woke up at 5.30 to find yesterday’s bonfire had re ignitedso that was fun
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that doesn't sound desperately safe(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 7:53,
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it was in a burn bin, so not a complete nightmarebut yeah not ideal and now I smell of smoke again
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that will be me tomorrow, but in a good waykeyword: brisket
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:12,
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morningonly 25 sleeps til november 10th which is Anthonyb3ta70100s birthday which is november 10th
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broadsword wโ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:08,
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I might start smashing it now to make sure I'm ready in timePS found a new job yet m8?
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:13,
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Good plan, the next three weeks will be LARGEnah, might have to see if jonty master geordie needs anyone for any of his new projects at this rate
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broadsword wโ, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 8:32,
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so anywayyour all gay etc etc or whatever the current meme is
morning
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it's still my birthdayif you weren't a bitter internet arsehole, what present would you get your Fuhrer?
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well. it's eleven of the clock. and all good boys and girls are in bed. tossers.
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just listen to this and shut upwww.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-D8_gn5O4
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yeh that was alrite i spose. but what about something from gish?(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 23:21, archived)
you've dented my flow but you've proven yourself in the past so ima listenthis is what my next track was gunna be, not sure about how i was going to intro it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_CCGXJ1LPs
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Self esteem still gets a play and a sing along, when I'm pissed and maudlin.
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might as well end your birthday on a depressing note. got any ideas?(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 23:35, archived)
dj supreme m8. bangingthis is good an all: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atKvBmweZY
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You were born, and so you’re free, so happy birthday. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Just witnessed a uber twat run over an 80 year old fella, massive cut on his forehead as he hit the deck , gave my racist police statement so he'll probably get a new Prius from the government now (, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:56, archived)
my mate ran over and killed someone a few months back in an HGVobviously awful, then had months worrying about being done, but he wasn't at fault so no charges. stressful times.
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At least you could comfort him by telling him you'd done worse.(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 18:25, archived)
it's like the old sailor sayingworse things have happened in germany
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went to courtmy fine was reduced from ยฃ800 to ยฃ112. happy days
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nothing like spending your birthday in court eh(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:27,
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I ain't gettin' on no plane(cheers)
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:33,
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enjoy the rest of you are special daybut not too much eh
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 17:39,
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in a reverse birthday tradition i'm going to see a mate and i'm going to give him a presentweird, i know.
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My pary are with the photographer who put their pictures on a website that allows anyone to download and use them for whatever they wantbecause someone used it for whatever they want and the photographer has an opinion about that particular subject. Devastating.
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Conspicuous ablooblooing for pay.This story's a bit boring, can we jazz it up a bit? Tell us how this thing you're slightly annoyed about actually makes you want to take your own life. Or we'll write it, if you like. There's an app for that.
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Does the password request form work for anyone elseOr am I stuck using my mobile phone and computer (not tablet) until my phone logs out and I can only use my computer and then poof; need to make a new account again.
Alt Subject. London in lockdown, itโs a bit distopian. What movies/tv do you recommend ?
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Children of MenHaha, not really, unless you actively want to top yourself.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 12:31,
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I really think the cinemography of that scene when they’re rushing through the streets is brilliant. (, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:19, archived)
Oh it's an amazing film all roundIt's just depressing 'af'.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:23,
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I would have thought all that lining people up and putting them into camps would have been right up your street.(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:33,
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going to bed sober and at a reasonable time, you mean(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:57,
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Style Warswww.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KxbaSU-Eo
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:00,
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The 'making of' lego movies is fantasticThey did something to randomise the jerkynes of the movement to make it feel more like a home made film.
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Password form, I'm not sure. I think last time I had username and login problems a kindly mod sorted it out for mebut all the kindly mods are gone now. They might still help you as long as you're white.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 13:56,
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As long as he's not blewish he should be okay.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:13,
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I'm in it for the bagels.which is an autocomplete of mine.
Anyone who's had a Brick Lane Bagel knows that bagels are the way forward.
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Ahh, fiar enough. Ironic thing is that you can't find out who the mods are nor contact them, to get your login, without a login.It would be nice to get my origional account, with all those lovely icons. I had tons of icons back in the day.
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Not sure you can find out who the mods are even if you're logged in.Gaz Rob. We know he has mod power.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:13,
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mongy would have known, if only he hadn't been accidentally banned(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:37, archived)
What was the name of the original acocunt?Gaz me if I don't respond
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 21:14,
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Tammy and the T-rex(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:09,
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Oh, did you only want suggestions for films you already knew about?It wasn't clear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:32,
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unrelated, but my landlord's estate agent's first name is Timotei(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 14:44,
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No it bloody isn't.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 15:26,
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I can barely remember it. Is that boy related to either of them, or does he just keep hanging about for non specified creepy reasons?(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
Every second of that scene is unbearable. The boy actually says “can I watch.” Good fucking luck to him to be honest, I found it too excruciating I really liked The Disaster Artist, much more than I expected to
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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hi prick'sQueef here, how're you today? I'm off out for a curry tonight just in case things get properly shut down again soon.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 10:55,
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I want a curry.I might have one before they ban going out, eating, drinking and breathing.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 10:57,
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I've been going here since they opened 11 years agoneedoogrill.co.uk/menu/
I fucking love it
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:05,
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Cor, it's won loads of awards and stuff and allObligatory "cheeky Needoo's" reference
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:11,
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it is so goodtheir kebabs/grills are amazing but the standout dish is Daighi slow cooked dry meat curry, I think it's my all time favourite dish of any cuisine, proper 'last meal' stuff
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:14,
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I didI relented having logged out and seen a reduced mentalness level in yer posts from the last day or two, no offence, it's just that I find the deranged meltdown stuff distressing to read
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:01,
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it's not meltdown it's just meYou try going through 2 world wars and see how normal you are
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I don't think so, not yetjust in homes isn't it?
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:02,
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it's really confusingPubs will still be open shutting @ 10pm, but you can't sit at a table with anyone not from your household, right?
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:09,
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so you can just go to the pub and shout across at each other from different tables(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:21,
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ah shit, sit in silence, texting each other?what a mess
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:50,
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I don't know what's going to happen, going to be shit tho unless we all sit outside in the freezing rain (, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 12:00, archived)
Braying student wankers on thurs in spoons, that's something I'm not missing(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:51, archived)
Good, cuntsI'm just sorry that everyone else has to suffer too because of their fuckwittedness
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Ridiculous totally unenforceable bullshitcompletely dependent on everyone agreeing to jump through the hoops
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Make absolutely sure all the relatives stay properly spaced out at that funeral though, they can clump together in the restaurant tomorrowthere's a time and a place for physical contact and comfort, and a service is not it
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It is stupid though innitIf you made a list of all the countries in which people were capable of following basic instructions, that list would be: New Zealand.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:59,
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Vietnam seems also to have got away with it(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 12:08,
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I've not had a proper curry since my sister-in-law was kind enough to fetch us one on my birthday back in August(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:13,
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you can cook decent ones yourself though rightever had mash daal? that shit is ace
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:15,
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Khatti meethi dal, it doesn’t get any better. Gujarati food generally is amazing(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I'm good. I've booked tomorrow off to get away on the bike for a day as I think with the amount of students testing positive we'll soon be locked down too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:20,
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nice one, get out and about whilst you still canwe've had another scare with the mrs this week but she's ok
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:26,
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I'm getting worried if I'm honest. We went from 4 positive on Tuesday to 14 yesterday, and we've had more come in today already.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:27,
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Still in Tier 1 here, might pull off a pigeon to celebrate (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 11:51,
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Well, this just proves that you aren't really hitler at all.His birthday is in April. I can't believe you've been lying to us all this whole time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Oct 2020, 7:03,
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Happy birthday! Just think, another trip around the sun. Letโs do a few more.
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To prove it’s your birthday?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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yes. it's like when i try to get alcohol without any IDor any money
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A gun reduces the need for both of those thingsBut then you probably need a fast car too, so it might not be cost-effective
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That’s the beauty of a lethal weapon, it cuts down on the need for all those confusing explanations. You probably forgot to bring your gun?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Fuhrer, remember this: if you should ever find yourself in a tight corner, just you and your true love and all hope gone, make sure you’re packing a fucking Luger and two rounds, you’ll thank me. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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i find it insulting that you think i'd be such an incredibly awful shot that i'd be able to thank you tbh(, Thu 15 Oct 2020, 2:02, archived)
Relax dude, it’s all good, leave me a note, that’s all I’m saying. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I got my big supermarket delivery today so I have enormous amounts of tinned food and alcohol. I've checked my bug out bag and I feel like I'm ready for the inevitable disintegration of civilised society. Now all I need to do is move to a more remote area and I'll be set. They'll never find me in Dorset.
How are you all preparing, or 'prepping'?
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The inevitable disintegration of civilised society. I'm going to hide in Dorset and live on fudge.
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Enormous amounts, it's high in sugar and other nutritional necessities for survival in the 'new world'. This is the reason I will also be farming vast quantities of chutney.
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Have Kendal Mint Cake for dessertSorry itโs not a pun.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Here, if you’re going to be packing fudge, this is probably the place to do it. www.google.com/maps/@38.7530575,-77.4707201,1594m/data=!3m1!1e3
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Not clicking that, I'm already getting unwanted targeted ads for trying to buy an up-hill garden.
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why would you even want one of thosei bought a downhill garden and couldn't be happier
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Stand at the bottom of it and look toward your house. Prepare to have your fucking mind blown!
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nah it's down all the way round.i should have got half half like with pizza
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I lived in Dorset once.Its society wasn't civilised. Your premise is flawed.
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Brexit's old hat, it's all about the collapse of western civilisation now. Buy some fur clothes and move to the Isle of Scilly. You'll thank me later.
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I live in America, there is no ‘later’, it’s now. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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something about hitlerhard to read the first bit, heil hitler, i think
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who the fuck are all you people?i mean cunts, obviously, but aside from that
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give it a fucking rest priti, you'll get your surveillance state soon enough(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 22:22, archived)
Is he a racist wanker in that he is a wanker who is racist or are his wanking practices racist?
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I saw about ten minutes of an "art haus" film on TV about ten years agoabout a Nazi prison camp where the female guards had sex with midgets and people whose legs had been amputated. It didn't make me feel remotely like wanking.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 20:38,
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By racist wanking practices I meant he may only wank to certain races. Not that he wanks to racist films. I haven't seen that option on porn-hub.
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Hi. I dont really like that thread.So I made a new, better, more exciting and inclusive thread.
Alright?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:45,
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I realise now I only saw it because I was logged out.Feel a little silly having effectively stomped my own thread.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:47,
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I've no idea why i'm saying that, as if I know who anyone except one two people here is. I vaguley recall BRB I think maybe.So I guess it's a bit like listening to someone else's family gossip and being suprised/whatever even though you don't know anyone involved.
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He put me on ignore. I don't know why
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:32,
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Are you by any chance a nasty racist?I don't know where I've got this idea from, but for some reason I think he's not all that keen on racism.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:37,
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I don’t know why you’re bothered, that’s the real mystery(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Afternoon thread 2.0, I like it.(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 15:54,
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Af2rnoonas it might be called if it was a terrible sequel to a 90s action film.
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But also strangely appropriate for a site called 'b3ta'.(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:18,
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Yeah not too bad taI have been repaid for my honesty today: the tl;dr is that my landlord's offered to reduce next year's rent by ยฃ200 a month after I spotted an error in my favour in the renewal document and was honest and pointed it out.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:19,
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Nice. Some money off.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:32,
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it really helps, especially with just me working at the mo(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:36,
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i am somewhat peeved(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:36,
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meant to get antibiotics for my legs 2 days agoturns out the out-of-hours doctor said she'd sent it to the chemist, but she hasn't, so now i'm stuck waiting again for someone to prescribe antibiotics, not allowed to walk and just watching blisters forming on my legs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:45,
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so do iunless i can get them replaced with wheels, that might be good
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:50,
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Crush your enemieswww.actionfigurehq.com/resized_images/-600-height-files0_0marveltoybiz0_0xmen0_0bonebreaker.jpg
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i'm slightly disturbed by how much i like the sound of that(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 17:45,
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Every thread I’ve posted in today has been deleted Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 17:44,
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Wow so I just read the last two threads by Hitler.I thought I was an unhinged mental.
How's everyone doing today? Looks like I have very little work to do, or rather it looks like I can work as hard as I like, which amounts to the same thing.
Alt: what's the last thing you bought over ยฃ200? Should I get one?
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:37,
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My mobile phone bill this month because someone smashed their car into the green phone box & it took them 17 days to replace it, so I had to use my mobile phone instead.And just now the internet went down up'n'down my road again, whilst the OpenReach people were fucking around with it. At least this time my ISP aren't fucking about and will have someone here on Friday.
This is why I don't do illegal drugs. I'm used to porn, and it's been cut out - imagine I find an illegal drug that works & I don't have access to a dealer anymore. I'd be fucked.
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Look at this TikToc, 8.5m followers of a step-brother (who goes by the name of 'the alpha') and step-sister (whos name I don't know, but talks like that).www.tiktok.com/@alphafamilia?lang=en
They make me want to throw my computer out the window.
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They make me want to throw your computer out the window too.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:08,
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I bought 'fucked' for £250 last weekIt's something you should *definitely* get.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:21,
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last thing i paid over £200 for was a trip to brugesyou should definitely have one
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 16:37,
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it is indeedhad quite a few euros left over after shopping, so a large bottle of poison from duty free and many tequila slammers were purchased on the boat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 17:46,
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there used to be a dog that sat in a window and watched the boats go by on one of the canalsi think there are pictures of it, online, wherever that is
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IDK, looks like I could enjoy Bruges equally well from home.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 18:43,
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afternoon chums, cases here in college following the predicted model, all will be dead within weeks. cheer up a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 13:37,
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the emergency services are always recruiting for phone handling people(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 13:52,
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but jobs are an enormous drain on your free time (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:23,
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I'll be fine, I had my flu jab this morning.I mean I'll probably be autistic and mind-controlled by chemtrails for the rest of my life, but at least I'll live.
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got my flu jab booked for next week, looking forward to my microchip
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Oct 2020, 13:57,
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Adults will probably be alright, it's the kids we need to keep away from vaccines.Otherwise Bill will be able to track their every move using 5G and lead his elite paedo network right to them.
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my employers seem to think that in spite of the rising level of risk I should be returning to work from the office Because they have performed a risk assessment, you see
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:25,
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Because turning some of the chairs round and scattering a few bottles of hand gel around the placewill protect me from that careless prick that works on the other side of the room, who is always ill and I was constantly catching colds off
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Oh, he also refuses to believe that Covid is real, and spends as much time as possible in the pub or seeing his mates(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:35, archived)
might ask Jonty if he's hiring for his creative hub (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:47,
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Well someone's going to need to get the work done if he's just given his whole team a year off(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 14:54, archived)
I just got a pop up saying wales are stopping parts of the UK from coming over the boarder.I hope we get to #EatInToHelpOut again. Because we need to think about that gosh darn ecconomy.
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Hullo pricktard's, how's it goingAnother shitty day for me, hope yours is better.
At least it's not raining I suppose.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 11:36,
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I'm having a great day so far.Looking forward to more greatness this afternoon. I hope your day gets better.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 11:43,
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unlikely, mrs back in hospital with suspected blood clotnot in the jamaican sense
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 11:55,
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Ah, shit.Wishing her a speedy recovery.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 12:06,
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tashit indeed, her arm's bright red from the elbow up
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 12:09,
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what do you do with yourself if you've had literally hundreds of near death momentsand if you're not experiencing one of those moments, life is completely boring?
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just made five more whilst you typed thatMUMM-RA THE EVER LIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you ordered a massive pizza but now you just want to sleephow does that feel
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yeah i totally did i just wanted to seem smart by googling longest periods in the planet's historyyou got me. now give me my pizza
(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:05, archived)
Alright there Fuhrer? Time to tuck yourself in with a slice of pizza m8.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:03,
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sobering up dunno if i'm even hungry enough to eat a five hundred billion inch pizza now(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:06, archived)
Plenty of people here eat cold pizza right from the fridge, it will keepBut you have to eat at least one slice tonight or it wonโt work
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:10,
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i have to stay awake until the cunt delivers it an allgot a decent tip ready just need to stay awake
(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:11, archived)
How long have you been waiting?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:14,
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not long they're good as gold i got it nowfucking huge i love pizza
(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:20, archived)
Nice. Think I might hang out on /board for a while(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:23,
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hanging pizzas of babylonprobably didn't even do anythign wrong by today's standards
(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 2:08, archived)
told someone to kill themselves on imgur and they deleted my accountkids these days can't even handle a bit of playful banter
(, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 23:47, archived)
actually a girl touched my willy and now i have nightmares about being a massive gay(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:06, archived)
you should go into politics you'd be like trump on crack cocaine and dmt(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:08, archived)
or a bit like hitler. too much effort anyway. all that trimming for the cameras. can't be buggered.(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:09, archived)
fucking hell don't do that to me. i can't watch it. too harrowing.have you considered a career in the SS?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:13, archived)
ok i'm 20 seconds in and i'm firing up the other amp for full speaker mode maximum 10(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:16, archived)
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF(, Wed 14 Oct 2020, 0:19, archived)
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