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Yeah candles, feel like I've spent this 20 years pretty well

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:39, archived)
alright mofs just realised it's 21 years
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:44, archived)
Time well spent and no mistake

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:55, archived)
I have done some other stuff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:58, archived)
like wot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 10:51, archived)
posted on /links

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 17:22, archived)
well i can't edit mine now it would be unethical

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 1:50, archived)
Candle Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 5:47, archived)
noob
I missed my 21st by a week
partial bans are bullshit
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 9:07, archived)
That's a lot of candles

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 10:14, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8409093
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408617
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:31, archived)
What do you do moo now? If you are moo. You can pretend to be. I won't care either way.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:27, archived)
i don't know

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:28, archived)
eat my piss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8409103
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:46, archived)
Have you asked a non poof adult

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:53, archived)
i don't know any

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:01, archived)
mmmmmmmm
danon
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 23:54, archived)
wut

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:28, archived)
me either

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 23:12, archived)
πŸ‘πŸ»

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 23:46, archived)
The Daz Man is pissed and about to order a kebab
Fancy coming round?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:03, archived)
Would love to but I'm in Italy
I'm glad you didn't get into trouble today.
(Bou-, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:05, archived)
you wouldn't know italy if it hit you in an alley

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:19, archived)
How do you figure that?
I live here.
(Bou-, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:21, archived)
Bummer
I've made cheesy chips and am doing ice cream sundae
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:46, archived)
Yum!
I'm looking forward to summer. Today was a glorious day in Lucca. (Toscana)
(Bou-, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:49, archived)
FUCK OF

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:50, archived)
I've only been to Sicily ages back

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 22:00, archived)
Well come visit!

(Bou-, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 22:04, archived)
moo now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:31, archived)
Silly sausage

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:47, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 23:46, archived)
www.udder.com

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 23:56, archived)
Tell me anudder one
Lol great big melons
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:11, archived)
Nomen meum iacob tinctor est et in Bristollia habito. phantasticum est. Barnaby ursus sono. Barnaby ursus i placet. aliquando in Galliam ivit. ivi in ​​Galliam. sed haedus collum meum combussit. non enim placet.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)
It's 'referendums' because gerunds in Latin don't take a plural, so we use English grammar to pluralise.
WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL????
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:13, archived)
gerundii

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:28, archived)
Penii

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:39, archived)
LOL
nah too easy
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:41, archived)
LOL
cum
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:14, archived)
Alright SB

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:16, archived)
Hello beepy
I don't like your new handle soz
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:17, archived)
Don't care m8.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:18, archived)
Classic Jad

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:24, archived)
Ecce Romani! In pictura est puella, nomine Cornelia. Cornelia est puella Romana qui in Italia habitat. Cornelia sedet super vultum Sextus

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΚ‡I ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ǝʇɐΙ₯ l, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:35, archived)
LOL
perv
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:41, archived)
LOL
Sex
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:50, archived)
Caecilius est in tablino scribit

Grumio est...Grumio was the slave right

Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:54, archived)
I think there was a Metella also

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:57, archived)
Cerberus est in...atrio???

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 22:17, archived)

Don't forget about hairy melissa.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 0:27, archived)
Bexit now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:56, archived)
adΔ±m Jacob Dyer ve Bristol'da yaşıyorum. Fantastik. barnaby ayΔ±sΔ± gibi konuşuyorum barnaby ayΔ±sΔ±nΔ± severim. Bir defasΔ±nda Fransa'ya gitti. Fransa'ya gittim. ama bir çocuk boynumu yaktΔ±. Bundan hoşlanmadΔ±m.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:02, archived)
Did you find an online service to translate that for you Ottomatically?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
Why do they always pull the knife out of a stab to the stomach in the movies?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8409094
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/0000009
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:02, archived)
For the blood fountain

(Spacejam, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:46, archived)
Alright zombie army 4: dead war

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:57, archived)
I LOVE ZOMBIES

(Spacejam, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:10, archived)
THEY LOVE BRAINS

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:21, archived)
They need it for the next movie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:42, archived)
You're so wise

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:22, archived)
I bet you think this thread is about you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
why does everyone keep changing their names?
can't you just choose a name and be unhappy with it?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:34, archived)
Alright Dozer

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:38, archived)
who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:41, archived)
Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:43, archived)
cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:43, archived)
I'm Baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)
#metoo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:52, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)
Pedagogy, I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:48, archived)
stop using big words
it's not c levere
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)
It's actually a bunch of very small words in a huddle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:38, archived)
stopusingsmallwordsinhuddles

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 17:44, archived)
I hope DazSampson doesn't get tanked up on two bottles of wine and Solpadol then go for a drive.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:50, archived)
you know, we can't all be internationally famous rappers, but i'm sure there's something you're good at too

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 17:59, archived)
Bored probably

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)
Pretty sure it's Tiny Winky Syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:28, archived)
Actually might change my username to that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:28, archived)
alright TWS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:37, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:44, archived)
who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:00, archived)
+k

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 17:33, archived)
I did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 16:47, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 17:56, archived)
classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:14, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:15, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:30, archived)
mad bantz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:21, archived)
totes hilaire

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:21, archived)
I'm afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)
fuck a dead baby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:25, archived)

rb.gy/a5iukc
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:42, archived)
official home of edgelords

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:07, archived)
fuck you, edgy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:15, archived)
Too far

(Spacejam, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:46, archived)
No I wouldn't fuck it too far, that'd be sick.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 18:48, archived)
You are sick

(Bou-, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 21:01, archived)
Now that's what I call classic b3ta vol 123

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:56, archived)
There's some top notch new jungle being made these days
I'm well into it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:59, archived)
you know, in case you were wondering, like

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 12:59, archived)
Yeah been hearing bits of new old skool ardcore as well which isn't bad

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:02, archived)
Ok this is 6 years old but that's new to me
www.discogs.com/release/11503258-Trigger-Happy-Volume-2
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:14, archived)
that very much qualifies as new
just giving it a listen now, they've got it nailed eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQOXC_xJPjE&ab_channel=drumandbassXfiles
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)
Cool will give it a blast after work

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)
Some decent Amen business here
Sherelle B2B Special Request

youtu.be/kz7st6Wn7cc?si=6ED3OIzVWhsBIU-C
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)
D&B not jungle but I thoroughly enjoyed this album
youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_myd_RWIk92i-EUQGhexy-6ucuyLzBcpAU&si=vARtho7RrKHq1iIx
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:38, archived)
Funny how all those climate warming hippies conveniently overlook this
yet bang on about the Amazon being destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 14:31, archived)
Alright UToL

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 14:42, archived)
Alright JA

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)
Afters
Naughty stepping done and dusted, not even an oral warning
Care for a pint? I'm getting hammered
Lol oral
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:30, archived)
Alright Ian

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)
I posted a drug-fueled rant here yesterday and then removed it because it sounded unhinged. BUT
did you know the french word for axe, hache, is feminine? So in the french version of LOTR Gimli says, "Et ma hache,"
which probably means something like "And my funny silly inflatable girlie axe balloon," ffs.
Fuck I've done it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:16, archived)
alright britney

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:36, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:40, archived)
Leave mofaha alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)
I'T'S B'O'O'Z'E U'P M'Y C'O'C'K'!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:29, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 7:45, archived)
Good morning Plumdozer
Another wacky day eh?
I have my naughtystepping at 10:30 so it is beer o'clock immediately after
Happy face
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 7:53, archived)
You're going to get struck off.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 7:54, archived)
takes a lot more than that usually,
I've encountered plenty of *spectacularly* incompetent GPs in my time who are still practicing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:00, archived)
This is no place for sensible comments based on professional knowledge.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:01, archived)
I know I am good at what I do tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:07, archived)
You keep asserting this, as if matters what *you* think of your own competence.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:10, archived)
you are. it's just that everyone else would rather you stop doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:31, archived)
Nah there are not enough GPs around
Verbal warning at the most I've been told unofficially
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:01, archived)
What did you do?
And why did you do it?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:03, archived)
He killed a patient and raped its corpse.
It was only a baby though, so it doesn't really count.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:05, archived)
Too much

(Spacejam, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:13, archived)
OK, I'll make a note of that in my give-a-fuck file.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:18, archived)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:23, archived)
Clickin’ dis

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:29, archived)

Well that's just not on is it.

I'm not convinced, I think this is a tissue of whoppers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:14, archived)

I just wanted to know how many pictures of his penis he sent to his patient and whether or not he made it wear a funny hat.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 9:22, archived)
define funny in this context

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:54, archived)
^ Joe Penisci

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:03, archived)

I dunno, like a Dick Turpin hat or something?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)
Yeah go on then, that's a bit funny

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 19:29, archived)
He asked a patient how big his wanger is
Then got him to jump up and down to test the lob rate.
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:05, archived)
He dressed up as Harold Shipman and chased a bunch of OAPs around the surgery with a hypodermic

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 10:28, archived)

*Benny Hill theme scored for cathedral organ.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 11:01, archived)
lol organ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)

Edit: In a minor key.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:17, archived)
Yikes
just found out that a friend of mine has been done for drink driving.

Banned.

Fuck.

Could be worse - he could have killed himself or someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 8:39, archived)
OVER J SIMPSON

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:35, archived)
OJ STIFFSON

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:35, archived)
OJ SIMPSOFF

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:35, archived)
O DEAR SIMPSON

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:44, archived)
NO J SIMPSON

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:52, archived)
lol
Click
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:08, archived)
γ€Šγ€ _〠》

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:52, archived)
DODO SIMPSON

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 21:24, archived)
He committed suicide.
Except they can prove that it wasn't him that committed the suicide on himself.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:22, archived)
"OJ Simpson is dead. The law could not kill him but the Covid shots did." - Alex Jones

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:25, archived)

No special glove will protect you from the big farmer.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:31, archived)
If the gloves don't fit, Bill Gates did it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:33, archived)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:35, archived)

^Awake^
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:38, archived)
Meaning he gave someone
Permission to kill him
Awesome
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:40, archived)
Eurgh
Cant believe I just said that
Poor bloke
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)

The noose he hung himself with doesn't fit.

I put it to you your honour, that he is in fact, alive.

Can't believe he's going to get away with suicide, Norm Macdonalds corpse is gonna have a field day.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:44, archived)
Lol

(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:46, archived)
alright

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:42, archived)

Alright.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:45, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:46, archived)

You love a name change you. What inspired this one?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:50, archived)
Porcupine made some nerdy star trek joke about someone called Jadzia Ashton
I had nae clue who that is so I asked google. Turns out there's a trans escort called Jadzia who lives in Ashton.

That's it.
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:53, archived)
BPD?

(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:54, archived)

Trans escort sounds like something car related.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:55, archived)
Ford Prostitute

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:03, archived)
whore fiesta

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)

Datsun cunny.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:11, archived)
concubine harvester
yeah, I know
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:33, archived)

I like this.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:45, archived)
Ford Trans-it

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:11, archived)

Also good.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 20:03, archived)
*something about manual transmission*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:32, archived)
can you drive stick?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:33, archived)
with car attached, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:56, archived)
You named yourself after THFH's Star Trek cosplay tranny rent boy?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 21:26, archived)
now say it slowly, in french

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 21:28, archived)
WE NAMED THE DOG INDIANA!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 21:32, archived)

And my axe.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 22:04, archived)

named yourself after are
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 7:50, archived)
The juice's noose

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 20:29, archived)
Hoots mon.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 23:14, archived)
What are big blank white acid-free thick art boards called?
What is the cheapest place to buy them in bulk?

Asking here because you cunts may be slightly more useful than an AI-ruined search engine.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:15, archived)
An artists canvas

(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:23, archived)
No m8.
I'm looking for the white acid-free thick card in A1. Imagine I'm selling giant comics and I need to have them bagged and boarded, well I need some boards.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:57, archived)
They are only 375 microns thick.
I need them to be closer to 3000 microns, and to be board, not paper.

You're actually worse than AI.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:57, archived)
At least I'm trying to help instead of taking the piss

(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:01, archived)
You make it hard to tell the difference.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)
Oh.
:(
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:20, archived)
How about these?
www.amazon.co.uk/Greyboard-3000mic-Backing-Mountboard-Crafts/dp/B08Y82Q8SH
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:25, archived)
Maybe I should stop now

Love a challenge me
(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 18:48, archived)
!stop
!list
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 19:03, archived)
You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)
you want to throw acid at stupid white people, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:29, archived)
What are you painting?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:30, archived)
His face. Black.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:49, archived)
Shaka, when the walls fell.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)
Temba, his arms wide

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:39, archived)
Portillo, when the returning officer read out the results.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:44, archived)
I fancy some nice sweets
Minstrels anybody?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)
YOU'RE HIS WIFE NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)
Blimey I'd forgotten all about that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:01, archived)
Your mother's gaping anus.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:59, archived)
You're gonna need a bigger board.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:29, archived)
leave Alan alone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:54, archived)
COME BACK ALAN YOU WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)
RIP OJ
Def didn't kill her
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:04, archived)
OD Simpson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)
fuck you, hedgey.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)
Simpsoff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)
DEADective Norberg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:20, archived)
fuck's sake
missed this because brb is terminally uninteresting
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:41, archived)
^

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:03, archived)
+🧦🧦

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:32, archived)
blotters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 17:36, archived)
Pushing that bellend down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:11, archived)
I know. What a bellend.

(Spacejam, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:27, archived)
bellend

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:56, archived)
board

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:29, archived)
down the

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:52, archived)
just pushing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)
push, push, push

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 16:00, archived)
Pushing that bellend down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:18, archived)
Hello Mr H
Up 'n'at'em for Thursday eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:40, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)
Sad face

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)
Cheryl Crust
I have no idea why that autofilled in the Subject line but I'm going with it. Cheryl Crust it is.

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:07, archived)
I prefer her sister Cheryl Toast

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:15, archived)
Only because she always lands
butter side down
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:31, archived)
Euphemism?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:06, archived)
yes I can hear you Crow Fandango

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:10, archived)
and watch the evening news

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)
It's the thing I far the most
I'd rather see a ghost
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:35, archived)
alright smash
oh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)
+, life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:11, archived)
Sheryl Crust

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)
I need more coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)
Here, have some of mine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:49, archived)
I'm just coming to the end of my third cup
so far
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:26, archived)
You're better off boshing some Benzedrine tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:39, archived)
Amphetamine up the ass?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:08, archived)
No no no, you silly sausage.
Billy goes down the japper. Everyone knows that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:20, archived)
I'm confused
Shirley up the japper?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:23, archived)
Depends on the angle of the dangle.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:35, archived)
Billy for the japper
Lady japper obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)
Hi

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 10:43, archived)
Have you considered visiting a minefield blindfolded?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:09, archived)
Have you considered gassing yourself?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:12, archived)
I think you should become a nullo
Then jump off a cliff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:22, archived)
'Become'?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)
When was it chopped off?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:09, archived)
According to prosecutors, over a period of three years from February 2019, she ordered her driver to withdraw 108 trillion Vietnamese dong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)
LOL dong

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)
also period, pros, withdraw

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:02, archived)
Google to the rescue, the name was only vaguely familiar, it is crazy to make the poor woman appear in court though given her demise

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:07, archived)
It's probably because of wokery.
In fact, it's got WOKE stamped all over it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:37, archived)
I am not on Twatter
What are they charging her with?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:18, archived)
It's Twitter, it's just a contextless rant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:22, archived)
- It's Twitter
/chat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:29, archived)
At the request of her family, the police are to re-look at the decision to charge Caroline Flack, which ultimately ended up in her suicide.
Some idiot on twitter assumed this means they're going to prosecute her corpse.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:36, archived)
That level of intellectual acuity means they must post on /links

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:45, archived)
FUMMING

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)
BUMMING

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)
I think the window of opportunity for that has long since passed,
she'll just be a skeleton now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:54, archived)
BONING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 12:58, archived)
tup, tup, tup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:42, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:01, archived)
I hear Dozer is on /links now
The silly sausage
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 13:18, archived)
gninrom

(LeviBelsniff, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 7:17, archived)
thgirla

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 7:21, archived)
Olleh

(LeviBelsniff, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 7:56, archived)
Alright Bellsniff

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 7:30, archived)
Fuck off

(LeviBelsniff, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 7:56, archived)
Harsh

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:02, archived)
sreehC

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 8:10, archived)

What's been going on then? Do we now have a mod?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 0:31, archived)
do you wish to confess

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 0:48, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Apr 2024, 6:53, archived)
I don't think so
Yet

But Sampson has applied
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 9:55, archived)
Yeah anyway
Hi willy waggler's, how's it going

I feel like shit but a week today I'll be in Austria so that's something to look forward to. What have you got to look forward to, you can say the inevitable cold embrace of death, or Eurovision or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)
Party next weekend
And holidays, but that's not till September
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:02, archived)
hoping to sneak in a trip to Italy around Sep/Oct
Calabria, Puglia or east/south Sicily. All on my 'to do' list
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:39, archived)
I'm booking the clowns now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)
My 'to do' list involves Egypt
Not to mention Japan, New Zealand, Australia and Sri Lanka. Doubt I'll ever complete the list, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:13, archived)
I've heard terrible things about Egypt sadly
My sister fucking hated it, the people are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)
-Egypt +b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:10, archived)
Fuck your weekend yeah
Sorry about the chole thing, I'll have to try and post my recipe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:03, archived)
Oh fuck its not even the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)
you sirry irriot

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)
B.R.B. K.L.A.X.O.NNNNNNMNNN

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)
yes please
I do a decent one but always keen to pick up tips. Does yours use teabags?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:24, archived)
YES THIS IS THE CORRECT QUESTION

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:27, archived)
THIS IS ALWAYS THE CORRECT QUESTION

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)
It does not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)
I KNEW IT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)
they're only for colour really

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408843
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:40, archived)
The Ascension

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:33, archived)
not too long to wait now
praise him, praise him
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:38, archived)
Toast Tim on a fork

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:40, archived)
Gonna bang half a dozen wraps of amphetamine sulphate down my urethra

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:41, archived)
I'll pop over later

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)
Mutual billyjapping?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:44, archived)
Thought I might make some beans on toast

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:48, archived)
We could boof some mandy?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:54, archived)
It's beans on toast yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:10, archived)
Fucking right it's beans on fucking toast

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)
Beans on motherfucking toast

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:28, archived)
FEASTING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)
JUST STARING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:32, archived)
The b3ta newsletter

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)
*Bollocks Today*
Things you made: 17000 revived accounts
Higher Google results than a tranny whore in Ashton
arseboon dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)
This gives the magic donkey a massive stonker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:11, archived)
donkey + stonker = donker

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:38, archived)
Maybe yours will catch on

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:01, archived)
I don't have much to look forward to
But I am grateful for everything I have
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:11, archived)
25 /talk accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:23, archived)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:42, archived)
I have everything to look forward to
But I am ungrateful for everything I have
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:15, archived)
I meant extraordinary items like trips etc.
:)
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:17, archived)
I do like an extraordinary LSD binge

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)
Taking our country back

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:37, archived)
Taking your country back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)
Off fishing for a week , Friday week. Lots to do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:54, archived)
I read that as off fishing for a wank
And thought you were planning on being gobbled by a goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:59, archived)
Either way he’ll have a tight grip on his rod

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)
He'll have to pull it hard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)
he's too koi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:47, archived)
+ koi, fish fish, eye to eye

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 20:06, archived)
He's trying to catch a fish, not kajagoogoo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 20:24, archived)
yes, that was the reference, well done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 21:09, archived)
the 'catch a' in Catch A Fish, sounds like the 'kadja' in KadjaGooGoo
hth
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 11:13, archived)
not really, depends on your accent I suppose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Apr 2024, 14:32, archived)
maybe not if you're.a porridge wog

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 12 Apr 2024, 13:19, archived)
might fart on a flatworm.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt SAVE DAVE, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 17:21, archived)
willy wagglin' in the USA
ay, willy wagglin'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 18:55, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 11:51, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 11:53, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 11:55, archived)
Spunky Bumface

(Spunky Bumface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 11:56, archived)
fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:12, archived)
I'm not brb I just don't post much

(Spunky Bumface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:24, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:26, archived)
I thought brb was you
But now you're arseboon dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)
The more he tries to claim the shittroll is me
the more I'm convinced that it's him. The numbers don't lie.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 15:09, archived)
Is this the official afternoon thread?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:13, archived)
arseboon = afternoon, dilbaro = no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:15, archived)
Well that makes sense

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:33, archived)
i must have fucked it up then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:34, archived)
You're a doc aren't you?
I have my naughty step telling off this Friday
Any advice?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:54, archived)
#blazeit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:05, archived)
I'm not a doctor but I am completely qualified to give medical advice, #blazeit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:13, archived)
or, look contrite and eat shit for 20 mins then walk away and get on with your life again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:14, archived)
-eat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:22, archived)
"This steaming pile here represents my apology"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:24, archived)
A contrite shite, if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)
A crapology

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:45, archived)
Pretty much what I planned we have a shortage of gps so sacking isn't really an option
Should I wear deely boppers and a mankini to lighten the mood?
Or just dig the suit out?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:27, archived)
You should at all times look and behave like Sean Connery in a mankini, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)

in a mankini on the dating circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:50, archived)
Doo dah, doo dah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)
They put one of yoursh on the dating shircuit, you walk one of theirsh down the aisle.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:09, archived)
Maintain eye contact throughout while you shit on their desk to assert dominance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:25, archived)
Like a chimpanzee? Good advice!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)
'noon

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:11, archived)
Afters

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)
Alright arseboon dilbaro

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:37, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:06, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 8:14, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 8:18, archived)
Daz Man concurs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 9:08, archived)
Alright

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 9:07, archived)
Not you.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Apr 2024, 9:08, archived)
Bit nasty
As a mod I will give you a friendly warning xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 9:10, archived)
Biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 9:56, archived)
What type?
Hobnobs here atm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 11:15, archived)
alright jess thom

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:23, archived)
Fuck off

(Spacejam, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 10:44, archived)
If /talk was a dance show
www.facebook.com/share/UcBQ1z8FiRtd21Xw/
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 20:44, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 20:46, archived)
Fuck off you grumpy old fart

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 20:51, archived)
Please don't fight
there is enough of Allah's love for all
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 21:08, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 21:21, archived)
I see the spastics have changed their names again.
Bloody Cowards.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:17, archived)
Don't take it all too seriously Dave.
It's only a messageboard.
On the internet.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:31, archived)
Not at all. Just re awakening dormant accounts. We've not found out why yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:36, archived)
It's not that mongy!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:39, archived)
brb was saying something about "doing work to make /talk sink" or something like that, it's probably him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:52, archived)
If it keeps them busy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 20:02, archived)
I read that to the tune of Sheryl Crow's 'If It Makes You Happy',
and it really doesn't seem to make him happy. But then I doubt anything truly would.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 21:50, archived)
You don't see tramps any more, do you?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 20:53, archived)
What about that 70s style white dog shit eh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 21:22, archived)
Bit racist.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 21:26, archived)
BRB KLAXON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:37, archived)
HebtroCo Nostalgia Collection Antique White Dog Log Emulsion: Bring Back That 70s Look To Your Street!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:12, archived)
They changed it to Scope in 1994.
I guess the shittroll(s) are a little cowardly but I think their most prominent trait is their neediness.

If you're ignoring and ignored by, say, 10 people, that's nearly half the /talk users and possibly more than half the threads tiered off. If each person ignores only 3-5 people, that still creates some fractures that render several threads and sub-threads invisible to many. It's a great community-fracturing system, until some audience-demanding narcissist circumvents it by starting a new account.

Statistically, it's most likely to be the most prolific user with the most time on their hands.

b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:38, archived)
I think i'm probably ignoring one person multiple times
b3ta.com/talk/8408727
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:43, archived)
Makes sense, as you have so many accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:53, archived)
πŸ™‰

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:55, archived)
Boufaha's been found out.
I always knew you were a wrongun.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 22:56, archived)
I think their most prominent trait is their neediness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 23:30, archived)
Then that makes two of us

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 0:45, archived)
I think we hit a nerve here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:11, archived)
Shit, am I you?
That explains a lot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:49, archived)
There's a vas difference

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:22, archived)

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