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Morning Ian

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 6:49, archived)
My Ian's are red and have podka dots on :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 6:52, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 7:35, archived)
mornian

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 7:43, archived)
<s>ian</s>
boon dilbaro
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 7:47, archived)
Igot those phones yesterday the sound is excellent

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:38, archived)
Yep, but the headband is a bit shit.
Total bargain at 35 quid tho
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:59, archived)
I always wear a top hat when on my social wandering
So the headband is secured nice and tight
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:07, archived)
alright, 'Comrade Quixote'

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:24, archived)
Gordon is a morn

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:34, archived)
Alright horrible

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:37, archived)
Ian Sports, it's in the game

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:38, archived)
Turtle's Head
lol
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:40, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:16, archived)
An Ian thruster, Ian drive, or Ian engine is a form of electric propulsion used for spacecraft propulsion. It creates thrust by accelerating Ians using electricity.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:42, archived)
Lol thrust

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:58, archived)
lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:07, archived)
Not even in my top ten

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:56, archived)
Ianhide

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 10:06, archived)
Astrotrian

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:17, archived)
Sprianger

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:41, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:50, archived)
I got your Ian right here
www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 11:48, archived)
or 'knot' (not) lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:06, archived)

You might conclude from this extensive Shoelace Site that I'm some sort of Knotting Nut – but I'm really just a friendly Aussie guy trying to contribute to the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:40, archived)
I'm also pretty easy-going, so if you figure this stuff is not for you, then that's cool too.

He sounds great, we should make him a mod here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)
knot a chance!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:17, archived)
knot likely!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:37, archived)
AI knots are fun, but don't let them cheapen the work of talented knottists.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
e an

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)
Evening Ian

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:53, archived)
*sympathy Ian*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 11:18, archived)
I've had "Jog On You Tankie Bellend" stuck in my head for days now,
still making me chuckle. Thank you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:02, archived)
Afternoon Ian

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:02, archived)
You don't have to be kwasi to work in Number 11,
but it helps!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:13, archived)
Kwasi, Kwasi for you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:26, archived)
Hi cheers, please stop using real names on the forum

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:20, archived)
Sorry Kwasi

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:24, archived)
How does the Chancellor travel back from Parliament?
Kwasi taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:42, archived)
Kwasi Kwarteng's taxi

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:02, archived)
Kwasi horse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:02, archived)
on a Kwasaki motorbike

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:40, archived)
+bothamsfootpenis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:20, archived)
Ian Botham's footpenis
Oh Ian Botham's footpenis.
Ian Botham's footpenis is the footpenis for me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:27, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:54, archived)
Which Chancellor of the Exchequer reckoned that Inglan is a Bitch?
Linton Kwasi Johnson!!!!!
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:50, archived)
You absolute fuckers
I've got "Kwasi Kwasi Kwasi Kwatang nights!" stuck in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11377696
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 19:02, archived)
I've just plunged my pound

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:41, archived)
I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:49, archived)
Eveniang

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 17:29, archived)
Kwasi Kwevening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 17:40, archived)
Ianal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 17:42, archived)
Skyrockets in flian +

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 23:08, archived)
Morning Ian

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 6:57, archived)
No real names mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:21, archived)
O LLO S

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:44, archived)
Alright morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:41, archived)
Sreech

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:45, archived)
meowning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:17, archived)
Cat's bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:32, archived)
Alright the Smashingest of Monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:01, archived)
A big fat doobie!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:06, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:27, archived)
Which Chancellor spends ages in the gents?
Khazi Kwarteng!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:24, archived)
Which Chancellor reports dissident Germans to the USSR?
Stasi Kwarteng!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:28, archived)
Which Chancellor reviews video games for The Escapist?
Yahtzee Kwarteng!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:31, archived)
Which Chancellor is a keyboard?
Kwasi Quertyuiop!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:38, archived)
Which Chancellor is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the novel The Hunchback of Notre-Dame?
Kwasi Modo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:51, archived)
Which Chancellor is just asking questions?
Quizi Kwarteng!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 11:56, archived)
Which Chancellor was the subject of a song by Kiss?
Kwasi Kwasi Kwasi Kwasi Knights!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:03, archived)
ok this one got me
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:05, archived)
Which Chancellor is a complete muppet?
Fozzie Kwarteng!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:10, archived)
Which Chancellor is the fourth best-selling SNES game of all time?
Super Mario Kwarteng!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:25, archived)
Which Chancellor rides a diddy car around a race track?
Krazy Karting
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:27, archived)
Who resembles the Chancellor, but actually isn't the Chancellor?
Quasi Kwarteng!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 13:12, archived)
Morning Dave.
That Dahmer series on Netflix is pretty fucking good.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:22, archived)
Afternoon.
Me and Mrs. Tea have just picked another fuckton of delicious mushrooms. This is shaping up to be a great autumn.

How's your autumn shaping up so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:24, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
Magic?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:49, archived)
Yes, magic autumn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:00, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:17, archived)
Yes, magic bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:35, archived)
David Bowie bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:24, archived)
Yes, magic laughing gnome

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:49, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:00, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:09, archived)
in a ballsack

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 2:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8345970
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 2:26, archived)
Balls that
look like
the thin
white duke
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:27, archived)
One it has a zig zag

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:35, archived)
Magically tasty, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:25, archived)
I would love to forage for mushrooms
But I would end up dying from eating wrongly identified ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:56, archived)
Gotta die of something, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:28, archived)
I don't wanna jinx it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:01, archived)
It's cartoon autumn here, like someone flicked a switch somewhere.
On the first full 'official' day of autumn the high/low temperatures dropped by about 10 degrees, and the extended forecast is more of the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:04, archived)
same here
summer clothes have been put away, bring on the big jumpers and soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:50, archived)
SOUP!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:16, archived)
I made a huge pan of pea and ham soup last night
got a dozen portions out of it for £5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:22, archived)

a and ham soup e
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:23, archived)
Love homemade pea and ham hock soup with crusty bread

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:23, archived)
Lee Anderson approves

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:24, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 8:40, archived)
Bo... oh, morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 9:07, archived)
TITS SUNDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 9:20, archived)
Yeah let's do that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 9:20, archived)
MINGE+

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:18, archived)
Tits every day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 12:13, archived)
No need for that Smash, it's like reminding poor people how much money you have

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:37, archived)
Morning.
I'm glad nobody ruined the perfect bollocks chevron yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 9:45, archived)
It really would be bollocks if they did
I've already screenshotted it for posterity and sent it to the /chat WhatsApp group
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 9:49, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:39, archived)
planearm

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 11:09, archived)
Put an advert on the telly to tell him to go and edit it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 11:13, archived)
I thought that was funny, the entire chevron read like it was the reply

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:16, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:16, archived)
📶

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:35, archived)
Let's just be honest here for a moment - few beyond these pages understand the rare beauty that is /chat.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
Yo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:03, archived)
Tony! Toni! Toné!
alt: morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:19, archived)
Too foreign

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:40, archived)
Good to have you back

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:09, archived)
all in all you're just another prick
Earlier this month, Waters wrote an open letter saying the west should stop providing arms to Ukraine, accusing President Volodymyr Zelenskiy of allowing “extreme nationalism” in Ukraine and urging him to “put an end to this deadly war”.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:12, archived)
He's such a fucking prick.
Dave Gilmour should write a song for him, like they did way back when Syd Barrett died, but title it 'Jog On You Tankie Bellend.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:20, archived)
Which You Weren’t Here

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
If you are not already active in the field of music criticism I urge you to get involved.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:07, archived)
Roger Waters is clearly a conspiracy
to make Bono look like less of a cunt by comparison.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:25, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:06, archived)
Alright mr horrible
How are you this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:57, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:33, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:33, archived)
Bollocks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:36, archived)
Tony Hayers is a camel knobber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:41, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:46, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:22, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:26, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:28, archived)
SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:37, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:27, archived)
Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:23, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:36, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:19, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:36, archived)
Bollocks.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:16, archived)
Bollocks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:16, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 7:14, archived)
Lol
It is
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 7:45, archived)
Bollocks to your morning, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 7:54, archived)
Morning, might go for a poo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 8:22, archived)
Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 8:31, archived)
Pooh

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 8:33, archived)
Good idea
Bowel movements in the morning will help the world
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 8:32, archived)
Might watch that Jeffrey Dahmer series

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 8:48, archived)
more of a serial

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:34, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 10:22, archived)
yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 10:38, archived)
No.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 11:43, archived)
I fuck your sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 14:33, archived)
rip Pharoah Sanders

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:00, archived)
Had you gone first he would have said nothing, so this is very generous of you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:45, archived)
It's what he would have wanted.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:54, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
This is great banter!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:00, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:05, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:09, archived)
As soon as you said that Italy scored.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:11, archived)
My testicular interjection, there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:27, archived)
It's Friday night and I don't work weekends
I'm great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:28, archived)
Well done

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:29, archived)
Alright ian

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:33, archived)
I work with three Ians, and none of them are me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)
= thrians

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:15, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:40, archived)
Altright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:36, archived)
Are they some sort of hip indie band or a fresh neo nazi group?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:48, archived)
Your score: 4 / 7 Bitter
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-62989261
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:45, archived)
5/7 Runcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:57, archived)
Runcorn? fives xx

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:59, archived)
5 / 7 Bitter

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:57, archived)
6/7 Runcorn?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:58, archived)
2/7, and even that was luck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:07, archived)
9: bum leakage

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:28, archived)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
6/7
Got the last one wrong. :(
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 14:37, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 14:47, archived)
Remember Fawlty Towers? Remember Manuel? Remember the cash-in single somebody made called shudduppa your face? Today, that somebody is you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:08, archived)
Joe Dolce?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:25, archived)
no real names please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:52, archived)
+Rob

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 17:51, archived)
whut

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 21:06, archived)
"We are dead."
The performer was “an inspiration to many”, the BBC said, after Ward’s family announced their death at the age of 28.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:24, archived)
Are the pronouns upsetting you, pal?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 16:25, archived)
I thought this one was funny
That article I mentioned the other day was a genuinely clunky, challenging read. English is already clumsy when it comes to dealing with multiple subjects in a sentence. Referring to individuals in the plural has definitely added to the clunkiness and challenge; it removes one of our best clues about who is who in a multi-subject sentence.
yes pronouns bad
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 22:07, archived)
P.s. you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:41, archived)
Afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:44, archived)
Sympathy Runcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:06, archived)
dmedff

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 13:34, archived)
Morning campers

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:22, archived)
woo yay

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:34, archived)

Morning
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:45, archived)
Die please

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:42, archived)

Bellend
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:45, archived)
Morning Friday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:08, archived)
The sun has his hat on
Actually it is cold as buggery
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:10, archived)
morning El Presidente

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:43, archived)
Morning comrade

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:53, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:52, archived)

Morning Latin speaker
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 8:54, archived)
Irrumator praetor

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 11:58, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:16, archived)
Swearing isn't big and clever you know

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:29, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:18, archived)
whatevs

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:59, archived)
2can is dead…long live
You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 1:33, archived)
Well guys, this is it, covid finally got me. It was nice knowing you...
... wouldn't recognise me if I had the misfortune to meet you in real life
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:04, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:10, archived)
It wasn't my fault, they made me go to the nursing home where everyone has covid
Can't believe they'd sacrifice such an important and valuable individual in the prime of his life for a bunch of demented nonagenerians.

Old people are just the worst
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:23, archived)
I had covid
Shit headache and a fever. Paracetamol and dioralyte. Right as rain in a couple of days. Your welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:24, archived)
Clearly mine is worse. Shit headache, fever, rigors, cough, can't breathe, pain in every joint and I can't taste my beer.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:35, archived)
Unclutch your fucking pearls
I've had it and felt dodgy for 24 hours, it's not the end of the fucking world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:10, archived)
Oh well obviously I bow to your vastly superior medical expertise

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:19, archived)
Stick to bums, Doctor Toucan - IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:23, archived)
Barely have the energy to fully extend a finger right now, let alone insert it into an eagerly awaiting orifice.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:26, archived)
Not sure how you're wfh tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:32, archived)
I do a video consultation and get them to use their own finger.
It's really not the same though
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:33, archived)
Ooooh, I could probably use that to remove the cancerous prostates during the examination.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:36, archived)
But the side income from selling the videos is pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:34, archived)
Getting female patients to fondle their breasts on webcam, surely he's not recording that sort of thing, even for research purposes

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:36, archived)
I just live stream the consultations, if they want a private examination they have to tip me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:38, archived)
urgghhhhgggghhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:51, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:07, archived)
Lurgy or overindulgence?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:03, archived)
It's lupus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:04, archived)
Its lupu's

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:14, archived)
neither
bored and fed up
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:07, archived)
Join the fucking club
I rest all day so I can go to work for 2 hours. The tablets are finally helping, but it'll be a while till I'm up to full strength
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:27, archived)

so I can go to work for 2 hours. The tablets are finally helping, but it'll be a while till I'm up to full strength and some say that ain't productive
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:41, archived)
YOUR SHIT

(Bou,, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:07, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:15, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:28, archived)
you're not helping matters, you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:33, archived)
If we really have no mods I'm going to start cracking old accounts and posting cheesy pizza. Place needs closing.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:18, archived)
Definite end-of-the-road vibes here these days.
GFB put me on 2.0, which just underscores how much too hard he's trying. Kind of sums it all up now, really. Rob, just pull the fucking plug.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:45, archived)
London is shit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:06, archived)
It’s no Runcorn that’s for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
Fucking telling me

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:24, archived)
It is indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 17:56, archived)
My home, my place of work. I like it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:29, archived)
I've never been there for anything but hospital appointments and surgery
So it doesn't exactly hold pleasant memories for me. Also, Kings Cross is a fucking shithole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:39, archived)
All done up now. We'll to a certain standard. It's a major hub so it has its issues

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)
I was booked into a hostel there
They refused to let me in, despite having my booking confirmation. They claimed that I could have stolen someone's bags, the cunts. Ended up having to crash at gonz's place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:21, archived)
Christ

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
Better than nothing
He's really a nice bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:32, archived)
I always got that impression.
He's just a bit eccentric.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:33, archived)
Oh, definitely
But he picked me up from his local train station, gave me somewhere to sleep and got a Chinese, not to mention telling me which train station was closest to the hospital and saving me the taxi fare
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:40, archived)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:45, archived)
He offered to put me up as soon as he found out I was staying in a hostel
But I thought I'd be ok. When they commenced with the fuckwittery, I found the nearest Internet cafe and asked him if his offer still stood. He immediately told me which train to get, where to get off and gave me his number so I could call him when I got there. By that point, I was exhausted, frustrated, upset and very hungry. His help was very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:55, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:08, archived)
You went to a riverghost bash at earls court, didn't you?
A year or two after I last went there and got eaten by bedbugs at his shitty fucking hostel.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)
Ah, you're right, I did
But I got utterly fucking slaughtered that night, so it's no surprise that I often forget about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:49, archived)
sounds like a bullet dodged
after spending time in the company of riverghost, the bullshitting walter mitty bellend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:12, archived)
Qotw, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:13, archived)
Funny that he never posted there, he'd have fitted right in the lying cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:35, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:44, archived)
Vanished in Edinburgh last time I heard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:03, archived)
hit up Bodean's BBQ in Soho
then go to the Duncan for a pint
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:12, archived)
I still laugh at Duncan jokes, and I walk by the fucker once a week , nailed on, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
I haven't been that way for yonks
COVID, no gay tourism allowed
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:40, archived)
:'(

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:45, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)
Happy Hobbit day, everyone!
nationaltoday.com/national-hobbit-day/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:24, archived)
oh do fuck OFF

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:40, archived)
You sound stressed, bro.
Smoke some pipe-weed and chill out, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:40, archived)
soz m8, I'm just letting this toxic environment get the better of me

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
You sound like you need a lembas detox

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:54, archived)
is that the one where I take a big fist in my arse?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:06, archived)
That's your answer to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:25, archived)
guyrim

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:36, archived)
Short arsed hairy footed bellends
Probably called Dozer too
LolDozer
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:41, archived)
please drive to your nearest suspension bridge and jump off it to your certain death, thanks

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:46, archived)
Can you book me a cab?

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:17, archived)
Death Cab For Putey

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8345542
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:55, archived)
I was introduced to The Hobbit by an old English teacher, having learned that I loved science fiction.
Nice map, but what scientific principle does this bollocks rely on?

Thus began my life long hatred of fantasy fiction.

Fuck Hobbit day.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:12, archived)
Yeah, whatever, just read the last line
*walks out with a tube of KY and a smile looking for a hobbit*
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:17, archived)
Is that your former teacher of English, an English teacher who is old, or a teacher of Old English?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:29, archived)
Maybe it's all of them at once

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:34, archived)
mind --> blown

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:05, archived)
She used to teach me English, and she was old,
and I think she taught us a bit of Chaucer and Shakespeare too, so yeah, all three.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:42, archived)
That's Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien you're talking shit about!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:44, archived)
I do like hobbits

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:13, archived)
They'll do anything for a plate full of food

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:17, archived)
That's why Sam kept trying to feed Frodo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
to a spider

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
Gollum was the one trying to feed him to Shelob

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:47, archived)
Ornament dependence is a sickness you know. Honestly I'm shocked.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:50, archived)

Shelob Bou
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:06, archived)
Don't invoke her.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:33, archived)
BOUDICCA, BOUDICCA, BOUDICCA!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:53, archived)
Actually today is Business Woman's Day
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/sept/22/

You can celebrate hobbits if you want though you horrible misogynist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:14, archived)
Surely I can't be the only one imagining a magical combination of the two?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:41, archived)
Rose Cotton, y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:06, archived)

Rose Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:23, archived)
Not 'alf!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:34, archived)
Filthy hobbitses
/talk, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 15:24, archived)
I always cry at the part in the second film where one of them gets killed by a scout walker.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:35, archived)
TIL that Reg Varney was a renowned portrait painter.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:49, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 7:32, archived)
arseboon ‘morning’ dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 7:38, archived)
Arsemor ningbaro

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 7:55, archived)
Good morning
I'm going to have to get Android Auto to post on /chat somehow. How can I call you a camel knobber in the mornings otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 7:49, archived)
By the power of thought.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 7:55, archived)
Only three others share this secret board:

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:41, archived)
Morning
Off to London now…shithole
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:13, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:10, archived)
Rather stay in Runcorn love

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:19, archived)
Morning, off to start my MSc shortly.
If I've got time later, i might get really, really upset about Star Wars.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:15, archived)
do you have strong views on the casting choice in the new Little Mermaid film?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:21, archived)
Idris Elba please.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:36, archived)
What should xe transition into?
or is that xeir final form?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:41, archived)
IDRIS FOR BOND NOW!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:49, archived)
15 years ago yeah but he's getting on a bit
/casual ageism
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:27, archived)
I reckon Dougray Scott would have been a good Bond

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:40, archived)
+,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:51, archived)
vodka dmedff, shake it please but don't stir it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:58, archived)
On Her Mehjesty’s Secret Service

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:03, archived)
Analfinger

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:05, archived)
Guyfall

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:10, archived)
B3tre

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:23, archived)
They should combine the roles

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:46, archived)
James The Little Bond Mermaid, On His Majesty's Model Village Duck Pond

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:52, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 10:29, archived)
I have Covid
Feel shit but still trying to work from home.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:30, archived)
Get well soon valued forum member and generous dipsenser of free medical advice 2can
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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:11, archived)
You called?

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:47, archived)
no m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:54, archived)
Must be a wrong number

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:04, archived)
300,000?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:11, archived)

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