bit slow on here today guys

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:13, archived)

sympathy reply

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:28, archived)

you sure are

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:32, archived)

haha i no u r but wat am i???????????????

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:43, archived)

a cunt

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:53, archived)

:'(

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)

Clickin dis

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:21, archived)

We won't judge

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:35, archived)

ok

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:43, archived)

I will

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:57, archived)

Cheers Judge

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:04, archived)

Judge Thread

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:55, archived)

Substantials chat

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:47, archived)

You didn’t like graphics package chat?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:57, archived)

was that a 'be right back' thread?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)

graphic chat about packages? ooh-er

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:10, archived)

I didn't get to see that classic exchange of bantz due to my being on 9.0 by violent misogynist poster 'brb'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:55, archived)

I bet 'brb' stands for 'boring racist beaker'.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:23, archived)

Don't forget to punch your bint out!

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:42, archived)

Hahaha!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:09, archived)

oh, now that's good

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:52, archived)

Most excellent internet

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:56, archived)

Christ, I'd forgotten that was his 'thing'.
That shtick was the closest he ever came to having a personality, online. It wasn't even that long ago, yet I had no memory of it until you jogged it just now.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 8 Apr 2021, 22:35, archived)

What’s your point?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)

Feel free to say something interesting, then.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:39, archived)

something interesting

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:50, archived)

*finger guns*

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:57, archived)

*fingers gnu*

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:00, archived)

Odd you should say that, I was about to dick a dik-dik.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:29, archived)

Sorry, I've been looking after the kids and I have 3 very important projects on the go.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:00, archived)

Alright.
I find myself using Windows 10. I need software that does what Windows Photo Viewer did on Windows 7.

Most importantly I need it to import photos from a camera, tag/title those photos and put them in their own folder, and be able to edit them with arbitrary rotation (not just 90 degrees).

Alternatively, is there a way to hack Windows 10's shit photo viewer to give it the functionality of the superior software it replaced?

Cheers.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:17, archived)

Anal

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:32, archived)

I would like to use a photo editing program called Anal.
I am very annoyed with Windows 10's photo viewer. Things are supposed to improve, or be replaced with things that are better. I don't understand why they took away all the functionality. They even took away the keyboard shortcuts! Why would anyone do that?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:46, archived)

There’s one called GIMP, maybe that’s more to your liking

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:49, archived)

GIMP is a little too heavy for what I want this for.
Import, tag, edit (crop and rotate), and not exporting or saving a copy, just fucking getting on with it like I could before.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:53, archived)

Get a Mac lol
Or look at paint.net www.getpaint.net/
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:29, archived)

I have a box containing two macs
and two more in the cellar somewhere. There they will stay.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:44, archived)

Crayons

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:35, archived)

I'm not allowed to use them any more, since the incident.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:39, archived)

letmegooglethat.com/?q=free+image+import+software+windows
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:04, archived)

lol

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:38, archived)

Have you considered buying a Mac like some sort of cunt?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:20, archived)

I'm more of an anal windows man.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 20:33, archived)

yo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:22, archived)

Yo

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:23, archived)

still revelling in having your home to yourself?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:32, archived)

Very much so
Just got a call from the job centre, I might have an induction tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:02, archived)

<s>j</s> h

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:28, archived)

hust idgi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:44, archived)

o a
du je
(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:34, archived)

j kn
du fe
tomorrow
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:24, archived)

ll t
job cats protection
an induction toxoplasmosis
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:04, archived)

Very much so Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Honey Drippers in the house tonight, they
a call from the job centre, I might have an induction tomorrow back from Washington, DC
I think they got somethin' they want to say
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:08, archived)

call letter
job centre government, the other day
might have an induction tomorrow opened, and read it, it said they were SUCKAHS
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:33, archived)

Very much so Ooh, aah
got
call from the job centre little bit
I might have an induction tomorrow Ooh, aah, a little bit more
Ooh, aah, just a little bit
You know what I'm looking for
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:08, archived)

I'm done for the day already

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)

me too, in terms of urgent stuff to do
things always go quiet for me in the school hols, all the bored rich women (80% of my customers) are busy with their dear little ones, the cunts

unfortunately I still have to sit here like a wanker so I'm going to see if there's something on Netflix to get into
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:36, archived)

I dont tend to go to early incase a callout comes in , that's why I insist the pubs open Monday or that fat sex yeti is getting shived

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:39, archived)

no reason to suspect they won't is there?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'm just putting that threat out there , so he knows

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)

he does lurk on here, good thinking

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:04, archived)

I didn't know you were a gigalo Richard

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:47, archived)

well there's a lot you don't know about me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:27, archived)

hi mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:37, archived)

yo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)

sup homez

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:44, archived)

what up G money?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)

hustlin', bustlin', rustlin'...you know how it is

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:55, archived)

for the last 34 years I was convinced I saw breakdance 2: Electric boogaloo at the cinema
but last night I watched that Cannon films doco and discovered that in fact, I’d seen Beat Street
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:47, archived)

Better film and soundtrack

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)

by a country mile
watching the clips of breakin 1 & 2 on youtube, it looks proper shite
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:54, archived)

if you watch the opening scene of breakin 1, you can see a young Jean-Claude Van Damme
Dancing like a gaylord in a unitard on the beach, most amusing
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:22, archived)

gfycat.com/unsightlyhugecat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:23, archived)

he's no Jason Statham in leopard-print pants

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)

what is, m8 - what is

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:31, archived)

very true

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:33, archived)

absolutely right
However best of all is Wildstyle which is simply incredible, the live footage, Grandmaster Flash cutting it up on 3 decks in his kitchen, Rock Steady getting down - it cannot be beaten.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaXMfw0IJOo

In close second is Style Wars, but that's a documentary so not really the same. It's on Netflix but it's a bit grainy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpWxHTNYx6k
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:20, archived)

also well worth a watch:
Bombin - UK graff doc from (I think) 87 showing a v young Goldie in his prime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbh97UbIgM

Bad Meaning Good - another UK film, rare early London Posse clips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ykYAAqLxc

Beat This (Arena Doc) - absolutely brilliant even with Gary Byrd's bent rapping - incredible Bambaataa scenes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCSUo4oWFQ
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:26, archived)

you're all fucking welcome
that's hip hop sorted
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:28, archived)

calm down mate, fucking hell
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:39, archived)

bethree breakdown

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:56, archived)

that'll keep you busy for a bit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:09, archived)

alright sticko, are you still a poverty vegetarian?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:10, archived)

I thoroughly enjoyed that documentary.
Brought back happy memories of shitty VHS rentals and late-night ITV showings of Lifeforce.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:49, archived)

word

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:54, archived)

cheers

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:10, archived)

ONE FOR THE HIP HOP HEADS
youtu.be/7uWMgyqhltg
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:57, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:16, archived)

Yo , trains are getting busier on southeastern people getting ready to open monday I suppose. I think they should just open pubs

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:33, archived)

Start a riot

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:50, archived)

pubs on trains, except without train catering prices

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:52, archived)

I was going to say, have you ever bought beer on a train? no thanks
330ml of tepid Stella for £3
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:01, archived)

They'd have to expand the toilet provision

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:02, archived)

That's the trouble with these modern trains, you can't piss out the windows

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:05, archived)

that's what those little bins in the aisles between the seats are for

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:23, archived)

Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the window
into a signalman's face
(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:43, archived)

If only you could link old chat posts

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:43, archived)

search is broken

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:20, archived)

I hope he wrote "CREATED BY QUENTIN BLAKE" all over the picture in huge letters.
/board in-jokes are never PP'd
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:56, archived)

There was a speech bubble from his dad saying BOILING PISS

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:01, archived)

Q4's, I mean

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:03, archived)

Heh, "PP".

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:58, archived)

morning garold

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:13, archived)

How are you today?
I’m feeling considerably better.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:18, archived)

meh
I'm surprised I didn't crack and open a bottle last night so that's good - but other than that I'm really rather dejected. My dad wants a zoom* later and I'm rather dreading the false jollity that will entail. Things could be a lot worse though.

*not a euphemism
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:22, archived)

at least you have a father

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:32, archived)

true indeed, he's lovely as well, can't wait for him to move back to the UK this summer

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:39, archived)

He can have a lemonade sparkle and be happy with it

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:41, archived)

I prefer those

( mongychops, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)

12p lol

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:20, archived)

me too, those or the cider ones

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:54, archived)

Yep, things could be worse

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:41, archived)

Morning all

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:49, archived)

Hiya

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:36, archived)

hiya

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:09, archived)

Hi there

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:37, archived)

I'm dubious about the frightening change in format of the morning threads, there, I said it.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:42, archived)

many a mickle makes a morning

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:56, archived)

that explains why they're so shoddily built meaning you need a new one every day
THIS IS A RACIST JOKE ABOUT IRISH BUILDERS
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:12, archived)

*PAGING BRB*

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:15, archived)

Gender neutrally a mickle?

(dribble, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:27, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 16:36, archived)

smeg
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

run/gary

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:30, archived)

10 PRINT “alright gary”;
20 GOTO 10
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:34, archived)

Alright, Tim Berners-Lee.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:39, archived)

‘fun’ fact, I used to get the occasional lift to work from his brother

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:43, archived)

Ngl, I've seen funner facts, so I appreciate the scare quotes.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:44, archived)

Anecdotes are one of my many fortes

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:47, archived)

it was the 1970s, Buckaroo!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 18:05, archived)

^ basic bitch

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:42, archived)

*sharp nasal exhalation*

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:45, archived)

PR1CK

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:06, archived)

W4NKER

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:12, archived)

Just having a lager and a packet of ready salted, living the dream pal

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:57, archived)

Going for no booze Tues-Thurs this week
Keyword: stoned as shit
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:19, archived)

I text my man 15 minutes ago and nothing back yet, hes normally quick , got 4 js worth PANIC STATIONS. 1111!!!!!!

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:25, archived)

Stand down, 15 minutes

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:53, archived)

Praise be

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:12, archived)

Got my quarter of whatever this skunk is

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:21, archived)

My regular stuff these days is Albanian Pong,
but lately my guy has started slinging Afghan Disco Fudge cross-polinated with Libyan Fuzz so it has 13% more delta-9-THC, so I might give that a whirl next.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:17, archived)

This sort of shit is why I dont want it legalized, hippies everywhere like camra nibs banging on about it , the vape craze was bad enough

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:25, archived)

Amen to that.
I like a smoke, not that I get a chance these days, but weed nerds are the fucking worst.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:31, archived)

I have choices here, so I look up the available strains on leafly and decide what I want based on the strength and effects.
Most of the strains here at the moment have candy-based names, and lots of them have a strong citrus-type scent. My bongwater usually smells of lemon these days, seriously.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:32, archived)

yeah I'm in two minds here
If we had the variety available that you get in legal places I think I'd care a lot more: I get choices with hash which make a big difference, from heavy black to lighter blonds, green however is just: this is what I have, like it or lump it. There are times when I want to get quadraspazzed and being glued to the sofa is fine, and others where that would be a problem. Being entirely ambivalent is like saying 'I just want a pint and I don't care if it's Shandy Bass or turps'.

That said agreed with Tea/mongy, CAMRA weed nerds are cunts - but there's a little more to it than just 'it's all weed innit, who cares'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:17, archived)

bit early for an essay m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:19, archived)

Me too sadly. I woefully underestimated how much alcohol I would need for two weeks of annual leave during lockdown with the family

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:08, archived)

Get it delivered on the sly

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)

The answer is always: more.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:13, archived)

Binge watching Fleabag.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:11, archived)

Andrew Scott is dreamy

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:09, archived)

Bm
tc sh
Flea ball
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:07, archived)

Yeah
Just sent the kids home, so I'm having a much needed pint
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:28, archived)

Prost!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:48, archived)

afternoon
I'm having a shitty fucking day, u?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)

just doing boring work stuff m8
What I think the board want to hear is, how many unread emails do you have in your inbox?
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:06, archived)

I'm too upset to say

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:16, archived)

New rollies are meh , and the price has gone up

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:08, archived)

I should imagine they'll always sell them all though right?
Limited supply + perceived status for getting one = some Saudi/Qatari/whatever wanker will defo buy it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:18, archived)

Oh yeah they will always sell , but certainly not to watch enthusiasts

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:28, archived)

I think you should kick the fuck off over this outrage, mate.
Set fire to a Churchill statue or saink.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:07, archived)

I'd get rid of all churchill statues , the man was a cunt, up the RA

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:16, archived)

Good man.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:19, archived)

Oh, yes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 16:06, archived)

just beat Giovanni and got a cool Shadow Zapdos.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:13, archived)

+off
cool Shadow Zapdos free pizza in return
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:16, archived)

Curry.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:17, archived)

#rochdale

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)

hang in there m8
do we need to send the boys round to anyone?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:21, archived)

nah, wife's health's taken a bit of a setback and my kid's a prick
other than that all is well
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)

has she had her jab(s) yet?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:34, archived)

she's had he first one, second due by the end of this month
unfortunately as of today they're saying she has graft vs host disease which is where your body fights against the donor's cells, it's fairly common and she doesn't have it really badly but they've told her she should stop looking for work which is both depressing and a financial blow. I earn shit money so we really need a second income
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:37, archived)

ffs
this entire year has been one long "Hang on...OK go...no, wait...OK now you can go...no hang on stop..."

no wonder so many people are going spare
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:42, archived)

it's really, really shit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:45, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:49, archived)

Tell her “chin up” from me

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:52, archived)

will do m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:19, archived)

Oh bumz, my condolences.
Have you considered a backup plan, such as being fabulously rich?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:09, archived)

nah, where's the fun in that?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:12, archived)

I can assure you, it's immense fun.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:04, archived)

Sorry, what was that? Must've missed it,
I was just getting a rimjob from one of the nubile slave girls in my extensive seraglio while freebasing some dried unicorn tears.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:13, archived)

+3rd +e

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 18:52, archived)

I’m back working after a week off so yeah pretty shitty
Thoughts and prayers required
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)

sta strong hun xoxoxox

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)

Thanks hunni

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)

I can't bring myself to do work any more.
I can do the work, I just can't motivate myself to do it.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:46, archived)

I hear you m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:04, archived)

Not bad
Going to pick the kids up soon
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:52, archived)

nice one

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:12, archived)

I done big walk
To take a guitar round to a tech for servicing then on to Lidl . Woo yay!

Feeling grotty, may have a lie down
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:53, archived)

grotty is your nickname for the local tramp who hangs around outside Lidl

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:05, archived)

I'm not a HOBOsexual you know

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 14:41, archived)

Breaking news, anyone over 30 is of no use to society

(dribble, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:44, archived)

morning

(BouGPT, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 0:28, archived)

Not even close, it’s 10:30pm here. Got my second jab exactly 12 hours ago and I feel like I got shot point blank in the arm right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 3:31, archived)

Pfizer?


I never touched 'er!
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:42, archived)

Astra Zeneca?


No it's just the way my trousers hang!!
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:53, archived)

GlaxoSmithKline?


No, my anus has always looked like that!!!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:23, archived)

Moderna?


I've never sold amphetamines in my life!
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:35, archived)

(mod earner)


#clever
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:01, archived)

yeah we understood the joke m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:34, archived)

you're the fucking joke m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:13, archived)

Fucking vaccine gave me a shit night’s sleep
Headache and fever. Hope this doesn’t last, it’s quite annoying.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:13, archived)

You wont notice it when the blood clot is getting bigger in your brain

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:22, archived)

At least that’s something to look forward to

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:49, archived)

^the boy who cried AIDS^

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:43, archived)

^50 A.I.D.S. of Gay^

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:39, archived)

It feels like a hangover
But I didn’t drink anything last night. Ymurfh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:55, archived)

hangleftover from your previous sinful night

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:11, archived)

It’s been a long time since I was sinful...

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:23, archived)

you tried Three Tides rum?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:45, archived)

p.s. watched this docu on Cannon Films last night, it was good fun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=suVuPRVhef4
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:49, archived)

oh nice, will watch that

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:27, archived)

I've not, no - any good?
EDIT: tbh I've never enjoyed anything described as a 'spiced rum', that I know of
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:25, archived)

Nah, heard good things, quite like the darker demarera stuff so am willing to give it a bash.
It was recommended alongside Diplomatico Reserva which I do really like.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 12:05, archived)

It lasted 24 hours for me
But yeah, I didn't sleep well that night. Made up for it by sleeping a lot the next day
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:08, archived)

Yeah
Paracetamol seems to be helping...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:24, archived)

That's what they told me to take

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:09, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:02, archived)

good morning
'hump day', like cool people said a couple of years ago
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:09, archived)

er, I think you mean utter wankers, with their random approach to life!!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:24, archived)

er, think you e s, with their random approach to life!!!!!!
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:27, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:53, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:09, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:12, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:20, archived)

lots of spastics and queers on /talk getting the vaccine early, who could of guessed the community was mostly disabled

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:23, archived)

How are you feeling after your second dose?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:24, archived)

haven’t had my first one yet babe, because im not a wheelchair bummer

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:25, archived)

^^beyond all doubt a gay spaz who loves it up his bum-bum from other gay spazzes

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:29, archived)

then why haven’t I had my vaccine? Hahahaha

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:30, archived)

too busy taking it up the bum-bum, obviously

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:41, archived)

Your Tinder profile begs to differ

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:29, archived)

Tinder Grindr
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:30, archived)

I think queer dating apps should be called Bummr (for men), Scissr (for women), and Whatevr (for miscellaneous).

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:54, archived)

Women already have Flickr

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:21, archived)

how funny and original!

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:30, archived)

b3ta, the home of witty banter

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:31, archived)

perhaps you should piss off then lol

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:32, archived)

^ upset

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:32, archived)

if Tony Shithouse is online, he’s upset, and that’s a fact

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:33, archived)

I think we’re all a little upset

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:36, archived)

brb and his humor eh, brilliant banter

( mongychops, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:35, archived)

that’s totally uncalled for and you should apologise

(Tony Shithouse, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:37, archived)

says the guy (?) with a pornographic memory

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:41, archived)

RIP GeordieJay

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:58, archived)

I've got a new potato.

( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 22:23, archived)

*glances at 'No Irish' sign on the door*
You're alright mate, come on in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 22:25, archived)

alright, 'Matt Damon'

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 22:28, archived)

Melanie's less-succeszzz

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:03, archived)

Oh cool, which one did you get?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:41, archived)

Bet it's number 71
gutted because I had my eye on that
(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:54, archived)

^lives next door to Toksvig & Buchanan

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:53, archived)

Thanks for the fucking earworm

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:09, archived)

welcs

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 11:36, archived)

King Edward?

(Spunky Bumface, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:52, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:02, archived)

Huzzah!

(BouGPT, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 0:28, archived)

I acknowledge your potato, and affirm your novel tuber rights.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 3:27, archived)

haha, you're well random!!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 9:38, archived)

is this the right place to come for witty anecdotes?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:47, archived)

forte Fat, and back

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:59, archived)

Action Man bow ties

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:00, archived)

Unintentional link there, coogan "watching" the pistols at the start of 24hpp

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:10, archived)

nae doot Queef will be letting us all know that his grandfather was involved in defending the Pistols in the obscenity trial.
He's never mentioned it before.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:16, archived)

that dozer tosser will prolly chip in with his fascinating anecdote by proxy about Coogan being IRL mates with that dreary Australian wanker Nick Cave

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:56, archived)

not to mention Michael fucking Gove ad nauseum

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:08, archived)

what a fucking wanker
you, I mean
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:10, archived)

might start a gaz petition to get u b&

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:21, archived)

another one, I mean

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:22, archived)

This is how they stitched mongy up, just sayin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 3:33, archived)

It's coming up to tea time so food threads only please.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:50, archived)

Ainsley Harriott does a nice range of cup-a-soups.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:00, archived)

Zombies should eat each other, no logical reason why they wouldn't.
Last night I finished the last of 6 live action resident evils. Can confirm number 2 and onwards get progressively more stupid and are not worth the marginal wear on your dvd drive, or whatever new fangled gadget the youth of today are into. First one still has a slight charm to it.
(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:00, archived)

^upset zombie

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:01, archived)

never gonna use 'em, never gonna use 'em

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:11, archived)

2 is quite watchable and 3 has its moments
but after that, it's pure garbage.
garbage that i own.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:42, archived)

It's rare that I want to sell something again after just one watch
but I can't possibly justify losing those hours of my life again

Imagine how everyone involved in their production felt
(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:29, archived)

See also all Hellraisers after 2

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:31, archived)

I'd rather not see them mate lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:32, archived)

Lol!

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:36, archived)

I've seen one of those, can't remember which one

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)

1: Gratuitous shower nudity and Cube-wannabe death scene
2: An overrun city and a plodding monster holding ridiculous guns
3: Ali Larter goes all Mad Max
4: Hundreds of disposable Millas, in Japan. And then a tardis boat
5: Underwater base with dead characters from previous installments back as clones, and several scenes "homaging" Alien and Aliens
6: Can't be arsed with this sequel business, let's just retcon everything that came before
(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:54, archived)

it was the first one then
I remember the evil computer and them getting on a train at some point

and of course Milla Jovovitch
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 18:11, archived)

I was considering buying a sack of Huel, it looked like fewer effort than cooking

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 18:15, archived)

I’m not sure, isn’t this the forum for pension chat?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:32, archived)

Someone’s going to do a hilarious strike through to make it look like I said penis chat
Lol penis
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:33, archived)

one of mine has done 11% since December 2019, lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:42, archived)

I bet you loved watching it grow

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:47, archived)

it's a pension mate, not a willy!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:49, archived)

Haha what a classic comedic misunderstanding!
We do have a right laugh here don’t we
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:02, archived)

I know I do!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:09, archived)

No

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 3:27, archived)

Someone’s going to do a hilarious strike through to make it look like I said
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:02, archived)

+ ian botham's foot

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:09, archived)

Tony Shithouse

(Tony Shithouse, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:41, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:52, archived)

I hope so because I've got a great one here.

So, I had my second Moderna jab today.

Right? Relatable? Am I right? I've got literally dozens like this.
Huzzah!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 19:17, archived)

Nice one m8, you can go back to licking doorhandles now

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:20, archived)

That’s a gross misrepresentation and you know it. I never said I wanted to go back to it, I only said I wanted the option to go back to it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 22:06, archived)

What’s more interesting to me right now is spitting on supermarket fruit. I keep my vaccination card with me, so if there are any complaints I’ll just show them the card, problem over.
We’ll probably all have a good old laugh about it.

Ok, for real one of my favorite COVID-related vids was the guy spitting on some fruit in a convenience store, and subsequently having his head almost knocked the fuck off by a Big Angry Man who suddenly appears. He looks so perplexed sitting there on the floor wondering what just happened to him, bless him.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)

<s>p</s> h

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:52, archived)

'supermarket fruit', indeed
Have some respect for the dead m8, his name was Dale Winton
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:51, archived)

No

(mosca espanola 🇪🇸🪰, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:07, archived)

Salty

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:11, archived)

tt ll
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:41, archived)

Just been jabbed
I pretended I had the AIDS. Been doin any fibbin recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:39, archived)

Good AIDS or bad AIDS?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:40, archived)

What kind gets you most free stuff?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:56, archived)

Hearing Aids

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:13, archived)

pardon?


lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:15, archived)

parliamentary AIDS am I right guy's, the corrupt fascist Tories, yeah???!!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:14, archived)

Kinnock'll sort 'em out, you wait and see

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:38, archived)

The sun's out, and so are the Tories!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:46, archived)

Bad AIDS might get you a visit from Diana, back in the day.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:51, archived)

only being fibbed for her pleasure

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:45, archived)

My bicycle is a Ribble Endurance SL
it really does sound like a type of condom. When I added it to the insurance I pointed this out to the guy at the other end of the phone line and said "yes, Ribbled for her pleasure" and the guy had to take a moment to collect himself, it was the funniest thing that had ever happened to him in his whole time in insurance. Poor guy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:58, archived)

he'll be telling that story to his grandchildren forty years from now
also: lol
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:01, archived)

"And that was the day I got fired from my horrible crushing grey office job for laughing and showing any kind of joy"

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:12, archived)

'that was one short-fucking-lived huzzah, lemme tell you'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:16, archived)

"So I went and started working with my neighbour on a building site
only to quickly find that the grass wasn't that fucking green after all, when irritating chirpy receptionists and TPS memos are nothing compared to getting heatstroke one month, frostbite another, and back pain plus asbestosis for life"
(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:07, archived)

it was the 2020s, buckaroo!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:07, archived)

still waiting to get an appointment for my second jab
got about 9 weeks to wait, apparently
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:53, archived)

System here had me book both at the same time
I'm going back in June.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:58, archived)

same here, 17th June for mine

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:10, archived)

i'll get a text, apparently

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:41, archived)

lold

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 13:58, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 7:50, archived)

Morning!
Week 2 of my holiday, think I'll take the new trainers out for another spin.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:22, archived)

morning
what'd you get? I'm on a strict self ban now, no new ones for the forseeable
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)

do you actually train or just look cool?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:34, archived)

I work out at home (bike) and have pairs for my daily walk (New Balance are hardwearing)
all my other pairs are simply to look 'fresh' and 'fly' in
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:40, archived)

b-boy stance

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:47, archived)

alwez

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:53, archived)

Some nice Karrimors from Sports Direct
Do I qualify for trainer chat now or is it going to be like Mongychops with his terrible watch snobbery?
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:38, archived)

Its new watch release week. Basleworld is no more so they are all posting this week, few un and mosers already dropped

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:41, archived)

Not heard of a Moser watch. Does it spurt liquid shit in your face?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:45, archived)

All excellent
www.h-moser.com/
( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:04, archived)

Can't see how it links with my phone. Does it have a step counter at least?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:33, archived)

Oh hahaha

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)

I keep seeing ads for a watch supposedly with a built in ecg, how the hell does that work

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:55, archived)

sure it's not a pulse oxomiter?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:00, archived)

Perhaps you stick 12 patches all over your body every morning and the watch reads them with bluetooth or some shit I dunno

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:34, archived)

My galaxy watch 3 has that. It just has two electrodes, one on your wrist and the other is one of the buttons that you touch with your other hand.
The ECG's aren't brilliant but potentially enough to detect an arrhythmia.
I'm more doubtful of the blood pressure function.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:46, archived)

The strap gets really tight now and again?

(dribble, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 12:48, archived)

And it makes a ‘welcome to hell’ beep every 20 seconds, just like professional equipment costing thousands of dollars more.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:29, archived)

Ads work by telling lies, if that helps at all?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:27, archived)

I have a beard trimmer by Moser
not the same company tho
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:19, archived)

everyone's welcome m8
as long as you're OK with being hammered with scathing criticism, of course
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:44, archived)

Morning, quiet out today

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:39, archived)

people cashing in on the bank hols to get a 10-day break on 4 days' leave perhaps
done it myself many times
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:41, archived)

Kids off school too .

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:46, archived)

oh yeah, mine's off this week and next.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:53, archived)

My ex asked if I could get mine a job up my local, tricky as its shut and I don't want my baby girl surrounded by those perverts

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:55, archived)

yeah that's a definite no I would say, open or not

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:57, archived)

I dont mind her working in a pub and all that entails, just not my pub

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)

bit close to home

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:07, archived)

Yeah I did that, think a few colleagues did too so the surgery must be pretty deserted. Hope people have the good sense not to get ill for a couple of weeks.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)

Morning
Child wrangling today as the parents are off to see someone get planted
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:54, archived)

have fun

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:04, archived)

I remember in the heady days leading up to indyref in 2014
one of my friends was pondering how to vote on FB, and one of her friends helpfully prodded her in the direction of independence by commenting "Remember Braveheart!"

Honestly, the human race deserves everything it gets.

edit: I didn't reply to this post, I replied down there. Fuck's sake, b3ta.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:48, archived)

I will be expected to watch many tik tok videos
And asked many stupid questions
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:52, archived)

morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:11, archived)

alright

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:26, archived)

morning, knobchops

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:17, archived)

speaking, how can I help you?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:26, archived)

by killing yourself

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:29, archived)

shan't
I hav 2 much 2 liv 4
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:58, archived)

Highlander just starting on bbc2

( mongychops, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 22:32, archived)

Any tits in that? Or can there only be one?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:57, archived)

oh man gutted, was fast asleep

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 7:50, archived)

Was the proper uncut version too

( mongychops, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:01, archived)

pretty sure I have the DVD somewhere but still

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:14, archived)

They showed that on the BBC Scotland channel a couple of weeks ago,
probably because it's such an important part of our cultural heritage.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:40, archived)

that, that documentary 'Braveheart' and that fly on the wall doc 'Rab C Nesbit' are part of the schools' curriculum

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)

alright

(BouGPT, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:00, archived)

Yeah, I enjoyed 4 days of getting high

( mongychops, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:15, archived)

#420blazeit

(BouGPT, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:31, archived)

This is kind of how I imagine you as a dad:
me.me/i/smoke-weed-its-good-dad-im-only-6-420-blaze-1656224
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:16, archived)

y
Eaten and drank myself silly

strikey, wank etc
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:36, archived)

cheers

(BouGPT, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:39, archived)

Fabulous
My sleeping pills are kicking in
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:29, archived)

Can you let us when they're fully effective?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:35, archived)

A sudden whole mass of random characters would indicate head hitting keyboard, either that or the return of monster munch poster, rip

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 22:07, archived)

morning morning morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:13, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:42, archived)

Wotcha!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:32, archived)

morning yo

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:08, archived)

Aye

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:32, archived)

orning morning morni mmnnn
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:09, archived)

Well really

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:33, archived)

YEAH

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:28, archived)

urgh
hangover

contemplating pizza
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:13, archived)

Turtle power, and this works two ways, gurd toimes

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:26, archived)

heh, gurd toimes indeed

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:36, archived)

I've not had leftover pizza in the morning for years, must start doing that again
somehow it tastes nicer once all the grease has congealed and the fridge has made it hard and stale
(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:39, archived)

heat it up in the pan, you get a nice crispy crust

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:43, archived)

Partial warming from underneath, that sounds like a good way to have food poisoning later in the day

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:46, archived)

live a litte, you wuss

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:47, archived)

Every time I warm a pie, I die a little

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 13:18, archived)

Vg.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 5 Apr 2021, 20:58, archived)

pizza leftovers cold thx

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 16:32, archived)

The audience is eating

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 16:55, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:19, archived)

Afternoon Richard, I believe you were asking about my new shoes.
They're Karrimors, the perfect combination of style and practicality.
Originally they were this lovely blue colour but after a couple of walks they're now bog brown mixed with sheepshit greeny brown.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:32, archived)

I had one pair of those and they fell apart after a month, cheap shit

(dribble, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:50, archived)

early finish from work
gonna mong on the sofa because it’s bastard cold out
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:34, archived)

We had snow earlier
For a whole 5 minutes
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:39, archived)

and here but it’s well sunny now
/weather chat
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:13, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:56, archived)

always forning
in a rich morn's world
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 13:19, archived)

Happy Easter, you pack of cock-snogging reprobates.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:24, archived)

And a happy Easter to you, too

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:35, archived)

Thanks.
Fry-up brunch is on hold while the gas board guy is here investigating a potential leak. Ho hum.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:29, archived)

At least they'll still come on Easter Sunday

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:57, archived)

He sounded disappointed that it wasn't a real leak!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:03, archived)

Phew, turns out we're OK.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:02, archived)

Christ has risen
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:23, archived)

I was risen this morning also. Best want eva.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:31, archived)

Booze time?

Booze time.
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:15, archived)

Ive only got 4 beers in, might drink those then go up the shop and get a load more and a kebab

( mongychops, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:19, archived)

food time now, booze time later

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:29, archived)

I attempted to fry pork chops earlier. Total disaster.
Tasted like a pair of Dr Martins.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)

I grill meat whenever possible
Frying just shrinks it
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:33, archived)

Me too
but the packaging just said fry :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:36, archived)

pork's finicky, though
you've got a thirty-second window between raw and leather.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:02, archived)

Generally best cut into chunks for a stir fry, no?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:19, archived)

sounds reasonable
I hardly ever cook with pork other than in the form of sausages
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:30, archived)

Same.
It always seems a waste of potential ham/bacon.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:40, archived)

mmmm...bacon

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 20:49, archived)

Happy Easter! Got to try out my new trainers today.
They're well comfy and the bright blue suede would probably have got loads of female attention if we hadn't been walking in the middle of nowhere. The sheep seemed to like them though.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:43, archived)

That makes you a Welsh stud, or something.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:44, archived)

show us yer shoes m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:20, archived)

Happy Holy Saturday everyone!
Hope you all get lots of eggs tomorrow.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 9:42, archived)

I'll get 2, like I always do

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 10:58, archived)

-get +lay

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)

I've got a chocolate panda*
*not a euphemism
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:02, archived)

It may not be a euphemism but I still suspect it's your misshapen phallus daubed with cheap chocolate-flavored candy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:01, archived)

Allelujah m8
Brisket's on, wings are prepped, time for a lager
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)

Even I think it's a bit early for that

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:35, archived)

I decided against it in the end, just cracked one now

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:43, archived)

Well it's past noon
So it's ok
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:50, archived)

I just bought myself some pretty sick trainers as an Easter present.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:08, archived)

OH JEEZ

(dribble, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:25, archived)

Haha

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:46, archived)

I’m getting an Easter Smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 20:33, archived)

Oh man remember that guy!
Nothing says 'lol' like a suicidal Welsh knobcheese whose 'thing' is to be misspell the word 'morning', that is without doubt the zenith of hilarity
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:33, archived)

I heard suicidal Welsh knobcheese tastes great with scrambled egg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:51, archived)

tastes great with is supporting
+at Infest 2022
(dribble, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:36, archived)

Can’t wait!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:42, archived)

They’re on the smegma stage, you can’t miss it, just follow your nose.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:45, archived)

I liked his stuff . Some great pictures

( mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:16, archived)

Yep, his bird pics were fucking great, and his ‘Holocaust hardon’ pic was epic, a completely gratuitously bad taste joke that was actually funny.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:50, archived)

Different strokes and all that

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 8:04, archived)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:03, archived)

Can't say I do.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 23:20, archived)

Eveninh
Haha, geddit, like popular/talk user, Sir SAND goblin.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:44, archived)

Can't believe the bbc are showing the sound of music AGAIN!
Next week it'll be the king and I, you mark my words!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:57, archived)

That's shit. It's the Bank Hol weekend, where's Predator, Robocop and Die Hard?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:58, archived)

They're xmas movies

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:13, archived)

Allow it.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:24, archived)

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)

Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaQdSDeveiQ
(dribble, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 22:05, archived)

No idea what that is but reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDcZatWAnDI
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 0:04, archived)

rise and shine

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 7:29, archived)

morning
Going to do a cycle class then make two bbq rubs then get stoned as shit
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 8:19, archived)

it's what Jesus would have wanted

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 8:22, archived)

Jesus wasn't stoned to death, he was nailed to a giant egg by a chocolate bunny.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)

Brb potential racism algorithm triggered.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:18, archived)

oh yeah, you have to say "Black British bunny" these days

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:19, archived)

"jungle rabbit"

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:33, archived)

White chocolate matters too!!
All chocolate matters!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:34, archived)

no m8, white chocolate is grim

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:35, archived)

Have to agree to disagree there.
I prefer dark chocolate all round, but discovered these in China and they're amazing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:39, archived)

I expect the local people knew about it the whole time,
you massive imperialist.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:45, archived)

I’ve had those, they’re ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:47, archived)

The Chinese?
What, all of them?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:15, archived)

Yellow Fever, they call it.
/brb racism klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 21:56, archived)

I'm going to have a bash at a baked Paneer, Spinach and Tomato salad.
I had a good kung pao caulliflower recipe lined up but the supermarket substituted my caulliflower for tenderheart cabbage.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:24, archived)

Also going to get stoned

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:24, archived)

Isn't tenderheart cabbage one of the care bear cousins?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 15:24, archived)

a o
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 23:23, archived)

I watched an episode of that telly show Lewis last night
With that Laurence Fox. Fucking hell it was interminable shite. He’s a talentless gimp
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:26, archived)

why on earth did you do that?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:34, archived)

I was drunk

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:03, archived)

he's very punchable

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:22, archived)

I like how an old school mate still clearly hates him so much he's also going to put himself up for london mayor just to try and snag more votes than him

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:35, archived)

Fox also looks like he'd smell faintly of shit at all times

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:36, archived)

Good morning!
Beautifully bright and sunny here, if a little chilly
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:13, archived)

same here, it's a bit parky

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:22, archived)

Morning
Freezing cold here but still off for a cycle
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:15, archived)

are you joining Queefy for his cycle class?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:23, archived)

Sadly no, I was out in the open countryside getting blown off

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:16, archived)

morning, just done a power plop, about ready for the day now

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:17, archived)

that's the energy we like to see

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 10:23, archived)

Morning.
I'm eating scrambled eggs with stilton in them. They're well nom.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:01, archived)

I like most cheeses
But stilton can fuck right off
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:07, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:08, archived)

Colston Bassett stilton is the fucking tits

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:36, archived)

I just can't stand blue cheese

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:40, archived)

that's a really good idea, gonna steal that

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:12, archived)

It's been a staple weekend breakfast for me for years.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:45, archived)

I like putting curry paste in scrambled eggs.
Does make them a bit of a 'greeny-brown poo' colour though.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:25, archived)

What's his b3ta username
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56611614
(dribble, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:58, archived)

"drimbleby"

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 15:53, archived)

And I'd have gotten away with it too, if I wasn't so open about meddling with kids

(dribble, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 15:56, archived)

I changed when Jimll gave me a meddle after fixing my wish, in the 80s
his fault
(dribble, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 16:00, archived)

Were you the fat kid on the rollercoaster

( mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)

GLASSCOCK

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 16:56, archived)

THREADWASTE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)

TEH SPANG!!!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:02, archived)

HAHAHA FREEBASE!11

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:05, archived)

Woo Yay Houpla!!!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:16, archived)

T3h Magic Donkey!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:18, archived)

Teh Ginger Führer!

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:21, archived)

b3ta

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)

Panowie, you mean

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:23, archived)

RIS?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:23, archived)

Teh Fear

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:26, archived)

+ac +m

(dribble, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:34, archived)

This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:25, archived)

Lol

(BouGPT, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:27, archived)

urgh
- Jonty
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:29, archived)

I wonder how his two projects are coming along.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:31, archived)

I'm going to level with you m8 - I don't think I do

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:33, archived)

One of his projects was being an unfunny cunt on b3ta.com
so some success there
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:35, archived)

me, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:35, archived)

Clicking this

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 20:28, archived)

Glascocx appears.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 2 Apr 2021, 0:02, archived)