses.
I've just signed up for an inflatable obstacle course in a few weeks' time, à la Takeshi's Castle. Should be a lark. There used to be a similar show on French TV called 'Interville', where you also had to avoid being chased by live cows.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:08, archived)

Livestock on a bouncy castle is never going to end well

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:09, archived)

sounds like the kind of thing that Queef would LOVE

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:10, archived)

Craig Charles narration too

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:13, archived)

*sniffs*

*rapes*
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:27, archived)

*hails cab*

*wanks*
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:28, archived)

As Office Zavala said in 'End of Watch',
"Enjoy your white people shit."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:16, archived)

Lindup on Radio 2, right now

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:30, archived)

alright

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:04, archived)

LLL^{LLI^{IIIIN^{NNN^NDDDD}UUU}UPPP}PPP
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:32, archived)

standard

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:13, archived)

Sounds fun
I can't stop listening to the disturbed cover of sound of silence
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:39, archived)

One of my fave covers, that one.
The mix of genres works surprisingly well.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:44, archived)

I'm not a fan of covers
But it really is excellent
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:47, archived)

Cradle of Filth did a cover of
Stay by Shakespeare's sister.

The end.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:12, archived)

Doesn't surprise me

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:14, archived)

Tara MacLean did one of the better of the bazillion covers of 'Mad World' out there.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:19, archived)

I managed to stop listening just past the one minute mark

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:25, archived)

It's hooked on a feeling all over again
Couldn't get that out of my brain for months
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:48, archived)

Sepultura covered Teardrop by Massive Attack
It is fucking awful.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:36, archived)

CHAOS AD
BLEEDING THE PLEEBS

Sepultura can sod off.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:37, archived)

er, it was after Max Cavalera left
It was still fucking shit though.

ps I quite liked Sepultura when I was a kid.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:02, archived)

My brother went through a big Sepultura phase in his early teens.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:07, archived)

I haven't listened to them this century and don't intend to either

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:12, archived)

I saw them open for Motorhead once
They were fucking rubbish
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:06, archived)

It's so heartwarming when we find something we can all agree on.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:26, archived)

No it's not

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:29, archived)

I can quite believe it

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:48, archived)

Platini's been nicked, lol.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:48, archived)

Sure you're not just loitering in a children's soft play park?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:58, archived)

If I find out I've paid €50 to spend the afternoon with a thousand screaming kids,
I'm going to break something.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:01, archived)

[paedo joke here]

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:27, archived)

I thought you were going for a paedo joke the first time round.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:28, archived)

i think that must be what they keep doing in the Meadows on Saturday mornings,
big inflatables all over the place and someone shouting through a loudhailer, i thought they were maybe filming a new series of It's A Knockout or something, imagine that
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:07, archived)

Yeah it is a new series of It's A Knockout with Romesh Ranganathan as Eddie Waring & Dara O'Briain as Stuart Hall

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:34, archived)

Romesh Ranganathan is on television way too much these days
I thought his travel series' with his mum were entertaining but he really should fuck off for a bit
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59, archived)

bent reznor, I mean

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:59, archived)

also
~~a bit~~ ever
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:00, archived)

no m8

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:00, archived)

I've only ever seen him on 8 out of 10 Cats do Countdown,
and thought he was smug and not very funny.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:06, archived)

I do like Cats do Countdown despite the honking carr

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:10, archived)

John Richardson isn't anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:20, archived)

Fortunately Sean Lock manages to carry the show for both of them most of the time.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:25, archived)

I'm so old, I can remember when he was actually funny.
Feels like a very long time ago.

8 out of 10 cats is fucking terrible, and their Countdown take is only marginally more tolerable due to the nostalgia hit of it still being actual Countdown.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:29, archived)

^ upset

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:29, archived)

yeah but rachel riley's ass tho

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:48, archived)

All of her, to be fair.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:50, archived)

Not going to argue against this.
Other than your crass objectification of women, obvs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:50, archived)

^ upset

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:54, archived)

Furious.
I read on twitter that Riley is part of a Jewish plot to bring down Corbyn. Seems legit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:03, archived)

Corbyn is a fucking prick and not fit to lead a political party

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:21, archived)

That's your name on the "enemies list".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:58, archived)

You ever heard his hip hop saved my life podcast?
the one with frankie boyle was quite entertaining
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:12, archived)

Boyle proper knows his hip hop

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:19, archived)

yeah took me a bit by surprise that

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:29, archived)

ARE SCOTTISH PEOPLE 'NOT ALLOWED' TO LIKE HIP HOP OR SOMETHING?????

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:03, archived)

correct

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:09, archived)

~~SCOTTISH~~ white
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:58, archived)

not aware of that, might have a listen, ta

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:09, archived)

Then you'll get more Nish Kumar.
Is that what you want? 'cos that's what'll happen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:19, archived)

Fuck. That.

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:08, archived)

well i didn't see or hear either of them,
i'd know if there was Dara O'Briain because he'd be going "errrrrr" all the time
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:14, archived)

so you didn't hear Romesh saying he doesn't like his kids much?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:16, archived)

i don't know Romesh tbh,
that could have been anybody
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:37, archived)

jesus your life sounds depressing sometimes no offence

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:21, archived)

Horses for courses, and all that.
People on here get excited about things I think are utterly tragic, but it's all a bit of harmless fun. As long as no-one's being forced to do something they don't enjoy.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:25, archived)

Pato Banton
I mean, 'morning'
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:25, archived)

Morning queefy

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:29, archived)

hullo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

knobkin

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:34, archived)

Every time me think of my Liza
Water come a me eye
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:34, archived)

japs+

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:40, archived)

Hard brexit now.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:50, archived)

Hard brexit in the boys' showers

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:51, archived)

Brings a tear to the eye.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:52, archived)

japs+

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:21, archived)

And we've come full circle.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:35, archived)

in the boys' showers

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:47, archived)

You know what mcbeef yo tell em what's on your mind

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:45, archived)

I'm ready
And now it's my turn to guff
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:49, archived)

Boys showers and japs eyes as far as I can tell.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:37, archived)

It's nice that he feels comfortable enough to open up like this

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:06, archived)

Pato has Banton, like the first Banton

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:46, archived)

blackbird has spoken
I've done a turd
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:50, archived)

Irie, or something.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:49, archived)

Yes-I

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:51, archived)

And now bowyer is staying at charlton, clubs a joke

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:00, archived)

the owner is a cunt

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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:04, archived)

Released a statement slagging bowyer off yesterday, it's two threads down , now the owners saying how great he is

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:06, archived)

I bet you're glad the club is looking for a buyer

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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:14, archived)

might buy it myself

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:28, archived)

He probably wants 50 mil now

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:31, archived)

That's a lot of ham.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:33, archived)

Yeah it's only been for sale for 4 years now

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:29, archived)

is that good or bad?
the only bowyer I know of was a sausage manufacturer (not a euphemism)
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:20, archived)

Got us promotion, signing new players, then they nearly forced him out, shit be cray

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mongychops, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:31, archived)

Hi

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:02, archived)

Wind.

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:20, archived)

What is the news

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:25, archived)

I went down to see the lad on Friday
They've opened him up from his chest to near his feet, he's actually doing really well though, he's better than they expected him to be at this stage and is in good spirits, plus he's lost a fair bit of weight which is no bad thing in itself.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:27, archived)

I'm glad he is not dead

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:41, archived)

Morning wp.
How's things?
(dee bee Lols for, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:42, archived)

Good. You?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:41, archived)

pato bottom more like!

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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:04, archived)

keep your hands to yourself

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:18, archived)

haha!!!

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:20, archived)

If only there was a section of this puerile comedy website
where users could post jokes like this that they just made up.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:27, archived)

oh man that would be great

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:28, archived)

I have reported both of you to rob
who may visit the site within the next 3-4 months and ban you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:32, archived)

~~be great~~ end up as a repository of sex lies and one man's whovian fanfic
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:32, archived)

sounds absurd
they should have a section where ill-informed opinions are bandied around over a website link instead
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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:50, archived)

Oh man, that would be great.
Very 'web 2.0'.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:21, archived)

morning queef
morning all
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:08, archived)

morning

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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:14, archived)

morning drimble

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:16, archived)

$$

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:21, archived)

lol

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:25, archived)

mordnung

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:21, archived)

Good evening.

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:10, archived)

Evening

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:43, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:02, archived)

Yeah
Almost home time
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:26, archived)

Home and drunk

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 23:43, archived)

The more interesting soap

(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:23, archived)

A capital letter, wow. Dozer's going up in the world.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:44, archived)

never happy unless you're bitching me out, girlfriend

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:01, archived)

U ok hun

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:46, archived)

YES BRUV

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:01, archived)

choo

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:01, archived)

yo steezy

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:02, archived)

how are you sweaty

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:03, archived)

yeah I'm ok ta

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:06, archived)

Evening

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:10, archived)

alright Lindo

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:17, archived)

ait

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:22, archived)

lol blanked

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:39, archived)

guess who's back in the motherfucking house
with a fat dick for your motherfucking mouths
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:28, archived)

alright Calvin, calm down

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:29, archived)

no real names

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:31, archived)

soz John

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:39, archived)

th +e
There, it rhymes now.
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:40, archived)

A gay rapist?
A gaypist?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:29, archived)

Hi smeg-head's, Queef here
wha'gwan?
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:13, archived)

My daughter is now off school for nearly 3 months, she's already got us tickets for toy story , I predict I'm going to be in hot demand now

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mongychops, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:19, archived)

not you necessarily
your heavy purse, more like
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:04, archived)

Oh yes , yesterday she said that if she wasn't getting her lunch money how would she afford lunch out every day

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mongychops, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:06, archived)

Lol

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:37, archived)

Nowt much Beefy, cracking on
Three days off this week though, going down to London tomorrow with the missus to watch Fleetwood Mac, then flying out to Copenhagen on Wednesday to watch Rammstein, fun tiems
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:36, archived)

I'd rather jack tbh

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:50, archived)

Not much
In work with a purple foot. Sleepwalking strikes again
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:38, archived)

If only you had a shoe

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 17 Jun 2019, 19:27, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:40, archived)

I've only got the bleedin' week orff, innit.
Might build a pizza oven in the garden.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 11:55, archived)

^shambles lite

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:15, archived)

Never go full Shambles.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:26, archived)

Never grow white fur and massive claws, and shoot lightning bolts at passers by

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:32, archived)

Heh.
I had a hell of a time with that game back in the day.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:35, archived)

The first "proper" 3d game I played, since wolfenstein didn't count
and yeah, pretty unforgiving
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:40, archived)

~~ambles l~~
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 14:37, archived)

THESE TROUSERS ARE GREAT
alright queef-o
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:15, archived)

Yo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:36, archived)

~~HES~~ RUST M
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 15:42, archived)

I hope your not inferring that one of beter's precious commercial sponsors might be an organization of paedos, that's pretty srs internet libel m8

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:25, archived)

3 people off at the same time from an office of 7, it's well lol*.
*shit
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:27, archived)

the company is going to fold soon

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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:37, archived)

Very likely

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:41, archived)

Two leaving emails this morning.
One lads last day last week and I'm working my notice. Good toimes.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 15:12, archived)

ouch
got anything on the horizon?
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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 15:27, archived)

Yes that's why I'm working my notice.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:15, archived)

firm going under, or just cunts to work for?

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 15:38, archived)

Dunno, I was happy enough until they changed things.
But I'm mostly leaving 'cos I took a punt on something that looked interesting and miraculously got it.

There's also loads of tech jobs in banking opening up if people want to make daft money. I don't think I'd like it, I know of a few people who left for there and are stuck in an environment they don't like but are also unwilling to give up the cash, golden handcuffs innit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:19, archived)

fintech innit, it's only going to get more attractive and lucrative a sector as Open Banking becomes the norm.

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:32, archived)

Fuck working for a bank.
Startups maybe, but not an actual bank.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:45, archived)

banks pay well and do good pensions etc

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:56, archived)

my wife's waiting to hear about a potential job doing an intranet overhaul for a boutique investment bank
Six month contract on a fackin HUGE daily rate.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:59, archived)

innit, investment banks are swimming in cash these days, 2008 was a long time ago

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 17:01, archived)

We need more staff
Some cunt just turned up 20 minutes late and got all pissy because he has to wait. Doesn't matter if he booked, so did the other blokes
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:41, archived)

People really go to those places during the day?
My local looks like it's only open after dark
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:45, archived)

The girl today is VERY popular

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:53, archived)

Just curious - is the setup like personal trainers working out of a gym? So they're self employed rather than staff
I'd have thought that would be the legally safest way to operate, owner can deny all knowledge of anything that isn't a massage
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:59, archived)

Pretty much

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:08, archived)

This is usually the day
One bloke turns up wanting to go in immediately and be back out in 20 minutes because his wife is in asda and thinks he's in the carpark
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:10, archived)

Disgusting, he won't even have a wash afterwards
unless you have facilities onsite? Asking for a friend
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:17, archived)

Shower in the room

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:21, archived)

Wee sprinkling doesn't count

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:25, archived)

Shit

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:49, archived)

oh, your place offers the moser special?

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:50, archived)

Mcbeef shitspray special

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 14:06, archived)

Turtle power!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 14:10, archived)

no m8

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 14:37, archived)

"Money exchanged is for massage services only, anything else that may occur is a matter of personal choice between consenting adults"

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:18, archived)

exactly what my uncle used to say to me

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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:22, archived)

do you want to know what's even worse?
I'm not even your real uncle
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:12, archived)

but you have kind eyes

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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 16:42, archived)

I got them off 't3h Jap's'

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:14, archived)

Sounds like a GP surgery.
Might ask for a "happy ending" at my next check-up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:27, archived)

2can will put his finger up there whether you ask for it or not

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:29, archived)

The consultant who did mine wasn't very customer service oriented.
Hope 2can is more of a giver.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:45, archived)

That's more the Thai massage place in town

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:48, archived)

smeg off you smegger! lol

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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 12:38, archived)

Classic Brittas!

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:21, archived)

Oi!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 13:24, archived)

:(
www.cafc.co.uk/news/view/5d07a7df422e2/charlton-unable-to-reach-an-agreement-with-lee-bowyer-on-contract-extension
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mongychops, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 17:34, archived)

Had a few pints before heading home
Nice afternoon for it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 19:27, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 6:43, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 7:10, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:10, archived)

Far too many 12 and 13 year old girls on this bue with Victoria's secret handbags
It's slightly disturbing
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:00, archived)

he'
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:05, archived)

Yes, this will totally have the desired effect and not result in people asking for the single use bags purely for the novelty value.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:32, archived)

Hark at Mr. Cynical McCynicismface over here.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:39, archived)

I see the same point was made in the article.
Sorry, reading is hard.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:44, archived)

That's OK, I didn't read the article either.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:45, archived)

Wise fwom your gwave!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 7:39, archived)

POWER UP!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:10, archived)

*tinny roaring noises*

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:16, archived)

Welcome to your doom

(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:16, archived)

I reckon they should make a film of that.
They've made a film of everything else by now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:19, archived)

The first hour of it will all be tedious setup and ancient greek politics
Either that or the "story" will be relocated to modern times instead
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:25, archived)

Can't make a film called altered beast in this day and age without the trans-gender lobby suing.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:29, archived)

How long before they ban "An American Werewolf in London"?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

And transformers!

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:35, archived)

Better send Michael Bay to a re-education camp now, just to be on the safe side.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

How dare you presume my species?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:53, archived)

sabres of paradise y/n

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:24, archived)

That's not even a game.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

n

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

mostly n with a little bit of y

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 10:38, archived)

sunshine came softly through my window today

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:24, archived)

I came softly through your nan's minge etc

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:25, archived)

hullo

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

Lol
www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/urdu/en/article/2019/06/17/government-officials-pakistan-forget-turn-cat-filter-during-facebook-live-press
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mongychops, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 9:59, archived)

Never had you down as a furry.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 10:24, archived)

Hi mate. How are you.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Jun 2019, 10:10, archived)

bottom get

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$$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 10:28, archived)

morning bent
morning all
morning bottom
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 10:39, archived)

My laptop just died
How has your day sucked so far?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 15:33, archived)

got up, did some housework.
have more to do
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:03, archived)

it hasn't
not so far at least
hope I don't fuck up the roast
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:10, archived)

up
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:38, archived)

might burn my willy!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:43, archived)

Let it stand for ten minutes before fucking it, duh, I thought everyone knew that?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:59, archived)

You let your willy stand for ten minutes before fucking anything?
Alright, Sting.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:50, archived)

It makes for better gravy.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:36, archived)

Did you try doing CPUR on it?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:38, archived)

fixed it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 16:45, archived)

C R
(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 18:34, archived)

It hasn't really.
I got a decent Father's Day pressie, and have been watching the cricket and drinking. Rock 'n' roll.
(dee bee Lols for, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:02, archived)

^ shit GP and failed publican

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:06, archived)

Oh it's Dozer.

(dee bee Lols for, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:12, archived)

how long did your pub last?

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:39, archived)

Am I witnessing an act of TERRIBLE BULLYING?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:36, archived)

just asking a fellow poster a question

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:44, archived)

And yet the mods do nothing

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:48, archived)

cee bee tee
more like
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:12, archived)

Talk to me.
Just talk.
(dee bee Lols for, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:22, archived)

I wrote a new song but it turned out to be shit
so I sold it to Ed Sheeran for 50p
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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 18:32, archived)

I hear that's not even a whole reduced ham at today's rates, sad times.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 20:27, archived)

I had a whole ham hock at the restaurant last night; it was reem.
Strikey-g away.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:33, archived)

It hasn't
My mum's getting married, I'm chuffed to bits
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:57, archived)

nice one

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 19:58, archived)

+are

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:07, archived)

Noice.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:14, archived)

A perfectly good afternoon in the sunshine of my garden was spoiled by my yelly chav neighbours.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:10, archived)

+french

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:55, archived)

I've had plenty of French neighbours over the years who weren't mouthy chavscum.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 22:19, archived)

one is plenty

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 0:34, archived)

Morning

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 8:42, archived)

Grey and wet, just like me.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 9:18, archived)

Morning
14 hours of sleep is just what I needed, it seems
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 9:41, archived)

Feeling better?
Looks like you have an intense shift pattern
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:36, archived)

Much better, thanks
Boss is training up a new receptionist today and I'm hoping she works out, so I can get more time off. Last few weeks have been a nightmare.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:46, archived)

How long does it take to train a receptionist?

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:53, archived)

About an hour
Then the rest of the day to make sure she's got it right
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:58, archived)

Congrats on your promotion to "madam"

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:58, archived)

All I need now is a black bombazine dress

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:59, archived)

Okay, that's another word learned

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:05, archived)

Morning morning morning YEAH morning YEAH.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:14, archived)

That's what I thought
Looking forward to fathers day
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:37, archived)

What's the anonymously clinic inseminated lesbian parents option?

(97800, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:10, archived)

Turkey baster day

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:44, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:35, archived)

rofl

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:52, archived)

Another Sunday
Nothing planned and nowt to do
Might go back to bed
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 10:53, archived)

Irrumatio

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 18:31, archived)

Been up since 7 yesterday morning
Off to bed now as I'm getting a bit nonsensical
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 18:47, archived)

i took some of that for my diahor
diarrea
dihorr

shits
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:12, archived)

I don't really like Harry Potter.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:41, archived)

Without looking this up, I'm going to take a guess that it means "titillating the genitals with one's eyelashes".

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:18, archived)

Ah nope, that's something else. It just means a good old-fashioned gob-fucking.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:19, archived)

I think there is a word for that other thing, though.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:23, archived)

Yeah they ran a very tight ship the greeks, names for everything

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 4:07, archived)

Alright, Catullus.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:45, archived)

Caligula would have blushed

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 4:06, archived)

Brown

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:11, archived)

texture like cum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:21, archived)

I had fond memories of that but I got an earful of it recently and it was awful.
I should stress that I'm talking about cum.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:52, archived)

srsly tho, it does bang on a bit. Their version of Walk On By still sounds pretty good, that bangs on a bit too though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:54, archived)

better watch out

(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:42, archived)

No thanks, I'll stick to shoe

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:44, archived)

You're missing out, you really are.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:19, archived)

What's brown and sticks to shoe?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 16 Jun 2019, 17:52, archived)

Town

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:55, archived)

What's the racist option?

(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:55, archived)

#Boris4PM

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:27, archived)

But not a kind of comedy, clown, mascot PM.
Who goes around being buffoonishly amusing, while the real PM work is done by Theresa May locked in a shipping container.
(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:17, archived)

I never knew the PSB's done a film.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:18, archived)

Always believe in your soun

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:38, archived)

You've got the power to noun

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:05, archived)

Beige

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:18, archived)

Gravy.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:20, archived)

Bam-a-lam

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:50, archived)

Gordon's alive

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:50, archived)

~~live~~ nd tonic
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:11, archived)

I'll drink to that

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:20, archived)

Blue

(MRS2, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:31, archived)

my favourite colour
azure
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:06, archived)

5/7 btw

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:17, archived)

8/10 cpw

(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:21, archived)

Football

(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:17, archived)

Da ba dee da ba dow

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:23, archived)

and i would bleeed i would die

(MRS2, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:32, archived)

all rise

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:06, archived)

This room is green.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:12, archived)

there are four lights

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 10:22, archived)

I hope they're energy saving bulbs

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 11:40, archived)

David Warner is ace in that episode.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:10, archived)

Rewatching Deadwood it was bugging me as to who this woman was who turned up and ran a brothel with Joanie Stubbs.
Turns out she was The Borg Queen in the film.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:19, archived)

D J
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 13:59, archived)

She's absolutely delightful in Sleepwalkers.
Devours the scenery something rotten.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:36, archived)

That'll be Alice Krige

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:44, archived)

Balls

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 11:42, archived)

Kind of

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 11:50, archived)

Waffle

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 11:59, archived)

looks like you're getting the hang of this

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:12, archived)

THESE TROUSERS ARE GREAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 12:35, archived)

Good evening.
Weekend plans. Lol
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:03, archived)

Lifting concrete, barbecuing (weather permitting).
All that lifting and protein, I'll be a mass of muscle by Monday.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:07, archived)

You're optimistic weather wise.
Just stick a brolly over the meat and you'll be grand
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:12, archived)

"Happy Fathers Day! Go stand in the rain and make us dinner."

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:24, archived)

alright bent jase

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:14, archived)

Bent Doz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:17, archived)

no real names please Jason

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:21, archived)

We're all friends here...

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:26, archived)

doing a fat shit in the shape of your mums dirty old minge and power fucking it into the toilet

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:25, archived)

I
Might join you
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:48, archived)

Might top myself, dunno yet

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mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:19, archived)

Yer go for it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:25, archived)

Ok ta

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mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:30, archived)

You've got so much to live for!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:29, archived)

Baselworld 2020

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mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:26, archived)

Work, sleep, more work

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 19:03, archived)

Playing a gig at my local village hall, should be marvellous

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:05, archived)

Stick to classic jazz
Then, when they least expect it, drop in a bit of weather report. It'll blow their minds
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:49, archived)

~~report~~ experience
(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:47, archived)

Hi, I'm Chad Wackerman.
Counting cabbages at Dungeness.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:53, archived)

Wackerman, kill thyself

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:28, archived)

Chad, you're slipping

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:25, archived)

Hanging Chad

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 15 Jun 2019, 6:45, archived)

Mate's birthday tomorrow night.
That's abaht it so far.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:11, archived)

panto and bumming

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:37, archived)

panto bumton

(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:03, archived)

^ bampersand

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:28, archived)

I thought of a really good joke to post on qotw the other day
but I'm not allowed to post on there any more :(

I just had to tell it to people in real life instead.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 15 Jun 2019, 6:46, archived)

That sucks

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:26, archived)

afternoon

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:29, archived)

afternoon bent
afternoon all
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:32, archived)

Afternoon
Just been hit with a 16 hour shift tonight, thanks to the fuckup receptionist pulling a sickie. I need 12 hours of sleep and a legit job
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:35, archived)

oof
do brothels pay overtime?
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:47, archived)

+h +e

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:50, archived)

hoof doe brothels?

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:53, archived)

Blijf weg van mijn opslaglocaties.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:05, archived)

No real names pls

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:45, archived)

Yes
But money is nothing if you're too tired to spend it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:02, archived)

alright mick hucknall

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:24, archived)

Nothing wrong with saving a bit.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:40, archived)

Ideas live here
thinkspot is a collaborative community where individuals can explore and exchange ideas in a thoughtful and respectful manner. The platform is an intellectual playground for censorship-free discourse.
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$$ ✅, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:09, archived)

~~thinkspot~~ voat
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:12, archived)

strikey-g beeter

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:19, archived)

Finally, a safe space to express my hatred of women, queers, and ethnic minorities.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:02, archived)

I can almost reach the weekend from here

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:34, archived)

I'm stuck at clapham because some anus killed themselves
Still having a great day. My kid's mum emailed me asking to see my p60 because she doesn't trust me to pay the correct maintenance and her 'advisor' (her fat cunt peasant estate agent mate) thinks she should see proof of income. I double checked and I've been overpaying. Told her I'd be in touch next week with her new lower rate and to discuss my recovering the overpaid sum. I asked her to pass on my thanks to her advisor for alerting me to this error. Fucking lol
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:43, archived)

I sometimes go to The Falcon when I've got a bit of time to kill in Clapham
longest bar in the uk, apparently
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:48, archived)

Lol, backfired

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:50, archived)

Yes, but enough about mcbeef's guffs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:00, archived)

She really is an idiot

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mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:55, archived)

Have you seen this?
www.forbes.com/sites/robertanaas/2015/08/26/introducing-richard-milles-new-erotic-watch-rm-69-erotica-tourbillon/#43773bdd6c92
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:27, archived)

Yes, it's shit and he's a cunt, all rm watches are over priced junk

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mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:28, archived)

I enjoyed the serious write up given to an obvious (and overpriced) novelty.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:08, archived)

It's fucking hilarious

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:28, archived)

That must have been one of the most satisfying e-mail replies to write in a long time.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:37, archived)

It really was
She's shitting it now, asking for docs by Sunday. Might reply in a week or so. Play cunt games, win cunt prizes. So sad.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)

Nice 1

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 16:59, archived)

Winnar

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:03, archived)

Leaving lunch at work, we got a bottle of wine but only me and the guy leaving wanted any so we halved it and now I can't be fucked.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)

happy friday candles ting

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:23, archived)

Ta

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:25, archived)

What broad-o said

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:30, archived)

morning

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 7:38, archived)

morning
one week ago tomorrow I will have been a DJ in a castle, dressed like fucking Mozart. t'were aces!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:04, archived)

a bit of the old euphoric uplifting funky hard house, eh?

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:07, archived)

a bit of going through 80 years of music, more like

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:11, archived)

Morning
2 day week next week, roll on the giggening
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:17, archived)

what gigs are you going to?

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:32, archived)

fuck yeah

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:34, archived)

Thank you England

(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:36, archived)

HELLO
GOOD MORNING
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:42, archived)

The best thing about every new day is that it's a fresh start.
Nobody can stop you. Be the best you can be. Shoot for the moon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:42, archived)

your joyous outlooki on life will diminish throughout the day
oh wait it's WEEKEND - FUCK YEAH
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:45, archived)

FRISAY5

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:52, archived)

The moon is an alien
space station amplifying radio signals from Saturn in order to keep humanity from achieving its full potential.

Jus'sayin.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:21, archived)

Sounds about right.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:23, archived)

~~The moon~~ horse
~~space station amplifying radio signals from Saturn in order to keep humanity from achieving its full potential.~~ beware

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:44, archived)

Life is full of surprises and serendipity.
Being open to unexpected turns in the road is an important part of success. If you try to plan every step, you may miss those wonderful twists and turns. Just find your next adventure-do it well, enjoy it and then, not now, think about what comes next.
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$$ ✅, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:10, archived)

Is this the pep talk from your anal training video?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:17, archived)

What's anal training?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:19, archived)

PrEP talk, more like!!!!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 11:46, archived)

he'

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:07, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:27, archived)

morning bent
morning all
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:30, archived)

'lo

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 9:34, archived)

alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:31, archived)

ps michael gove is great and will make a fantastic PM

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:32, archived)

Yeah, told the hospital I'm off away for the next 3 months so best they sort my dad out or blood on their hands, dunno where I should fly off to tho

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:38, archived)

I hear Italy is nice this time of year.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:19, archived)

Was going to say, Sicily would be my choice

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:21, archived)

^this

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:25, archived)

Not keen, my grandad was there and they tried to shoot him

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:34, archived)

boom

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:37, archived)

strikey-g stack chevron subthread

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:37, archived)

~~Sici~~ wil
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:36, archived)

Fix

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:23, archived)

Paris is nice in the the spring

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:48, archived)

ruiner

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:49, archived)

~~Italy~~ [name of gay nightclub]
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:36, archived)

Margate

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:01, archived)

Egypt

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:30, archived)

Might do a poo

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:42, archived)

There is always a chance you might not.
Poo every poo as if it were your last.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:01, archived)

I always do

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:16, archived)

Yeah but then you have to eat again to fill the gap created, expensive

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:50, archived)

alright

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:59, archived)

anyone know who this one is?
gaz me if you don't want to publicly snitch
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:42, archived)

I think it's Mike Lindup.
I mean, it says so right there, manolith.

Unless you're not manolith...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:54, archived)

probably just easier to ban them without asking too many questions

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:00, archived)

I’m definitely not baldmonkey

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Mike Lindup keyboard warrior, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:04, archived)

Sounds exactly what someone pretending not to be baldmonkey would say.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 22:06, archived)

I think this one is manolith's breakdown.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:04, archived)

shut up you bent sk8r prick

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:48, archived)

How do we feel about Boris Johnson for the next PM.
His haircut is wild.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:44, archived)

I feel it's time to start stockpiling food and water

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:46, archived)

I've got some double deckers and a tin of cola

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:06, archived)

I'll swap you 3 double deckers for a pot noodle

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:53, archived)

It doesn't matter

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:26, archived)

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel, eh?
Nothing represents modern Britain quite like an upper-class white man.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:48, archived)

He's a man of the people.
You can tell by his ruffled shirt and unkempt hair that he is really down to earth and has the working mans spirit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:06, archived)

Soon, calendars will emerge with photos of him bare-chested and riding a bear, and he will become a gay icon.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:11, archived)

Windy Pig, you mean?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:13, archived)

Of course.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)

it would be a stupid and dangerous decision to elect him
and it'll almost definitely happen
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:59, archived)

your hair looks small

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:59, archived)

short and curly?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:00, archived)

I was paying you a compliment

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:02, archived)

i've sat back down now

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:38, archived)

Like a trout with a fringe

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:51, archived)

How do you feel about his racism, sexism and all round love of helping his mates make loads of money.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:05, archived)

He and Trump are going to be bffs.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:27, archived)

Until they're on a stage together and trump realises he's being outcunted.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:30, archived)

fuckin' love it mate
what a legend eh? boris eff tee doubleyew! oi oiiiii
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:40, archived)

who elected you?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:13, archived)

That was me m8

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:30, archived)

Queef Richard Neville

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:32, archived)

mine was a coup, ducky

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:39, archived)

he's a wanker

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:00, archived)

Do you reckon he's a left hander or a right hander.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:05, archived)

A discussion on the subject in the office this afternoon
has brought to light the fact that my 'cool' co-worker who's into gabber is literally a card-carrying member of the Conservative Party.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:06, archived)

I don't know what is wrong with you, but nothing about an office job or gabber is cool.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:07, archived)

Oh yeah? Who are you, the Master of Cool or something?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:10, archived)

these are objective facts

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:11, archived)

Might listen to a bit of Muse in a minute.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:12, archived)

Jesus, you beige excuse for a human being.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:13, archived)

Beige, beige, it's all the reige.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:18, archived)

Beige against the machine

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:31, archived)

But membership of the tory party is?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:14, archived)

No

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)

top bantz bozza is a ledge!!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:12, archived)

Doesn't this all link back to an episode of satirical white mans news quiz HIGNFY

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:14, archived)

none of this would've happened if Deayton hadn't spent that coke-fuelled night with a load of prossies

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:20, archived)

Most things are his fault.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:21, archived)

I expected him to take over when Cameron went.
Called it too early, but there's a certain crushing inevitability about the situation.
Still, I look forward to Comrade Corbyn's glorious Marxist uprising.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:13, archived)

Corbyn is possibly worse.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)

Putting aside his hatred of Jews, and opposition to nuclear power, I quite like Corbyn.
He hasn't got a hope in hell of becoming PM, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:20, archived)

yeah he's full of dangerous marxist ideas, such as funding healthcare through general taxation and nationalising essential public services

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:22, archived)

I knew you would love the beardy hippe.
You stupid beardy hippie
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:24, archived)

none of this would've happened if David Cameron had an allotment, instead of vast tracts of land in Scotland

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:31, archived)

how?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:42, archived)

he's got a beard for christ's sake

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:57, archived)

I dunno. I just always say Corbyn is bad because it upsets all the beards.
He's probably alright. Except for the hating the Jews bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:01, archived)

This is exactly the attitude that saw people voting for Brexit as a form of protest.
For shame.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:30, archived)

he killed an ostrich by stamping on its neck

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:08, archived)

best way, i reckon

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:46, archived)

seen or spoken to two hats? if so how is he?

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:53, archived)

yeah, we talk a lot. he's alright, broadly
haven't actually seen his little face in a while, but probably will in a few weeks
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:18, archived)

I've been in touch, he's good
He told me to say that 'bent reznor' poster should totes be b&
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:19, archived)

lol, i've tried to keep him abreast (fnarr) of forum news every once in a while
but he couldn't give less of a shit about this place
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:41, archived)

He had sex with Diane Abbott

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:46, archived)

and as he climaxed he shouted "I have the power!"

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:48, archived)

fucking LOL

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:50, archived)

He probably would have done if Gove hadn't stabbed him in the back.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:19, archived)

Indeed.
It'd be great if someone else could stop him now, but I can't honestly say that there's anyone else running that would be any less shit, so who cares?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:23, archived)

I might throw my hat into the ring

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:27, archived)

Better to throw your ring into a hat.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:33, archived)

I feel nothing

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:36, archived)

you can feel this if you like

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 15:43, archived)

I'm not sure if he's a twat or a cunt
really I could do with some word that amalgamated the two
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:24, archived)

cuat?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:25, archived)

maybe it'll catch on

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:26, archived)

I've not paid much attention to politics recently but I liked him on HIGNFY back in the day so on that basis I'm up for it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 16:48, archived)

HOWAY THE FUCKIN LADS
What a shitty fucking day huh

Hard to believe I got fucking sunburnt at Stonehenge a month ago.

Ha, the weather eh? Always fun to talk about!!
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:49, archived)

Canny, pet.
There's something about the microclimate around the office that means we get hailstones pretty often. There's a new lass in the office so we're going out for pancakes and beers tonight, to this Camden-ish beer garden that will have woefully too little shelter if it starts pissing it down again.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:53, archived)

What a load of crêpe.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:54, archived)

My flatmate at university was a Classicist.
One day he wondered out loud whether pancakes were a way of getting rid of everything bad ("παν κακός") in your larder before Lent, before realising that they were actually just cakes cooked in a pan.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:00, archived)

My recipe for "grill bread" will blow his mind.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:04, archived)

lol

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:32, archived)

my wife's just pointed out that it's my 'Friday night' tonight
not sure how to capitalise on this
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:12, archived)

Rewite all the calendars, like a Roman emperor would.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:14, archived)

Get fucking turbo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:22, archived)

I can't, really, I'm off down to look after stunso in the morning, he's just out of hospital

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:30, archived)

Poor fella.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:36, archived)

yeah, he must feel pretty stranded down there, especially in that condition

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:40, archived)

Call him a big gangly cunt for me

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:51, archived)

sure

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:11, archived)

~~There's something about the~~ I have a
~~climate around the office that means we get hailstones pretty often~~ penis
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:42, archived)

lol u so funneh omg

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:03, archived)

It's a national obsession

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:59, archived)

It doesn't feel like it will ever stop raining.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:21, archived)

I hear you m8
My lunchtime walk isn't looking likely
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:31, archived)

I'm working in a basement that is a really long walk from the workshop and I've had to make 3 trips back already.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:36, archived)

the DPD man just showed up looking like a drowned rat

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:41, archived)

Well, they had to go somewhere after you got them kicked out.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:54, archived)

none of them made it out alive, the fucking cunts
according to the plumbers the last one was fucking massive
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:12, archived)

Yes, your turds are famous, but what about the rats?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:19, archived)

There's one in the wall cavity here
Making a hell of a noise by my desk
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:45, archived)

I bless the rains down in Africa

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:34, archived)

wow that's actually really cool, nice one

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:41, archived)

Cheers

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:44, archived)

Cheers

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:48, archived)

Cheers

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:51, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:03, archived)

My dad's blood sugar was 1.2, the big ambulance man who looked ex army made him eat a large bar of galaxy, got him up to 3.6 fairly quickly, he's such an old git

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:07, archived)

have they hosed him down

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:12, archived)

Doing that at the hospital, gonna keep him in now for a bit.

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:14, archived)

fucking bed blockers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:34, archived)

Hey he just wants to die, not his fault the nhs won't let him

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 14:09, archived)

You'll want the fire service for that, not an ambulance.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:14, archived)

morning/alright

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 7:26, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 7:38, archived)

hi

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

Boris 4 PM

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$$ ✅, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:22, archived)

I heard that sajid javid will bring in sharia law if he becomes pm
#hardbrexitnow #britainfirst #muzzarapegangsout
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:36, archived)

Boris as PM is genuinely going to be well lol

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:38, archived)

If by "lol" you mean "a total fucking trainwreck, the aftereffects of which will be felt for generations" then yes, well lol.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:29, archived)

Reactions to the UK are going to go from "smiling politely then sniggering when backs are turned"
to "laughing openly in their face".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:47, archived)

Like we used to do to the Italians.
"bunga bunga"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:52, archived)

this generation of government and opposition are just laughable

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:53, archived)

I quite liked the early Blair years, when politics and politicians were ripe for comedy,
but the county wasn't turning to shit at the same time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:56, archived)

That's true.
Things are far too tragic to laugh at any more.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:02, archived)

I dunno, it was pretty lol to hear Javid advocating Keynesian economics in the event of a no-deal Brexit on the Today programme this morning
and it sounded like it had been lifted straight out of a sitcom script when he said that he had been assured that Home Secretaries are never invited to state banquets and it defo had nothing to do with him being a muzza and Trump hatin' on brown people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:06, archived)

Cf. Trump calling Sadiq Khan a "stone-cold loser", which in itself is a completely tragic insult.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:14, archived)

I'm mostly just "^ upset" about the whole thing, tbh.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:42, archived)

So that's what lol means.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:46, archived)

Hark, what shite from yonder window breaks?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:26, archived)

~~shite~~ wind

that was me m8
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

parp!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:34, archived)

hi yetso

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:38, archived)

Alright
Morning
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:31, archived)

snotso

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:38, archived)

another glorious June day, basking in the sun's radiance

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:33, archived)

Queef

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:39, archived)

nice weather ...
... FOR DUCKS!!!!!

jajajaja
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:34, archived)

lol!

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:39, archived)

m/a;br

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:37, archived)

get fucked m8

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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:40, archived)

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the thursdays

(97800, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 8:50, archived)

Care for my dad's going well, he's not got out of bed for 3 days and is covered in shit, well done bexley social services A+++++

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:36, archived)

Hey, my dad's incontinent, too.
*high fives*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:47, archived)

~~y dad~~ cbeef
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:07, archived)

It's funny 'cos it's true!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:43, archived)

fuck

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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:49, archived)

Ambulance on its way, back in the KitKat again

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mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:47, archived)

blame the eu

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:02, archived)

Jesus.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:13, archived)

He had a gaping whole in his side, probably could have just got a colostomy fitted.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:44, archived)

FFS

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 11:12, archived)

Yes he's a shit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 10:11, archived)

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