morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:27, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:34, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:37, archived)

Lunch: having some marmite on toast with a cup of tea and then a kitkat.

(Baggenfork, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:55, archived)

Braw! Have chips with that.
Or something, I only vaguely remember how that insufferable bullshit went.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:59, archived)

/talk, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)

alright baggenfork

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:01, archived)

Unexpected item in the Baggen area

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)

area pocketses
(dribble, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:37, archived)

Stay about from his ring

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:11, archived)

it is horribly wet out this morning
might just sit in the workshop and do "paperwork"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:44, archived)

lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:49, archived)

Make sure your webcam is turned off

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:27, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:13, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:37, archived)

morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:32, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:38, archived)

morning

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:45, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:53, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning

(dribble, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 9:54, archived)

Anyone know a good way of hiding your webcam background?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:32, archived)

It's the foreground you really should be worrying about.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:37, archived)

i'm off to bed
fuck you all etc etc
i hope you die in your sleep
or in your cars
or in your wives fannies
mite see you tomorrow
if ur not all deceased
that means dead btw
love you x x x
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 23:41, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 0:01, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 2:23, archived)

1am eternal

(dribble, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 1:06, archived)

ooh klf were good

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 2:23, archived)

afternoon
I know why I'm a fucking wanker, but why are YOU a fucking wanker?

You fucking wanker.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)

not telling you

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)

i wank a lot

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:11, archived)

we know

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:13, archived)

with a cheese grater

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:14, archived)

we know

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:21, archived)

a cheese grater is my pet name for your mum

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:22, archived)

Faith No Moreszzzzzzzz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:51, archived)

Hitler probably does wank about disasters and starvation

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:03, archived)

i wank a lot
about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:24, archived)

afternoon
I just ordered a book

www.theguardian.com/music/2020/oct/19/why-hawkwind-were-the-great-radicals-of-1970s-rock

are you a reader? or a feeder? or a dirty old paeder?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:56, archived)

playing your music in the sun

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:57, archived)

I'm reading High-Rise at the moment.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:01, archived)

re-reading again, having read it WHEN YOU WERE ONLY TWO?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:04, archived)

no, first read of it.
I did read The Atrocity Exhibition when I was 4 though.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)

lol

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:45, archived)

I'm reading 'Night Film' at the moment and I've just had lunch
so I'm both a reader and a feeder. I'll leave the dirty old paeding to 70s TV presenters and disc jockeys.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)

i know one of the band members of hawkwind
so shove that up your book binding
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:53, archived)

Current lineup?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:30, archived)

nah course not
back in the day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:12, archived)

Back in which day?
There have been getting on for 60 people in HW since 1969, including Sam Fox and TV cheb-end Matthew Wright. And Brian Blessed for one record
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:53, archived)

he has a big moustache and that's all you're getting

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:26, archived)

Yeah, well I went to university with a girl who went to school with the singer out of Irish metal band Kerbdog.
Beat that!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:30, archived)

shit pop singer Sandi Thom was a couple of years below me at school, BEAT THAT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)

Yeah, well my mum went to the same school as Annie Lennox, about 10 years before though.
This should be the QOTW, might suggest it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:43, archived)

our house master's wife was at school with Annie Lennox, BEAT THAT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)

UH OH I can feel a 'Michael Gove' moment coming on

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)

I'm building up to it mate, no need to bring out the Gove just yet

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)

well I just went full Jamiroquai down there so the gloves are fuckin' off, yeah?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)

Jack Dee went to my school
as did Colin Firth, whose parents my mothers knows - apparently they are really fucking dull BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)

oh hang on I can BEAT THAT myself
one of my mum's best mates went out with 'folk punk' 'sensation' Frank Turner's dad for many years - until he decided to start living as a woman, oldest trans in the village lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:03, archived)

I used to babysit for Heinz 'Great Egg Race' Wolff's grandchildren
They didn't have a TV BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:05, archived)

I'm basically an A list celebrity

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:10, archived)

This is probably common knowledge by now, but I once had a shit in the bass player from Darts' grandmothers bog
BEAT THAT
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:19, archived)

my brother project-managed the installation of Jay 'Jamiroquai' Kay's kitchen
apparently he is a 'fucking knob' which is hardly news - but my bro's principal objection was that he never shared his joints with him BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:26, archived)

i like early hawkwind and feel they get a bad press

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:01, archived)

I love Lemmy-era Hawkwind, I quite like Calvert's punky late 70s stuff, I hate the Moorcock Chronicles stuff
they were back on form in the late 80s but then went seriously off the boil until about 5 years ago when new blood reinvigorated them....now they've gone off the boil again but I will always love them and when Brock finally croaks (which may well not be too long now) I will be really fucking sad.

#hawkwindchat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:24, archived)

i'm not super familiar with them past the late 70s, it never appealed to me and so i didn't bother with the new stuff at all

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:28, archived)

they haven't made any remarkable records since the early 80s, but as a live band they've still been great on and off

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:01, archived)

The rise of the idiots
I rate that easily the best thing I ever read
(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:46, archived)

nice glass of Dutch wine?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:25, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:45, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, archived)

if you insist

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:58, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, archived)

that time again

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:06, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:24, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:08, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:25, archived)

indeed

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:41, archived)

Lol blanked

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:25, archived)

^ upset

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, archived)

Bleers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, archived)

and mister speaker, I say this to the right honourable gentleman, morning

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 9:30, archived)

only 66 days till christmas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:38, archived)

It's cancelled

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:48, archived)

Thanks, Sleepy Joe!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, archived)

Communism has finally won

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:55, archived)

oh shit what am I going to do with all this figgy pudding?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, archived)

Prematurely festive soup kitchen

(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:56, archived)

#infezzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:59, archived)

is it worth picking up a Wii U?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:25, archived)

only if you promise to use it to smash your stupid face in

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:49, archived)

that's exactly why I want one

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:52, archived)

is it worth dozer ponders buying console,
(dribble, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:55, archived)

Turtle power!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:00, archived)

GOSH WELL DONE M8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:16, archived)

I'm quick off the bat!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:54, archived)

i dunno some shite or something about pubs

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:28, archived)

Gyms are the new pubs.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:42, archived)

are they?
fair enough i'll have a double bench press
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, archived)

Fuck pubs

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, archived)

fuck you

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 22:59, archived)

Anyone done a Muckbang?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:55, archived)

FOoOOoOoOOoOOooOOOoooOOoD

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:59, archived)

God damn I love food

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:10, archived)

no
the idea of strangers watching me eat vast quantities of food is disturbing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:06, archived)

You know you just want to be this guy, in a future you
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nikocado+avocado
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)

eeeewww
i love hot food, but look at the ugly fucker! i don't even think HE wants to be him in the future
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:13, archived)

You should check out the ' youtube commentary ' pages on this guy, they've all talked about him, he even has an OnylFans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgvczdhsqI
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)

that's a hard pass

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, archived)

He's SUTSH an ATENCHON SEEKER

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:32, archived)

Based on this article, his subscribers are paying to watch him have an actual IRL nervous breakdown.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:57, archived)

It's true.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)

frinkiac.com/img/S04E08/1068099.jpg
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:50, archived)

I shudder to imagine what horrors you would shovel down yr alimentary canal

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:07, archived)

Sushi !!!!

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)

i have a lobster defrosting for dinner

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:18, archived)

One door always says the truth, one door always lies.
What's the answer? Is @SmashMonkey having #Lobster for dinner?
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:36, archived)

yep
only a cheap one from lidl, but i've been craving it for weeks and they've finally got the christmas "luxury items" in stock
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, archived)

Oh nice ! I hope you enjoy. Photos please, post them to your FB and tag me in.
That's if we're on FB M8z, I can't remember if we're FB M8s or not from your username.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)

yes we are

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:37, archived)

Might have to if the market collapses.
It's a funny old world where your main source of income can be showing your tits and/or eating dinner on the internet.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)

Do you have an OnlyFans or Patreon that I could subscribe too?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:40, archived)

I watch so much YouTube that I often think I've missed the boat on the whole thing.
You see all these people who film themselves tinkering around with their favourite hobby and putting it on the internet, and then you find out they make half a million quid a month doing it.

Some of them are lovely people and I wish them every success (and some of them are twats and wastes of space). It just all seems a little...easy.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)

Do you have any Dollar Shave Club or Raycon or RAID SHADOW LEGENDS on your Subs?
Because they're big payers.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:34, archived)

Lol
It's both funny and sad to watch serious, talented content creators hoe themselves out to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. Especially when it has absolutely nothing to do with their channel.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:49, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:31, archived)

we've all done it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)

For a very large fee I will eat titties on the internet. You can request a private Betamax recording on my onlyfans page. I am hideous and very frightening.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:06, archived)

Well I'm sold.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:09, archived)

Sorry, 'soiled'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:09, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:38, archived)

i've got a bit of a headache

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:43, archived)

hope it's not a glioblastoma!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:39, archived)

Would you like some morphine, methadone, co-odimol and a tin of Monster (or similar drink) ?
Because that's normally what I take when I have a headache, or when I wake up; whatever works.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)

Why do you have methadone? That’s an odd choice of painkiller.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)

make up your mind

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:44, archived)

meh
fucking Virgin broadband being shit again has cost me a time-critical 90mins
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:00, archived)

afternoon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:40, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 7:42, archived)

morning
Good weekend, was it? How's the missus?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 7:49, archived)

morning
Superb weekend ta, brisket smoke on Saturday and chicken and bacon pie yesterday, jr made a chocolate torte. I gave her a new Switch game which she's mad on (Astral Chain). Wife's OK thanks.

How about you, good one?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, archived)

Nice one, that is some serious weekending.
I saw a recipe online this morning for salted caramel apple pie with a bacon fat crust, which looked enough to get even me into the kitchen.

Other than that I spent the weekend watching Western civilisation fall apart, with one friend resigning because she couldn't hack her managers any more and another friend being fired because he couldn't do the work of two people. Ten years from now we're going to look back on this whole pandemic and laugh...maybe.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:42, archived)

it really is The Year Everything Went to Shit, eh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:56, archived)

I think I'd rather have zombies roaming the streets at this point.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:00, archived)

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:01, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:30, archived)

morning
just posted a bad joke on qotw, I'll probably be banned in six months.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:58, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:59, archived)

yes?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:30, archived)

hullo broad-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:45, archived)

bit chilly today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:31, archived)

t g
ch w

lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:46, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:24, archived)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:34, archived)

Good evening.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:31, archived)

Unacceptable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:34, archived)

evening, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:27, archived)

I wish I knew who everyone was.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281079
(dribble, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 21:26, archived)

Give me your passport number flesh puppet.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 18 Oct 2020, 23:21, archived)

Keep going, dozer is nearly there

(dribble, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 0:03, archived)

#larvalstage #infest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 3:12, archived)

Baldmonkey, apparently

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:02, archived)

Evening
Watching Top Gear. I want a Lamgorghini urus.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:40, archived)

my boss drives a Maserati Ghibli, it's 'alright'

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 21:18, archived)

Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:03, archived)

boss neighbour Totoro
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 6:46, archived)

Evening

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:49, archived)

morning

(dribble, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 0:04, archived)

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:08, archived)

g'day

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:13, archived)

morning, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:27, archived)

morning, cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:16, archived)

Cheers morning morning Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:22, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:56, archived)

^

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281578
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:23, archived)

Alright now fellers, what’s cooler than being cool?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:54, archived)

My snazzy new neck warmer.
It's so cool it's comfortably warm!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 12:43, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 10:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281587
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)

Morning.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 10:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281588
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)

youtu.be/vJ9aT-Wa_tE
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjcdagNKPY
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 1:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGzQAzgn7E
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:23, archived)

in my experience gabba rooms in clubs always had like, one person in them
was that you?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:52, archived)

I missed the first wave of gabber, so unlikely.
Breakcore was more my scene.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:21, archived)

2 hour long hike in the wood with their 4 dogs and my dog, between the 3 of us.
I’m so fat and sweaty and muddy.

But enough about me, what you up too this afternoon?
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)

Yeah I'm up this afternoon too.
Did you get your login fixed?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:50, archived)

Nah', but a mod did PM me, but they hasn't replied to my reply yet.
It's only been a day.

I might PM them to see if they can reset my password to something that I can reset later on, or do my email or whatever
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:21, archived)

My bad, they did reply, we're sorting it out now.
I was tired and missed it
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:23, archived)

Please ask about the mongychop’s indefinite naughty step fiasco while you’re there, he’s suffered enough, Gonz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:26, archived)

No he hasn't.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:28, archived)

If he hasn’t, then he has. Trust me on this one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:17, archived)

trying to stop the kids poking at my head
and asking if it hurts
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, archived)

my dad used to say
'well if you think it'll hurt me why are you doing it?'
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:58, archived)

obv i just said cos i'm fucking Hitler

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:00, archived)

they're doing it because i've got a black eye and a swollen head
fucking sleepwalking strikes again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)

does that happen alot?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:19, archived)

the sleepwalking happens on average 3 times a week.
i don't always injure myself, but i've done myself some serious damage in the past, such as tearing my leg open on the corner of a glass coffee tab le, losing a pint of blood and needing 6 stitches and 4 months recovery time. did another just before christmas, that was 4 stitches and 2 months with ulcerated legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:23, archived)

is sleepwalking a thing nobody can help with?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:25, archived)

nope, no cure
i've been to the sleep lab, had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back and told to "sleep normally". all they could tell me is that i'm definitely a sleepwalker. i get pretty high dosage of sedatives, but they don't help, they just get me to sleep easier
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)

can't you have a lid fitted over the bed?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:33, archived)

bit claustrophobic
i already get accused of being a goth, it'd look like i was sleeping in a coffin. i've got a bed bar, i tied myself to it once. almost dislocated my shoulder.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:37, archived)

whilst tying it or attempting to sleepwalk?
if it's the first one you might just be very bad at knots
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:51, archived)

Whilst trying to sleepwalk

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 18:17, archived)

If I had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back, I think I'd struggle to sleepwalk.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:28, archived)

Bungee cord tied to the bed

(dribble, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 0:18, archived)

are you the real old gonzo
or someone channelling him?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, archived)

real gonzo
already checked and had proof
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:35, archived)

are you a licensed rabbi?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:51, archived)

+t

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:51, archived)

yes to both

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:57, archived)

what's up, doc?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)

can't actually remember anything bugs bunny used to do
apart from eat carrots
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:20, archived)

and forget to take the left turn at alberquerque

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:24, archived)

well, er, of course

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:26, archived)

Bullying of elmer

(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:15, archived)

I forgot adding letters onto post, Hashtag FunTimes

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:25, archived)

still ver popular
-Fn +bm
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 1:18, archived)

And why should I trust you?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:06, archived)

why wouldn't you trust me, a fellow b3tan?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:15, archived)

you don't have to but i'm not to blame for your paranoid outlook on life
not everyone is out to trick you
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:17, archived)

'tis me :)

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:24, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:42, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:37, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:50, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:55, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:56, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:55, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:58, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 8:38, archived)

Bloody nippy this morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 8:53, archived)

are you live from the lobster farm

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:25, archived)

I wish
Lobster is delicious
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)

went to a chinese wedding once
and the chinks were trying to convince me to eat the lobster's eyes as they were 'the best bit'. when they finally reaslied i wasn't falling for it they all burst out laughing.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)

They're tiny
Lobster's eyes aren't that big, either
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:37, archived)

yeah but they make up for it by their large numbers
chinese i mean, not lobster eyes. god can you imagine a lobster with a thousand eyes? fucking terrifeyeing
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:39, archived)

Sounds like something out of Jason in the Argos shorts.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:04, archived)

that made me do a larf

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, archived)

I need to buy a lobster now

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:13, archived)

buy a live one and release it to the sea for the feel good vibes

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, archived)

I like chewing down on a proper sized prawn head & eating the gunk that comes out
Especially dipping a chip inside the gunk.

True story.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:31, archived)

LIES!!!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:37, archived)

Troof

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:21, archived)

you're a monster

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:31, archived)

Only need to hear the first quote, don’t bother Witt the rest. Probs maleware
m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:32, archived)

They've invented kosher prawns now.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, archived)

i don't even know what kosher is
even tho my penis is jewish and i have some kosher salt
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:41, archived)

They do. It’s made out of that crabsticks stuff
But I like the real deal.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:29, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, archived)

morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:18, archived)

morbibf

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:24, archived)

heh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:31, archived)

sorry.sleepy laptop left handed typing
couldn't be buggered to correct
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:33, archived)

I thought it was a riff on that 'fomment' thing from yesterday.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:57, archived)

oh yeah, it was...
i'm clever like that
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:59, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:59, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:49, archived)

morning broady
export a playlist of your good taste in music for me one day xxx
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:06, archived)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:28, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:08, archived)

mooning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:27, archived)

morning

(dribble, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:10, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:27, archived)

delete this please

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:27, archived)

Done

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:19, archived)

cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:20, archived)

sometimes when i need a poo i hold it in on purpose
am i gay?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:17, archived)

yes

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, archived)

fancy a quickie?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:27, archived)

a quickie poo?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:22, archived)

i always have quickie poos
my brother needs 20 minutes to poo and a newspaper, i'm in and out in 30 seconds and only get to read a paragraph of a book a time
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)

I have to read Facebook AND Instagram while I'm having a dump.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:25, archived)

have you tried brown bread?
i'm fb free for like, 5 years. feels gud
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:26, archived)

I might get some tinned prunes.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:38, archived)

i bought a packet of sugared dates about 2 years ago
still got them, but they're way out of date
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:41, archived)

Dispatch the national guard to put those mancs and scousers in their place

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:34, archived)

the only place for scousers to be is in jail

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:51, archived)

We wouldn't have all this unruliness if hitler had won
in fact he'd probably have ethnic cleansed asia out of existence in the 50s, so bat flu wouldn't even be a thing
(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, archived)

And the north of england

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, archived)

i've let you all down and i'm very sorry

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:03, archived)

I've seen a few people on fb asking for the army to be on the streets ,

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:03, archived)

whose army do they want?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:02, archived)

Army Winehouse

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:04, archived)

back to manc
you filthy animals
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:06, archived)

I'm sure lil kim could spare a million or so soldiers
assuming they're trained to do more than march around in fancy formations and slavishly worship the god emperor
(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:11, archived)

i for one welcome our new north korean overlords

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:13, archived)

Their TV news looks more entertaining than ours

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:15, archived)

link me up you shlag

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:16, archived)

youtu.be/w7J2Nnl7Ano
(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:27, archived)

cheers babe
i'll get back to you when i've been programmed
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:30, archived)

take it or leave it if i'm honest with you
i wonder if the news bloopers are just the anchor's family members being shot
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:32, archived)

A bit of light relief at the end after all that glorifying

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:37, archived)

do you think kim gets bored with being glorified?
do you think he's got like, a personal fuck you twat man? obviously locked away, but just someone he can go to every now and again and get told to fuck off and suck a dick
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:40, archived)

Sure, you need the rain to appreciate the sunshine

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:19, archived)

be a brave man to piss on his parade tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:19, archived)

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/206/d8f.png
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:26, archived)

:D

(dribble, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:49, archived)

is that a period bananarama?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:15, archived)

The OG ghetto blasters

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, archived)

wtf queef u ignorant cunt
2.0 after i saved you posting ur irl name all over b3ta yesterday, ur a prize prick m8.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:02, archived)

i mite send bou ur name and that cunt'll come and smash your front door down and move itself in

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:04, archived)

so. you've finally stooped to blackmail eh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:13, archived)

it's actually more fun talking to myself anyway
so fuck it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:13, archived)

are authors really doing anything else
really?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:31, archived)

well sort of
although most of the things you've written thus far haven't been set up as a back and forth conversation, but maybe that's an idea
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)

yeah.
maybe it's a shit idea.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)

there you go again
always putting me down
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)

fuck this i'm going out

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:33, archived)

I doubt that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:46, archived)

gotta fit a starter motor today
i might do it in the bathroom tho. probably easier.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:49, archived)

morning hitler, I might have some toast

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:15, archived)

good idea
with jam or spam or marmalade or marmite or a varmit?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, archived)

morning hitler, I’d rather see a ghost

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:15, archived)

well here i am, i'm dead, your host!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, archived)

morning hitler, you're great, i'd like to boast

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:16, archived)

careful or you'll get a roast

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, archived)

morning hitler, do you live on the coast?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, archived)

i've actually lived on coasts the most!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning hitler, do you really need to post?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281364
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, archived)

^

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:21, archived)

sorry i'm not as entertaining as you
"just dun a poo"
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:25, archived)

lol that's pretty funny.
poo lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, archived)

fuck off hitler

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, archived)

self fulfilling prophecy
b3ta.com/talk/8281379
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:22, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407241
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:24, archived)

not gunna argue with you
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:26, archived)

meant you roasting me was fulfilling the prophecy, you see
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)

It’s all good
Better do some work. Two projects etc
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, archived)

aww. have a nice day
Cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:29, archived)

Drinking in the morning now, are we, Hitler?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:38, archived)

i'm not always drunk
sometimes i'm on drugs.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:44, archived)

I told you why m8
It's genuinely nothing personal - coming on here first thing in the morning and seeing the night before's insanity does my fucking head in.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:02, archived)

maybe you should consider not using an internet messageboard if you find it so grating
if you were here 15 years ago you'd have had a breakdown. online.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:08, archived)

I was.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, archived)

well so was i so we have that in common
let's have sex
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:14, archived)

ok sure

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:15, archived)

ok you'll have to show me what to do
i don't think i can remember. which one of us blows cigarette smoke in the other's face?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:18, archived)

at least if you're going to 2.0
don't be a twat and start threads
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, archived)

it just makes people revenge punch top level posts
and the board goes a bit shit. well, it used to when there was more than five people here. remember all that nonsense? all the fucking nutjobs it was hard work
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:16, archived)

are you talking to me or him?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:21, archived)

Alright rich.
I did something nerdy and made an induction heater for my vaporiser.
media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339637316976650/unknown.png?width=477&height=636

media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339321631768656/unknown.png?width=477&height=636
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:05, archived)

hahaha nice one

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:45, archived)

it's all very upsetting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:32, archived)

it's affected me truly madly and deeply
i mite kick a badger if i can find one. actually better make that a rabbit or something
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:36, archived)

You're missing nothing fun or interesting.
He'll even keep talking to you while using 2.0, because on top of being an idiot he's also fucking creepy.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8281412
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:54, archived)

I can barely cope without ablooblooing repeatedly.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:26, archived)

well now that's not very nice. is it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:01, archived)

No and it's a racist cunt too.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, archived)