Lunch: having some marmite on toast with a cup of tea and then a kitkat.
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Braw! Have chips with that.
Or something, I only vaguely remember how that insufferable bullshit went.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:59, archived)
Or something, I only vaguely remember how that insufferable bullshit went.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:59, archived)
it is horribly wet out this morning
might just sit in the workshop and do "paperwork"
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:44, archived)
might just sit in the workshop and do "paperwork"
( , Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:44, archived)
i'm off to bed
fuck you all etc etc
i hope you die in your sleep
or in your cars
or in your wives fannies
mite see you tomorrow
if ur not all deceased
that means dead btw
love you x x x
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 23:41, archived)
fuck you all etc etc
i hope you die in your sleep
or in your cars
or in your wives fannies
mite see you tomorrow
if ur not all deceased
that means dead btw
love you x x x
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 23:41, archived)
afternoon
I know why I'm a fucking wanker, but why are YOU a fucking wanker?
You fucking wanker.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
I know why I'm a fucking wanker, but why are YOU a fucking wanker?
You fucking wanker.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
afternoon
I just ordered a book
www.theguardian.com/music/2020/oct/19/why-hawkwind-were-the-great-radicals-of-1970s-rock
are you a reader? or a feeder? or a dirty old paeder?
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:56, archived)
I just ordered a book
www.theguardian.com/music/2020/oct/19/why-hawkwind-were-the-great-radicals-of-1970s-rock
are you a reader? or a feeder? or a dirty old paeder?
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:56, archived)
no, first read of it.
I did read The Atrocity Exhibition when I was 4 though.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)
I did read The Atrocity Exhibition when I was 4 though.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)
I'm reading 'Night Film' at the moment and I've just had lunch
so I'm both a reader and a feeder. I'll leave the dirty old paeding to 70s TV presenters and disc jockeys.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
so I'm both a reader and a feeder. I'll leave the dirty old paeding to 70s TV presenters and disc jockeys.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
i know one of the band members of hawkwind
so shove that up your book binding
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:53, archived)
so shove that up your book binding
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:53, archived)
Back in which day?
There have been getting on for 60 people in HW since 1969, including Sam Fox and TV cheb-end Matthew Wright. And Brian Blessed for one record
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:53, archived)
There have been getting on for 60 people in HW since 1969, including Sam Fox and TV cheb-end Matthew Wright. And Brian Blessed for one record
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:53, archived)
Yeah, well I went to university with a girl who went to school with the singer out of Irish metal band Kerbdog.
Beat that!
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:30, archived)
Beat that!
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:30, archived)
shit pop singer Sandi Thom was a couple of years below me at school, BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
Yeah, well my mum went to the same school as Annie Lennox, about 10 years before though.
This should be the QOTW, might suggest it.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:43, archived)
This should be the QOTW, might suggest it.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:43, archived)
our house master's wife was at school with Annie Lennox, BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)
I'm building up to it mate, no need to bring out the Gove just yet
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)
well I just went full Jamiroquai down there so the gloves are fuckin' off, yeah?
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:33, archived)
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Jack Dee went to my school
as did Colin Firth, whose parents my mothers knows - apparently they are really fucking dull BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)
as did Colin Firth, whose parents my mothers knows - apparently they are really fucking dull BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, archived)
oh hang on I can BEAT THAT myself
one of my mum's best mates went out with 'folk punk' 'sensation' Frank Turner's dad for many years - until he decided to start living as a woman, oldest trans in the village lol
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:03, archived)
one of my mum's best mates went out with 'folk punk' 'sensation' Frank Turner's dad for many years - until he decided to start living as a woman, oldest trans in the village lol
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:03, archived)
I used to babysit for Heinz 'Great Egg Race' Wolff's grandchildren
They didn't have a TV BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:05, archived)
They didn't have a TV BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:05, archived)
This is probably common knowledge by now, but I once had a shit in the bass player from Darts' grandmothers bog
BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:19, archived)
BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:19, archived)
my brother project-managed the installation of Jay 'Jamiroquai' Kay's kitchen
apparently he is a 'fucking knob' which is hardly news - but my bro's principal objection was that he never shared his joints with him BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:26, archived)
apparently he is a 'fucking knob' which is hardly news - but my bro's principal objection was that he never shared his joints with him BEAT THAT
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:26, archived)
I love Lemmy-era Hawkwind, I quite like Calvert's punky late 70s stuff, I hate the Moorcock Chronicles stuff
they were back on form in the late 80s but then went seriously off the boil until about 5 years ago when new blood reinvigorated them....now they've gone off the boil again but I will always love them and when Brock finally croaks (which may well not be too long now) I will be really fucking sad.
#hawkwindchat
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:24, archived)
they were back on form in the late 80s but then went seriously off the boil until about 5 years ago when new blood reinvigorated them....now they've gone off the boil again but I will always love them and when Brock finally croaks (which may well not be too long now) I will be really fucking sad.
#hawkwindchat
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:24, archived)
i'm not super familiar with them past the late 70s, it never appealed to me and so i didn't bother with the new stuff at all
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:28, archived)
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they haven't made any remarkable records since the early 80s, but as a live band they've still been great on and off
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The rise of the idiots
I rate that easily the best thing I ever read
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:46, archived)
I rate that easily the best thing I ever read
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:46, archived)
and mister speaker, I say this to the right honourable gentleman, morning
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 9:30, archived)
( , Tue 20 Oct 2020, 9:30, archived)
no
the idea of strangers watching me eat vast quantities of food is disturbing
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:06, archived)
the idea of strangers watching me eat vast quantities of food is disturbing
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:06, archived)
You know you just want to be this guy, in a future you
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nikocado+avocado
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nikocado+avocado
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, archived)
eeeewww
i love hot food, but look at the ugly fucker! i don't even think HE wants to be him in the future
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:13, archived)
i love hot food, but look at the ugly fucker! i don't even think HE wants to be him in the future
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:13, archived)
You should check out the ' youtube commentary ' pages on this guy, they've all talked about him, he even has an OnylFans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgvczdhsqI
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgvczdhsqI
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)
Based on this article, his subscribers are paying to watch him have an actual IRL nervous breakdown.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:57, archived)
I shudder to imagine what horrors you would shovel down yr alimentary canal
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One door always says the truth, one door always lies.
What's the answer? Is @SmashMonkey having #Lobster for dinner?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:36, archived)
What's the answer? Is @SmashMonkey having #Lobster for dinner?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:36, archived)
yep
only a cheap one from lidl, but i've been craving it for weeks and they've finally got the christmas "luxury items" in stock
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, archived)
only a cheap one from lidl, but i've been craving it for weeks and they've finally got the christmas "luxury items" in stock
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, archived)
Oh nice ! I hope you enjoy. Photos please, post them to your FB and tag me in.
That's if we're on FB M8z, I can't remember if we're FB M8s or not from your username.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
That's if we're on FB M8z, I can't remember if we're FB M8s or not from your username.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:30, archived)
Might have to if the market collapses.
It's a funny old world where your main source of income can be showing your tits and/or eating dinner on the internet.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
It's a funny old world where your main source of income can be showing your tits and/or eating dinner on the internet.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
Do you have an OnlyFans or Patreon that I could subscribe too?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:40, archived)
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I watch so much YouTube that I often think I've missed the boat on the whole thing.
You see all these people who film themselves tinkering around with their favourite hobby and putting it on the internet, and then you find out they make half a million quid a month doing it.
Some of them are lovely people and I wish them every success (and some of them are twats and wastes of space). It just all seems a little...easy.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)
You see all these people who film themselves tinkering around with their favourite hobby and putting it on the internet, and then you find out they make half a million quid a month doing it.
Some of them are lovely people and I wish them every success (and some of them are twats and wastes of space). It just all seems a little...easy.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, archived)
Do you have any Dollar Shave Club or Raycon or RAID SHADOW LEGENDS on your Subs?
Because they're big payers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:34, archived)
Because they're big payers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:34, archived)
Lol
It's both funny and sad to watch serious, talented content creators hoe themselves out to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. Especially when it has absolutely nothing to do with their channel.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:49, archived)
It's both funny and sad to watch serious, talented content creators hoe themselves out to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. Especially when it has absolutely nothing to do with their channel.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:49, archived)
For a very large fee I will eat titties on the internet. You can request a private Betamax recording on my onlyfans page. I am hideous and very frightening.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:06, archived)
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Would you like some morphine, methadone, co-odimol and a tin of Monster (or similar drink) ?
Because that's normally what I take when I have a headache, or when I wake up; whatever works.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
Because that's normally what I take when I have a headache, or when I wake up; whatever works.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, archived)
Why do you have methadone? That’s an odd choice of painkiller.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)
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meh
fucking Virgin broadband being shit again has cost me a time-critical 90mins
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:00, archived)
fucking Virgin broadband being shit again has cost me a time-critical 90mins
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:00, archived)
morning
Superb weekend ta, brisket smoke on Saturday and chicken and bacon pie yesterday, jr made a chocolate torte. I gave her a new Switch game which she's mad on (Astral Chain). Wife's OK thanks.
How about you, good one?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, archived)
Superb weekend ta, brisket smoke on Saturday and chicken and bacon pie yesterday, jr made a chocolate torte. I gave her a new Switch game which she's mad on (Astral Chain). Wife's OK thanks.
How about you, good one?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, archived)
Nice one, that is some serious weekending.
I saw a recipe online this morning for salted caramel apple pie with a bacon fat crust, which looked enough to get even me into the kitchen.
Other than that I spent the weekend watching Western civilisation fall apart, with one friend resigning because she couldn't hack her managers any more and another friend being fired because he couldn't do the work of two people. Ten years from now we're going to look back on this whole pandemic and laugh...maybe.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:42, archived)
I saw a recipe online this morning for salted caramel apple pie with a bacon fat crust, which looked enough to get even me into the kitchen.
Other than that I spent the weekend watching Western civilisation fall apart, with one friend resigning because she couldn't hack her managers any more and another friend being fired because he couldn't do the work of two people. Ten years from now we're going to look back on this whole pandemic and laugh...maybe.
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I think I'd rather have zombies roaming the streets at this point.
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morning
just posted a bad joke on qotw, I'll probably be banned in six months.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:58, archived)
just posted a bad joke on qotw, I'll probably be banned in six months.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:58, archived)
My snazzy new neck warmer.
It's so cool it's comfortably warm!
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 12:43, archived)
It's so cool it's comfortably warm!
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 12:43, archived)
in my experience gabba rooms in clubs always had like, one person in them
was that you?
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:52, archived)
was that you?
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:52, archived)
I missed the first wave of gabber, so unlikely.
Breakcore was more my scene.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:21, archived)
Breakcore was more my scene.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:21, archived)
2 hour long hike in the wood with their 4 dogs and my dog, between the 3 of us.
I’m so fat and sweaty and muddy.
But enough about me, what you up too this afternoon?
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)
I’m so fat and sweaty and muddy.
But enough about me, what you up too this afternoon?
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)
Nah', but a mod did PM me, but they hasn't replied to my reply yet.
It's only been a day.
I might PM them to see if they can reset my password to something that I can reset later on, or do my email or whatever
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:21, archived)
It's only been a day.
I might PM them to see if they can reset my password to something that I can reset later on, or do my email or whatever
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:21, archived)
My bad, they did reply, we're sorting it out now.
I was tired and missed it
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:23, archived)
I was tired and missed it
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:23, archived)
Please ask about the mongychop’s indefinite naughty step fiasco while you’re there, he’s suffered enough, Gonz
( , Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:26, archived)
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trying to stop the kids poking at my head
and asking if it hurts
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, archived)
and asking if it hurts
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, archived)
my dad used to say
'well if you think it'll hurt me why are you doing it?'
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:58, archived)
'well if you think it'll hurt me why are you doing it?'
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:58, archived)
they're doing it because i've got a black eye and a swollen head
fucking sleepwalking strikes again
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)
fucking sleepwalking strikes again
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, archived)
the sleepwalking happens on average 3 times a week.
i don't always injure myself, but i've done myself some serious damage in the past, such as tearing my leg open on the corner of a glass coffee tab le, losing a pint of blood and needing 6 stitches and 4 months recovery time. did another just before christmas, that was 4 stitches and 2 months with ulcerated legs
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:23, archived)
i don't always injure myself, but i've done myself some serious damage in the past, such as tearing my leg open on the corner of a glass coffee tab le, losing a pint of blood and needing 6 stitches and 4 months recovery time. did another just before christmas, that was 4 stitches and 2 months with ulcerated legs
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:23, archived)
nope, no cure
i've been to the sleep lab, had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back and told to "sleep normally". all they could tell me is that i'm definitely a sleepwalker. i get pretty high dosage of sedatives, but they don't help, they just get me to sleep easier
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)
i've been to the sleep lab, had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back and told to "sleep normally". all they could tell me is that i'm definitely a sleepwalker. i get pretty high dosage of sedatives, but they don't help, they just get me to sleep easier
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:30, archived)
bit claustrophobic
i already get accused of being a goth, it'd look like i was sleeping in a coffin. i've got a bed bar, i tied myself to it once. almost dislocated my shoulder.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:37, archived)
i already get accused of being a goth, it'd look like i was sleeping in a coffin. i've got a bed bar, i tied myself to it once. almost dislocated my shoulder.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:37, archived)
whilst tying it or attempting to sleepwalk?
if it's the first one you might just be very bad at knots
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:51, archived)
if it's the first one you might just be very bad at knots
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:51, archived)
If I had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back, I think I'd struggle to sleepwalk.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:28, archived)
can't actually remember anything bugs bunny used to do
apart from eat carrots
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:20, archived)
apart from eat carrots
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:20, archived)
you don't have to but i'm not to blame for your paranoid outlook on life
not everyone is out to trick you
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:17, archived)
not everyone is out to trick you
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:17, archived)
went to a chinese wedding once
and the chinks were trying to convince me to eat the lobster's eyes as they were 'the best bit'. when they finally reaslied i wasn't falling for it they all burst out laughing.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)
and the chinks were trying to convince me to eat the lobster's eyes as they were 'the best bit'. when they finally reaslied i wasn't falling for it they all burst out laughing.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)
yeah but they make up for it by their large numbers
chinese i mean, not lobster eyes. god can you imagine a lobster with a thousand eyes? fucking terrifeyeing
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:39, archived)
chinese i mean, not lobster eyes. god can you imagine a lobster with a thousand eyes? fucking terrifeyeing
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:39, archived)
buy a live one and release it to the sea for the feel good vibes
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, archived)
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I like chewing down on a proper sized prawn head & eating the gunk that comes out
Especially dipping a chip inside the gunk.
True story.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:31, archived)
Especially dipping a chip inside the gunk.
True story.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:31, archived)
Only need to hear the first quote, don’t bother Witt the rest. Probs maleware
m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:32, archived)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:32, archived)
i don't even know what kosher is
even tho my penis is jewish and i have some kosher salt
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:41, archived)
even tho my penis is jewish and i have some kosher salt
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:41, archived)
They do. It’s made out of that crabsticks stuff
But I like the real deal.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:29, archived)
But I like the real deal.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:29, archived)
sorry.sleepy laptop left handed typing
couldn't be buggered to correct
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:33, archived)
couldn't be buggered to correct
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:33, archived)
I thought it was a riff on that 'fomment' thing from yesterday.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:57, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:57, archived)
morning broady
export a playlist of your good taste in music for me one day xxx
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, archived)
export a playlist of your good taste in music for me one day xxx
( , Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, archived)
i always have quickie poos
my brother needs 20 minutes to poo and a newspaper, i'm in and out in 30 seconds and only get to read a paragraph of a book a time
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)
my brother needs 20 minutes to poo and a newspaper, i'm in and out in 30 seconds and only get to read a paragraph of a book a time
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:24, archived)
I have to read Facebook AND Instagram while I'm having a dump.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:25, archived)
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have you tried brown bread?
i'm fb free for like, 5 years. feels gud
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:26, archived)
i'm fb free for like, 5 years. feels gud
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:26, archived)
i bought a packet of sugared dates about 2 years ago
still got them, but they're way out of date
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:41, archived)
still got them, but they're way out of date
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:41, archived)
Dispatch the national guard to put those mancs and scousers in their place
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:34, archived)
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We wouldn't have all this unruliness if hitler had won
in fact he'd probably have ethnic cleansed asia out of existence in the 50s, so bat flu wouldn't even be a thing
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, archived)
in fact he'd probably have ethnic cleansed asia out of existence in the 50s, so bat flu wouldn't even be a thing
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, archived)
I've seen a few people on fb asking for the army to be on the streets ,
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:03, archived)
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I'm sure lil kim could spare a million or so soldiers
assuming they're trained to do more than march around in fancy formations and slavishly worship the god emperor
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:11, archived)
assuming they're trained to do more than march around in fancy formations and slavishly worship the god emperor
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:11, archived)
take it or leave it if i'm honest with you
i wonder if the news bloopers are just the anchor's family members being shot
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:32, archived)
i wonder if the news bloopers are just the anchor's family members being shot
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:32, archived)
do you think kim gets bored with being glorified?
do you think he's got like, a personal fuck you twat man? obviously locked away, but just someone he can go to every now and again and get told to fuck off and suck a dick
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:40, archived)
do you think he's got like, a personal fuck you twat man? obviously locked away, but just someone he can go to every now and again and get told to fuck off and suck a dick
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:40, archived)
wtf queef u ignorant cunt
2.0 after i saved you posting ur irl name all over b3ta yesterday, ur a prize prick m8.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:02, archived)
2.0 after i saved you posting ur irl name all over b3ta yesterday, ur a prize prick m8.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:02, archived)
i mite send bou ur name and that cunt'll come and smash your front door down and move itself in
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:04, archived)
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:04, archived)
well sort of
although most of the things you've written thus far haven't been set up as a back and forth conversation, but maybe that's an idea
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)
although most of the things you've written thus far haven't been set up as a back and forth conversation, but maybe that's an idea
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, archived)
gotta fit a starter motor today
i might do it in the bathroom tho. probably easier.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:49, archived)
i might do it in the bathroom tho. probably easier.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:49, archived)
good idea
with jam or spam or marmalade or marmite or a varmit?
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, archived)
with jam or spam or marmalade or marmite or a varmit?
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, archived)
meant you roasting me was fulfilling the prophecy, you see
Cheers
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)
Cheers
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)
I told you why m8
It's genuinely nothing personal - coming on here first thing in the morning and seeing the night before's insanity does my fucking head in.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:02, archived)
It's genuinely nothing personal - coming on here first thing in the morning and seeing the night before's insanity does my fucking head in.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:02, archived)
maybe you should consider not using an internet messageboard if you find it so grating
if you were here 15 years ago you'd have had a breakdown. online.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:08, archived)
if you were here 15 years ago you'd have had a breakdown. online.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:08, archived)
ok you'll have to show me what to do
i don't think i can remember. which one of us blows cigarette smoke in the other's face?
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:18, archived)
i don't think i can remember. which one of us blows cigarette smoke in the other's face?
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:18, archived)
at least if you're going to 2.0
don't be a twat and start threads
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, archived)
don't be a twat and start threads
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, archived)
it just makes people revenge punch top level posts
and the board goes a bit shit. well, it used to when there was more than five people here. remember all that nonsense? all the fucking nutjobs it was hard work
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:16, archived)
and the board goes a bit shit. well, it used to when there was more than five people here. remember all that nonsense? all the fucking nutjobs it was hard work
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:16, archived)
Alright rich.
I did something nerdy and made an induction heater for my vaporiser.
media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339637316976650/unknown.png?width=477&height=636
media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339321631768656/unknown.png?width=477&height=636
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:05, archived)
I did something nerdy and made an induction heater for my vaporiser.
media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339637316976650/unknown.png?width=477&height=636
media.discordapp.net/attachments/723990051368730665/765339321631768656/unknown.png?width=477&height=636
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:05, archived)
it's affected me truly madly and deeply
i mite kick a badger if i can find one. actually better make that a rabbit or something
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:36, archived)
i mite kick a badger if i can find one. actually better make that a rabbit or something
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:36, archived)
You're missing nothing fun or interesting.
He'll even keep talking to you while using 2.0, because on top of being an idiot he's also fucking creepy.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:04, archived)
He'll even keep talking to you while using 2.0, because on top of being an idiot he's also fucking creepy.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:04, archived)
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