neither morning nor afternoon

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 17:29, archived)

norftornoon
/maybe yours will catch on
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Jul 2019, 17:31, archived)

preevening

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 17:38, archived)

mornternoon maybe urs will c4tch on !!!!
#funny #bantz #b3taswears

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 17:49, archived)

and when they were only halfway time of day they were +

(97800, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 18:33, archived)

Why I bothered with watches with this sort of time engagement on the www I'll never know

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 18:55, archived)

wee on a wolfhound, it's 18:13!

(97800, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 19:13, archived)

Your random quote is well lol m8
b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 19:20, archived)

Christ, I'm number 6 on the /board stats
with 12 posts.

Twelve.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Jul 2019, 20:03, archived)

Member when ht used to do 300+ a week
wonder where he spends all his time now
(97800, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 20:18, archived)

Turns up on robs poke nonsense often

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 21:12, archived)

Stop flooding the board please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 22:51, archived)

not the least bit surprised by the sad cunts in three figure territory

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 20:36, archived)

Without context I don't really know how to interpret this. Do you have a history of not being the least bit surprised? Or perhaps the opposite, you're always surprised, and this is a unique exception?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 23:00, archived)

some of my best work

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jul 2019, 8:22, archived)

Might pop over there, show them the joy of catch and release

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 19:46, archived)

Is this a gay sex thing?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 20:55, archived)

I forgot the link, lol
www.exploretibet.com/blog/why-tibetans-do-not-eat-fish/
( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 21:10, archived)

One step removed from eating your grandparents then

(97800, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 21:48, archived)

I made a nang goat curry and rice & pea this week.
Also I downloaded Krush Groove.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 21:57, archived)

not morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:18, archived)

*tumbleweed*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:20, archived)

Banned poster dozer was the glue holding /chat together, who knew

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:23, archived)

We should have realised he was a glue from all those noxious fumes he gave off.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)

That was mcbeef m8

(97800, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:31, archived)

^

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:49, archived)

I got a couple of drops of chilli oil on my shorts when I ate my noodles
I've tried to clean them off and now it looks like I've pissed my pants. And I've clearly done nothing to get rid of the chilli oil either :(
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:23, archived)

lol, piss

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:25, archived)

It wasn't until I was wandering about 'on road' yesterday that I noticed I had a turmeric stain right around my crotch.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:34, archived)

better there than round the back I suppose

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:50, archived)

Ha, true.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:53, archived)

When I first worked in Dundee,
One of the methadone clients arrived to take her daily supervised dose. She was wearing white trousers, and had realised as she got into the taxi that she'd started her period and had a bloody mess down her crotch, but evidently thought "oh well, fuck it" and continued regardless.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:43, archived)

I married her

( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:46, archived)

You should have held out for her sister,
she's even classier.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:48, archived)

There used to be a great video on youtube of this pisshead who'd shat himself in white trousers.
'ere mate, you've shit yourself'
'nah, what it was was i sat down in it at brighton, it was half my fault, half wasn't, know what I mean'
'you shit yourself'
deflated 'yeah'

he walks off and touches his arse and the bloke filming bellows 'DON'T PUT YER AND IN IT'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:55, archived)

you should do a AMA

( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:47, archived)

AMA shit

lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:51, archived)

boa tarde

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:49, archived)

maayong hapon

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:50, archived)

It's so hot that I just ate half a tub of lemon sorbet
Now I feel a bit sick.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 14:53, archived)

Tip: prevent yourself feeling even sicker by not eating the other half.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 15:00, archived)

brain freeze took the decision out of my hands

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 16:31, archived)

Big fat smelly sweaty fannies
there
( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 15:05, archived)

at last, some sense

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 15:33, archived)

Strikey scents

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 16:00, archived)

?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 16:19, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 7:47, archived)

morning'

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 7:58, archived)

wazzing it down today, should clear the air though

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:09, archived)

I'm sure you'll stink it up again in no time
Unexpectedly at home with sick child, today. Mother-in-law has fucked her back, so our live-in childcare is temporarily unavailable.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:16, archived)

Going to be 25c with thundershowers according to accuweather, sounds exciting

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:33, archived)

no lunchtime stroll for me today then

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:34, archived)

you're no fan of 100% humidity?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:32, archived)

only their first album

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:44, archived)

www.clickhole.com/5-episodes-of-diners-drive-ins-and-dives-where-guy-f-1835414934
( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:39, archived)

:)

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:45, archived)

I thought youd enjoy the final one

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:55, archived)

they certainly saved the best for last

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 10:33, archived)

Alreet.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:01, archived)

arr

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:09, archived)

it sho nuff is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:38, archived)

ain't no thang

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:40, archived)

bom dia

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:50, archived)

bum queer more like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:52, archived)

laugh out loud

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:53, archived)

Bună dimineața
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:02, archived)

rogaynian more like roll on the floor laughing

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:05, archived)

shaking my head!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:10, archived)

urinating myself chortling

( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:12, archived)

oh

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:13, archived)

pissing myself laughing !

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:13, archived)

queefer

( $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 8:58, archived)

it is I

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:01, archived)

Morning.
Despite having a good 7 hours, I feel like I need a nap.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 18 Jul 2019, 9:34, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 10:08, archived)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 10:34, archived)

I watched Berberian Sound Studio and now it's tickled my interest in Giallo.
So last night I watched The Bird with the Crystal Plumage.

/that's interesting mick
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:57, archived)

I too enjoyed Berberian Sound System and also the soundtrack LP by Broadcast
/alsointeresting
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)

I'd never heard of it, looks good

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 12:24, archived)

I enjoy most stuff with toby jones, plays a great mong in marvellous

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 12:33, archived)

I really liked the detectorists

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 12:38, archived)

Yeah good sitcom that

( mongychops, Thu 18 Jul 2019, 12:41, archived)

Shit, fart, wank, tits, cock, spunk
How about THAT for some fucking swearing eh?

r u ok lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:01, archived)

that was some pretty strong language, apologies to any child boarder's reading

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:03, archived)

Who here is boarding a child?
Is that even legal?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:13, archived)

Might be a foreign exchange student, my lad went over to Germany doing that the other week.

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)

^ Buffy's sweary keyboard

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:03, archived)

alright queef-o, been a while since we had a decent terrorist atrocity, are they all on their hollibobs?

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:08, archived)

should imagine formenterror is a popular destination

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:18, archived)

and the cinque terror in Italy

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:35, archived)

Bombidorm?

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:40, archived)

I'm planning a terrorist atrocity as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:35, archived)

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:37, archived)

Trying to cut down on my fag intake so today I'm rolling my own, they're alright, might try a vape thing too

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:11, archived)

this is the one I bought my wife, it has done the job
www.superiorvapour.com/products/bo-plus-starter-kit-by-bo-vaping

Between that and patches she's gone from 15-20 a day to none, been six months now at least
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:38, archived)

some pricklord kid who works in our warehouse has gone from smoking none a day to vaping in his car every lunchtime

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:39, archived)

he should be sacked

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:39, archived)

might let his tyres down

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:40, archived)

s tyres down m cum in my arse
( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:46, archived)

tits first, I'm not a slag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:10, archived)

Looks alright, I'm doing nearly 40 a day , got to cut that

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:47, archived)

piece of piss to use, charges like a phone and the liquid pods just click into the end
plus it doesn't look like a fucking Dr Whom prop
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 14:30, archived)

My big fucker of a brick vape died recently
So I got this www.vapeclub.co.uk/vape-kits/vaporesso/sky-solo-plus for a cheap replacement, and its really good - good battery life, nice hit, good flavours, and really easy to fill and change the coil when it needs it. Only downside is the small tank and it goes through juice pretty quick
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:40, archived)

piss

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:37, archived)

k reporting this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:38, archived)

k reporting piss more like rofl

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:39, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:41, archived)

more bullying of yeti

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:41, archived)

that guy is totes boring

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:42, archived)

too legit to quit

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:37, archived)

totes

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:39, archived)

that's all well and good for you, but how do *I* fucking swear?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:38, archived)

beats me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:39, archived)

thought you might prefer more creative forms of profanity

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:40, archived)

you swear by pledging allegiance to Our Lord and Saviour

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:42, archived)

Guy in my class when I was 11 had to write 200 lines of "I must not swear" when overheard swearing by a teacher.
When he'd finished, he handed in his paper and the teacher looked at him dismissively and said "Learn how to spell 'swear'."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:45, archived)

he should've got mcqueef's grandad to prove it wasn't swearing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:47, archived)

Hindsight is 20/20.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:52, archived)

wow that’s a pretty boring story

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:50, archived)

Teachers aren't supposed to give out lines, anymore.
My wife was gutted, she used to love taking their work and just binning it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:03, archived)

Heh.
More than one of my teachers used to get students to stand against the wall with their knees at 45° and their arms outstretched, with books balanced on their heads. All completely illegal, even in the 80s.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:09, archived)

Bring back water-boarding!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:11, archived)

It was lol listening to them reminisce openly about the cane.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:16, archived)

Those happy days when frustrated adults could openly assault children without fear or shame.
Hard Brexit Now!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:20, archived)

That's what's wrong with society
and why kids are going around being disrespectful and throwing acid at people and having sex and violently mugging people from the backs of mopeds.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 17 Jul 2019, 13:47, archived)

Evening all
I've just read that James Bond is retiring and 007 is now a black woman.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 16 Jul 2019, 23:38, archived)

Careful now, Tim Simpleton'll be along in a minute to call you a sad arsehole for posting at antisocial hours.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 0:22, archived)

you’re spending a lot of time thinking about me and posting about me you creepy saddo

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 6:43, archived)

TIMMAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 8:05, archived)

This news seems to have upset all the right people.
I mean, I Googled "James bond" and got a video of Ben Shapiro making an arse of himself. That'll do me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 0:30, archived)

In a wheelchair, vegan and muslim no doubt, and left handed, thanks the pc brigade

(97800, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 0:32, archived)

What was that about left handed people?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 6:44, archived)

worse than hitler

(97800, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 7:38, archived)

Oh come on,
not all of them.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Jul 2019, 8:17, archived)

I am literally livid with apathy

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 10:53, archived)

Afternoon, wanker's
Shit up a tree, it's a new thread from me.

My wife's got anemia. How does she smell? AWFUL!!!!

lol

Nah but yeah but that's a bit shit eh.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:12, archived)

bit of steak and she'll be able to walk it off

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)

Strrrrrikkkeeeeyyyyyy-G!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:49, archived)

Not really, she'll just have to take iron supplements.
Or fuck a transformer.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:16, archived)

not that shit, all she has to do is take an iron supplement
keywords: black poo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:16, archived)

Black poo, black poo
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when you see it in the loo?
Black poo, black poo
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when you see it in the loo?
( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:23, archived)

photograph it and post it on /links

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:26, archived)

Not that keen on the blacks over there

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:57, archived)

you're right
they're more into Go Outdoors
( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 14:17, archived)

haha, with that fat opera cunt with the wavy tache, I get this reference!
'Go outdoors, go outdoors'

oh man he's great!
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:29, archived)

Give her a slab of raw bison liver and tell her Leo DiCaprio ate some in "The Revenant".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:19, archived)

I blame my mother's cooking for my childhood dislike of liver.
Cooked to the point of basically being leather, when a rare piece of liver is like meat-flavoured butter.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:33, archived)

"meat-flavoured butter" sounds horrible, but I know what I mean.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:35, archived)

In her defence, it's pretty easy to overcook compared to something like steak.
Liver and onions, though, with homemade chips...now there's lovely.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:50, archived)

I like my liver with mash and onion gravy.
And bacon.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:35, archived)

This is also an acceptable option.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:02, archived)

Hungry, now.
Scoffing biscuits, to no avail.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:09, archived)

Do her up the arse

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:24, archived)

ok now what

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:11, archived)

She's cured

( mongychops, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)

Yesssss

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 19:37, archived)

Shouldn't worry, Rod Hull made a career out of having one of them

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:24, archived)

What's got four legs and goes bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Rod Hull's TV.

Digital broadcasting has killed that joke, I'm glad he died when he did.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:31, archived)

Drink more stout.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:32, archived)

Guinness makes you fat and turns your shit black

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:58, archived)

Ralph Fiennes drank buckets of the stuff to bulk up for his role in "Schindler's List".
Guinness, that is. Not shit.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:05, archived)

Brownfall

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:07, archived)

Inglourious ass turds

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:08, archived)

Empire of the bum

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:10, archived)

Das Booty

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:12, archived)

The Great Asscape

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:07, archived)

dammit

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:07, archived)

Tell her to stick on 'Fourty Six and Two'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:33, archived)

No u

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:54, archived)

Iron tablets
They smell like bovril, too
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 12:34, archived)

Alright. Just listening to a bit of ESG

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:46, archived)

you're listening to a flavour enhancer commonly added to chinese food, canned vegetables, soups and processed meats?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:57, archived)

Extreme speed gabber?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 15:59, archived)

n
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGdZnPzX8E
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:01, archived)

I bet Queef likes this.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:03, archived)

You are correct
They came out of retirement some years ago and opened for my chums Death in Vegas at Brixton. I nicked their drummer's towel out of their dressing room after the show and it was my bathmat for a few years.

#NoOneCaresm8
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:15, archived)

I like Dead Elvis and The Contino Sessions.
Although I've probably not heard the latter in over 15 years 'cos I had it on a minidisc.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)

Back to basics as a 2-man electronic act these days, much more money in it
They had a fucking brass section and so on at one point, too many people to pay out of your live fee, it doesn't make sense. Tom Rowlands told me the Chemicals got $100,000 to open for David Bowie on the millennium NYE in New York. No band to pay, no awkward set up, fuck all gear to lug around...much more like it.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 17:41, archived)

Sorry to hear that mate, done a quick google for you.

Anemia is a condition in which you don't have enough healthy red blood cells to carry adequate oxygen to the body's tissues. Having anemia may make you feel tired and weak. There are many forms of anemia, each with its own cause. Anemia can be temporary or long term, and it can range from mild to severe.

Anemia - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic

Hope that helps
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:19, archived)

Thanks Doc!
She's had lifelong major blood issues so this latest thing isn't that big a deal for her. But if she ever has surgery she has to have transfusions first or she dinnae heal, it's a bit of a nightmare.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)

Best to keep away from surgeons if possible, bunch of pricks

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:56, archived)

I know two people with haemochromatosis; maybe they could swap some blood or something.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:33, archived)

Yeah that would probably work

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 16:55, archived)

Morning threads are cancelled!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 7:54, archived)

Good

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 7:55, archived)

^supply teacher, we can all fuck abaht

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:01, archived)

Rats, sinking ship, insert Brexit joke here.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:01, archived)

k

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:12, archived)

Now these subthreads are REALLY special

(97800, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:13, archived)

alright cheese cave johnson

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 9:19, archived)

they died when the doveston died

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:31, archived)

     🤖  

   💦💦💦  

 💦  💦  💦  

👇🏿 💦🍆💦 👇🏿  

  💦    💦  

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( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:43, archived)

⁣🏀    👑     ##|
👆🏿    👴🏿    -- it's a tuesday thing
  🐛💤👔🐛     |
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( broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 9:41, archived)

I shall then give you a heartfelt "urgh" instead

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 8:54, archived)

Ce n'est pas un fil du matin.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 9:56, archived)

Heevenin'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)

Gout evening

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:01, archived)

Looks Dutch.
Y'know...like that cheese...Gouta.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:04, archived)

you’ve not got much going on have you, you’re on here 24/7, weird

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:26, archived)

Only a slight exaggeration at the moment.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:29, archived)

maybe if you tried to be both more interesting and fewer boring the internet might care a bit more here to help

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:35, archived)

Weren't you banned last week?
What are you doing here?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:37, archived)

The mods must be crazy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:09, archived)

cr pathologically l
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:12, archived)

no, why would I have been banned?

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 0:09, archived)

complaining about how much someone posts
every time they post
seems a little hypocritical
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:25, archived)

I think it's Yeti's comedy account.
That's the only explanation that makes any sense.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:38, archived)

2meta4me
Also, wouldn't there have to be some comedy in it for that to be the case?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:57, archived)

‘every time’
k
(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 0:14, archived)

Hi.
I have about 20 minutes left of Hereditary, after dozing off watching it last night.
So far, the warnings given on here about it being not very good, have been proven right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:26, archived)

You lucky sausage: you've got the most ridiculous 20 minutes of the entire film left to go.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 21:30, archived)

Gabriel Byrne just burst into flames.
So pleased he's finally been released from this silly film.



Ooh, and Toni Collette can fly, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:08, archived)

Naked man in a cupboard, now.
Live blogging is the only way I'll get through this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:14, archived)

Wish I hadn't bothered.
What a load of twaddle.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:23, archived)

Y'see?
They took some choice cuts of horror ideas and stewed the shite out of them in a couple of litres of bathos and incoherent nonsense, and this is the result.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:24, archived)

All hail the pieman!
Incoherent doesn't do it justice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:30, archived)

In spite of everything, I have a soft spot for the sheer unashamed sloppiness of it all.
That bit where you see the girl in the school yard biting the head off a bird? In any other film that would be the setup for something darker, but here? Never referenced again.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:42, archived)

I particularly liked the cut from the mum screaming in grief at the death of her daughter
to the mum screaming in grief at her daughters funeral, as if she'd been screaming for 3 days straight.
The son diving out of the window at the end wouldn't have looked out of place in a Sam Raimi film, too. Could have been a decent comedy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:55, archived)

Fun fact: Patrick Wilson screamed so hard during the filming of *that* scene in 'Hard Candy' that he physically fainted.
If I'd approached it as a comedy I might have got a decent laugh out of it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:01, archived)

Did he drop his monocle?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:32, archived)

There's another film that sounded like a good idea, but was just shit.
Assume he used all the screaming as prep for his role in Aquaman, where he does little else.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:46, archived)

Alright smash, forget to logout again?

(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:48, archived)

He'

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:51, archived)

Evening
Got out of work half an hour early. Go me!
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:02, archived)

GET IN
Gin ahoy?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 22:25, archived)

Cider on weekdays
Gin at weekends
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:46, archived)

#winning

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 15 Jul 2019, 23:38, archived)

When did you last dance? Any type, club, gig or shuffling around pissed at a wedding.
Do you enjoy it? Any good at it? Or is it a necessary evil?
(dee bee Lols for, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8229445
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:50, archived)

wut

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8220629
(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:57, archived)

Archive is broken

(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:57, archived)

"nice inclusive thread, you fucking shitrag"

(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 11:59, archived)

not broken
done intentionally
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:00, archived)

Like the first archive.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:06, archived)

has bayter become an outlet for your insipid dull questions now who fucking cares

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:00, archived)

And this question is to puerile digital arse forum "entrepreneur" number two

(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)

piss up a rope fuckstick

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:10, archived)

Alright, Rude Kid.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 13:30, archived)

eat shit, wanker
/ac
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:16, archived)

in b4 404

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 12:18, archived)

Morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 6:21, archived)

yo

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 6:25, archived)

Hi.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 7:11, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 7:27, archived)

WILLIES

(97800, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 8:05, archived)

beware the ides of July

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 8:33, archived)

sup

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)

Cricket's looking a close one.
England y/n?
(dee bee Lols for, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 17:56, archived)

I hate England and the English, so n.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:24, archived)

But I also hate cricket, so y.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:27, archived)

The thing about England is they always try to walk it innings.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:34, archived)

N
We always manage to fuck things up at the last minute
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 22:31, archived)

So apparently England actually won at sports.
Who'd have thought it possible?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:02, archived)

Go Team 53% Of GB

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 23:48, archived)

I misread that and thought that was a special offer, and got excited

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 15 Jul 2019, 7:31, archived)

Morning
Technically, it's almost noon. But it's nice to be the first to post morning.

If only beacuse I am otherwise bereft of accomplishments.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:13, archived)

I'm enjoying the cricket

( mongychops, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:19, archived)

Morning
Although it's almost bedtime for me
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:25, archived)

Long Saturday night?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:51, archived)

Work
Still, on days most of next week
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:59, archived)

Whaddup #slashtorque

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 11:40, archived)

i'm will be having something with cheese of which i had some left over from yesterday

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 13:58, archived)

+ are we led it off the road

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 14:12, archived)

Posting navigation? STOP!
This board is for cheese only. Go here for directions.
(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)

What is this that it is?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 18:49, archived)

Monster munch. What
noise DOES a cheese make?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 14 Jul 2019, 0:15, archived)

Babybellow

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 0:17, archived)

HELLOumi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:11, archived)

How does a cheese get high? Sage Dooby

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:15, archived)

Ebeneezer gouda

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:42, archived)

Squeak
If it's halloumi
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 1:48, archived)

After my father's murder, I was sent to live on a cheese ranch in Montana.
I wake up in the dark and I can still hear them screaming.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)

Have any good stories from the Montana cheese ranch?

( gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 8:45, archived)

Will smith has gone a bit mental

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 9:06, archived)

Ride 'em, curdboy

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 9:59, archived)

Cheese is noisy cos of the amount of decibabybels

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 10:28, archived)

Church organzola

(97800, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 10:48, archived)

Afternoon
I spent all morning tidying up and now it looks like rain is on the way. Suggestions?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 14:18, archived)

Tidy up the clouds.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 14:20, archived)

I dont have a ladder

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 14:21, archived)

+b

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:06, archived)

ladder ox new
(97800, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 19:02, archived)

I suggest you fuck off and reevaluate what you post in the internet, kid

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:09, archived)

Best do um sun dance

(97800, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:11, archived)

Make a mess again? Maybe the sun will come out?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:23, archived)

Go and explore a cheese cave

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 15:34, archived)

Chee(r)se

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 16:20, archived)

Flip over a pregnant dachshund
Splay your arse cheeks
Coil out a honking log
Bust a fresh rhyme
Beatbox 'au naturelle'
Prophet
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:34, archived)

Alright, Spitting Image

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:09, archived)

Not bad ta

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:21, archived)

there's white lines all over the page, you absolute fucking coke-heads

(Spurt Reynolds, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 17:58, archived)

Dang dang diggity dang-da-dang

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)

Start a morning thread but don’t reply to anyone

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 18:04, archived)